there is nothing better than these photos

honestly we better get a callback to fish telling oswald “make this city yours or burn it to the ground” next episode what with these promo shots of oswald standing at the front line of an aesthetically apocalyptic tableau of burning debris and car headlights. he looks like a war general. there is nothing more important to me than penguin proving he isn’t a guy to fuck wifh

art tips post

for all the artists following me

  • draw fast. it’ll look messy for a long time but you’ll improve faster than if you spend 4 hours on every drawing
  • if you draw in pencil and have a habit of erasing all of your mistakes, try drawing in pen or marker. i know it’s scary but it’ll help in the long run (i’m speaking from experience)
  • try different methods and mediums but don’t worry about mastering any of them, just have fun
  • if you’re not rich, buy art supplies from the dollar store, not the art store (seriously. i go through a sketchbook about once a month and i’d rather spend $4 on one than $15)
  • there’s no wrong way to learn. you can copy other people’s art if you want to, just don’t post it
  • DO NOT worry about having a consistent style. do not. just draw however you want
  • if you want to make original characters then do it. don’t worry about if they’re original, or a good design, or if they have an accompanying story. make sonic ocs. do it. it’s fun and it’s not hurting anyone
  • try not to kill your back. stand up and stretch once in a while
  • make a folder and save all of your favorite arts for inspiration 
  • draw from life. draw your dog. draw your teachers. draw your desk. draw your own hands (seriously that’s the best way to get better at drawing hands)
  • in general, drawing from life or a photo is better than drawing from a diagram
  • draw whatever you want. draw youtubers if you like youtubers. draw undertale if you like undertale. when i was a kid i drew nothing but shadow the hedgehog and horses. everyone deserves to draw what they want without being mocked, and if people start making fun of you, block them and keep drawing
  • don’t expect to get any notes at first. don’t let it discourage you. if you want validation go show your art to your mom or your friends or your teacher or your grandma
  • take breaks, but don’t give up.
in perspective, a timeline of dan's growth:
  • 2009: he was affectionate with phil, had low self esteem though and got little views
  • 2010: makes innuendos, only about girls though, laughs and jokes but still has obvious low moments of self loathe
  • 2011: ignores anything regarding his sexuality, very guarded as his subscribers grow
  • 2012: even more retreated, gay is not a word in his vocabulary despite all the phan shippers
  • 2013: careful not to get too close to phil, still wears dark "men's" clothing, nothing feminine, doesn't want to stand out
  • 2014: makes gaming channel with phil, still reluctant to bring up any topic regarding a relationship, constantly in all black but doing better
  • 2015: "im phil trash #1", acknowledges and writes a borderline romantic phanfic, owns haru pillow, goes on holidays with phil and seems happy
  • 2016: wears black nail polish, openly talks about his man crush, explores fashion, happier than ever
  • 2017, four months in: wears black ripped skinny jeans, paints his nails with glitter polish, makes a pastel themed video with phil and posts several coupley photos, makes gay innuendos every sentence, radiates confidence, personal space what's that???
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Glitch Effect Tutorial

ayyeee here’s a tutorial no one asked for made this for college assignment, but i hope someone will find this useful! >w< (original drawing)

Namjoon

BOYFRIEND BANGTAN | NAMJOON VERSION 

WORD COUNT: 1,373 

FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF with the lightest most PG mention of sex

Originally posted by bangtoori

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How to be a Disney Princess

Or, more specifically: how to handle getting mistaken for a real disney princess at a convention, or while out taking photos! 

When you’re cosplaying a highly recognizable character, little kids are going to spot you! So here’s some ways to prepare for being mistaken for a little ones’ favorite princess/prince in public:

1. play along! Come on, there’s no reason to ruin the magic, and running into your favorite disney princess is the sort of thing a little kid will probably never forget.

2. try and get eye-level with them- aka, kneel or lean so that you’re addressing them more face-to-face that face-to-knee. Makes it more personal and it’s just a good way to sell the “princess” routine. Obviously not all costumes allow this, but it’s something to keep in mind. 

3. If they ask why you’re there, the answer depends on location, but here are suggestions for common locations:

at a park/out and about: I’m out enjoying what a lovely day it is! (Or, if you’re in the middle of a photoshoot) I’m posing for my official Royal Portrait, isn’t that so exciting? 

at a cafe/restaurant/etc: It’s the castle chef’s birthday, so we’re out enjoying some delicious [insert food here] around the town instead! 

At a comic convention: Oh, I love [comic books/Batman/Supergirl/etc]! Heroic deeds like theirs are just so inspiring to read about, you know? 

4. on a similar note, try and reference things from your movie, or even just the general disney princess mythos. It helps with the illusion of princess-hood, and specifically that you’re the princess the child remembers. (”What a lovely dress, it looks similar to my friend Belle’s!” for example.) 

5. Try and compliment the kid. Nothing better than having your favorite princess tell you that your hair-bow is cute, or that you have the perfect princess wave

6. check with the parents if they’d like a photo, if you have the time for it. Most parents I’ve run into in situations like this are ecstatic to get a memorable photo, especially those with the kids where it’s normally hard to get them to look happy in a photo, or hold still long enough to take one. 

OMG GUYS

So in class i was looking up cryptids for a project and I got way more than a nice essay-worthy article. Underneath a mothman article was this:

Lance dressed up as a Yeti for Keith’s attention. Nothing can convince me otherwise.

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Maggie Smith and Judi Dench, photographed during A Conversation with Maggie Smith and Judi Dench, hosted by Jim Carter at the Tricycle Theatre and Cinema (26th February, 2017)

not for nothing and like, i know we’re not entitled to anything from him, but Chris Evans built up the countdown to being reunited with his one true love, Dodger, with photos and videos of the two of them, and so if he doesnt post the reunion it’ll quite honestly be the most crushing disappointment for the end of a narrative since Marvel tried to tell us that Civil War was a better film than TWS and a fitting end to the Cap trilogy

Facebook Reveal

So I wrote a supercorp THING based on this post because it made me irrationally happy: 

(Original post here for credit)

I thought a facebook crack reveal would be hilarious and fun, and apparently so did a few of you SO, I did it. Enjoy <3 :) 

@supercorptrashed @nevertobeships @project-alice

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continued from yesterday’s request.

–R.I.

Click for: [Part 1]


MC Breaks Something Important to RFA [2]

Saeran

—AU where MC is his assistant.

  • You strolled Saeran’s office lazily, bored of having nothing to do while he typed away on his computers. A framed photo sitting on top of a drawer caught your eye, and you walked towards it curiously.
  • It was… a photo of himself?
  • You furrowed your eyebrows, only to quickly realize it was actually Luciel Choi in the picture.
  • “Saeran,” you called, waving the photo in your hands, “Why do you have a picture of your bro-“
  • Before you could finish your sentence, the frame slipped out of your hands, crashing onto the floor.
  • Saeran’s eyes hardened at you, and he stomped over, grabbing you by the wrist. “What do you think you’re doing!?” he hissed. “Who gave you the right to snoop around my stuff, huh?”
  • You stumbled, slightly taken aback. “I’m sorry for breaking it, but… don’t you hate your brother? Why would you have a picture—”
  • He silenced you with a warning glare, and you knew to shut up.
  • Later, you found him huddled in the bathroom, despairing over how to fix the photo frame. You wondered what was so special about it—the photo inside was safe, but why was he fretting over the frame so much?
  • He noticed you in the mirror, and sighed. “Don’t sneak up on people like that.”
  • You shrugged, sauntering over to him. “So are you going to tell me anything?”
  • Saeran side-glanced at you, then pressed his lips into a line. “One question.”
  • “Well, what’s so special about the photo frame?”
  • “…Different question.”
  • “Why do you have a photo of Luciel Choi if you hate him so much?”
  • He averted his eyes, and you knew before he even answered you that it was a lie. But his voice was smooth and there wasn’t a stammer in his words. “So I can remember the face of the person I want dead, of course.”
  • Even his explanation sounded ridiculous—Luciel was his identical twin brother. What a lame excuse, you thought, shaking your head.
  • Saeran cast another glare at you, but there was a faint blush on his cheeks, as if he was embarrassed to have said anything. He shoved you aside as he walked away, and you couldn’t help but stare after him, wondering what secrets the mysterious man held…

Zen

  • Your arms were wrapped around his neck while his hands roamed all around your body, making you shiver with anticipation.
  • His lips were locked on yours in a heated kiss, and you were starting to have trouble in keeping up. You needed to breathe, but he wasn’t getting the hint, thinking that the hand you pressed against his chest was sexual… So you flailed your arms about, hoping to catch his attention, but you accidentally knocked over a glass trophy from the drawer.
  • He broke the kiss immediately, letting go of you as his eyes followed the falling trophy. His hand reached towards it, trying to catch it before it fell to the floor… but he was too late.
  • It shattered. Zen stared wide-eyed at the glass pieces—he felt like he was staring at his heart. Broken.
  • Your hand flew to your mouth as you gasped. It was the first trophy Zen had won, showing that he was the “Best Actor of the Year.” It was the symbol of not only his transition from theatre acting to movie acting but also all the hours of practice he’d put up with, all the criticism he’d moved on from, and all the effort he’d put into his performances as well.
  • ‘Sorry’ wouldn’t even begin to cover it.
  • All the colour had drained from his face. His lips were pressed in a thin line, and you could tell he was trying to hold back his disappointment and anger, even from behind.
  • “Just go. I’ll clean it up,” he muttered, managing to control the tone of his voice.
  • You began to protest, “No, I broke it, so I should-“
  • He spun around angrily, “I SAID-“
  • … but as he did so, his shoulder knocked into your head, the force of his spin making you pass out immediately.
  • Zen dropped to his knees immediately, kneeling beside you. His heart was hammering in his chest—shit, had he just…? No, no, no…
  • He hated the thought of hurting you, and even if you had broken something important to him, he would never want to hit you. Even if it hadn’t been intentional, Zen was already blaming himself and hating himself for doing this to you—to his princess.
  • With shaky hands, he dialled for an ambulance, his voice trembling as he explained the situation.
  • While you were taken to the hospital, the police confronted him, stating how he needed to be investigated. ‘There’s broken glass and a passed out woman… who knows if you physically abuse her? We’ve got to check,’ they explained with a shrug.
  • Although they hadn’t meant any harm, their words stung.  He would never hurt you on purpose.
  • Eventually, he did get through investigations, but now he could only stay beside you as you slept on the hospital bed. The doctors had said it was all okay, lest for a bruise that would remain on the side of your head for a while… but Zen still couldn’t stop himself from letting the guilt crush him.
  • Staring down at your motionless body was painful.
  • Even when you woke up and could finally go home, he couldn’t bring himself to look you in the eye.
  • “Zen… Zenny, it was my fault,” you tried, thinking he was still mad about the trophy.
  • He turned to you with a confused look, then shook his head. “No… The trophy doesn’t matter, jagi,” he said, “Please don’t worry about it. But your head… I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to.”
  • Now you understood why he was looking so ashamed and sad.
  • You walked in front of him, cradling his hands in your own as you forced him to look at you.
  • “If you can forgive me for something as important as breaking your trophy, then you can forgive yourself for accidentally hitting me, can’t you?” you reason with him.
  • His lips curl into a pout, and he stares into your eyes. “Can we just continue kissing and forget about everything that happened in the last 12 hours?”
  • You chuckle, “Alright. This time, let’s just start on the bed instead of trying to imitate the movies…”
  • He swung his arm around your waist as you continued walking home, a soft smile on his face. “Thank you,” he whispered quietly to himself.

Jaehee

| Warning: Angst, Mentions of Death

  • She stared at the cup that had just fallen from your hands and crashed onto the floor, shattering into pieces.
  • Your hands flew to your mouth in horror, too shocked for words to come out. You knew you had just dropped Jaehee’s favourite mug—it had been custom-made from her mother.
  • She lowered her eyes, knelt down and began to pick up the pieces without a word, not looking at you.
  • “I-I’m really sorry,” you squeaked out, guilt overwhelming you. You timidly shut the drawers that the cup had fallen from, not knowing what to do.
  • She only sighed in response. “It… was bound to break one day.”
  • A glass shard slipped through her fingers and cut her, and you flew to her side immediately, reaching to inspect her hand out of concern.
  • She suddenly hissed at you, “Don’t touch me, please.”
  • And you knew she was mad. She wasn’t blaming you, but she was evidently upset by your mistake. That only made you feel worse. Had she yelled at you instead, you would’ve felt a lot less guilty.
  • “I want to be alone for now,” she muttered, watching a drop of blood form on her cut and slide to the floor.
  • “I’ll clean it up,” you offered, trying to make it up to her. She didn’t reply, only standing up and walking away.
  • Although she had said she wanted to be alone, you couldn’t help but notice her social media filling with new photos everyday, all showing how she happy she was, hanging out with her friends. It wasn’t that she wanted to be alone, you realized, she just wanted to be away from you.
  • You did know how much the mug had mattered to her—it was Jaehee’s last memento of her mother, after all. Still, couldn’t Jaehee be more mature about this and talk with you instead of avoiding you???
  • It was lonely in the apartment. Jaehee worked all day and spent all her free time with her friends at the bar or partying—you didn’t even think she was the type to do that. You opened the drawer in your room where the shards of what had been Jaehee’s mug were placed. You had tried to find places that could somehow fix the broken mug, but the returned calls so far had said it was impossible.
  • Your phone rang, the noise startling you, but you picked it up without hesitation. “Hello?” you said, a bit breathlessly.
  • “Hi. This is Mori. You’re the customer with that broken mug, right? Well, I can’t fix it, but I can make a perfect replication of it, if you want. All you’d need to do is drop by, show me the material and photos of how it looked before it broke.”
  • That was better than nothing, you figured. “I’ll head over right away!”
  • In your excitement as you drove to your destination, you failed to notice a truck that sped towards you as you made a left turn on the road…
  • You remembered seeing everything turn upside down before all faded to black.
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The Signs as Emotions People Feel But Can’t Explain
  • Aries: "Kuebiko - A state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless violence." Aries that are provoked by the smallest things if it’s about something they believe in, that will do anything and everything to fight for what’s right, that will exhaust their physical and mental energy for anything and everything they deem precious to them.
  • Taurus: "Chrysalism - The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm." Taurians that can fall asleep to the sound of light rain and yet be most productive to dark clouds and thunder and heavy rainfall, that feel most relaxed seeing raindrops against windowpanes and the ground.
  • Gemini: "Sonder - The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own." Geminis that can go throughout their day without thinking twice about the person next to them, but can meet eyes with a stranger and imagine, without even trying, their entire lives, from the glaringly obvious to the most miniscule details.
  • Cancer: "Liberosis - The desire to care less about things." Cancers that wear their hearts and their innermost emotions on their sleeves, that care about everyone they meet even when they don’t want to; the sheer amount of emotion they have may overwhelm them and even when they say they don’t care, some part of them still does.
  • Leo: "Anecdoche - A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening" Leos that speak because they have so much on their mind, that want to get everything out and want people to listen, that hear other people but are already itching to speak, and they’re already thinking of what to say next even as they speak.
  • Virgo: "Énouement -The bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self" Virgos that rush through life to get to the next stage, to get better, that eventually reach their goal and realize that this isn’t even what they wanted in the first place, and now all they want is to slow down, to start over and think less, enjoy more, live with no regrets.
  • Libra: "Occhiolism - The awareness of the smallness of your perspective." Libras that can be in the center of a crowd, can be in the middle of a conversation and suddenly shut down mentally because they’ve just realized something huge, that will listen to someone else speak even while their minds are racing, already on the way to stumbling across some profound discovery.
  • Scorpio: "Adronitis - Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone." Scorpios that love knowing people because they want to be needed, that want all of a person for themselves even if they don’t recognize it yet, that hate seeing someone being more friendly with someone else because that person is theirs, even if they don’t know it yet.
  • Sagittarius: "Onism - The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time." Sagittarians that want to see and feel and do and experience everything all at once, that freeze when they realize they can’t; the rhythm of life and the earth is in their blood and wanderlust is almost overpowering at times and they hate not being able to give into it.
  • Capricorn: "Ellipsism - A sadness that you’ll never be able to know how history will turn out." Capricorns that want to know as much as they can, that can place logic and reason and realism over emotion, that rationalize their emotions without thinking, and end up strangely saddened when they realize there is no answer.
  • Aquarius: "Vemödalen - The frustration of photographic something amazing when thousands of identical photos already exist." Aquarians that work hard because they want to be better than they already are, than what someone else can do, that can spend hours and days perfecting something they enjoy just to get that much better.
  • Pisces: "Exulansis - The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it." Pisceans that can have whole worlds inside their heads, that can never explain things correctly because the right word just isn’t there, that know the words and can’t put them together because nothing sounds just right, that have been to places and seen things and done things and can’t share their experiences because words just aren’t enough.
BTS React To: Their Girlfriend Receiving Nudes from another member of the group

Jin

He would be a little upset about Hoseok sending you nudes so he would confront the younger boy but would then forgive him when he learns that it was nothing more than an honest mistake.

Originally posted by bwiseoks


Namjoon

He wouldn’t be happy with Jungkook sending you inappropriate photos of himself and would probably go off on the maknae without holding back at all.
“You’ve crossed the line little boy. You’re forgetting that I sleep in the same room as you do. Better hope someone else sleeps in there with us tonight or you’re dead.”

Originally posted by trash-for-bangtan

Hoseok

He would feel so absolutely hurt and betrayed that his own best friend would do something like this to him. Namjoon disrespected both of you by sending those absurd photos so Hoseok would end up ignoring the younger boy at all costs.

Originally posted by itsrapmonster

Yoongi

/Cocky ass child/
“Ah, Jimin wishes he packed one as big as mine.”
He would tease you a little bit about the photo but probably complain to Jimin about it in front of all of the other members to embarrass him for being rude in such a way.

Originally posted by meanyoongis

Jimin

“I’LL KILL HIM! WHERE IS SEOKJIN?! I DEMAND TO SEE HIM!”
Pissed off and ready to murder his eldest hyung.

Originally posted by jiminrolls

Taehyung

Taehyung would feel upset about Yoongi exposing his crotch to you but he would also feel a little bit happier that you told him about the photos rather than letting Taehyung find them and jump to conclusions. 

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Jungkook

Pissed off lil bunny would be running at Taehyung with the closest object he got hold of.
“Why not expose yourself to me?! You had NO problem with doing it to Y/N! You know, MY GIRLFRIEND?!”


Originally posted by kookmint

This is an illustration I did for Patrick Ballesteros’ “Sweethearts, BFFs, and Bromances” show at The Perky Nerd in Burbank, CA.

It is my tribute to one of comics’ favorite duos brought to movie life- Rocket Raccoon and Groot! I’ve always liked their polar opposite personalities, and I really want to capture the 80’s-90’s charm of the Guardians of the Galaxy. My thought was, “what could be better than the cheesy photo shoot backdrops?” Nothing, obviously! Hope you all enjoy this!

If it gets a good response, I’ll set aside time to celebrate the soon-to-be new freakin’ Guardians in a similar fashion!      

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