there is no gigapause

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tbh these are still 2 of my fave homestuck doodles ive ever done
these are like probably 2 years old by now i think

You guys want a fucking Wild Homestuck Story?

Ok so, I joined the Homestuck fandom like right when the gigapause started. I found this facebook like website called ‘Gigapause’. Little 13 year old me was so fucking excited to have a nerd outlet. It was a really well put together website too, there were achievements, friends, different profile types (RP or regular).

But unfortunately, the site was…not very secure.

One glorious, fateful day….a hacker made their way into the site. They replaced the site’s logo with the word ‘ANUSPAUSE’ and a picture of a really, really weird fantroll (To this day I can’t find pictures of it, if someone out there remembers this…please give me the picture.)

The hacker made it so everyone’s accounts just began posting the fantroll with the caption ‘anuspause’ over and over. Some people only posted it once, some people posted it 20 times. No one could control anything.

BUT THEN….WE FOUND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PART OF THIS HACK…

HUNDREDS OF USERS FLOCKED TO THEIR PROFILES TO SEE…

THIS HACKER FUCKED UP EVERYONE’S PROFILES SO THEY WERE INCESSANTLY SPINNING.

This person essentially made the site unusable for about an hour. So we watched on, as the staff, in horror, attempted to fix what went wrong.

No one mentioned Anuspause ever again.