Could I request a ficlet for TFP Starscream and a human s/o going shoe shopping together? (Bonus points if he discovers what Louboutins are, and how his peds have the same trademark red arch. So classy XD)
“What about these?”
Starscream stuck his leg out, showing off the Louboutins his holoform wore. You tilted your head. They were pretty- and they made his calves look sexy.
“I like those best,” you said. “Just make sure you aren’t wearing them until after we leave the store.” Of course you weren’t buying them- what were you, made of money? Starscream could alter his alter his holoform; right now he was looking for ideas.
It was almost comical how excited he got when you invited him to go shoe-shopping with him. Your old sneakers were barely held together anymore and definitely not fit for the job interview you had on Tuesday. You figured Starscream could help you find something classy yet practical.
Turns out you were wrong. Starscream was a kid in a candy store, trying everything that caught his eye. There was no shelf unturned, no shoe-shop employed unannoyed- you were surprised you hadn’t gotten kicked out yet. And he wanted you to join in. He dumped pair after pair of glitzy, pinchy, high heels on you. Finally finally he’d found his favorite style, and so had you. Thank goodness; you never imagined shopping could be so tiring.
You grabbed the box of loafers you’d picked out and dragged Starscream up to the register. The cashier gave you the stink eye; a look that said she’d have to clean up Starscream’s mess.
“Find everything alright today?” she asked with forced friendliness.
“Yes, thank you,” you murmured, forking over the cash (‘keep the change, sorry for the mess’, you thought) and not even waiting for the receipt to print. You darted for the car- only to be yanked back.
“I want those,” he breathed, pointing to a mini flat screen in the store window. It played the same image over and over.