there is literally no point i'm sorry

anonymous asked:

So i just remembered one of your old comics where you mentioned how you thought it was ridiculous that mario wouldnt recognize his brother, and im laughing bc i keep just imagining mario agressively pointing at himself and mr l to try to get the point across. (This is longer than i meant for it to be, sorry)

“LOOK. HE IS LITERALLY ME BUT TALLER AND WITH AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX.”

Kingdom Hearts
  • KH: Fuckin Riku, god damn it, now we gotta fix your shit
  • CoM: What in the fuck just- Riku, save Sora because now HE fucked up
  • KHII: rOXAS YOU'RE PERFECT THE WAY YOU ARE, I PROMISE, SORA LOVES YOU
  • 358/2 Days: you just couldn't let him rest, could you, now we've got 3 Soras
  • BBS: terra, fucking hell, ventus you gotta fix his- OH GOD NO, VENTUS WAIT, I'M SORRY, AQUA CAN YOU DO- FUCKING HELL, AQUA, WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA
  • Coded: what
  • what was the point of that
  • DDD: 13 xehanorts, god fucking damn it
  • Union Cross: but... why is this canon????
  • Back Cover: that litERALLY DID NOTHING
  • BBS 0.2: god bless aqua, sora you're looking gorgeous, look at them go
  • KHIII: what the hap is fuckening
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Pharah. Pharah it’s just an expression. Pharah calm your gay. PHARA STOP THROWING APPLES. PHARAH.

So, @dzsenifermarozsan and I decided it’s time to #MBHAA, or “Make Bundesliga Hotties Appreciated Again.” So here we go:

Tabea Kemme

Melanie Leupolz

Felicitas Rauch

Lia Wälti

Svenja Huth

Leonie Maier

Simone Laudehr

Lena Lotzen

Sara Björk Gunnarsdóttir

Emily Van Egmond

Ana-Maria Crnogorčević

Okay and a bonus former Bundesliga hottie with Ana-Maria because I can’t help myself

Feel free to add!

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oh how i love all those subtle sugakookie moments in ahl

Here are my Belle/Adam NSFW headcanons that literally no one asked for

Because we all know the only road I walk is the one of Sin™

• Belle may have laughed when Adam growled during their dance, but inside a shot of arousal surged through her body that left a heavy and needy ache between her legs. The ache only worsened when Adam brushed his lips against the shell of her ear after their dance ended, his warm sweet breath ghosting across her neck as he whispered, “now, would you prefer scruff or something longer?”

• Turns out Belle prefers scruff, and the way it scratches against the soft skin of her inner thighs while Adam goes down on her. She also relishes the way it burns when her thighs rub together as she walks, a gentle smile quirking her lips up in a quiet, indecent secrecy. And Adam knows that smile, adores that smile, returning it with a wink and– if Belle is close enough– a low, suggestive rumble in his throat that awakens a beautiful shade of pink on her cheeks.

• Until their wedding night, their sexual endeavors never exceeded third base. So when the time comes and Adam can finally HAVE Belle, he makes the sweetest, most passionate love to her; all languid thrusts, soft whispers, deep breathing, quivering lips, and trembling limbs.

• The second time Adam takes Belle that night results in torn pillows, dark purple bruises, and indentations in the wall from its repetitive collision with the headboard.

• And speaking of the headboard, there were definitely deep scratch marks engrained in the wood from their ardent lovemaking. When Belle notices them the morning after, she never lets Adam live it down, and later that week she has to bite her lip to keep from laughing when Adam sheepishly informs the staff that the headboard needs to be replaced.

• Teasing aside, Belle loves Adam’s animalistic nature in bed more than she’d like to admit. She revels in the feel of his teeth teasing and nibbling when he trails his mouth along her collarbone, marking her– claiming her– with deep red love bites. She adores the way he buries his face in her neck when he fucks her, the way his hot breath dampens the skin of her throat with his labored breathing. She takes delight in his wild eyes, with blown pupils and filled with something so unabashed, raking over her body and glimmering with indecency. But nothing gets to her more than those low, guttural sounds Adam makes when he’s aroused, almost always involuntary and instinctive, like when Belle bites his lip or when her tongue laps over the smooth head of his cock. Her absolute favorite is when he growls deep in his throat while he’s eating her out, the sound rippling up from her center and hardening her nipples, arching her back, and making her head thrash against the pillow.

• Adam likes to play a game where he mouths at Belle’s neck, dances his fingers softly over her wrists, and murmurs suggestive words in her ear to see how long it takes for him to get her turned on enough to abandon whatever book she’s reading and give in to his sexual efforts. One time he got so far as to literally being inside of her until her book finally fell to the floor and she let Adam take her on the library table.

• They literally have sex all over the castle, and as much as the staff wants to complain, they can’t bring themselves to since they know Adam was basically celibate for over a decade. A lot of pent up desire, y'know? So nothing can really stop him when he bends Belle over the dinner table after watching her lick sauce off her finger, his owns fingers cushioned between her soft lips as he takes her so hard that dishes clatter to the floor.

• Also, he literally died for a brief moment in time. So who can blame the man for completely ravishing his wife at every moment he can when he thought he lost her forever?

• A concept: THRONE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

• Belle straddling Adam in his royal chair and riding him into oblivion, their sounds of pleasure echoing off the walls of the large room. Bonus points if Adam is wearing some sort of coronet.

Here, in case I haven’t quite driven the point home:

I just reread some Vampire Chronicles books so here is my shot at creating a Anne Rice’s Hot Vampire Guy™

Hello, my name is Nuage Jolifleur la Castagne de la Prairie Verte sur Mer. I’m 300~500 years young (well, I was turned somewhere between 18 and 25 so I always look like a supermodel). I might have been a POC in my past life but now I’m a vampire you see and as a result, my skin is whiter than that rich suburb where the characters in Desperate Housewives lived because that’s totally how vampirism works, do some research plz. I’m a vampire so I can do a lot of cool shit but still my main asset is that I’M FUCkinG rich. I have like PRETERNATURAL powers and I like to put random French words into my sentences sometimes because it looks cool, pas vrai mon cher ? Did I mention I was crazy rich already? How else could I afford literally the best of everything ever. Did you think I would be one to shop at Ikea, you peasant. I import everything from a small local shop in a small village in a small region in insert-random-European-country . Yeah, it costs like 500 000 dollars but who cares. Also I like clothing, especially outdated and ridiculously overpriced items that make me look like a hooker from the 80s. Purple-velvet cape with glitter? Perfect. Completely in touch with 21st century fashion if you ask me. Wow humans are so fascinating, except the evil-doers, those people that commit crimes like shoplifting or doing THe DRUGS aren’t even worth being mentioned as human beings with lives of their own and reasons to act as they do. Isn’t it convenient how I just got rid of the n°1 ethical dilemma of vampiric life by choosing to feed on that particular type of people who just happen to walk past me everywhere I go ? I’m a fucking genius.

anonymous asked:

Ahh I really like your blog >_< could I request chobobros with an idol s/o? Like one who has a cutsy song and fashion style like love live or even idolm@ster for example?

A/N: Idols are my jam! I’m still waiting for the Utapri one to come out lmao. I went a little broader and decided to cover the other aspects of being an idol

Chocobros with a Idol!S/O:

Noctis:

  • Doesn’t really let it bother him, as he’s always been the center of attention, what with being the King’s son and all
  • But he’s always supportive of their S/O to the point where he visits them at every concert with roses in hand.
  • He’s become a common sight backstage to the point where the other singers and dancers are comfortable talking to him like they’re all friends
  • ‘Oh hey Noct, Y/N’s just about done grilling us, give her a sec.’ ‘You want anything? Water, Ebony, toast?’ ‘Yo Prince, we have some new costumes in, wanna see?’
  • He thinks his S/O looks great in everything but trust me when I say the Punk Rock outfits make his jaw drop a bit
  • S/O probably wrote a bunch of pop songs about him and sings them often during her concerts wearing the punk rock outfits that are actually vaguely his old clothes but modded
  • One time he ended up forced onto the stage by the crew and they played out this whole impromptu scene where his S/O is so shocked about the Prince being a fan of hers and gives him a kiss in front of the audience.
  • Needless to say, the rumor mill starts speeding at the speed of sound
  • Totally into rock and punk music

Prompto:

  • He probably was your fan before he even knew that you doubled as an idol (*insert hannah montana jokes here*)
  • He’s super excited when he finds out
  • He helps you with ideas for themes for the costumes and songs, always complimenting you on everything you wear
  • But be warned: never show him a June bride themed outfit
  • This chocoboy will cry because omg you look so beautiful i cant wait until we get married for real i MEAN UH YOU LOOK GREAT BABE
  • Dorky boy would help with training to build stamina and stuff, he’d offer to take you jogging with him in the morning
  • Has a thing for the June bride outfit and also the super cute animal themed one, especially if its a chocobo-themed one (something *kinda* like what Chocolina wears) or a dog theme
  • I expect a lot of love ballads written about him, will totally help you practice anything with super upbeat music too

Gladiolus:

  • Doesn’t mind. He’s not one to really follow celebrities too much.
  • He’s still just as supportive as the others
  • Often ends up being dragged into seeing his S/O model her costumes (not that he complains, especially if they’re feeling frisky *shot*)
  • Being the King’s Shield, he wont have too much time to see the concerts but he’ll go as much as he can
  • He’s really into the fast-paced pop songs that you can work out to.
  • Really into helping you get that stamina training up. He’s not too great at the musical part because he cant hit any of the high notes past maybe a high d (which is still kinda deep thanks to his voice)
  • Huge supporter of any animal themed outfits, also anything that shows off a lot of skin.
  • Don’t ever mention a cup noodle one. Ever.
  • Totally into Rock and Roll, but also enjoys it when you sing quiet stuff that’s easy to read to.

Ignis:

  • Knew from the start. He had to, its his job
  • Is super helpful with costumes and singing lessons, often helping you put more extravagant touches than you thought would be needed but then you realize ‘holy shit i DID need that lace border on the bodice Ignis you’re a genius’
  • Not to mention he’s pretty strict about training sessions
  • He knows how to maintain his composure throughout training and when handling the media.
  • He’s always doing his best to see most of your concerts, with him bringing you flowers for after to congratulate you on a job well done
  • His favorite costume? He likes the june bride theme but he’s also quite taken to any elegant styles, like the ones that end in trains for the skirts
  • He’s all about those power ballads and likes listening to any instrumentals of your music.

- Mod Tissa

anonymous asked:

Do you do prompts? Like, I literally just read the series and then the whole of Tumblr was like, pointing their collective fingers at you as The Fanfic Author. If not, I'm happy to read everything you write. If so, Andrew realizes he can tolerate the cats more than he thought because they try, in a cat way, to protect Neil maybe when he's sick or something or a stranger is over? And he's like, "Same, cat, same."

i don’t take fic prompts anymore sorry, but i made you a little nerdy headcanon because you’re the sweetest (also, hit up my ao3 for most of my fics too, if you haven’t :D )

little ways andrew learns to appreciate the cats:

  • king is quite gentle and cuddly, but sir only allows physical affection from humans on his own terms, very rarely. it’s not like andrew is surprised by the careful way neil deals with sir when he makes it clear he’s not interested today, but it’s kind of nice. besides, you know, how he’s kind of comparing himself to a skinny moggy with a penchant for sending people to hospital for antibiotics
  • they’re really picky about who they like, and it’s amusing that nicky and kevin are both beyond terrified of two tiny animals that are quite happy to spend time with neil and andrew both
  • neil is much more inclined to be tidy when there’s a chance one of them might have hidden half the corpse of a small animal in the mess of his apartment
  • he’s also much more likely to go grocery shopping when the cats get low on food than when he is, so it’s less likely that andrew will come back one day and find neil has starved to death
  • both cats sleep on the bed when andrew isn’t there. the cat hair on his side of the bed when he returns is irritating, but he knows neil sleeps better with a weight on the other side of the mattress these days
  • they seem to have a sixth sense for when neil isn’t having a good day, inserting themselves into his lap or winding around his legs, filling space on the couch and purring gently against his ribs when neil might spend a long time staring at the ceiling blanked out. they help
  • they’re an anchor, when neil might want to run or when he’s lost inside his own head. for a start, they insist on being fed twice a day. loudly. neil’s obligations to them are good, and different from his sense of obligation to andrew, because the cats need care just like neil needs, sometimes, to care about something
  • also, andrew is warming to them, too. hard not to, considering how insistent they are about worming their way into his…affections. rather like neil, he supposes
  • What the Admins say: i'm fine
  • What the Admins mean: J-hope. Jung Hoseok. Hobi. Your hope. Your Angel. The Eternal Sunshine of the fucking earth. IS LITERALLY such a talented and beautiful person, he works so hard and loves ARMY so much and for him to finally grace us with the blessing of his presence in the vlive bts+ chat after such a long period of us not seeing him on vlive for reasons that SHOULD NOT EVEN HAVE BEEN A THING IN THE FIRST PLACE, and be met with some people commenting for other members AGAIN or flat out saying "why are you here?" or that he should leave BTS is SO FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL, UNCALLED FOR, DISGUSTING, and full offense those people are not fans. I don't care about the bullshit arguments of "i'm allowed to not like every member" cuz fine sure, you're entitled to your wrong opinion and I say it's wrong because literally how does one not enjoy all 7 of them i will never understand, BUT EVEN IF THAT IS THE CASE and you for some reason don't like a member as much, what you don't do is tell them to leave their group??? Who raised you??? Why are you so full of hate and nastiness??? BTS would not be BTS without ALL of the members, no group would be without ALL of their members, they are there for a fucking reason, they have made their work their entire life for a fucking reason and I'm so tired of this bullying. What do you even get out of it? literally what is the point of being so heartless and rude? This should not happen, This is terrible and when cypher pt 5 ends up being about ARMY nobody say nothing to me I s2g.
A Guide to Female YA Leads
  • Clary Fray: Imma do the thing
  • Literally anyone: Don't do the thing
  • Clary: I'm sorry did I fucking ask you?
  • -----
  • Aelin Ashryver: Imma do the thing
  • Someone: Don't do the thing
  • Aelin: Fine
  • Aelin: *whispers* Imma do it later
  • -----
  • Alina Starkov: Imma do the thing
  • Mal: Don't do the thing
  • Alina: Why not?
  • Mal: *gives reason*
  • Alina: Hmm. Good point.
  • The Darkling: Hello
  • Alina: Imma do the thing
  • -----
  • Juliette Ferrars: Imma do the thing
  • Someone: Are you sure you can?
  • Juliette: *stares*
  • Juliette: *rips a car apart with her bare hands*
  • Someone: Yeah nevermind forget I said anything
  • -----
  • Ruby Daly: Imma do the thing
  • Liam: Don't do the thing
  • Ruby: Liam, leave this to the big kids, okay?
  • -----
  • Adelina Amourteru: Imma do the thing
  • Someone: Don't do the thing
  • Adelina: Why not?
  • Someone: Um, because it's morally abhorrent, blatantly disregards every law ever, and will likely end in death?
  • Adelina:
  • Adelina:
  • Adelina: your point being...?
  • -----
  • America Singer: Hey, Maxon, let's say I, hypothetically, were to do the thing...
  • Maxon: Please don't do the thing
  • America: Okay, so let's say I, hypothetically, did the thing 20 minutes ago...
  • -----
  • Penryn Young: Imma do the thing
  • Angels: Don't do the thing
  • Penryn: IMMA DO THE THING
  • Humans: Don't do the thing
  • Penryn: ...maybe do the thing
  • Raffe: Don't do the thing
  • Penryn: Imma do the thing
  • -----
  • Tris Prior: Imma do the thing
  • Someone: Don't do the thing
  • Tris: *makes direct eye contact, promises she won't do the thing, then does the thing*
  • -----
  • Linh Cinder: Imma do the thing
  • Someone: Don't do the thing
  • Cinder: Look me dead in the eye and tell me that you think I'm doing this because I feel like it. I dare you. I fucking dare you.
todomomo (first kiss) headcanons (because I'm dying with love for them)

-They get together Senior year of high school, but before they were official a lot of things happened.

-Yaomomo has had a crush on him since freshman year, but she didn’t think anything would come of it so pretended she didn’t find him attractive and his personality endearing

-It was hard

-His shirt burns so easily when he’s not in costume and damn he has great abs

-But she’s staring for purely research purpose!! Gotta check to see how buff he is to come up with a plan to help/beat him in a fight!!

-Yep totally the reason

-and during class he was always one of the first people to notice if something was wrong, whether it was another person or herself.

- She admired how observant he was so much

-She admired so much about him actually, his looks were helpful in liking him, but his personality and actions captivated her so much more

-like how he’s so dedicated to become a hero and seemed to be born to do so in how he speaks and acts (which he actually was)

-and he’s genuine drive to be a better person then his father and how he learns from his mistakes made him so admirably and great in Yaomomo’s eyes.

-She liked him for that and so, so much more

-And all the reasons why she liked him where the very same reasons why she was sure he’d never like her.

-Shouto didn’t realize he had feelings for her for the longest time

-They just appeared one day a couple months before summer and he’s just like “?????”

-He saw her helping some of their classmates with homework and that started him on the thought process of how good of a person she is

-Like she’s always helping everyone in anyway she can

-and she encourages them

-and she’s brilliantly intelligent and is amazing at analyzing villains

-and her quirk is useful for being a hero and she utilizes it perfectly

-and then his heart started racing and he was so confused and concerned

-and after a couple days of his heart speeding up whenever he saw Yaomomo, he decided to ask his mom and sister about it during the weekend, figuring maybe they’d know what was wrong with his heart before he went to medical professionals

-and so he asked when he and Fuyumi visited their mom

-was he overworking himself? Stress? An enemy quirk?

-he hoped it wasn’t an enemy quirk making his heart act weird when he looked at Yaomomo, he liked looking at her

-and his mom and Fuyumi both got kind of excited because he likes someone!!!

-And he’s so confused

-why are they happy?? Do they want him to be stressed or under a quirk??

-and when they explain to him what they think his heart racing means, he’s kind of…. unsure what to think of it.

-he’s never liked a person before, and the only relationship he had was in 3rd year, which Endeavor forced him into for a publicity stunt

-the girl was the daughter of some important hero family, and had liked him a lot more then he liked her

-plus his parents relationship wasn’t the best, so he’s not exactly sure what you’re supposed to do when you like someone

-the only other examples he has are his classmates, and they aren’t exactly perfect role models when it comes to confessing feelings

-so he keeps his possible feelings to himself and tries to make it through the rest of the semester without making it obvious

-he more or less succeeds, though Midoriya, Kirishima, and Ochaco have their suspicions after he slips a couple times

-so they both go into summer before senior year liking each other

-their first kiss happened that summer, at one of the fancy parties Yaomomo’s parents throw (psssst I might be writing a one shot about their first kiss ;)

-Neither of them knew the other was going to be there

-Shouto didn’t recognize the house since it was at the Yaoyozoru’s summer home, and Momo hadn’t checked the guest list

-when she sees him standing off to the side, she goes over to talk with him as quickly as she can without seeming rude to the other guests

-she’s concerned with how distant he is, and he confesses that his mom’s sick and he’s having a hard time thinking of anything else except his concern

-to try and get his mind off of it, Momo asks if he would like to go to the study hall and do some prep work for school, or to just read

- he doesn’t see why they shouldn’t

-Momo isn’t supposed to go into the study hall outside of an allotted time, as she will just spend all her free time in there so her parents lock it and she out of respect for them doesn’t replicate the key

-she respects them but she isn’t above telling them a little white lie


-her mother knows Momo likes a boy from her class and is super paranoid about her getting into a “scandalous” relationship

-so if Momo told the truth, that she wanted to go study alone with a boy, her mother would put her foot down and say no

-so she lies and says she’s not feeling well, and would like to relax in the calming that the study hall is for her

-after getting the key, she and Shouto sneak off to the study hall where they had all the plans to study and read and do nothing else.

-but…. there was a change of plans

-it wasn’t either of their fault! They had been reading different books and just sitting in silence, when Momo had pointed out something she found interesting in the book she was reading

-and Shouto moved closer to read over her shoulder

-and Momo forgot what she was saying as she could feel a little bit of his breath on her

- and as she trailed off, she noticed how close their faces were

-and they both just looked at each other, inches apart

-hearts racing in the dim light

-Momo doesn’t know if she kissed him or if he kissed her

-Either way, they didn’t stop kissing until the butler came knocking on the door, informing her that the party was over and she needed to come say goodbye to the guests with her parents

-Shouto snuck back into the slowly dissolving party easily, while Momo checked and made sure she didn’t look like she felt: red faced and disheveled

-her parents didn’t seem to notice anything, so she was sure she was in the clear, she politely stood by them while they talked to the line of departing guests

-Yaomomo had forgotten she’d have to see him face to face in front of her parents, and was only reminded when she saw him a couple people back in the line

-She did rather well in staying composed, she shook his hand and smiled at him easily, what was hard was not thinking that his hands had been holding her minutes before, and that the lips that were almost smiling at her had been kissing her

-she almost lasted, but then as he was walking away, he looked back at her and with a genuine smile on his lips told her he would see her at school

-Yaomomo’s blushed then, but the thought made her smile genuine in return

-As he walked away, she decided that senior year was going to be much more fulfilling then she had assumed it would

-Yaomomo woke up the next morning with her cellphone going off like crazy: most of the texts where from Mina and Kyoka, who last night Momo had decided to tell that she’d kissed someone,

-she had been overcome with excitement and needed to share it with somebody and those two were the first that popped into her mind

-Momo hadn’t specified who, and that was what the two girls where texting her madly about

-Her heart sped up though when she noticed that one of the texts was from Shouto

-it wasn’t a long text, short and simple and right to the point

- He was asking if she wanted to meet up with him for lunch

-He apparently couldn’t wait for school to see her, and Momo couldn’t wait either

anonymous asked:

pls dont draw thomas w wavy hair

Omg.. I’m so sry for this picture  XDDDD

But yes u got a point.. i rly can’t draw afro’s..and I rly try to make pogress on that. Before my helpless animation literally practice thomas like 10 fucking times and in the end i had the feeling i never fucked up so bad before XD. I just hope that it gets better.. Till than pls bear with my wavy-wrong haired Thomas.. or ignore me Idk XD 

anonymous asked:

Oh my GOD. 1 with Jeddy for the unrequited love ask. I'm sorry.

oh GOD

Every time James saw Teddy it got harder to hold in.

Every look, every smile Teddy sent his way,  even if it was all the way from the Hufflepuff table, the confession, the feelings, got harder to hold back. It got all the way to the point where James was literally swallowing the words and biting his tongue in an effort to respond with a ‘hello’ and not ‘I love you’ when Teddy bumped shoulders with him in the hallway. James can’t even think how he’s been getting through their Tuesday library “study” sessions. They never actually get any work done, and just end up sneaking sweets from the kitchens and, on this night as it was particularly warm, heading down to the lake and collapsing under the old tree there. And the words are on the tip of his tongue with every laugh that causes Teddy to squeeze his eyes shut and throw his head back.

They’re right there when they’re laying, shoulder brushing shoulder, in the grass, staring up at the infinite sky.

“This is probably one of my favorite things to do in the world.” Teddy sighed, lacing his fingers over his chest, “Just, how can someone look up at that, all those stars and not be… fucking amazed?”

James snorted, “Well I think you have enough enthusiasm about it to make up for a few people not caring.”

Teddy laughed, elbowing James softly in the side and shaking his head, “Sod off. It’s brilliant.” They lapsed into silence for a moment and James watched Teddy watch they sky. Teddy turned his head, fixing his eyes on James, “You love it don’t you, James?”

James swallowed, eyebrows raising and cheeks flushing slightly at how close Teddy was. He blinked a few times, “I..” And the words- the words are right theretherethere, “I love- you.”

Teddy sucked in his breath a little. He stared at James, James stared at Teddy. The summer night air suddenly felt too hot around James. And when Teddy let out the first laugh, it was practically suffocating him.

Teddy cooed at him, “Aw, Jamie, I love you too!” Teddy let out another laugh, eyes squeezing shut. James just laid there, looking at him, feeling like he wanted to sink right into the grass.

“Merlin. I wasn’t expecting you to say that.” He let out a few last laughs between words, looking back to James, “And the look on your face, talk about-“

James watched Teddy’s smile falter as, he was fairly sure, the look Teddy had seen was still written across his face. Only it was no doubt mixed with mortification.

“Real…” Teddy finished softly, smile dropping and being replaced by guilt and realization. He opened his mouth to say something a few times but never did.

James tore his eyes away, “I-“ He could barely get the words out of his throat, “sorry.”

Teddy sat up on his elbows, “I- Fuck. No, James-“

“No, I think that’s all there is too it.” James sat up too, facing away from Teddy and pretending to gather his cloak that he’d bunched on the grass as a pillow. His cheeks burned, his eyes burned, he wished he could burn.

He felt Teddy’s fingers against his shoulder and he stood up, “Please.” James said shortly, “I-“ James stooped, snatching up his cloak, “Let’s just-“

James-“

“Don’t, T. Teddy…“ He corrected himself.

Teddy stood too, pulse wild underneath his skin. He couldn’t stand the hunched way James was standing, the way his back was towards him. The way his hand was shaking at his side. He took a step forward when James let out a breath, but hesitated in touching him again.

“Please look at me,” he tried carefully, “James, I didn’t- I didn’t think-“

“Yeah, I know.” James’ hand raised to his face and Teddy knew he was rubbing at his eyes, his temples. He sighed, letting his hand drop. He still didn’t turn around, “I know and this really- really can’t get any worse for me right now so please, just-“

He made a motion, palm pushing out towards the ground.

Just don’t it said.

He left Teddy standing there under the tree, guilt eating him up inside and desperately wanting to call out his name.

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[7]

GUYS I LOVE DROWZEE-CHAN. 

SO. MUCH. 

THEY’RE SO CUTE AND DESPERATE FOR THAT DREAM AND IN SUCH A SNAZZY OUTFIT I JUST. I AM OVERWHELMED. I WANT TO CUDDLE THEM FOREVER.

But also master haggler Yuuko steps in and bargains away all Drowzee-chan’s balloons and it is somehow utterly unsurprising and yet the most entertaining at the same time. 

BUT IT’S OK BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS. 

DROWZEE-CHAN GOT THE SHINY DREAM. 

THEY’RE SO HAPPY. 

I LOVE THEM. 

valkyriethunderbitch  asked:

I'm genuinely not trying to be shitty, nor am I accusing you of anything remotely negative. I'm sorry if I upset you (genuinely I am) but literally all I was trying to do was address potential points of misunderstanding, not because anything you said was wrong, but because I was hoping to help other people like me understand your post. I honestly wasn't addressing my comment to you, and I have zero negativity towards you. I am sincerely sorry for trying to help (not sarcasm).

can someone like deal with this because I don’t have the energy