heres another bass vid (emperor’s new clothes, p!atd) srry u can barely hear the actual song,, earlier when i had it turned up u couldn’t hear the low notes very well so u get to hear my mediocre playing even better woo
INSTANT SOOTHEING MY ASS
OK GUYS QUICK STORY TIME BECAUSE MY FACE IS BURNING AND THE WPRLD NEEDS TO KNOW THE TRUTH
OK SO EVERY SO OFTEN I PICK UP ONE OF THESE FREEMAN FACEMASKS BECAUSE THEYRE CHEAP AND I LIKE TO FEEL PRETTY AND FUCK U. THEY ALSO GENERALLY COME WITH TOO MUCH IN A SINGLE PACK SO I WOULD STRETCH THEM AND GET LIKE 4 USES OUR OF ONE PACK GENERALLY WITH SOEM LEFT OVER EVEN AFTER THAT.
BUT TODAY I WAS TIRED OF KEEPING THIS NON-RESEALABLE PACK AROUND MY DRESSER AND DECIDED FUCK IT AND JUST TO GLOB THE REST OF THIS PACK ON MY FACE (A GOOD AMMOUBT CONSIDERING ID ONLY USED IT ONCE PRIOR).
NOT EVEN 1 MINUTES. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. NOT EVEN A FULL 60 SECOUND AND IT STARTED TINGLEING. NOT THE NORNAL MASK TINGLE. BUT JUST A LITTLE STORNGER. I IGNORED IT FOR ABOUT A FEW MINUTES THINKING IT WAS JUST CAUSE THERE WAS MOR BUT I WISH I HADNT BECAUSE BY THE TIME THE 2 AND A HALF MINUTE MARK, THATS ROGHT 90 WHOLE SECOUBDS AFTER MAKING THE MISTAKE OF RUBBING THIS SATANIC BANANA JIZZ ALL OVER MY FACE, I WAS RUNNING FOR THE BATHROOM TO WASH IT OFF AND I AM NOW CURRENTLY SITTING HERE SLATHERING ALOE EVERYWHERE AND REGRETTONG LIFE AS MY NEW BEUTIFUL FUCKIN CHEMICAL BURN SETS IN.
NOW IVE NEEVR HAD A BAD REACTION TO THESE THINGS, HELL I USED THE EXACT PAGAGE JUST A FEW DAYS AGO AND WAS FINE. AND MY SKIN OSNT THE TYPE TO HAVE BAD REACRIONS TO MOST MASKS SO THIS IS NOT AT ALL NIRMAL
THIS IS A SINGLE NON-RESEALABLE PACKAGE
WICH MEANS IT IS ONLY INTENDED FOR ONE USE
YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE ABLE TO WEAR IT FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES
IT CLAIMS TO BE SOOTHING ON THE FUCMIN PACKAGE AND SUITIBLE FOR ALL SKIN TYPES (INCLUDING SENSITIVE SKIN)
YET IVE FOUND IF U USE OVER A FOURTH OF THIS SHIT AT A TIME UR FUCKING FACE WILL MELT WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK
ANYWAY MORAL OF THE STORY IS IF U FEEL TINGLE THE SECOUND U PUT A MASK ON TAKE IT THE FUCK OFF AND NEVER. NEVER . USE THE ENTIRE PACK IN ONE GO BECAUSE HOLY FUCK ITS STONGWR THAN WHAT SHOULD BE CONSIDERED SAFE
I’ve gotten a buttload of new followers the past week, so let’s have some fun! (I’d meant to do something for 1,000 followers, making this is a wee bit late.) I want people to submit their drawing ideas to me! It can be a comic or an illustration, just something fun. I’ll pick the one that excites me the most or just makes me laugh the hardest.
Just submit rough ideas, not full scripts or directions. If you want something specific like that, just commission me.
You can suggest stuff like “Sniper eating a whole cabbage” or “Heavy and Ms. Pauling argue over subs vs. dubs” or even something more thematic like “Pyroland in Lisa Frank style.” Be creative, but keep it succinct! Limit it to a few sentences, at most.
Please limit yourself to no more than three entries. If someone bombards me with 20 suggestions, I’ll probably just throw them all out.
No porn, sorry. I’m happy to make something a little sexy, but let’s keep it PG-13. Once again, if you want porn, commission me.
Also, no OCs or AUs or anything that strays wildly from established canon. Headcanon stuff is fine, as long as it makes sense and doesn’t conflict with aforementioned canon.
No crossover stuff. Unless it’s, like, REALLY REALLY funny.
I will straight-up not be drawing Medic as a Nazi. And no, you can’t commission that from me, so don’t ask.
I think that about covers it! Looking forward to whatever you lovely people send my way.
I worship a lot of very different deities and honestly..... I kind of love it? Sometimes people think I'm strange or that I should "pick one religion and stick to it" but honestly? I love all my deities. Sekhmet, Persephone, Hades, The Horned God, The Triple Goddess, etc. They all mean so much to me and it makes me so happy that such diverse deities have found me <3
That’s one of the reasons I love paganism in general. Most pagan religious are flexible and open; you can invite other Gods in without abandoning your own. And that’s just beautiful to me.
I completely agree with you, anon. I love all my deities and wouldn’t have it any other way ♡ ♡ ♡ I’m so happy that you’re happy!!!
My potato came in the mail today. I’ve been literally freaking out for the past half hour.
This was a Xmas present and, I didn’t know which child was coming. I sent references to my parents they decided for me. Because I really can’t pick between one child. We’ve been waiting patiently for three months. And here he is!
I want to thank Budsies for putting this together! I absolutely love him to death! <333
SO APPARENTLY there are 632 people in the world who are interested in the things I have to say and post. HOLY SHIT!!! So I’m actually turning on my ANON’s on for a full 48 hours & I’m opening my asks for FMK’s, Pick one or would you rather. (And for those of you who feel the need to bash me on anon, now would be the time to do so- just know I can be a nasty bitch to unnecessary rudeness.)
So lay it on me! Give me your worst!
Tagging my forever list below the cut to get the word out!
name three authors that were influential to your work and tell why
Neil Gaiman because he is a wonderful man and author and I love p much everything he writes; it’s usually dark but fun and very enjoyable to read. He’s one of my biggest inspirations and influences, I think.
Douglas Adams because he is probably the funniest man to ever write books?? and I aspire to be half as funny on my best days and somehow to come up with ideas (and metaphors and descriptions) that are as crazy and insane and hilarious as his.
Michael Ende because I grew up loving Momo a whole lot and I’ve always wanted to write (children’s) stories as cool and hopeful and gripping as this one; man I love that book and childhood influences should not be forgotten.
favorite AU to write
Ok I can’t just pick one but I love the slightly odd and fun and all things with fantastic elements, so things like witches and gods and demons, esp in modern settings, always tempt me a lot. (Urban) Fantasy in general is my go-to domain haha.
favorite line you’ve ever written
I genuinely can’t answer this omg. I can’t think of any spontaneously, and it would take ages to go through my fics and find something hahaha oh ohh but I was always fond of this description in Love Thy Neighbour:
Now if you want to imagine the fish named Ichiya, imagine an orange blob of modelling clay that has been slammed against a concrete wall several times before being handed to a toddler equipped with a sharpy and a weird sense of creativity. The result would almost come close to the thing in the fish tank.
A curious anon here, who's your fav npc's from each soulsborne game?
Aaah that’s a tough one, I love so many NPCs in the SoulsBorne games. But I’m gonna try to pick only one of each game
Demon’s Souls: Yurt, the Silent Chief (shoutout to my poor Ostrava ;_;) Dark Souls: Marvellous Chester (shoutout to by boy Solaire) Dark Souls 2: Creighton the Wanderer (shoutout to Lucatiel, she deserved better) Bloodborne: everyone Eileen the Crow (shoutout to Djura please be my friend) Dark Souls 3: Ringfinger Leonhard (shoutout to Anri whom I really wanted to marry)