there is no one hiding in the bushes

10 girls I keep in my heart

1. Beauty was never your goal. Your eyeliner is sharp, a blade, war paint. Your laugh is deep and unwavering, open mouthed to bear fangs. I remember when you cut your long hair off and streaked it with pink. Not like a fairy but like a fire. Yet water runs through your veins. You love your mother so.

2. Oh girl of the earth, you never liked poetry. I think you were carved from the mountains that you’ve never seen. The strongest winds cannot move you. Your hands never rub raw. Yet your edges are soft for stone.


3. Your house is full of beautiful things but you don’t see any of it. Nothing ever feels like home. Storms blow through you so often I think you gave up on rebuilding. And now you live among the rubble. Your anger broke my windows and cut at my cheeks. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.

4. How does your smile always manage to reach your ears? So wide you have to close your eyes to make room. Your hugs nearly suffocate me but I don’t mind at all. You play nirvana on your guitar and you don’t understand the lyrics. I hope you never do.

5. I miss you everyday. The gentlest soul on earth. The world hasn’t given you half as much as you deserve. I can’t believe how many people don’t even know your name. Your heart is full of tulips and an angel sent you my way.

6. My first love. You opened my eyes. We spoke our own language and danced like no one was watching. I kept every drawing you made for me. I wonder if you remember me from time to time.

7. My oldest friend. We are holding hands underwater. We are hiding in bushes. We are spinning elaborate stories and pretending not to notice how they unravel. You used to fall asleep on my shoulder. I hope our paths cross soon.

8. You are so much made from so little. You radiate with the force of the sun your body can barely contain you. How you saw me through your own light I do not know. Your name is from the moon and Jupiter is in the art you make. Oh girl born to live.

9. I’ve seen 7000 sides of you. Multidimensional and deep as an ocean. And what lives under the surface bites. I’ve mastered the art of walking on water. I was never good enough to reach you. But someone will be. Someone is coming. I promise.

10. How is it that every song is about you? I wonder if you realize that I look for you everywhere. Your soul is in splinters they’ve flown up to space. They’re tangled in trees. You’ve sent them my way. Oh I’ve felt you exploding not in anger but in creation. Galaxy after galaxy. Oh nebulas light my way home. You are dandelions spilling over rolling hills. You are grass stained jeans. You are Ferris wheels at sunset

the signs as people i've met

aries: passionate. she was intense and unforgiving in the way that she loved. she never let anything get in the way of what she wanted, she saw an opportunity and took it. she was independent, but when she loved, she loved hard.
taurus: strong. she needed no one and she made that clear. she didn’t let anything distract her from her goal and she worked hard to get where she wanted to be. she was tense but a free spirit.
gemini: blunt. he made his attempts and wants clear, and didn’t beat around the bush. he was an open book, and even when he tried to hide things you could see right through him.
cancer: sensitive. she took everything very personally and she made no attempt to have a harder shell. she loved deeply and widely and had a big heart.
libra: wild. she had a huge heart and loved everyone as much as she could. she took every opportunity to be spontaneous as she could, and she never took no for an answer.
virgo: light-heartded. she never took anything too seriously. she did her best to cheer up anyone who had pain in their hearts, and chased butterflies and picked flowers. she lived a happy life.
leo: inspiring. he spoke so wisely and knew so much more than i did. he seemed so much older, not in how he acted but the way that he thought. he spoke so peacefully, like he knew exactly what his place in the world was.
scorpio: fearless. he was strong and had a powerful, demanding voice. he got what he wanted without hurting a fly. he was confident and lived off adrenaline like it was coffee.
saggitarius: entertaining. in the best possible way, he loved attention. he did his best to entertain his friends and loved making people laugh. he easily caught my attention constantly.
capricorn: independent. he needed no one and nothing. he was fun to talk to and knew what he wanted in life. he didn’t need or ask for validation from anyone, and i would be surprised if he ever does.
aquarius: deep. in the most serious way, he loved so deep, laughed so hard, and did everything more intense than anyone i’ve ever met. he had such deep thoughts and hopes and dreams.
pisces: optimistic. she saw the best in everyone. she had hopes and dreams that were unrealistic, but she ignored anyone who told her she couldn’t make it. she loved the world, and saw nothing but the positive.

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Hooded Crow

The hooded crow, with its contrasted greys and blacks, cannot be confused with either the carrion crow or rook. Except for the head, throat, wings, tail, and thigh feathers, which are black and mostly glossy, the plumage is ash-grey, the dark shafts giving it a streaky appearance. The bill and legs are black; the iris dark brown. Widely distributed, it is also known locally as Scotch crow and Danish crow. In Ireland it is called grey crow, just as in the Slavic languages and in Danish. In German it is called “mist crow” (“Nebelkrähe”). Found across Northern, Eastern, and Southeastern Europe, as well as parts of the Middle East.

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Looking Around in All the Wrong Places

So, this happened during a campaign myself and a few of my friends were a part of. Along with my character (a Ranger), there was also a Rogue, a Paladin, and a Dracomancer. During our first session, we bluffed our way into an orc camp and discovered a wounded baby Bronze Dragon they were keeping captive. An old orc asked us to take it back to its mother before the orcs either sold it or killed it. This is what happened.

DM: The next day, as you make your way up the mountain to the dragon’s cave, you come across a wide chasm, with a bridge stretching across it.

Me (ooc): I roll Perception to see if the bridge looks stable enough to cross!

DM: Alright, go for it.

I roll, succeed, and find out that the bridge is in perfect condition, but is only wide enough for one person at a time to cross.

Paladin (ooc): There might be enemies on the other side, though! I roll Perception to see if there are any enemies hiding on the other side.

DM: Seriously? Well, alright, go for it.

[Paladin] rolls and, like me, succeeds. However, all he can see from our position is that the bushes aren’t that thick. There aren’t any enemies to be seen.

Rogue (ooc): But if there were enemies, maybe they booby-trapped the bridge! I roll Perception to check the bridge for traps!

DM: Oh for the love of god! You succeed, but there aren’t any traps! Just cross the bridge already.

Me (ooc): Alright, alright, man. Geeze, take a chill pill.

I cross the bridge first, followed immediately by [Rogue]. Once we both cross over, the Dracomancer (who is carrying the baby dragon previously mentioned) starts to cross.

DM: As you reach the half-way point on the bridge–

Dracomancer (ooc): Oh, screw you!

DM: (continues) –four bugbears and a hobgoblin climb up from under the bridge.

Me (ooc): Oh, so that’s where we were supposed to look for trouble!

DM: (irritated) You weren’t supposed to be looking for them!!

Ascendant persona ascendant

To get a deeper insight of your ascendant you can check your ascendant persona ascendant sign, let’s say that you’re a cancer ascendant with an Aries persona ascendant then you come across as quite shy, emotional, a homebody but with Aries persona ascendant you also come across as intimidating, fierce, blunt with your words and action oriented.

Here’s a blend of natal ascendant signs & ascendant persona ascendant.


Aries natal asc with Aries persona asc: will come across as action oriented, loose lips, will be very aggressive, fearless attitude.

Aries natal asc with Taurus persona asc: will be quite stubborn, moody and somewhat of a homebody, will like to enjoy activities with their close friends.

Aries natal asc with cancer persona asc: will be quite emotional, somewhat argumentative with people, will try to hide their vulnerability,

Aries natal asc with Gemini persona asc: will be very talkative and quick witted, will want to take part in activities, will have good comebacks and sharp minds.

Aries natal asc with leo persona asc: will have a strong ego, will be interested in some type of theatrical displays, will want to rise to the top.

Aries natal asc with Virgo persona asc: will be book smart, will possibly offend people with their knowledge without any intention to, will engage in conversation.

Aries natal asc with libra persona asc: will be charming and graceful, swift sharp movements, will not like to offend others , will treat people like family if they care enough for them.

Aries natal asc with Scorpio persona asc: will be quite intimidating, will have a deep dark gaze almost like a cat in the night, will be very passionate and careful with their words.

Aries natal asc with Sagittarius persona asc: will be very interested in meeting new people, will be fond of travel, will want to have memorable moments, they live in the movement.

Aries natal asc with Capricorn persona asc: will have a very strained expression, will be hardworking , will work for what they want, will not let people in so easily.

Aries natal asc with Aquarius persona asc: will be ratherly different, will not care if they’re doing something embarrassing in public, will be very quirky and unique.

Aries natal asc with Pisces persona asc: will be charming and sociable, will enjoy time with people and time by themselves, will also wonder from person to person at times.

Taurus natal asc with Aries persona asc: will be a homebody , will enjoy arts and crafts, will be aggressive and entertaining, brisk movements.

Taurus natal asc with Taurus persona asc: will be appealing and friendly, will treat those dear to them like family, will be quite hesitant in trying new things that they’ve never tried before.

Taurus natal asc with Gemini persona asc: will be talkative and a bit naive, will want to engage in conversation and have meaningful conversations with people.

Taurus natal asc with cancer persona asc: will be shy when approached, will have a certain aura about them that’s quite subtle, will want to be by themselves at most times.

Taurus natal asc with leo persona asc: will be confident and daring, will want to develop friendships, will want people to see them as someone who has it all.

Taurus natal asc with Virgo persona asc: will be quite the intellect, will be grounded and stable, will want people to see them as educated and precise.

Taurus natal asc with libra persona asc: will be socially charming and appealing, will have a soft voice or a lovely smile, will be gentle with people and polite.

Taurus natal asc with Scorpio persona asc: will be deceiving at first, may not want to share a lot about themselves, may be very protective about their identity.

Taurus natal asc with Sagittarius persona asc: will be grounded yet courageous, will want to take part in the action, will want to seek adventure with their friends.

Taurus natal asc with Capricorn persona asc: will be very straightforward, not one to hide behind the bush, will say it like it is , somewhat of a realist.

Taurus natal asc with Aquarius persona asc: will be indifferent and changeable, will try new things just for the curiosity of it, will want to experiment.

Taurus natal asc with Pisces persona asc: will be adaptable, will not show their true colours, will also be moody and emotional.

Cancer natal asc with Aries persona asc: will be intimidating, will have a no chill attitude, will be brave and somewhat a bit shy at going after what they want, will also be passionate.

Cancer natal asc with Taurus persona asc: will be friendly and shy, will not want to be provoked, quite peaceful and content with oneself.

Cancer asc with Gemini persona asc: will be quite shy but yet quite talkative, they need to be stimulated mentally, will not enjoy small talk.

Cancer asc with cancer persona asc: will be very emotional, certain things may offend them, will be smooth with their words and quite shy.

Cancer natal asc with leo persona asc: will want it all, will want to be the best, will go after things slowly then with passion and aggression, will be loyal to their friends.

Cancer natal asc with Virgo persona asc: will be very articulate, will be indecisive about what they want to talk about, will give people tough love and emotional support.

Cancer natal asc with libra persona asc: will be graceful and charming, will engage people with conversations, may help others be content with their lives.

Cancer natal asc with Scorpio persona asc: will be shy and misleading, will not open up easily to others, may have a fear of people finding out their true identities.

Cancer natal asc with Sagittarius persona asc: will be quite shy, will be unpredictable with their movements, will say one thing and do the next, never quite sure of what they truly want.

Cancer natal asc with Capricorn persona asc: will be stead fast, stable and grounded, will keep their emotions in check, will never want to be seen as weak.

Cancer natal asc with Aquarius persona asc: will be quirky and emotional, will be witty and fun, will probably have many acquaintances but a small circle of close friends.

Cancer natal asc with Pisces persona asc: will be self oriented, will be adaptable, will show people they care, will have a naturally charming vibe about them.

Gemini natal asc with Aries persona asc: will be talkative with quick movements, will be brash and blunt with others, may say offensive things to people but may not realize it.

Gemini natal asc with Taurus persona asc: will be bubbly and steady, will have a mind of their own, will be socially engaging and stubborn.

Gemini natal asc with Gemini persona asc: will be very airy, will have a lot to talk about, may talk your ear off, will want to talk about anything with you and will want to talk for hours.

Gemini natal asc with cancer persona asc: will be careful with what they say so that they may not offend you, will care about you, will treat you like family, will also give you advice.

Gemini natal asc with leo persona asc: will be very confident, yet deceiving, wondering from person to person, will have many talents even if they don’t consider them as a talent.

Gemini natal asc with Virgo persona asc: will be very knowledgeable, will know a lot of things the average person doesn’t know, will rub their knowledge in your face without meaning to.

Gemini natal asc with libra persona asc: will be socially likable, will listen to others and improvise their thoughts, will want to make interesting conversations with other people.

Gemini natal asc with Scorpio persona asc: will be talkative but won’t reveal too much about themselves, will possibly like gossip and drama and also seeing other people confront each other.

Gemini natal asc with Sagittarius persona asc: will want to educate people, will share their knowledge instead of keeping it in, will find ways to interact with others on a higher level.

Gemini natal asc with Capricorn persona asc: will be passive and hardworking, will be somewhat of a loner and may keep to themselves, they may also like the company of others but only if they truly value your company.

Gemini natal asc with Aquarius persona asc: will say the weirdest things, will want to freak people out , may have a strange aura about them, will show you filthy deranged things.

Gemini natal asc with Pisces persona asc: will be communicative, will want to talk to someone with their particular interest, may get bored easily with small talk.

Leo natal asc with Aries persona asc: will be quite bitchy without noticing it, will be confident, will be entertaining but some jokes will come off as offensive and blunt.

Leo natal asc with Taurus persona asc: will be confident, will have their own ways, doesn’t want to take advice from anyone.

Leo natal asc with Gemini persona asc: will be intriguing in conversation, will want to be admired for their knowledge and their compassion.

Leo natal asc with cancer persona asc: will be strong and independent, will have many flaws, will be emotional pained.

Leo natal asc with leo persona asc: will tell it like it is, wouldn’t want people to deceive them, will treat those like a doormat if they ever cross them.

Leo natal asc with Virgo persona asc: will have useful information, will use their information with much confidence, will want respect on their name.

Leo natal asc with libra persona asc: will have charisma, will be showy and fashionable, will be know it allah and fashionistas.

Leo natal asc with Scorpio persona asc: will be confident in going after what they want, will not let people use them or take them for granted, will be very passive aggressive with other people when angered.

Leo natal asc with Sagittarius persona asc: will be spontaneous, will be unpredictable, will plenty things at once, constantly on the move and I’m search for other things.

Leo natal asc with Capricorn persona asc: will be fiercely independent, hardworking and trustworthy, will want to have progress with things instead of rushing things.

Leo natal asc with Aquarius persona asc: will be unique, will have a indifferent attitude, will want to have their own sense of development.

Leo natal asc with Pisces persona asc: will be ratherly softer and gentler with people, will not like mind games, will converse with persona at their own pace.

Virgo natal asc with Aries persona asc: will be very mentally stimulating, will use their words with strong dialect and content.

Virgo natal asc with Taurus persona asc: will be very Passive, keen by nature, will enjoy singing or any form of art.

Virgo natal asc with Gemini persona asc: will have a mind that is constantly bubbling with new ideas, self promoter, will achieve success by interacting with other people.

Virgo natal asc with cancer persona asc: will be emotionally distressed, will have emotions that they cannot control.

Virgo natal asc with leo persona asc: will be fatherly aggressive with their words, may have a lot to say, will put others in there place.

Virgo natal asc with Virgo persona asc: will expand their mind with vivid words and memorization, will easily know how to use their words.

Virgo natal asc with libra persona asc: will use smooth words to suppress how they feel, will be very charming and socially graceful.

Virgo natal asc with Scorpio persona asc: will be quite deceiving with their words, will have some type of deeper context with the way they speak and express themselve.

Virgo natal asc Sagittarius persona asc: will seek something more such as an adventure with their minds, will tend to travel to gain more knowledge on a particular subject.

Virgo natal asc with Capricorn persona asc: will be hardworking and motivated to get what they want, will be mature about what they want.

Virgo natal asc with Aquarius persona asc: will be different and eccentric with their tone of voice, will think of weird things and may do weird things.

Virgo natal asc with Pisces persona asc: will constantly live a moments in their heads, will look very dreamy and almost like their fantasizing about something.

Libra natal asc with Aries persona asc: will be charming and pleasing, will be short tempered and a bit aggressive but will only do so if you have provoked them.

Libra natal asc with Taurus persona asc: will want to maintain a peaceful environment, will enjoy finer things in life, will be very appealing.

Libra natal asc with Gemini persona asc: will love to talk with all types of people , will be very interesting in conversation, will not enjoy small talk.

Libra natal asc with cancer persona asc: will be emotionally appealing, will express their emotions freely but with caution.

Libra natal with leo persona asc: with be confident, will be somewhat of a fashionista, will rock anything that they wear and still mange to look good.

Libra natal asc with Virgo: will use their words in a smooth manner, will sweet talk people to get what they want.

Libra natal asc with libra: will be very attentive to themselves and to the needs of others, will not want to start any drama.

Libra natal asc with Scorpio persona asc: will be charming and intimidating, will value their privacy and will only let you in if they trust you enough.

Libra natal asc with Sagittarius persona asc: will be talkative with people, will want to venture out with friends and loved ones.

Libra natal asc with Capricorn persona asc: will be somewhat of an ambivert, will like the company of others but yet still devour time by themselves.

Libra natal asc with Aquarius persona asc: will be unique with their words and body language, will do things that are questionable at times.

Libra natal asc with Pisces persona asc: will be dreamy and charming, will tend to live in their heads and will create tasteful scenarios.

Scorpio natal asc with Aries persona asc: will be very intimidating, will not want to let people in, will be somewhat aggressive.

Scorpio natal asc with Taurus persona asc: will be private with their lives, will be stubborn and lazy, will do things at their own pace.

Scorpio natal asc with Gemini persona asc: will be very deceiving, will show different parts of themselves though never truly showing their true selves.

Scorpio natal asc with cancer persona asc: will be highly emotion, lots of ups and downs , somewhat indecisive at times.

Scorpio natal asc with leo persona asc: will be confident and subtle, will have a sharp mind, will have poise and class.

Scorpio natal asc with Virgo persona asc: will be very deep with words, their eyes will tell a whole different story.

Scorpio natal asc with libra persona asc: will be charming and private , will play mind games with people to see their true colours.

Scorpio natal asc with Scorpio persona asc: will be extremely secretive, will look like they know all of your secrets, will never say bite off more than they can chew.

Scorpio natal asc with Sagittarius persona asc: will have an interest in travel, will possibly travel to dark places where most people are afraid to go.

Scorpio natal with Capricorn persona asc: will be ambitious of what they want, may be book smart, will enjoy time by themselves.

Scorpio natal asc with Aquarius persona asc: will have a dark twisted weird personality, will express themselves in a very indifferent way.

Scorpio natal with Pisces persona asc: will have emotions that are high and low, will constantly create scenarios that will make them escape from the harshness of reality.

Sagittarius natal asc with Aries persona asc: will seek adventure and fun, will love to go places, discover new things.

Sagittarius natal asc with Taurus persona asc: will be happy go lucky, will have a tendency to be lazy and brash at times.

Sagittarius natal asc with Gemini persona asc: will have a mind that is constantly bubbly with new ideas, will want to share their knowledge with people.

Sagittarius natal asc with cancer persona asc: will have emotional outlets but will try to hide it with a smile so that people won’t know that their feeling sad or mad.

Sagittarius natal asc with leo persona asc: will be fiercely out there, will be aggressive and daunting, will want to be respected and admired.

Sagittarius natal asc with Virgo persona asc: will have a lot to say , will want to teach people things that they’ve never learned before.

Sagittarius natal asc with libra persona asc: will be a charmer to people, will enjoy the company of others, will want to get to know people on a personal level.

Sagittarius natal asc with Scorpio persona asc: will be friendly and outgoing, will devour their own privacy, will like the idea of knowing other people secrets but will never reveal their own.

Sagittarius natal asc with Sagittarius persona asc: will be happy go lucky, will wonder from place to place , will gather information and keep it stored in their memory.

Sagittarius natal asc with Capricorn persona asc: will be ambitious, will have a thirst for knowledge and a thirst to climb the social ladder.

Sagittarius natal asc with Aquarius persona asc: will have a unique way to say things, will create interesting scenarios and think of strange things.

Sagittarius natal asc with Pisces persona asc: will want to live moments in their heads and make them a reality, will be a day dreamer and may still believe in fairytales.

Capricorn natal asc with Aries persona asc: will be ambitious and hardworking, will approach things aggressively.

Capricorn natal asc with Taurus persona asc: will enjoy nature, will find peace within themselves, can be quite lazy at times.

Capricorn natal asc with Gemini persona asc: will have a bubbly imagination, will be somewhat of a realist.

Capricorn natal asc with cancer persona asc: will be emotional but would try not to show it, pretty good at hiding how they feel, doesn’t really want people to get too involved in their business.

Capricorn natal asc with leo persona asc: will be confident with their work, will have a very huge ego.

Capricorn natal asc with Virgo persona asc: will be very analytical, will want to read between the lines, trying to find the true meaning behind things.

Capricorn natal asc with libra persona asc: will be serious and charming, will have a natural appeal to them, eased expression.

Capricorn natal asc with Scorpio persona asc: will have an intimidating look to them, don’t really like talking about themselves much.

Capricorn natal asc with Sagittarius persona asc: will want to go places, will be ambitious and spontaneous with their work and play.

Capricorn natal asc with Capricorn persona asc: will be very serious, takes their work very seriously, will be extremely hard working.

Capricorn natal asc with Aquarius persona asc: will have a unique way of working, will develop their own sense of originality.

Capricorn natal asc with Pisces persona asc: will look dreamy and serious, will be gentle and cautious when approaching new people.

Aquarius natal asc with Aries persona asc: will be original and aggressive, will be outgoing and somewhat different.

Aquarius natal asc with Taurus persona asc: will have a stubbornness to them, will want to do things that is convenient to them.

Aquarius natal asc with Gemini persona asc: will have a very unique mind. Will be constantly thinking of different interesting scenarios.

Aquarius natal asc with cancer persona asc: will have plenty acquaintances but will only be true to their small circle of friends, will show their emotions to their close friends.

Aquarius natal asc with leo persona asc: will be confident and fierce, doesn’t care what other people think of them and how they express themselves.

Aquarius natal asc with Virgo persona asc: will be very articulate, will use words in a way that makes them feel comfortable.

Aquarius natal asc with libra persona asc: will have an appealing personality, will talk with people on a regular basis, will probably have plenty friends.

Aquarius natal asc with Scorpio persona asc: will be strangely intimidating, will be weird and loyal to people.

Aquarius natal asc with Sagittarius persona asc: will want to go after an adventure, will probably search for aliens or ufos.

Aquarius natal asc with Capricorn persona asc: will have a natural ambition to them, will go after things with much hardwork, will gain success in a weird way.

Aquarius natal asc with Aquarius persona asc: will be very strange and different, will show people disturbing weird things online.

Aquarius natal asc with Pisces persona asc: will be unique and emotional, will have many ups and downs, will most likely hide this part of themselves from people.

Pisces natal asc with Aries persona asc: will be emotionally aggressive, possibly passive aggressive, will go after things with a fierce attitude.

Pisces natal asc with Taurus persona asc: will be very dreamy, will have an appeal to their appearance, will be lazy at times.

Pisces natal asc with Gemini persona asc: will be interested in news ideas, will think of ways to do things differently.

Pisces natal asc with cancer persona asc: will have many emotional ups and downs, will be somewhat emotionally unstable.

Pisces natal asc with leo persona asc: will love to talk with people, favour time to themselves, will go after what they want with much confidence.

Pisces natal asc with Virgo persona asc: will be very book smart,will be very analytical of other people and will be somewhat of a perfectionist.

Pisces natal asc with with libra persona asc: will be very socially appealing, will charm other people naturally, will be a daydreamer at times.

Pisces natal asc with Scorpio persona asc: will be intensely emotional, will be deceiving to other people, will not trust easily.

Pisces natal asc with Sagittarius persona asc: will have a need to explore, will be living moments in their heads but will love to make them a reality.

Pisces natal asc with Capricorn persona asc: will be very ambitious to get what they want, will be dreamy and somewhat of an introvert.

Pisces natal asc with Aquarius persona asc: will be strangely unique, will have natural abilities to write, will probably write strange things, possibly strange and taunting poetry.

Pisces natal asc with Pisces persona asc: will be highly emotional, will tend to stick to themselves, will have a small circle of friends.

“Car sex looks so much easier in the movies.” - Jason Todd x Reader (silly Smut NSFW)

Summary : The title is pretty self-explanatory. Smut with feeling yo.

THIS IS NSFW ! It’s SMUT. Meaning there will be a graphic depiction of SEX. Please don’t read if those sort of things makes you uncomfortable and blahblahblah. I have plenty of stories that are SFW without any of those “dirty stuffs”, so you can read those instead if you wanna :-). You can find said stories here : My masterlist blog : https://ella-ravenwood-archives.tumblr.com

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Being Jason Todd’s girlfriend wasn’t exactly an easy “task”. 

Firstly, there was the fact that he was a night vigilante and that it was a never-ending time of worries for you when he was out. You could never fall asleep when he was fighting in the streets of Gotham…And oh mornings were difficult when you had to go to work and he came home late, or didn’t come home at all…

Secondly, he had an infinite amount of issues, and though you were always his cure, the person that’d made him feel better…it wasn’t always easy to deal with his past traumas. Especially since more often than not, he would refuse to talk to you about his feelings and such… You spend countless hours trying to reassure him, to help him go through a panic attack or anything. The Red Hood wasn’t as invincible as he’d like to lead on. But only you saw his “weaker” side, only with you was he able to let go. And he would be forever thankful for that. 

Thirdly, Bruce Wayne. Oh man, Bruce Wayne was a huge problem really. When it started to really get serious between you and Jason, his adopted father decided to take you as a messenger. Like, whenever him and your boyfriend would get into a big fight or something (which happened more than you wished), Bruce would tell you to tell Jason things and vice versa and, frankly, sometimes, it was just extremely annoying and stressful. 

Fourthly, you didn’t always have time for each others, both being rather busy. Or actually, being busy when the other one was free; he was mostly working nights and such, and you were working days. 

Oh and there were countless other reasons as to why it wasn’t always easy to be Jason Todd’s girlfriend, small and big things, but those were the main ones that you could think about. The ones that were always at the back of your mind. 

The main reasons that reminded you constantly why you were so in love with Jason Todd. Because it could only be true love, for you to deal with such a troubled man who sometimes had the emotional capacity of an oyster. 

And oh, the way he acted around you was proof enough that the feeling was mutual. That he loved you so much it hurt. That he would die gladly for you, relive all his traumatisms for you…your presence, and people noticed it often, soothed him greatly and blahblahblah all that cheesy shit you really weren’t into ! Uh. It’s like sometimes, you couldn’t help yourself, like your loved rendered you stupid. 

You adored that feeling, but also, some of your thoughts almost made you vomit because it was too damn cute and…A hand that you recognized instantly laying on your shoulder distracted you from your thoughts. You turned around and here he was.

Jason Peter Todd.  

-Hum excuse me, I’m looking for my girlfriend, (Y/N), have you seen her anywhere ?

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the squip squad plays manhunt

-christine is very scared of the dark which lead to everyone being broken up in teams of two.
-rich and jake, michael and jeremy, brooke and chloe, and christine and jenna.
-the team names were very unique.
-rich and jake always have the weirdest yet best hiding spots.
-jeremy and michael always seem to hide behind bushes or trees.
-but they’re always the first ones found so..
-brooke and chloe always are the first to be it .
-jenna and christine always break boundary rules.
-whenever someone is found the teams make a distinct (weird) sound.
-team boyf riends always scream “game over” or some retro atari game over sound.
-team richjake always moan.
-team pinkberry always whistle.
-team hotpocket always so this weird “ringadingading” like sound.
-one time team hotpocket found rich and jake making out behind a tree and let’s just say many photos were taken.
-also jenna legit yelled team hotpocket noise right when thin hings got steamy.

Little Tricks

Unseelie Fae!Bucky Barnes X Reader

A/N: thanks to the light of my life Myra ( @whintersoldiers ) for reading over this so I didn’t embarrass myself

Inspired by  Tricked by @abovethesmokestacks

There will be a part 2.

Words: 4040

Prompt: They say love is beautiful and yet - after love, no one is what they were before. It’s what happens to all things beautiful.

Warnings: nothing i think

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Rogue Fan Club

The same party from Bad News Bears. This week, we simply did a filler episode one shot due to a majority of the party being unable to make it. It started out with a sparring match between my rogue, the dragonborn fighter, and the half-elf NPC that we are currently escorting. The result of this is that my rogue is pissed off the rest of the session due to losing not once, but twice, and she is a very poor loser. Later on, a merchant runs up to the party that’s awake and tells them that “monsters” have taken over his cart and he needs help defeating them.

DM: You see see the cart being ransacked by Kobolds.

NPC: …Really?

Fighter: Just Kobolds?

Rogue: (Can I roll an intimidation check?)

DM: Go for it. Roll with advantage since you’re tall and Kobolds are kinda short.

Note: My character is the second tallest in the party at 5'10"

Rogue: *rolls a 17* *glaring* Look, just…leave and don’t attack any more carts. It’s a waste of my time and won’t be satisfying to kill you.

Kobolds: *drop everything from the cart they were holding* Oh! Of course! Of course! Is there anything else we can do–

Rogue: LEAVE.

Kobolds: *run away in fear into the forest*

Bard: Well… That was easier than I thought it would be.

The merchant pays for our help, and we’re on our way back to the church we were staying at. On the way, though…

DM: [Rogue], roll a perception check.

Rogue: *rolls a 13*

DM: You hear the three Kobolds that you had scared off making loud noises in the bushes.

Rogue: ……

Bard: …[Rogue], I think your fans are following you

Rogue: *throws one of her daggers into the bushes where the Kobolds are*

Kobolds: *immediately stop making noise. One of them runs out of the bushes to return the dagger, then runs back into hiding*

Rogue: (I can’t fucking believe this. I have a fan club)

Bard: (Are they going to follow her forever now?)

DM: *laughing* That is a possibility. And you will never know

Don't Mess with What is Mine(Jerome Valeska x Chubby Shy Reader)

Originally posted by bonniebird

Prompt: The reader and Jerome go to the club so Jerome can do business with some guys, while you walk around alone a guy is flirty with you and says inappropriate things to you, which doesn’t make Jerome react nicely.

Warning: Murder, mention of sex, I think some cursing.

Note: I love this little ginger asshole and would feel like a very protective boyfriend especially if his girlfriend was shy.


It really was a surprise to many of your friends and family when they found out you were dating Jerome Valeska. It was also a very big surprise to the public when the headline came out “PSYCHO CRIMINAL JEROME VALESKA MANAGES TO STEAL THE HEART OF SHY MRS. Y/L/N” You didn’t really mind being called the psycho’s girlfriend since you knew deep down Jerome was good. Also to many they said that you managed to make the maniac go soft but that theory was discarded very fast after Jerome went on a killing spree. But he was very sweet to you. God he loved you so much. He knew how shy you could be sometimes so he would always act so sweet around you. He really didn’t want to scare you off so he tried to be the best boyfriend there ever was.

Then on one Saturday afternoon, Jerome asked you if you would like to join him in going to the club with him since he had to do some business with some guys. He knew the club wasn’t really your scene but he wanted to ask you just incase. What really surprised him was when you agreed to join him in going.

So now it was later that night and you arrived at the club. Jerome accompanied you inside. One minute you walked in there was a lot of noise and people, which really wasn’t your favorite, but you still put on a smile on your face. That was something Jerome loved about you how you could make any situation, negative or not, positive. So when you were inside the club Jerome lead you to the guys he needed to talk to.

“Well hello Jerome. Who’s this lovely lady with you today. She is way to beautiful for you.” One guy spoke. His comment made you blush a little which Jerome noticed, and didn’t appreciate.

“This is y/n. My girlfriend, note MY girlfriend.” Jerome spat back.

“Don’t worry I won’t be stealing your girl. Now let’s get to business.”

Before Jerome started talking with the guys whispered in your ear “Hey doll there a booth in the back of the club, why don’t you go and save it for us ok? Then when I’m done here I can go buy a couple drinks. Would you like that.” You nodded and headed over to the booth Jerome was talking about. You took a seat at one side of the booth and shortly after a guy sat beside you.

“Hey sweetcheeks what’s your name.”

“My name is y/n and if you don’t mind I was saving that seat for my boyfriend.”

“Well I don’t see his name on it. Anyway how about you forget about your little boyfriend and let a real man show you a good time. I know exactly how to make a woman moan.” He moved closer into your face and moved his hand up your thigh.

“No-o thank you-u. Ummm I have to use the restroom if you excuse me.”

“Ok sweetheart don’t be too long.” he said winking at you. You quickly went to go find Jerome. The guy was lucky Jerome wasn’t there when he was flirting with you he would have been dead in five seconds flat. You spotted Jerome over at the bar ordering both of you drinks. You walked up next to him so quietly he didn’t even noticed. So you pulled on his sleeve to gain his attention.

“Oh hey sweetcheeks is everything ok?” Jerome asked. You shook your head and moved to whisper in his ear “After I sat in the booth, this guy just sat next to me. He started to flirt with me and made me feel really uncomfortable. Can we just leave?” You could see Jerome expression turned into a little jealous but mostly anger how dare someone make his sweet little y/n uncomfortable, that guy was going to pay.

“Yes of course doll we can leave but I have to use the restroom. Wait here a minute will you?” You nodded. Instead of heading to the bathroom Jerome headed over to the guy. When Jerome reached the booth he sat across from the guy. The guy was about to speak until Jerome interrupted. “So you’re the guy flirting with my girl. Let me just say it pal I don’t really appreciate it, you know. Hearing some lousy drunk idiot making an attempt to steal my girl isn’t the way I wanted to spend the night.”

“Oh so your the minx’s little boyfriend. Don’t worry she wasn’t interested. Well I might have persuaded her to come home with me, show her what sex is with a real man not some freak show like you, but sadly you showed up.” This guy knew exactly how to bush Jerome’s buttons. “Obviously you have had sex with her,” the guy leaned into the table. “tell me some tips, what makes her scream, what’s her favorite position?”

“Alright you asshole, stop talking about my girlfriend like that, she’s mine and if you make one more comment, your dead.” Jerome pulled out a knife hiding it under the table so the guy couldn’t see it.

“Oh sure what are you going to do.” That was the last straw. Jerome walked out of his seat and came right in the guy’s face, the knife facing his neck.

“This should teach you not to mess with things that are mine.” That being said Jerome stabbed the neck right into the guy’s neck. Before anyone noticed the scene Jerome walked over to you. “Alright I’m ready to go.” he said and he intertwined his fingers with yours.

“Thanks.” you whispered into his ear, while pecking his cheek softly, making him blush a bit. As you moved your head away from his face, you flicked your eyes over to the booth in the corner so he knew what you were talking about.

“Anytime, doll. Now let’s go home.” After he said that you both headed home, hands intertwined.

Originally posted by thelllina

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• Imagine an AU where Jake and Amy are famous movie stars. Jake Peralta’s famous for doing action movies while Amy Santiago’s famous for doing romantic movies. Director Holt works for the movie company Hollywood 99 Productions. He’s directing a movie called “Johnny And Dora” a buddy-cop rom com. He casts Jake and Amy as his leads.

• Rosa is Amy’s bodyguard. Terry is Jake’s bodyguard. Jake and Amy and their bodyguards meet and Terry fangirls over Amy. He’s watched all of her movies. Rosa would never admit it but she was secretly hyped to meet one of her favorite action movie stars. Jake and Amy instantly get into an argument over who’s more famous. They compare amount Instagram and Twitter followers and their success in the box office. They both start to feel like the next few months of filming are gonna be hell.

• Amy almost considers dropping out of the movie. She’s known for doing serious, romantic movies, not romcoms. She tells Rosa about how she’s feeling. Rosa lectures here. “You work in an industry dominated by white people. You know how often we get a Latina character that isn’t a maid? You need to do this movie on behalf of those Cuban little girls out there that want to see themselves represented on the big screen.” Amy realizes that Rosa’s right, she has to do this.

• Director Holt wants to promote the movie so he hires PR manager Gina Linetti. It’s her job to get fans excited for the movie. Gina comes up with the genius idea to have Jake and Amy pretend to date to get publicity. “Zac and Vanessa pretended to date during the High School Musical era, Rob and Kristen faked their relationship during Twilight. Why can’t Jake and Amy do the same?” Jake and Amy are horrified by this idea. Then Jake starts to choke back his tears. “Zanessa was fake? My whole life is a lie!”

• Jake and Amy hang out in the open where fans and paparazzi can find and film them. They force themselves to laugh and smile and look as in love as possible. Fans and magazines speculate that they’re dating. Peraltiago fan accounts are already starting to form, although most of those are Gina.

• Jake and Amy start to have fun with this. Their forced smiles start to become more genuine. Jake goofs around and pulls out chairs for Amy, holds open doors, gives her his jacket. Amy kisses him on the cheek. Sometimes they do it even when they don’t see any fans or paparazzi near by. They start having genuine conversations. Amy tells Jake about the time she went to a dinner party at Angelina Jolie’s house. Jake tells Amy about the time he threw a party in Dwayne The Rock Johnson’s beach house when he was out of town. They’re really starting to enjoy fake dating. More Peraltiago fan accounts are made on Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, and they call can’t wait to see Jake and Amy on “Johnny And Dora”

• One day, Jake and Amy are out and about and Amy notices Charles Boyle hiding in the bushes with his camera. Charles runs all the biggest celebrity gossip blogs. If he snapped a scandalous picture of them, Peraltiago would be on ever single magazine. Amy wants that promotion, so she grabs Jake’s face (and his ass) and kisses him hard. Jake’s startled at first, but starts to kiss her back. He wraps his arms around her waist. Amy pulls back when she sees from the corner of her eye that Charles scurried away.

• Jake regains his composure and says, “Amy, I knew there was something between us, but I wasn’t sure if you felt it too.” Amy realizes that she never really cared for PR. She kissed Jake because she wanted to. They start dating for real. Now that they’re actually dating, they crave more privacy. It’s hard to have special moments to keep to yourself when fans are filming you on their phone wherever you go. Peraltiago fans go crazy. There are Peraltiago fics all over Tumblr, Wattpad, and AO3. Gina and Rosa read this fics and laugh over how poorly written some of them are. Then they come across one really good fic and realize that Terry wrote it. He’s been posting his own Peraltiago fics on Tumblr. They confront him about it. He says, “Terry can’t help it! Terry loves love!”

• Months pass and it’s finally time for the red carpet premiere of “Johnny And Dora” and Gina sets up a livestream of the red carpet so fans can watch from home. It goes great until a drunk Teddy stumbles onto stage. He’s done movies with Amy before and hooked up with her once, years ago. He’s been pursuing her ever since.

• He slow claps and walks towards Jake and Amy. He faces the camera. “Unbelievable. I can’t believe you people actually believe this charade. This is all clearly PR!” Amy calls for security but Rosa (and Gina) were elsewhere.

• Jake steps between Amy and Teddy. “How dare you! I love Amy!” the crowd gasps. Amy faces Jake. “Jake, I love you too!” the two of them embrace in a passionate kiss. Teddy starts laughing and hiccuping. “Wow, Amy, no wonder you have two Oscars! I actually believed that you were in love with Snake Peralta!” #SnakePeralta starts trending on Twitter. Amy gets in Teddy’s face. “Yes, I do have two Oscars, because I had to pick up the slack whenever we did a movie! You’re acting’s so bland that all you have is a Teen Choice Award!” The entire room goes DAAAAMMMMNNNNN!!!

• Jake pushes Teddy off of Amy. “She’s not into you, Teddy Bear!” Teddy puts up his fists. “Oh yeah? How about this? We fight. Winner get’s Amy!” Jake’s disgusted and lectures, “Women are not prizes that can just be won! They can make their own decisions, and Amy chooses me!” #FeministPeralta starts trending on Twitter. Jake decides to declare his love for Amy right then and there in front of all of these people. He gets down on one knee and reaches into his pocket. “Amy Santiago, will you–”

• “–JAKE NO STOP IT!” Amy yells. Jake stands up and whispers into her ear, “Thank you so much for rejecting me, I didn’t have a ring in my pocket. I was going to tie a string around your finger.” Terry finally gets a hold of Teddy and gets him to leave the premises.“ After that, everybody knew for sure that Jake and Amy are in love and nothing about them was PR. #PeraltiagoIsEngame starts trending on Twitter.

• “Johnny And Dora” is a huge success, it gets great reviews and does well in the box office. Charles never stops stalking Jake and Amy and selling pics of them together to celebrity gossip sites. Jake and Amy’s careers continue to grow. They become the new Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. Jake proposes for real five years later and they have a daughter named Jenny two years later.

• Gina Linetti gets her own reality tv show of her life in the Boyle-Linetti house. Keeping Up With The Boyle-Linetti’s exposes the glamorous life of Gina Linetti, her step brother that she’s banged, Charles, and her girlfriend Rosa Diaz. Charles uses this opportunity of living with Rosa and Gina to constantly snap pics of them together, because fans sure do love them some Dianetti.

• Amy wins three more Oscars. Jake wins two Oscars. Director Holt wins several awards for his directing. Gina breaks the world record for winning the most Teen Choice Awards. Rosa becomes a bisexual icon. Terry cries tears of joy because Jake arranged for him to meet his idol, Meryl Streep. The 99 rule Hollywood.

Fake AH Crew Playing Paintball

The rules are simple. Five minute grace period for escaping. No leaving city limits. No breaking into any civilian’s home. Public buildings and areas are fair ground. No cars, planes, helicopters, or boats. No deactivating your comms. No shooting Matt (he was managing the comms). Team up on you own volition, but know that only one of you will be the winner. If there’s more than one left ‘alive’ after midnight, they have to duel it out, cowboy movie style.

Jack’s out in the first minute after trying to team up with Gavin, shot as soon as her back was turn. The look of betrayal and disappointment on her face made Gavin instantly regret it.

Steffie and Larry both tried to hide out in the penthouse, Steffie brutally ‘murdering’ Larry for getting paint all over the couch. It took Larry all day getting the orange paint out of the upholstery.

Michael and Andy both end up arrested on vandalism charges before lunchtime, and have to stare at each other in the holding cell, now weaponless.

Jeremy, Trevor, and Ashley team up together and hide out in a parking garage with sniper rifle paintball guns. They have to evade the police on foot twice for accidentally shooting too many wrong people.

Ryan plays the “scary motherfucker” game with Geoff, who was hiding out in his shitty two floor house. Geoff somehow manages to drop his gun down the stairs, and Ryan just sighs as he hears he skittering and clattering of the plastic weapon hitting every stair. “Our fearless leader.” Ryan mumbled quietly to himself. Geoff’s out not too long after that.

Neal outsnipes the sniper team, shooting Trevor in the face from an undetermined location. What followed was a dramatic seven minute death scene before the other two had to bail from their compromised location.

Ryan shoots Kent in the back while he was checking on his garden. Kent just turned to Ryan and went “Dude.” Ryan sheepishly apologized.

Somehow Gavin manages to convince Ryan to not kill him and to team up with him. Jeremy manages to convince Ryan otherwise with a “C'mon Ry, it’s Gavin.” A pained and startled sound from Gavin was so quickly followed, it almost interrupted Jeremy.

When Jack gets Michael and Andy released on bail, Michael immediately shoots Andy, no hesitstion or mercy. Andy didn’t expect to make it across the police station’s parking lot without getting shot.

Michael and Jeremy duel it out like gladiators in an empty parking lot. Y'know, if gladiators had guns shooting balls of paint at high velocities. Michael gets bipped and gives a dramatic death rattle that’s cut short by Matt going “Trevor already did that joke.” Michael promises his vengeance on Trevor for stealing his joke.

Ashley Top-10-Anime-Betrayals Jeremy by shooting him after the great fight, Jeremy’s orange shirt ruined by bright green paint.

For over an hour, there’s silence on the comms. Everyone jumps when Ryan suddenly yells “YOU WE’RE HIDING IN THE BUSHES?” Neal is now on Ryan’s shit list.

Lindsay wins the paintball game by carrying her infant child in one of those chest baby carriers. “Don’t shoot the baby!” She had warned.

Pan(ic)

In Ancient Greek religion, Pan is the god of the wild, shepherds, flocks, rustic music, and is often accompanied by forest nymphs. He has the hindquarters and horns of a goat, similar to that of a faun or satyr. His home is Arcadia, and Pan is associated with fertility and Spring. From one aspect of Pan’s nature Greek authors derived the word panikon, meaning “sudden fear”. Pan’s angry voice was so frightening, that it caused panic to anyone who was unlucky to be close enough to hear it.

Panic Phenomena 

Legend has it that one of Pan’s favourite diversions was to torment ancient Greek travellers traversing the byways of that once-forested land. Pan would lie in wait, concealed in the bushes, awaiting his unwitting victims. When a traveler passed by his hiding place, Pan would gently rustle the bushes, engendering a sense of apprehension in the person walking by. The traveler would pick up his pace, and Pan would then scurry ahead through the forest to intercept his quarry at the next dark turn of the path. There, he would rustle some more vegetation, and the traveler would make even greater haste as Pan’s amusement grew.

By this time, the traveler would begin to breathe heavily, and his heart would begin to pound, and the sounds of his own quickening footsteps would be magnified in the stillness of the forest to resemble those of a pursuing wild animal. One more rustle of the bushes from Pan and the traveler would be hurtling as fast as he could run along the dark and narrow forest path. It took no more provocation from Pan to keep the human interloper in Pan’s forest kingdom from fleeing as quickly as possible. Never would the unsuspecting traveler re-enter the forest without experiencing a wave of apprehension. Thus did the term panic originate.

Many people describe a dreadful atmosphere that suddenly approaches them when walking alone through the forest - at first everything becomes deadly silent before a strange fear starts to rise, which is then followed by an unusual buzzing sound - similar to that when one’s ear rings

In the Battle of Marathon (490 BC), it is said that Pan inspired panic in the hearts of the Persians, allowing the Athenians, whom he favoured, to gain the upper hand. Pan was also considered responsible for causing individual, possession-like disruptions of the psyche, or panolepsy. In addition, Pan was later known for his music, which was capable of arousing inspiration, sexual desire, or even panic itself, depending upon the god’s intentions.

2am

Originally posted by jkguks


Masterlist

Genre: Roommate/Best Friend, Fluff, Angst

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Dedication/Inspiration: @taetimewithsuga

The majority of the world’s population would agree with the quote “Nothing good happens after 2am.” but for Y/N… nothing bad ever happened after 2am. The wee hour of the morning consisted of laughs. deep conversations, tons of junk food, and sometimes even harmless food fights with her roommate and best friend Jungkook. Their 2am’s never resulted in not so innocent touches, or an awkward morning of waking up naked next to someone who was supposed to be sleeping in the next room over. For 4 years they became more alive at 2am. the weekend habit of staying up together way past 2am soon became tradition. They spoke of thier pasts, thier present and what they wished to be in their future. They talked of relationships, friendships, and hardships.

 Nothing bad ever happened after 2am….

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The cool tiled floor sent a shiver up your spine as you made your way to Jungkook’s bedroom door.

“Kookie?” You whispered from the doorway walking quietly to the bed that held a sleeping Jungkook. The blankets rustled for a quick moment before he lifted it as an invitation for you to join him in a good nights slumber. Without hesitation you wiggled your way under the covers facing his heavy eyes and half awake bunny smile.

“What was it tonight?” He asked, his words coated in sleep and concern.

“Level 7 nightmare.”

“Turn around.” You turned to face the wall as he wrapped his arms around your waist and pressed his chest to your back, his soft breath hitting your neck. This concept wasnt foreign to you; Jungkook allowing you to sleep with him after a bad nightmare or a sudden wave of loneliness that is too overwhelming to sleep alone. Sometimes even he would come and crawl into bed with you if he had something on his mind that was too much for him to handle alone. Its just the kind of friends yall were.

“Thank you kookie..” you whispered softly as sleep began to creep up on you and claim you as its own.

“Shhh Y/N. Just sleep, the nightmares are gone now.” He gave you a reassuring squeeze as yall both dozed off into a dreamless sleep.

The Saturday sun peeking in through Jungkook’s blinds had no effect on either one of you due to the lack of plans laid out for the day. You tossed and turned a bit before eventually burying your face in your roomates chest to try and make the sun go away.

A groan had left the boys mouth as he pulled the blanket over yalls head and adjusted his eyes to you in his chest.

“Y/N-ah, tell the sun to leave.” He whined playing with your hair until you let out a sleepy chuckle and met his brown eyes. “I cant tell the sun to leave but I can tell you to leave and to stop hogging all the mother fucking blankets.” Without any hesitation you shoved the brown haired boy off the bed causing him to land with a thud. You threw your head against his pillow and erupted with laughter at his shocked expression. You looked over at him and watched as his wide eyed expression changed to a forced frown and squinted eyes. Ready for revenge.

“OH ITS ON KID!” He shouted jumping onto the bed and finding every tickle spot he knew you had, he tickled you until you were laughing so hard no sound was coming out, and tears ran down your cheeks. “I hate you Jeon Jungkook. I really hate you.” You muttered standing up and walking towards the door.

“And I really love you too Y/N Y/L/N. I really love you too.”

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“Y/N?” His voice echoed laced with excitement, you quickly rushed to the door; in your bunny shorts and and black tanktop, with a smile to match his.

“Whats with the wine?” You asked wiggling your eyebrows knowing damn well he only brings home wine when its accompanied by good news.

“Tonight, we drink like kings! We celebrate my new found glory, we celebrate the profound news.. of me.. getting handed… A PRODUCERS CARD! HE HEARD ME SINGING IN THE CAFE AND HE STOPPED ME AND TOLD ME HOW GOOD I AM AND TOLD ME TO CALL HIM IF I AM INTRESTED IN PURSUING MUSIC!”

You wrapped your arms tightly around his waist as a congratulations and kissed his cheek softly. “Jungkookie, I am so happy for you! Today we do celebrate like kings, tonight we have our famous Jungkook/ Y/N game nights and drink…..the oh mighty bottle.” You looked up at your roomate only to see his mouth slightly drop open and his eyes get as big as golf balls.

“You mean-”

“Yes. I mean we are drinking Chateau Latour 1990.” You skipped over to the kitchen unaware of the quick stares your best friend gave you as you turned.

“But y/n, you said when we moved in you were saving it for the day one of us gets engaged.”

“This is big for you Jungkook. Its huge. I want to treat you like a king in celebration… you deserve it.” Before he could reply you reached for the 1990’s bottle that was set on the highest shelf; your shirt riding up in the back reveling a good amount of your bare back. Jungkook’s eyes raked over your body slowly before he quickly looked a way and mumbled that he was going to change quickly.

While you poured the glasses of wine, and grabbed some blankets from the hall closet you smiled as you heard footsteps headed towards the living room. Jungkook sat down beside you and together yall began the night thst you knew wouldnt be over till after 2.

Jungkook closed his eyes while he took another sip of the dark, complex smelling liquid. Your eyes traveled from his slightly messy hair down to his nicely fit white tshirt , that perfectly complemented his wonderful muscles. It wasnt unusual to stare in awe at the boy sitting next to you, you did that quite alot to be honest knowing exactly why you felt the need to.

Hours went by as yall made yalls way to the bottom of the bottle, laughing at eachothers drunken jokes and bad puns.

“Y/n, you are such a loud drunk.” Jungkook laughed falling over and clutching his stomach.

“You are an ass Jeon Jungkook!” You shouted jumping ontop of him and tickling him where you knew he was ticklish, causing his laughter to increase.

Not realizing that you were straddling your best friend, you shifted until he remained perfectly still, and earned a groan from him. “Oh my god kookie, I’m not even tickling you anymore. Stop groaning.” You laughed causing a slight movement ontop of him. “Y/n.” He groaned again. The laughter ceased to exist as you looked down at the boy and yalls position, before you could realize he wasnt groaning because of the tickling you felt him slightly raise his hips to meet your core. You felt his memeber slightly harden underneath you as you looked down to see his brown eyes darken and his lip caught between his perfect teeth.

Everything felt so unreal, the way his hands ran all over youe body, the way his pink lips attached themselves to your most sensitive of areas, the way yalls moans mixed in beautifuly with each others, but by the time you laid naked next to your best friend, your eyes drifted to the clock on the wall.

3am. Nothing good happens after 2am.

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Your eyes fluttered open to find yourself sleeping in the living which never usually happens. You sat up quickly, the blanket falling from your chest allowing a cool breeze to hit. Why do I feel a breeze? You thought. You slowly looked down at your naked body letting out a loud shriek and having realization hit you in the face.

I slept with Jungkook? I kissed Jungkook? My best friend.. I slept with my best friend. My best friend who stole my heart sometime 4 years ago. I slept with him. What if this ruins our friendship? What if he wakes up disgusted that he slept with me?

You quickly sprung off the couch grabbing all your clothes and racing towards your room.

Me: Taehyungie, meet me at the café asap. Its urgent.

You typed as fast as your fingers would let you, slipping on some jeans and a baggy shirt as if you were trying to hide what you had done the nigh prior. Walking over to your mirror to examine the damage done, you gasped as your fingers grazed the numerous dark purple love bites all along your neck.

He sure did mark me good.

Taehyungie: Already on my way precious. I’ll order us some coffee.

Me: Thanks Tae. Prepare for an ear full..

Taehyungie: Baby girl, I’m always ready.

You and Taehyung met a year before you met Jungkook; he was the sill friend that was always up for anything. He was a child in a grown mans body, obsessed with the idea that fun should never die due to the age you are.

You quickly covered the marks as best as you could before you raced out the front door and headed towards the local café, not even stealing a glance at the adorable bunny boy still sound asleep on the couch.

“Okay so you had sex with Jungkook. The boy you have been in love with for a year now, and you stormed out of the house like there was a fire?!” Taehyung asked questioning why you felt the need to run away. He was never the kind of person to run away from his issues, or beat around the bush; he faced them head on and bluntly.

“Tae, you don’t understand-” Taehyung reached over the table and grabbed both your hands in his.

“No y/n, you don’t understand. You are 24 years old and are still so scared of possibilities, you run and hide the minute you get scared when you should be taking life by the balls. You love this boy and you wont ever know if he loves you too until you tell him. You are a beautiful girl and one hell of a friend, if he doesn’t share the same feelings then he is stupid. BUT even if he doesn’t share the same feelings yall can talk about it and keep everything like it was.”

He was right.

“Nothing good happens after 2am..” you mumbled taking a long sip of your Vanilla Coffee.

“I’m not so sure. 2am was always you and Jungkook’s golden hour, and while this time something unexpected happened it still made you work up the courage to tell him how you feel. Its a big step you are taking because of the events that happened after 2am. 2am events are only bad if you make them that way.”

“Tae, how did you become so wise?”

“My hyung’s can be aright sometimes.” He winked, causing you to chuckle and take a deep breathe.

Your phone buzzed softly in your hand as you exited the café, giving Taehyung a big hug and a peck on the cheek.

Kookie: I’m not sure where you went, or when you left.. but whenever you can, could you please come home. We can’t just ignore what happened last night.

Me: I’m actually on my way home right now.

Kookie: Okay.

“K-Kookie?” You managed to shout. You heard rustling up stairs and slowly followed the noise. You followed the noise all the way to his room and stopped. You froze in your tracks scared to meet the face on the other side of the door, without another thought you slowly turned the door handle and peeked inside.

“Jungkook?”

You gasped as he turned around, noticing three dark purple marks on his neck, his hair was still slightly messy, his lips were curved into a tight smile.

“Y/n.”

You walked forward and met his eyes that were slightly watery causing you too pull him into a tight hug; the tales of yesterday not even coming to mind.

“What’s wrong Kookie.?” The silence that followed that question lasted up to a good minute before his eyes latched onto yours

“Don’t leave me y/n. Its okay if you regret it, or if you don’t love me back but please don’t leave me. Even if this is a mistake to you I don’t want our friendship to suffer or change. I -”

If you don’t love me too?

Did he just say too?

You made your way to him and placed a chaste kiss on his slightly quivering lips. “It- It wasn’t a mistake….I don’t regret it. Granted I do wish we weren’t slightly drunk.” you confessed looking everywhere but at him.

He lifted your chin to look you in the eyes and took a deep breath.

“Y/n, 4 years we have lived together and in those four years I have watched you fall for the wrong guys, I’ve watched you cry and laugh, I’ve slept in your bed just as many times as you slept in mine… during these four years I’ve grown to love you more then a friend. I noticed the way your eyes crinkle in the corners when you laugh, the way you hate making eye contact when your nervous, the way you are scared of everything except me. I watched you slowly fall in love with me at the same pace I fell in love with you. I wasn’t sure if you loved me until you left so early this morning to run away from this. You never run away unless your scared and in that moment I knew you were running away from the possibility of ruining our friendship because you were scared I didn’t love you back.“  He searched your eyes for any sign of confirmation that you had heard him correctly and as though something took over your body, you pressed your body against his and wrapped your arms around his neck.

“Kiss me Kookie. Kiss me sober.” With no hesitation he pressed his perfect rose pink lips against yours and kissed you like it was the last time he’d ever see you. His lips moved at a perfect pace with yours, only fitting more perfectly together as time went on. After what felt to be ages but was actually a few seconds you pulled away to be greeted by the bunny smile you loved so much.

“I love you Jeon Jungkook. I really love you.” You whispered burying your face in his marked up neck.

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I still stand by what I said about how Nothing bad happens after 2am, because really its all up to you. Granted our love story started off like a cliché show where the pair doesn’t know they are in love, nor do they do anything to fix it so their complicated romance lasts for 8 seasons until FINALLY the end up together. We took it upon ourselves to speak up and skip past the remaining seasons. Life is too short to wait and wonder, sometimes you have to take life by the balls.. you have to speak up before its too late.

So as I lay here with my head resting on Jungkook’s chest and his arms stay wrapped around my waist as we whisper sweet nothings to each other I thank the bottle of wine that made us act upon our most secret desires. I thank Jungkook for speaking up and handling this like the adult he is. I thank the cliché shows, and stupid phrases that made me what to prove them wrong.

Nothing bad happens after 2 am if you know how to handle it.

(This is my first fan fiction in SUCH a long time. I’m so sorry if it sucks.)

hmltntrsh51  asked:

OKAY BUT WHAT IF (this a request) NEWT X READER X STEPHEN SMUTFIC OKAY THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED. READER CALLS BOTH OF THEM DADDY (I'm dead) If you don't want to write this just let me know. I won't be upset at all 😊

Okay guys. Here is the promised NewtxReaderxStephen fic. I wasn’t able to get every single thing y'all wanted in it. I went where inspiration took me. This is the first threesome fic I’ve ever written, so yeah…I was like ‘the fuck is going on!!’ The entire time I was writing it lmao.

Hopefully, it came out decently enough. I didn’t proofread, I’m too lazy. So if there’s embarrassing mistakes, my bad. Also!!! I was so into NewtxStephen I may have made this gayer than expected…..if you ain’t into dudexdude leave now….like right now. Lol

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Imagine: A threesome with Newt and Stephen.

Stephen sat idly by at the table, flipping through his cards and drawings. He seemed to be looking for something important, but really all he reached for was the silver lighter he stolen off a dead German soldier’s body. In the reality of it all, he would’ve never even thought of doing such a thing, but now, so deep into this war nothing seemed to matter.

“You shouldn’t smoke so much.”

Your voice gained his attention, and he looked over at you lying on the bed next to Newt with a raised eyebrow. As if to spite you, he flicked the cap to the lighter up, never leaving your annoyed gaze as he scratched his finger over the switch and ignited his cigarette. He took one long drag, the burning sensation slowly settling his nerves.

“Go back to sleep.”

Stephen’s tone was exhausted, and you could tell he could use some sleep himself, but the lieutenant was hell bent on staying up every single night. There wasn’t much you could do though, truthfully you weren’t even supposed to be here. You spent months running from the war, you had lost your entire family, and if the German’s found you…you’d just end up right along with them. By luck or not, you came upon Stephen one night. You were hiding in the bushes before a dilapidated building, trying hard to hold your breath because you weren’t sure who was on the other side. Nothing helped though, and with a rough tug you found yourself pulled from the foliage and thrown to the ground by a British soldier. When the young man saw it was just a girl, he backed off, sighing heavily and looking back at his superior with a relieved nod. That young man, Newt, ended up becoming your lover, and in truth as handsome as he was, the very need for human affection is what drove you to him to begin with, Stephen just happened to…fall into the same relationship as you two eventually. All of you seeking the same thing, love in a time of hate.

“Don’t talk to me like that.”

You scolded, rolling your eyes and snuggling back into Newt’s chest as he tightened his grip on you. The younger soldier was asleep already, head nestled between the crook of your neck as he breathed softly. Stephen just chuckled at your hurt tone, still smoking his cigarette without a care in the world. He flipped through the pages of a newspaper, half of it burned off from the fire that happened earlier today. Still, he read what he could if only to gain any knowledge he might not already have of the war.

“Come on.”

With your hand held out, you beckoned for the lieutenant to join you both, wanting him to rest at least an hour or two. Stephen seemed reluctant, but he removed the cigarette from his mouth walking over to the bed and setting it on the ash tray. He took a seat against the headboard, one leg still off the bed as the other bent slightly and allowed you to rest your head on his knee. He ran his fingers through your hair, humming a song to himself as you closed your eyes. You reached for his other hand, curling your fingers between his in comfort. He squeezed it gently, a sign that he was still very much here in every way.

“Stop bloody singing…”

Newt groaned in frustration, his tired eyes opening to glare up at his friend and superior. Stephen just scoffed at him, clearly having no intention to do as he was asked from someone much younger than him.

“How about you bloody fuck off, Scamander.”

Newt’s lips stretched into a grin, his green eyes softening when he tilted his head to look at you instead. “Hello, darling.”

“Morning, Newt.”

You leaned back a bit, kissing his cheek affectionately before going back to resting on Stephen’s knee.

“You’re on trench duty, Scamander.”

Newt sighed into your shoulder, kissing it lovingly as he glanced up at the lieutenant.

“Yes, sir.”

You watched them both carefully, smiling at the way they spoke to one another. It was obvious they both cared about each other, and truthfully, when you weren’t around you suspected they still shared a bed together. There were multiple times you had walked in and they would quickly make a distance between themselves. You didn’t understand why they felt the need to hide it from you of all people, the intimacies you’ve all shared in this very bed was beyond the realm of normal for most these days anyway.

From the corner of your eye you could see Stephen’s hand resting on the pillow next to Newt’s head, and you had no doubt he was giving the younger soldier the same affections he had been giving you earlier when he was running his fingers between your locks.

Newt nuzzled into your neck, kissing you a bit more passionately now as he nipped at your pulse. It was all too clear to you that Stephen had ignited a certain part of Newt that only came out in the privacy of Stephen’s tent, not that you had any complaints. The love you all shared with one another was something beautiful in your eyes, twisted as it may seem to others.

“Have your fun, Scamander. Then resume your duties.”

The lieutenant smirked down at Newt, still brushing his fingertips across the younger man’s hair as he riled him up for you. Newt seemed pleased with this, and he tugged you closer to his body as he pressed his lower abdomen against your backside. You could feel the hardened heat of his crotch pressing into you, Stephen’s touch having already gotten him more than aroused.

A gasp fell from your parted lips, and you instinctively pushed back into him, wanting more friction as the warmth between your legs began to build.

“Newt…”

You half moaned his name out, still gripping Stephen’s hand in yours as he encouraged Newt to keep going. Which Newt was more than happy to do. He sucked just below your earlobe, knowing after many nights spent together that you were overly sensitive in that spot. He smiled into your heated skin, loving the way you squirmed in his hold. His hands slowly trailed down your front, unbuttoning the top of your dress as he slipped a hand inside.

The minute his roughened fingertips brushed across your nipple you arched back into him, letting out a long moan that conveyed just how badly you suddenly needed him. Newt pressed his lips into your cheek, whispering out sweet words as he ground his hips into you. The pressure alone was enough to make him want to cum, but Stephen scolded him to stop.

“Not yet.”

The lieutenant slid down the headboard, pushing himself up as he found a comfortable spot and laid down next to you. He turned on his side, now sandwiching you between both men the very heat from their bodies making you yearn for so much more.

You gripped Stephen’s uniform, pulling him down so he could kiss you. His lips smashed into yours, tongues tangling and fighting with one another for dominance that he easily gained over you.

Newt watched you both kiss, his breath hitching in his throat as he tried to control the raging desires he was feeling, but how could he when he saw just how needy you both were for this. Newt groaned deeply in want, going back to kissing your neck as he slid his hand up your thigh, pushing the material of your dress up as he exposed your panties. His finger dipped beneath the hem of them, pulling them off slowly as he bit down on your shoulder. His cock was aching terribly behind his pants, and if Stephen wasn’t going to further his relations with you yet, then he would.

Newt pulled away, the sound of his belt coming undone alerting you both. You looked back at him, biting down your lip as you waited for the younger man to take you. Stephen just chuckled at Newt’s eagerness, and he watched intently as his soldier pulled himself free of his restraints.

Newt’s cock was swollen with need, the head of it already leaking drops of cum as he stroked himself. He looked up at Stephen, a silent agreement between the two of them as Stephen grabbed your thigh and lifted it up. He laid it against his own leg, letting you wrap it around his waist as Newt settled himself behind you.

Stephen kissed you on the lips, smirking into them as you gasped loudly, and he used this to his advantage as he pushed his tongue into your mouth. You moaned into the kiss, cupping the lieutenant’s cheek as Newt had begun to thrust into you. His movements were quick, but hard enough to make your legs quiver from the force. The sound of his skin hitting you filled the room, and you whined and moaned into Stephen’s face at the feeling of being completely filled by the younger soldier.


Stephen licked his lips in arousal, eyeing his soldier as he fucked you senseless. If he could just sit and watch this forever he would, but his own need was becoming apparent to him. He needed some form of relief and he was going to get it from one of you. He inched his hand down, snaking it between your body and his as he found your clit. He rubbed at it, creating a rhythm that had you practically screaming at all the sensations.

You threw your head back against Newt’s shoulder, crying out as your body began to stiffen from all the pleasure. Stephen’s fingers worked you wildly, and Newt just kept slamming into you from behind like it was the last time he’d get to make love to you. It wasn’t something you thought you could handle for long, and if Stephen kept that pace up you would be finished in no time.

“Tell the lieutenant how much you like that…”

Newt grunted out, licking the shell of your ear as he smiled over at Stephen. The older man laughed at that, his eyes focused on his soldier as they both awaited your response. You mumbled out a sentence that none of them understood, but you were far too gone to respond coherently.

“You know, it’s considered insubordination if you ignore your superiors.”

Stephen rasped out, his nose pressing into your cheek as he quickened the movement of his fingers.

“I….fuck…”

Newt grinned at your language, not used to hearing you talk like that except for in these moments. But, the very sound of your seductive voice made him just want to move harder, to give you so much pleasure you couldn’t walk for a week or two. He leaned over towards Stephen, his lips inches from his lieutenant’s as he spoke.

“Get inside her…”

Stephen gritted his teeth, the overwhelming desire to kiss the younger man clawing at the back of his mind. He eyed him warily, unsure of what to do, but he simply nodded, removing his hand from between you two and undoing his own belt. You watched with a shade of red on your cheeks as Stephen brought his fingers to his lips, ready to lap off whatever juices from you clung to them. But, Newt grabbed his hand, capturing Stephen’s attention as he leaned forward, green eyes gazing up at his lieutenant as he wrapped his warm tongue around them. He sucked down on Stephen’s fingers, bobbing his head, mimicking exactly what he’s done to him before in a much more intimate setting.

The lieutenant stared in disbelief, not really sure how he felt about Newt doing this in front of you. But, with that sweet mouth sliding around his fingers like that he wasn’t sure he truly cared anymore.

“Scamander…”

Stephen’s voice was heavy with desire, and you smiled widely, hiding your face between the lieutenant’s neck. You wondered when they’d get around to just letting themselves seek pleasure in each other even when with you. As far as you were concerned, this only made these moments that more pleasurable.

Stephen groaned at the loss of that tongue flicking around his fingers, and he watched as Newt licked his lips, teasing him further. But, he kept his wits about him, swallowing that lump in his throat as he shifted closer. He spread your legs wider, giving himself room to join Newt in pleasuring you.

Both men kissed you, one on the lips, the other on your shoulder trying to distract you from the initial feeling of Stephen pushing inside of you as well.

“Ahh!”

You clutched Stephen’s jacket, the feeling of being stretched by them both causing a jolt of pain to shoot up your spine. And yet, the idea of it all was enough to make you ease up, wanting to feel both their cocks thrust into you and bring you to completion.

“Bloody hell-”

Newt growled as Stephen’s cock joined his inside your warmth, the feeling of the older man’s length rubbing into his making him want to lose it right then. But, he muffled his moans into your back, grabbing a hold of your hips as he made you lay still.

You let out the breath you were holding, whimpering out as you dropped your forehead against Stephen’s chest. Both men were panting by now, wanting to move but not wanting to hurt you all the same.

“Are you alright?” Stephen whispered into your ear, nuzzling your cheek. You smiled up at him, nodding your head softly as you begged them both to move.

Newt looked at Stephen, his breath quickening when the lieutenant’s eyes met his. They slowly started to move inside you, finally syncing their rhythms as they thrust up and down. By this point, the room was filled with the sound of all your moans and groans, each of you giving into the sensations and wanting more. Newt reached over and grasped Stephen’s jacket, looking at him with such a passion as he pulled him forward.

Their lips crashed into each other, and Stephen finally caved into his desires as he forced his tongue into Newt’s mouth. They kept up their pace, sliding in and out of you as they massaged each other’s tongues. You were far too busy moaning and mumbling out both their names you didn’t even pay attention to them. You just needed to feel that moment of bliss your body so desperately longed for.

Stephen cupped Newt’s cheek, brushing his thumb along his cheekbone as he growled deep into the kiss. He had made up his mind somewhere, that once he was done with you he’d be doing the same thing to his soldier.

“Fuck…” Stephen gasped against Newt’s mouth, shutting his eyes tightly as your walls clenched down around them both. Newt was in no better shape, and he panted out a curse as he came inside of you.

Your body shook with waves of ecstasy, mouth hanging open in a silent scream as your orgasm began to wear off. You sagged back against Newt’s chest, his lips connecting with your sweaty forehead as he smiled.

“Good show, love.”

You giggled, looking back at him as he slowly pulled out of you. Stephen grinned at the younger man’s words, holding your hips gently as he did the same and slipped out.

The lieutenant was still very much in need of relief, but he didn’t press either of you for it. He laid back against the bed, smiling in his current state of bliss.

You looked down at him, noticing his length was still at attention, and you wanted him to reach that perfect high Newt and you already had. With a smirk, you tilted your head back, whispering something to the soldier that Stephen didn’t quite hear or pay attention to.

You lifted yourself up, untangling yourself from Newt’s arms as you straddled the lieutenant’s head. Stephen raised his eyebrow at you, lips lifting at the corner in amusement.

“What are you planning?

You grabbed the headboard in both hands, spreading your legs more and putting your sex on full display for Stephen to see.

“Come on, lieutenant…”

He chuckled at your needy nature, but he ran his hands up your thighs, getting a hold of your waist as he lifted his head. He opened his mouth, tongue coming out as he wasted no time in licking a path up your cunt.

Your nails dug into the headboard, head tilted back as he licked and lapped at your wet folds. Newt looked up at you, smiling when you winked down at him. He rose to his hands and knees, climbing down the bed and hovering just over Stephen’s lap. He glanced up at his superior, licking his lips before he leaned down.

Stephen sucked around your clit, pulling you down more onto his face as you rolled your hips above him. He hungrily buried his face into you, his cock only twitching with need. He was going to reach down and finish himself off, but he released your swollen clit from his lips and gasped out in pleasure.

His head fell onto the pillow, eyes staring up at you as Newt licked around the head of his length.

“Scamander what are-”

“Shh.”

You smiled down at Stephen, shushing away his slight discomfort as if to say you knew he wanted this. He simply chuckled, his laugh quickly turning into a drawn out moan as Newt hollowed his cheeks and sucked around him. Stephen closed his eyes, enjoying the heat of the younger man’s mouth around his cock. He gripped your waist once more, pulling you back down and continuing to eat you out. He growled into your heat, bucking his hips up into Newt’s mouth. He was growing closer by the minute, and he muffled as many moans of his as he could against your inner thighs, but you knew he wouldn’t last long. Newt definitely knew how to work his mouth.

The younger man pressed his tongue against the underside of Stephen’s length, his hand curling around him to stroke up and down. The feeling of both lips and hand was slowly drawing Stephen into a mess, and it wasn’t long before you came again, riding out your orgasm astride the lieutenant’s face. He lapped up your juices eagerly, making sure to completely get it all before he too succumbed to his desires.

Newt slid his lips off Stephen, swallowing his seed before wiping at his chin. He took his spot next to you both again, all of you completely spent and sweaty from your love session.

You stretched out on the bed, muscles beginning to relax as the endorphins rushed through them. You curled up next to Stephen, closing your eyes as sleep began to claim you.

The lieutenant kissed your temple, reaching over to the small desk he had and grabbing his cigarette and lighter. He lit the end of it, enjoying the long drag he took. He blew out the smoke, curling his arm around you and tapping Newt on the arm. The soldier looked down at Stephen’s hand, taking the cigarette that was being offered to him.

Newt placed it between his lips, letting it hang there for a second as he rose up and buttoned up his pants again. He slicked his hair back, grabbing his hat from the table and placing it back on his head. He took a quick puff of the cigarette, before handing it back to his superior, and bowing slightly.

“Sir.” He spoke up, giving his regards before heading towards the exit of the tent to get back to work. Stephen watched him go with a smile on his face, knowing he’d be coming around tonight again.


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Wowwwww that’s quite possibly the smuttiest shit I’ve written. Lol Ugh. I don’t even know if any of that made sense…..I was so confused half the time. If it did make sense and you liked it, let me know 😂

The huntress in the forest

Feysand fanfiction:

AU: Rhysand, Azriel, and Cassian are sent to the mortal realm to hunt an animal to bring back a trophy to the Illyrians. But when they finally find an animal in the seemingly abandoned mortal realm, a young huntress steps in and takes their kill. Furious and curious, the three follow the lone huntress, the future High Lord seems a little more curious than his two friends though.

Word Count: 1670

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Taken [Chapter 7]

Mafia!AU

Pairing: Suho x Reader

Warnings: Language; may have triggering situations including sexual situations, abuse, violence, etc.

Summary: You were just a normal girl. You were just trying to get by. Until a rather unfortunate relationship brought you to the hands of Suho, the leader of the greatest mafia in the country.


PrologueChapter 1Chapter 2Chapter 3Chapter 4Chapter 5Chapter 6Chapter 7Chapter 8Chapter 9Chapter 10
Chapter 11Chapter 12Chapter 13Chapter 14Chapter 15
Chapter 16Chapter 17Chapter 18Epilogue



“This is bad. This is very, very bad.” Chen mumbles repeatedly as he treads back and forth while biting his nails. “Hyung, do you think they’ll do anything to her?”

“Can’t say for sure.” Xiumin says through pursed lips, leaning against the wall with arms crossed tightly over his chest.

Chen continues to mumble incoherently with worry.

“Stop, you’re making me nervous.” Sehun tells him with furrowed brows and Chen snaps at him.

“I’m just worried.”

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In the Rough

(based on this) part 1 (you are here), part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8



There’s a lot about Mari that Yuuri loves. In fact, he’d go so far as to say that he loves his sister more than almost anyone else, except maybe his parents. Despite their six year age difference, neither of them have ever had any other kids to really interact with. As such, each of them were the other’s best and only friend. But the fact has always remained that Mari is older than Yuuri. One day, he’s always known, she will be the queen of Yutopia. What he didn’t expect was for that day to come so quickly, or have such a profound effect on their relationship.

It was gradual at first: Mari turning him away from her door when he asks her to help him with his studies, Mari spending more and more time in the library with her own when she was never the best of students before, Mari lashing out at him when he actually gets the courage to press for her attention occasionally. Time and again, Mother assures him that it’s just the responsibility of being the crown princess that’s weighing on her. Still, Yuuri can’t help if he’s lonely.

That’s what led to this.

“Not now, Yuuri.” Mari is sounding increasingly irritated with him, but he can’t really seem to stop himself. It’s been months since they’ve had a proper conversation.

“It will only take a minute, I promise!”

“I don’t have a minute!” she finally snaps, rounding on him. “I don’t have a minute to myself because the coronation is so soon. What on earth makes you think that I have time to spare for you? Don’t be such a clingy child!”

Yuuri silently curses the way his eyes well up with tears. “I… Excuse me.”

“Yuuri, wait. I didn’t mean–” He can hear her calling out to his back, but the words don’t really register.

Being too overbearing has always been Yuuri’s biggest fear; he’s emotional and soft in a way that no self-respecting royal should ever be. Mari knows this, and used it against him. He really must be too much if she of all people is telling him so. He can just leave her alone until after the coronation. Maybe longer, if it looks like she’s feeling too overwhelmed by his presence. He has an outfit that he uses sometimes when palace life is too much for him and he sneaks out to go to town. He can use that to sneak out. He can take a horse, a sword, and some money, and hide out somewhere until everything blows over in a couple of months.

It doesn’t take Yuuri long to slip past the guards and get off the castle grounds. He’s done it countless times before, once even smuggling Prince Phichit out with him. He slips out the back way, through the forest. Everyone in town knows his face, and most of his subjects do too; it will be best to avoid people for a while.

Of course, that doesn’t mean that he’s brave enough to stray from the path. The woods between this and the next kingdom are deep, and more than one traveller has gotten lost within them, or attacked by robbers. If his maps are right, he’ll be able to get to the next kingdom within a fortnight.

Sleeping on the forest floor is irritating, but hardly anything new; this isn’t the first time that Yuuri has disappeared for a few days, even if it’s the first time that he’s planning on leaving the kingdom without permission. By the eighth day, Yuuri’s rations are beginning to get a bit low. He’s grimy, there are leaves and twigs in his hair, and his ratty cloak is rattier than ever. Still, he doesn’t turn back. At this point, going home would create more distress than it would relieve. If need be, he can just… kill a rabbit or something. There’s a stream less than ten minutes from the path, and making a fire is no problem. He can make it to the next kingdom.

The sound of a carriage jolts him out of his thoughts. He darts back into the trees, hiding in a bush. He still hasn’t crossed the Yutopia border, so it’s possible– probable, even –that the driver of that carriage knows who Yuuri is. As the carriage draws closer, Yuuri can make out little details that start to change his mind. Its blue, for one thing, and only a single carriage; most trader caravans are made up of several plain wagons with faded paint.

Yuuri hears rustling behind him. In less than a second, the quiet rustling becomes shouting. Bandits. Seven men attack the carriage from all sides, one even jumping from a tree to land on top of the carriage. Yuuri doesn’t even realize that he’s drawing his sword until it’s already out.

The door to the carriage flies open and two men– one man and one boy, really, no more than thirteen –jump out, weapons drawn and ready. The boy shouts something that sounds like “Stay the fuck there or I’m telling Dad,” but Yuuri can’t focus too much on him. He’s taken down one of the robbers, but there’s another one coming at him.

It takes the three of them nearly twenty minutes to knock out all of the robbers, and when they do, they’re panting.

“Thank you for the help.” The dark-haired man from the carriage holds out his hand for Yuuri to shake. “We might not have made it without you.”

“It–It was nothing, really.” Yuuri holds up his hands, as if that will deflect the praise. “I was just trying to help. Anyone would have done the same.”

“Tch.” The boy sheaths his sword. Now that Yuuri has a chance to look at him, he’s amazed. The boy is beautiful, almost fairy-like, but he fights like a demon. He’s also dressed like a royal. “At least you didn’t get in the way.”

Yuuri doesn’t quite know how to respond to that, but as it turns out, he doesn’t have to. There’s a laugh from inside the carriage and someone else exits. This man is definitely a royal, and it’s possible that he’s even more beautiful than the boy. They must be related, with their strangely colored hair and eyes.

“That’s high praise coming from you, Yuratchka.” The man looks Yuuri up and down, and Yuuri has to force himself not to blush. “I’ve decided. He’ll be my new bodyguard. I’ve been needing a new one, and I can’t bear to see my beloved younger brother fight on my behalf anymore.”

The man swoons dramatically, but it looks like he’s actually about to fall. Neither of his companions make a move to catch him, and neither does the driver, a woman with bright, fiery red hair. Yuuri is there before he knows it, catching the man before he can actually fall to the ground.

He finds himself looking into the most piercing pair of eyes that he’s ever seen. His eyes inexplicably heat up and Yuuri can tell that if he looks for too long, he’ll be overwhelmed; those eyes can see straight into his soul.

“Be careful,” Yuuri manages.

The man flicks a piece of silver hair out of his eyes and smiles, standing up straight. “Yes, he’ll do nicely. I’m keeping him.”

He ends up on the floor a second later anyway, courtesy of the flying kick that the boy– his younger brother, Yuuri reasons –aims at his back. “Don’t just assume that some random man in the forest is trustworthy enough to be your bodyguard! Think this through, old man!”

“I’m only twenty two,” the man pouts from the ground. “You’re so mean, Yuratchka. Besides, he saved my life, and he doesn’t seem to have anywhere to go. Dad will allow it.”

Yuratchka rolls his eyes and walks over to the carriage. “Whatever. You might want to ask him what his name is before you ask him to risk his life for you though.”

The door slams and Yuuri is still a little confused. The man is still on the ground, the dark haired man from earlier is sheathing his sword without a care in the world, apparently used to this sort of behavior.

“He has a point!” Silver-Haired Man bounces up and picks the twigs out of his hair. “If you’re my new bodyguard, I must know your name.”

“Yuuri,” he says without thinking. Then he realizes that giving his true last name could be a very bad idea. “Yuuri… Nishigori.”

Silver-Haired Man introduces himself as Victor Nikiforov, the crown prince of the neighboring kingdom. The fairy-like boy with the foul mouth is indeed his brother, Prince Yuri. The other man is Georgi Popovich, Yuri’s personal bodyguard, and their driver is called Mila. The four of them have apparently been travelling together nearly all of Yuri’s life.

The reality of what he’s just inadvertently agreed to doesn’t hit until he’s sitting in the carriage with them later: he’s agreed to become the personal bodyguard to the crown prince of the neighboring kingdom, who would no doubt know his name but not his face. Yuuri can’t help but wonder how he’s going to get himself out of this one without causing himself and everyone around him massive embarrassment.

Luckily, he has several months to come up with a solution.