there is nothing i wouldn't do for you!

  • them: if people don't have to work for anything, they wouldn't do any work, and nothing would get done
  • me: so you're telling me you do everything because you want money
  • them: yes
  • me: so like you have no hobbies or anything? You don't do art on the side or work on cars for fun or anything like that?
  • them: well hobbies don't count!!! those are things I actually enjoy doing
  • me: so ur telling me you'd willingly do something productive even if you weren't paid?
  • them: ... im sorry I can no longer read.
Sometimes I remember that this exchange is really in the game and I cry a bit
  • Aveline: I didn't expect you to stick around for this mess, Merrill. This has nothing to do with your elves.
  • Merrill: I love Hawke, I wouldn't go anywhere.
  • Aveline: But it's not your fight.
  • Merrill: I love Hawke.
  • Aveline: You said that.
  • Merrill: I say it a lot. It makes things clearer, takes away doubt when everything is crazy and people are dying.
  • Aveline: I understand.
  • Merrill: Oh, good. Someone should.
I would walk through fire just to be with you, there’s nothing in the world that I wouldn’t do.
—  (via electricaldreams)

anonymous asked:

aaahh you're making me want to watch black sails. what's it about?

forget what you saw. run. run while you still can.

remyratio  asked:

Lena turning evil Luthor: "I'll show you how much destruction a Luthor can cause!!" // Kara: "Nah you wouldn't do it, I know deep down you are nothing but good and compassionate" // Lena: "YOU DONT KNOW ME KARA IM UP TO NO GOOD AND ILL PROVE IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW" *stomps on a spider* *squash an ant*

Lena @ Lena:

Daddy in Shining Armor
  • Me: *half asleep in bed*
  • Daddy: *doing boring Daddy stuff near by... *
  • Me: *half hears Daddy leave... Few funny noises later, I open my eyes to see Daddy putting the lid on a plastic cake container near the door* "Whatcha doing?"
  • Daddy: "Nothing... Go back to sleep."
  • *Next Morning*
  • Me: "Did you rescue me from a spider?"
  • Daddy: "Yes."
  • Me: "And you needed a cake container?"
  • Daddy: "He wouldn't fit in anything else."
Viktor and his thoughts on Otabek
  • *Viktor sees Otayuri togther Angel Viktor and Demon Viktor appear on his shoulders*
  • Viktor: You're right!
  • Angel: But look how cute and happy Yurio looks!
  • Viktor: He never smiles like that at anyone...
  • Viktor: Yeah I mean he DID kidnap him hmm...
  • Angel: Oh please do you honestly think someone like him would hurt Yurio?
  • Demon: HE COULD!!!
  • Angel: But he doesn't! Sure when Yurio gets married and leaves us for him....
  • Angel: Please Viktor you know you want Yurio to be happy with him or else I wouldn't exist...
  • Angel: From what??? A loving relationship??? A happily ever after??? We didn't call him a Hero for nothing~
  • Demon: ...
  • Viktor: ...
  • Angel: ...
  • Demon: Can we at least act scary and threatening when he's around???
  • Viktor: Pleaseeeeee~ I like seeing him tremble at the sight of me!
  • Angel: Why not? Just make sure Yuuri is with you when you do??? I can only do so much to stop you from trying to kill him...

anonymous asked:

Honest question, why wouldn't you do anything with Ink or Error sans? Considering the history of the story to either include, reference, or nod some of the more well known/popular things within the Undertale fandom, I'm a little surprised that those guys wouldn't at least get a cameo of some kind.

There’s no need for it. That’s all there is to it. I have nothing against such things. But at the same time I don’t care enough about either of them to cameo them.

Incorrect HP Quotes (Ron and Draco)
  • Draco: My, my, my. Look what we have here. A blood-traitor.
  • Ron: Well, hello to you too, death-eater.
  • Draco: So what brings you to this part of the world? Are you sure you are not lost? Maybe, your weasel brain finally snapped.
  • Ron: Shut up, Malfoy! I am here for Hermione. I am so tired of getting her books from that god-awful place in Diagon Alley. I never seem to know what she likes.
  • Draco: Of course you don't, Weasley. I wouldn't expect you to.
  • Ron: What do you mean? Ah, nevermind. Why are you here? Isn't this place making you burst into flames or something?
  • Draco: Umm, nothing. Just passing through.
  • Ron: ...
  • Draco: ...
  • Ron: Wait a minute! You are here for Hermione too! Its her birthday tomorrow. This a muggle shop. Why else would you be here?
  • Draco: Umm... Penelope Clearwater?
  • Ron: Oh, come on!
  • Draco: Fine, you nosy prat! It is Granger. I want to get her something nice. I have been here quite a few times, already. Cool place.
  • Ron: What?
  • Draco: Granger showed me this shop. It has a really cool home decor section.
  • Ron: What?
  • Draco: I understand you are a bit slow, Weasley. This muggle stuff is too hard for you. Don't worry, I am sure I can assist you.
  • Ron: ...
  • Draco: ...
  • Ron: I'll get what you get, then.
  • Draco: Oh, that won't be necessary. I'd like to be unique. Besides, I am getting her a new bed. The one in her flat is uncomfortable and really creaks a lot.
  • Ron: How do you know?
  • Draco: (smirks) Well, I should. I sleep on it.

“ You amaze me, Rory Gilmore. Everyday, everything that you do, everything that you are. “

anonymous asked:

when phil said he wouldn't do a ditl if he wasn't doing anything my mind just went!!! phil!!!! we want nothing!!!!!! we want you to be in your house all day!!!!! and have bants!!!!! domestic things!!!!! eating cereal!!!!!

i just want two minute ditl videos posted on lessamazingphil outlining small quirks of his day. i want phil arguing with dan over what snacks to eat and phil picking up his socks from around the house and sneaky cereal runs. is that too much to ask? is that too much to ask!

pink-heaux  asked:

With regard to your cheating post; I mostly but like... I'm a little confused. I thought the main discouragement for cheating was because if you did, then you often wouldn't know what you're supposed to know to function in the career you're aiming for (and hopefully get!!) with yr qualification. Granted, there are some options where this matters less (accountants can always look shit up, doctors may not always have time) but still. Am I misunderstanding something or like..?

I don’t think this hypothetical person is going to go into an entire field dedicated to something that they don’t know anything about. Colleges still require prerequisite classes that have nothing to do with some people’s desired field and their inability to pass may put their whole future at risk. Or even generally knowing what the need to know in one class but missing out on a topic due to illness or personal problems. This could mean failing the missed-topic-related test that is detrimental to one’s grade. Since college classes don’t actually give a shit if you actually know the subject vs. passing the test then sometimes it’s in your best interest to cheat. Nobody is becoming a lawyer, doctor, or accountant (or anything really) entirely through these methods. Like, nobody is literally thinking “I’m going to learn absolutely nothing related to my desired field and then wing it once I get there and hopefully nobody catches on.”

who should you fight in tdoog
  • P-goon: Go ahead, you could. You'd lose a good friend along the way.
  • Nakta: You'd win. His height is all a farce. He'd trip over himself. He won't even notice you.
  • Hojoon: Depends. You could fight and win, but is that really worth being verbally hurt for? You wouldn't hear the end of it from him. Who knows maybe he'll even talk shit about you behind your back.
  • B-joo: Do it. His protein shakes do nothing.
  • Xero: No. Never. You'd get your ass kicked and then look like shit compared to how cool he is. He'd even pose after because that's just how he is.
  • Sangdo: You'd lose. He has that protective instinct, wouldn't let you get close to his young. He's pretty violent and I don't know if you want to get with that.
  • Yano: It's an even match. Go for it, he has stench though. Be wary.
  • A-tom: Why? He's always fightin. You'd only add to his body count.
  • Hansol: what'd he ever do to you. He'd cry

anonymous asked:

Would you like to meet Sherlock sooner? When you were at uni, for example?

I think there’s a reason we both met when our lives were at rock bottom. I’ve never been a great believer in destiny and I think you choose your own path in life but sometimes it feels like it was fate that when I felt I had nothing left to offer the world and the world had nothing left for me, I was introduced to someone who gave me a purpose again. 

So I’m sure we could have got on if we met at uni or something, but I think we needed to be exactly where we were when we met so that we could fit together as perfectly as we seem to. So I wouldn’t change how or when we met for anything.

The Three List | Barry & Iris | Script Fic
  • Barry: Hey, Iris?
  • Iris: Yeah, hun?
  • Barry: Do you remember when you were with Eddie & you told me about your 3's list?
  • Iris: My 3's list?
  • Barry: Yeah, you know, three guys you could cheat on Eddie with.
  • Iris: *snorts* oh, right. My 3 list.
  • Barry: You don't still HAVE that, do you?
  • Iris: *blinks* What?
  • Barry: Your 3 list. Do you still have it?
  • Iris: Uh...probably somewhere. Why?
  • Barry: *clears throat* I was just wondering if Oliver was still on it.
  • Iris: *smirks & crawls over to him* Babe, you know that's not a serious thing, right?
  • Barry: what do you mean?
  • Iris: *laughs* even if Oliver had given my fangirl self the time of day when I was with Eddie, I wouldn't have slept with him.
  • Barry: *blinks* you wouldn't have?
  • Iris: *laughs* Who do you think I am, Bear? You think 'he's on my three list!' would've sufficed if Eddie had caught us in bed together?
  • Barry: *blushes fiercely* No, I guess not.
  • Iris: *cups face* Babe, you've got nothing to worry about. *kisses him* You're the only one I want.
  • Barry: *after many kisses & sweet nothings whispered* But is Oliver still--
  • Iris: *rolls eyes & gets off him* oh, for crying out loud.
  • Barry: Wait, Iris, I didn't mean-
  • Iris: You most certainly did. *starts to walk away*
  • Barry: *panics* Iris-
  • Iris: Calm down. I'll be right back. *dashes up the stairs & comes back 10 minutes later* Found it!
  • Barry: *shifts towards her, eyes wide* What did you... *spots piece of paper she's holding* Oh.
  • Iris: *hands paper over* Take a look for yourself.
  • Barry: *scans list of names & frowns* He's still on it.
  • Iris: Mhmm.
  • Barry: This doesn't make me feel any better, Iris.
  • Iris: *crosses arms* that's the original list. I only updated it once, a couple months after I'd moved in with Eddie.
  • Barry: *still frowning* where's that one?
  • Iris: *makes circling motion with her finger*
  • Barry: *checks the other side* This one looks pretty much the same. I don't see-- *jaw drops*
  • Iris: *starts to grin* See something you like, hun?
  • Barry: Am...Am I...? *squeaks*
  • Iris: *nods* Mhmm.
  • Barry: I'm in the number 2 spot!
  • Iris: That's one above Oliver, I believe.
  • Barry: *still gawking* I don't understand.
  • Iris: *comes & sits next to him on the couch* After you told me how you felt when I was with Eddie, I had a lot of feelings that I didn't know how to deal with. Then when Eddie got all secretive on me I started thinking about you even more, and how my best friend would NEVER keep secrets from me the way my boyfriend was doing.
  • Barry: *winces* sarcasm is warranted.
  • Iris: in the past. *waves it off*
  • Barry: *swallows hard & nods*
  • Iris: That night when I came back to my dad's & you were there reassuring me, I felt like that was a safe place to put them. My feelings for you.
  • Barry: On your 3 list?
  • Iris: *nods* On my 3 list.
  • Barry: Did Eddie ever see it?
  • Iris: *laughs* Are you kidding? If Eddie had seen the updated version, he would've figured out what was up right away, even before I did.
  • Barry: And what was up?
  • Iris: *smiles & gently kisses him* I was in love with my best friend.
  • Barry: *has warm fuzzies* Iris...
  • Iris: So, you can keep that if you like. Oliver's name is still on it - BENEATH yours though. I don't have a need for it anymore. I haven't looked at it until today in over two years.
  • Barry: Yeah?
  • Iris: *nuzzles & kisses* yeah. You're all I want, Bear. If I can't have you, there's no one else I want. Not even a one night stand with a celebrity.
  • Barry: *smiles*
  • Iris: Do YOU have a 3 list? *raises eyebrows*
  • Barry: WHAT? *squeaks*
  • Iris: You heard me.
  • Barry: Iris.
  • Iris: BARRY.
  • Barry: *sighs & then laughs* I have a 1 list.
  • Iris: *eyebrow furrow* What's a 1 list?
  • Barry: *pulls out wallet & digs out tiny scrap of paper inside & hands it to her* Same thing as a 3 list. Except mine only has 1 name on it.
  • Iris: *jaw drops when she reads it* I'M the only name on your 3 list??
  • Barry: *grins & pulls her close* Yep.
  • Iris: But of all he gorgeous celebrities, even SCIENCE NERDS, you only chose--
  • Barry: You're the only one I've wanted since the day that I met you.
  • Iris: *teary-eyed* Barry...
  • Barry: Getting a chance with you? 10 times better than any hook up with ANY celebrity.
  • Iris: *sighs contently & kisses him* I love you, Barry Allen.
  • Barry: I love you, Iris West.
  • Iris: *nuzzles & pulls away after a while* So what are you going to do with my 3 list?
  • Barry: Give it back to you. *hands it over* You decide what to do with it.
  • Iris: *grins* Mmk. *pecks him in the cheek, stands up & heads to the roaring fireplace*
  • Barry: Wait, Iris, what are you doing?! *speeds over*
  • Iris: Getting rid of it. I don't need it anymore.
  • Barry: Well, maybe you should keep it. You know, as a keepsake.
  • Iris: *eyes him suspiciously* Why do you want it?
  • Barry: *I* don't want it. It's yours. I gave it back to you. So you--
  • Iris: BARRY.
  • Barry: *swallows* I mean, you ranked me ABOVE Oliver, so...
  • Iris: OHMYGOD. *rolls eyes & shoves it into his hand* You keep it. It'll be YOUR keepsake. *walks back to the couch & sits down*
  • Barry: It's not really MINE, so--
  • Iris: *gives him THE LOOK* one more word, Barry, and I WILL throw it to the flames. Not even your superspeed will stop me.
  • Barry: *nods & swallows* Right. *tucks paper into pocket & comes to sit next to her* So...
  • Iris: *raises eyebrow*
  • Barry: Now what?
  • Iris: *irritation fades away & she pulls him close, kissing him* Now I get some one-on-one time with #2 on my 3 list.
  • Barry: *pulls back after a few kisses* I thought you just said--
  • Iris: I swear to God, Barry, if you don't just kiss me--
  • Barry: *speeds them up their bedroom, drops her on the bed & takes off t-shirt, then hovers over her & kisses her, lingering*
  • Iris: *moans* Don't tell my boyfriend about this. He'll be extremely jealous.
  • Barry: *restrains groan* On my life. *mutters & kisses her again*
  • ...
  • A/N: Just did (as of 4/2/17) a bit of an edit, b/c I watched the 1.08 scene & realized it's actually called a 'three' list, not a 'threes' list. So I changed all those & added a short line to something Iris said early on.
  • "I'm not anti-social, I'm just anti-you."
  • "Sometimes I need what only you can provide - your absence."
  • "I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
  • "Good morning, I see the assassins failed again."
  • "Moral fibre? What, is that a new breakfast thing or something?"
  • "Stop acting so oblivious."
  • "Have you no conscience?"
  • "Good Guy, Bad Guy. What matters is I'm the guy with the gun."
  • "I'm an apathetic sociopath; I'd kill you if I cared."
  • "If we really learned from our mistakes, I'd be a freaking genius by now."
  • "I don't particularly want to kill you. I just wouldn't mind if you died."
  • "Lazy? How dare you. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy."
  • "Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject."
  • "If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty."

anonymous asked:

Why does top/bottom preference in fiction bother you? I have a strong preference for one vs the other IRL sexual activity, why wouldn't I in fiction? I've only ever topped twice and didn't care for it at all. Therefore when I read fic, I want to see the person I'm either lusting over as the top, or identifying with as the bottom. It has absolutely nothing to do with "heteronormativity". Complaining about the top/bottom prefs of gay guys comes off very bottom/fem shame-y to me.

I think that the problem is that I don’t lust over the characters I ship lmao.

Anyway, I’m not bothered by people who have a preference (both in fiction and IRL), I’m bothered by people who say, for example, that a sherlock holmes that tops is OOC. I’m bothered by people who think that sexual preferences change the character, make a fic and the ship “bad”. I’ve seen people saying “if x tops I don’t ship this couple” which is absurde to me, because the dynamic between the two character doesn’t change and if you truly like the ship you don’t like it because “omggg this way is hotter XDXDXD” but because you are interested in their relationship.

I mean I have a preference myself, I’m bothered by people who think that what happens in bed changes a character/ship.

edit: i don’t complain about the preference of gay guys, jesus, i complain about people who think that the most feminine partner HAS to be the bottom. 

All right, guys. I need your input and creative minds..!!

In a modern world setting where Erwin remembers his past life and owns a company (where most of the former survey corps members including Levi work), what sort of company do you think it would be?

What would Eren’s major be at university?

Please save this pitiful artist so I can keep working on my comic ;u; My mind has been going in circles in search for the ~perfect~ answers to these questions for so long now and nothing came out of it.Feel free to throw all of your ideas at me, I’m grateful for any inspiration!! <3