there goes the manliness

The return of Performing Dean

So, the family is out having breakfast. Remind me again, how long has it been since we’ve seen Dean flirt with a waitress? Yes I know, 12x11, but @mittensmorgul has written a fantastic meta HERE addressing that. 

What’s different this time? 

Wally. 

Wally - Red blooded American hunter. Wally, who sneers at namby pamby nancy boys with soft white hands. Wally, with his beard and his jacket who reminds me a lot of John. And Dean’s performing for him, being daddy’s little hunter boy. 

So Dean tries to flirt with Mandy, using the hammiest possible approach and it fails. And he’s okay with it. Until she shows interest in Cas. Look at the reactions, Sam immediately look at Cas with an uh-oh face. And Dean is just pissed, complete with eye rolling and lips pursing.

Dean’s jealous, and Sam knows it. I say this because some people are already trying to paint Dean getting pissed as him being angry about getting rejected. That is highly OOC for Dean (Jo shot him down and he simply breezed past it) He’s gotten rejected plenty of times with no issue. Dean’s also got rejected by girls who then hit on Sam. He’s always been okay with that. 

But Cas, Cas is different, isn’t he?

Wally is still there though. So Dean can’t pull the possessive jealous husband routine he pulled in 12x10. So what does Dean do? What every insecure person does. 

Lalala I don’t care at all that someone’s flirting with you. I’m going to be magnanimous about it and show how much I don’t care at all hahaha because I don’t care. Not at all. 

Wally nods in approval when Dean mentions Mandy is ‘into’ Cas. Mary shoots the topic down, and Dean tries to play both sides - the macho posturing side that Wally approves of, but Mary clearly doesn’t like it. So he backtracks there (”I’m not objectifying her Mom, this is a teachable moment)

And he’s trying to wink and act like everything’s cool… But it’s not. Dean doesn’t look happy, he looks positively pained. Contrast this to when he took Cas to the brothel. Another teachable moment. Look at how different he looked. 

Sam distracts, and Dean has the perfect chance to forget about it. But he doesn’t. Because even though Cas has been clueless to everything till now, Dean’s still not feeling secure enough to let it go. He can’t act too irritated in front of Wally, so he takes it out on Sam a little, then immediately goes back to bro-bro manly back slapping. And Wally is watching on, nodding and approving everything Dean’s saying - she’ll smell like food. Really, Dean? Are you talking about a girl who’ll appeal to Cas, or you? Why are you fishing so much?

Cas still doesn’t respond. Mary shuts it down again. And that’s the end of that.   

You know, it is surprising that 12x10 and 12x12 both had promos with Jealous!Insecure husband!Dean. It’s alost like their trying to point to something…  

(gif credits to @timetraveldean, @godshipsit, @storywingstiel)

anonymous asked:

do you know any welsh myths? i feel like it would be fitting to have one of those!

I haven’t done anything Welsh yet, which I feel is basically just taunting my ancestors at this point, so I will grant your request. However, I’ve done it in a really arse about face kind of way, and instead of choosing one of Wales’ myriad beautiful and bizarre myths, I’ve given you a culturally appropriated folklore turned piece of false history. I hope this satisfies your Welsh craving. 

There are lots of Welsh names as well as historical information and comparative lore under the Read More, if that helps at all. If you don’t want to read the poorly retold tale of a trusty hound, a legally useless baby and an improbable wolf, then press J on your keyboard to skip it as this is a long post!

Dogs are Shit at Babysitting

A long long time ago, in a time when Wales is an actual place which isn’t just ruled by the apathetic heir to the English throne, there dwells a guy named Llywelyn. Actually, there are about 6,000 guys named Llywelyn because it is a confusingly popular name, but this Llywelyn is the main Llywelyn, because his name is Llywelyn Fawr, which means Llywelyn the Great, and there is no Llywelyn the Best, or even a Llywelyn the Slightly Better. He is also basically the ruler of all of Wales, which sounds really impressive until you remember that Wales is about the size of a thimble and is mostly just fields. Anyway, at the time of this story, Llywelyn has recently become the father to an absolutely incredible baby boy, whose mother was really inconsiderate and died in childbirth. Now, this kid must be literally the best baby ever, because even though he’s illegitimate and therefore can’t be Llywelyn’s heir, making him about as useful as a Human Rights charter at a UKIP convention, Llywelyn doesn’t just fuck off. Instead, he decides to be a thoroughly modern man and take care of the baby himself. He really goes all out with it, too. Like, he moves himself into this shitty castle in the arse end of nowhere, presumably telling his wife that he’s, you know, communing with nature or working on his aura or something, and he becomes the great dad that he has no interest in being to any of his other litters of illegitimate offspring.

He’s not alone, however, because living in a huge castle with just an infant would get kind of boring, once the novelty of cleaning up sick and washing nappies wore off. No, Llywelyn takes his best bro with him: the one friend who’s stuck with him through thick and thin; the pal who’d never judge him for leaving his wife and heir to shack up with a technically useless illegitimate baby. The name of this astonishingly faithful friend is Gelert, and also he has four legs. Not because he’s some sort of mystical sprite, but because he is a dog, and dogs quite often have four legs. As far as dogs go, Gelert is definitely in the uppermost percentile. He’s probably in the top ten. He’s just an all-round A+ canine companion. He was given to Llywelyn as a wedding gift by his father-in-law, King John ‘if I kick my illegitimate daughter Joan out to marry Llywelyn and live in Wales, is that a good enough excuse to ransack the place and raze it to the goddamn ground, leaving it as nothing but a heap of charred remains next to the glorious rolling hills’ of England, which means that of all the things that Llywelyn’s father-in-law gave him on his special day, Llywelyn valued the dog over his wife. Which is fine actually, because they got married when Llywelyn was 31 and Joan was 12, so they probably didn’t have that much in common anyway.

Anyway, Llywelyn and Gelert are totally inseparable. There’s probably entire montages of the two of them just being adorable best friends, with them running down hills in slow motion and sniffing flowers, and Llywelyn sitting in front of a roaring fire and nursing his baby with a plastic teat while Gelert rests faithfully at his slipper-clad feet, and Gelert baring his teeth and snarling as he loyally rips the throat out of the bunny that Llywelyn is hunting, and it’s all lovely and very Lassie-esque. The two of them live with Llywelyn’s pointless illegitimate offspring in their empty castle surrounded by woodland and emptiness, and it’s all just excellent.

One day, Llywelyn is invited to go out on a lads’ hunting trip (basically the equivalent of a boys only trip to Magaluf in those days) with some visiting noblemen and, being a single dad, he naturally leaps at the chance to wear a fancy coat and maybe show off his abs a bit and just fucking kill some shit for fun. However, there’s one slight flaw in the plan, and that’s the fact that living in a castle on a hill in the middle of nowhere does rather limit his babysitting options. There’s no convenient teenage girl called Carly who just wants to make enough money to go to Coachella this year and also prove to her mother that she’s responsible. Not even one. So, Llywelyn improvises, and he decides that the best thing to do would be to just get his best friend to cover for him. But it’s fine, because he doesn’t do anything bizarre like ask Gelert to babysit or anything. That would be weird. He’s just like “look, I’m going on a hunt with the lads, and of course you’re invited because you’re an absolutely stellar hunting hound, but I need you to just check that the castle is safe from, like, random wolves. I have a very real fear of wolves in my castle. I would not like that at all. This castle has historically been a wolf-free zone, and I really plan on keeping it that way. I don’t want to tarnish my perfect track record of zero wolf-related incidents within these walls. Can you do that for me?” and Gelert probably does that thing that dogs do when they silently commune with your soul to convey a wordless message of complete obedience, and Llywelyn beams and says “great, I’ll just go and set some stuff up with the lads and I’ll call you once you’ve had a chance to completely safeguard the life of my defenceless newborn son against improbable wolves,” and Gelert barks and wags his tail and Llywelyn goes off to sharpen his sword in preparation for manly violent japes, then joins his group of hunt-ready friends in the woods.

After a little while, Llywelyn decides that it’s probably been long enough for Gelert to perform all his rigorous security checks, and besides, the lads are getting restless with slaughter cravings, so Llywelyn blows on his super rad hunting horn and waits for a few minutes for Gelert to appear, but much to Llywelyn’s chagrin, Gelert remains about as absent as Llywelyn’s paternal skills. All of Llywelyn’s manly hunting companions sigh, and they’re like “look, Llywelyn, he’s not coming, can we just go already? We came here to metaphorically shoot the shit and literally kill tiny animals, and we’ve all shot about as much shit as we can handle.” Llywelyn just sort of looks worriedly over his shoulder at the castle in the distance, and he says “can we just wait a few minutes, guys? Maybe his alarm didn’t go off or something, he’s probably just getting ready. Let me blow my phallic horn again,” and so he blows his hunting horn again and waits for his trusty hound, all expectant and wide-eyed, but Gelert still doesn’t appear. At this point, his slaughter-hungry menfolk are just groaning and tutting and making their horses trot around in bored circles and talking about how they could totally be piercing the flesh of some innocent animals right now, and eventually Llywelyn just gives up and says “OK, fine, we’ll have to go without him, but we’re not going to have a good time, and we’re all going to feel really guilty about it, so I hope you’re happy,” and his fellow hunters just nod briskly and they’re all “we’re 100% happier at the promise of dead rabbits, now let’s go and establish man as one of the dominant ruinous forces of nature!” and off they go to, like, slaughter badgers and shit. I don’t know what animals are native to Welsh woodland. Maybe a red squirrel or two. Possibly a heron.

When they’ve finished their testosterone-fueled bout of merciless animal slaughter, Llywelyn and the lads trail back to the castle to drink alcohol and talk about how rad the whole thing was. However, when they get to the castle, the first thing Llywelyn notices is that all the furniture has been thrown everywhere, and there’s blood all over the walls. It basically looks like there’s been a horrific incident at IKEA, with entrails splattered all up the ceiling and bits of things that should definitely be on the inside, but are now very much on the outside of who or whatever they once belonged to. Immediately, Llywelyn draws his sword and he’s like “something has gone very amiss here, I suspect wolves,” and one of his companions whispers “it would be a very good idea to try and find your son, because I have a sneaking suspicion that he probably couldn’t take a wolf in a fight, mano a mano” and Llywelyn nods sagely and is about to give some orders when another one of his companions pipes up “no, it’s cool, I’ve found your son, he’s not here” and Llywelyn is like “how have you found him if he’s not here?” and the man points at the corner of the room, where Llywelyn’s son’s crib is overturned in a pool of blood, and next to it lies the sleeping Gelert, whose jaws are covered in blood and guts, and Llywelyn’s heart just sinks.

He turns to his hunting lads and says “lads, you don’t want to see this,” and they’re like “ooh, are you going to mercilessly slaughter your dog, because we absolutely live for that shit and we totally want to see that,” and Llywelyn just fixes them with a stern glare and they all scarper, and he closes the door behind them and turns back to Gelert, who’s woken up at this point and is sitting up, wagging his tail. Llywelyn just lets rip at him, all “I trusted you! I appointed you royal babysitter, and this is how you repay me? By murdering my baby? This is not what I didn’t pay you for! All those times we frolicked in the woods around the bodies of our fresh kills – did all that mean nothing to you? I can’t believe this, you’re the worst friend ever, and one of my bros once boned my wife in our marital bed, so that’s really saying something,” and Gelert just sits there, because he is a dog and doesn’t really know what the fuck is going on. Then, Llywelyn fixes his old friend with a remorseful look and says “it’s really partly my own fault, I should have got a registered babysitter and also probably a human one, but you did eat my son, so I feel like you should also take some of the responsibility here,” and Gelert wags his tail a bit and Llywelyn is like “I thought I’d finished my ceaseless rampage of animal murder for the day, but clearly I was wrong,” and he just plunges his sword right into Gelert’s body, and Gelert makes a noise that can only be described as a death yelp, and dies.

Almost immediately this really high pitched wailing starts up, and Llywelyn looks around in fright, then makes the somewhat belated decision to pick up the upturned crib, and there, absolutely pristine despite the pool of blood around the crib, is his baby son, still alive and pink and healthy and other things that babies generally should be when they haven’t been eaten by dogs. Then Llywelyn notices that there’s also a massive dead wolf in the corner of the room, and it’s almost certainly been there the entire time because dead wolves tend to have difficulty with locomotion, and he realises that he clearly has the observational skills of a mushroom because the blood is clearly the wolf’s and not his son’s, and he drops his sword and it clatters to the floor, mixing Gelert’s blood with what he now knows to be the blood of the improbable wolf, and he falls to the floor in a heap of anguish and probably embarrassment and starts crying in a really manly fashion, because he’s just killed his absolute best bro for nothing.

When he’s finished weeping for the time being, he picks up the body of Gelert and starts whispering to it, like “I misjudged you so hard, you were the best babysitter ever, I’ve never had a babysitter rip a wolf’s throat apart with their teeth to protect my baby son before, I would have given you some Pedigree Chum instead of a cruel and untimely death if I’d realised,” and then has a brilliant idea as to how he can pay tribute to his late canine companion. He carries Gelert outside, burying him at the top of a high mound so that everyone who comes by – statistically, likely no-one ever – will know about the bravery of Gelert and the perils of freelance babysitting without a written contract.

My other retellings can be found here; my dedicated mythology blog is here; and my Mythology Mondays Facebook page is here. The latter two links also allow you to follow my progress in writing a whole actual book. Thrilling.

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you know what I want? a fic where mac goes on a date with a cute boy very manly dude for the first time, and this of course makes dennis extremely uncontrollably jealous and he finally has to make a move on mac or possibly LOSE HIM FOREVER, the whole time resistant bc he thinks this is mac’s plan and he doesn’t want him to know the manipulation is working, but IT’S NOT A PLAN MAC’S JUST TRYING TO HAVE A CHILL FIRST GAY DATE AND MAYBE BEGIN TO MOVE ON BC HE THINKS DENNIS ISN’T INTERESTED BC HE’S BEEN DROPPING HINTS BUT DENNIS HASN’T RESPONDED OR EVEN NOTICED AND HE CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE UNTIL OF COURSE DENNIS GETS HIS SHIT TOGETHER, BARES HIS SOUL, AND TELLS MAC HE’S BEEN IN LOVE WITH HIM THE ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME ASSHOLE???

I want domestic Victuuri but I also want domestic Yuuri x Yurio

I mean yeah its nice to think Victor and Yuuri cuddling on a couch but have you ever thought of Yuuri knitting and Yurio catches him doing it and instead of mocking him or something, Yurio sits down and stares at Yuuri knitting and Yuuri eventually gives him his own pair and some yarn and mutely teaches Yurio how to knit and then they’re BOTH knitting and by next week, everyone has their own scarves www

OR Yurio getting sick of Victor and Yakov (as coaches) so he drags Yuuri away from both their coaches and goes shopping and he dresses Yuuri up in ridiculous leopard prints and its so adorable that Yuuri doesn’t care, he even has a leopard print tie that Victor threatened to burn but Yuuri takes it and locks it away from Victor cuz Yurio chose that tie for him and screw Victor, that kid is precious and Yuuri loves it.

Imagine Yurio slowly growing taller than Yuuri and starts leaning his chin on Yuuri’s shoulder or head when he gets lazy or getting scolded at (his version of sulking). Imagine Yurio getting touch-craved and slowly starts cozying up to Yuuri. Yurio being in Yuuri’s space, Yurio leaning against Yuuri’s back, Yurio having inside jokes with Yuuri. Yurio watching videos with Yuuri while sharing earphones, Yurio bodily protecting Yuuri from the press when they ask offensive questions, Yurio being comfortable around Yuuri. Yurio stopping Yuuri from drinking too much (but doesn’t fret too much when Yuuri gets too drunk and he has to help if Victor isn’t there). Yuuri and Yurio blanket snuggles when Yurio comes over to Victor’s apartment for movie nights and no, Victor is not jealous that the two of them are cuddling and cocooned in one blanket, he also DOES NOT take a picture for blackmail purposes.

Let me have platonic but loving Yuuri x Yuri please because they deserve to be each other’s friend AT LEAST.

Also, give me Yuuri Yurio hugs at the airport damn it because Yurio will miss the heck out of Yuuri when Yuuri goes to Japan (temporarily/permanently) and Yurio will never admit the manly tears he sheds during the hug. And Yurio texts for updates like every day and they even Skype because Yuuri knows that Yurio needs it but will never admit it.

Lastly, when they’re alone, when Yuuri is confident and wants to give elderly advice, or when Yuuri is trying to console Yurio, he lowers his voice and starts with a very soft but affectionate “Yura…” And Yurio will lower his head and listen because Yuuri is more than a friend, he’s family damn it.

The only one (Daryl X Reader) Part 6

Relationship : Daryl Dixon X Reader

Trigger warnings : Parental abuse , depression , 5 years age gap, consensual sex , death, violence, graphic scenes.

Rating : Mature + (Please do not read if you are under-aged)

Summary :

The narrative follows the reader and Daryl. The story starts pre-apocalypse and links the events of different stages of their lives as : kids, young adults and adults, focusing on their friendship and eventual love relationship . But when the world turns to dust, will they be able to make it?

CopyRight: I do not own Daryl Dixon, The Walking Dead nor any of the other characters mentioned in this story.  No copyright infringement is intended.


Part 6 – I’ve missed you

You step away from the wall, trying to close in the distance between the two of you.

‘Daryl? …. Are you al right?’ You look into his blue eyes , trying to figure out what he’s thinking… but this look , you haven’t seen it before, and you’ve seen many.

He looks at you , his jaw clenched.

‘Tell me it ain’t real’ his voice is hoarse, low and somehow angry.

‘You mean David?’ you ask with what’s left of your voice.

‘Fuck Y/N , FUCK!’ he takes his knife back and goes outside, smashing the door behind him.

‘What…the…Daryl!’ you decide to follow him.  You dreamt of this moment thousands of times, but never not even once, not even in your wildest of nightmares , no sir, you didn’t foresee such behavior from his part.

He’s inside a car, signaling to Father Gabriel , who’s on wall duty, to open the gates .

‘Daryl’ you run towards the car but he drives off.

‘You….ok miss Y/N?’ Father Gabriel asks reluctantly.

‘Yes’ you hold in the sobs and turn away, trying to hide your teary eyes.

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Can I get the danganronpa 2 boys with their s/o on St. Patrick day??? Love your NDRV3 headcanons ❤️

I’m so happy you enjoyed my NDRV3 Headcanons! I’d also love to thank you for this prompt! I hope you like it!

-Mod Kirumi

Ultimate Imposter/Byakuya Togami

  • Normally, he dons the guise of Byakuya but today you can tell he is in the mood for BYAKUYA VERSION GREEN
  • His hair is still blond but he has stuck green clips in his hair
  • His suit is atrociously green
  • He has also brought you two matching hats
  • Otherwise, he continues his day as Byakuya, working his butt off for the entire day.
  • When he comes home, he has purchased 12 shamrock shakes for the two of you??
  • Byakuya should know that you can’t consume that many shamrock shakes!!
  • Oh wait, never mind. He’s purchased *1 shamrock shake for you and *11 shamrock shakes for himself
  • You spend the rest of the day leaning on his shoulder and drinking the sugar filled green shake
  • He feels pity on you because you can’t drink anymore than that

Teruteru Hanamura

  • Matcha buns!! You absolutely love to eat Matcha buns!! And they are green tea Matcha buns!!
  • Of course, he has tried to make it shaped like a butt. Does it really matter? They’re matcha buns!!
  • The next meal of the day, lunch time, Teruteru is wearing a cute hat and and has a new green apron
  • He’s made transforming egg pea rice which consist of scrambled eggs, golden duck soup stock that melts over the green pea rice, and the sexiest fragrance in the world
  • The food is so amazing that it feels like your clothes are flying off with every bite
  • Thankfully they aren’t, but you savour each and every bite. Before you know it, you’ve eaten three bowls of it
  • Teruteru is so happy that you loved his food!!
  • Finally, for dinner, you are escorted downstairs in a blindfold
  • Teruteru also had fuzzy handcuffs to go with it but you refused.
  • And the moment you step into the kitchen and take your blindfold off, your boyfriend has set up the table so you can watch him cook! It’s a live performance!
  • What makes it better is that he brought one of those leprechaun costumes, but he had put his own kinky twist onto the costume.
  • It looks a bit hideous but hilarious, the costume, that is, but you can ignore it while munching the green appetizers.
  • And Teruteru starts to get ready to cook the ingredients
  • But where is the meat? Typically, Teruteru’s dishes include plenty of meat because of the flavour
  • You are about to ask him when he pulls out an ENTIRE FUCKING ROAST PIG
  • WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT
  • ITS ONLY ST PATRICK’S DAY YOU DON’T NEED TO COOK THAT MUCH
  • STOP PEERING INTO THE DEAD ASSHOLE ALREADY

Nekomaru Nidai

  • The day starts like normal. You get up, put on something green,  go downstairs, and go out for a jog with Nekomaru
  • But today, Nekomaru takes you down a different path?
  • You’re so excited. Does this mean that he is taking you down a harder path? Have you finally leveled up??
  • He stops and you look at where you are.
  • It’s a little private area within a forest, filled with soft flowers and silky grass
  • And Nekomaru is smiling so triumphantly because he is so happy that you love it
  • In a tree near the back, there is a bucket of chocolate coins, placed there for you from Nekomaru!!
  • You thank him so much! You can not believe that he did all this for you!
  • He tells you not to thank him, it was something that he was supposed to do for his loved one!
  • But the moment you step forward to claim the chocolates, Nekomaru steps in your way!
  • He tells you to take off your green shoes and your green shirt! You comply, used to following his training orders, and he takes off his green whistle and green jacket.
  • “S/O, THIS TRAINING AREA WILL BE THE LOCATION OF TODAY’S FIGHT! NO GREEN OUTFITS WILL ENSURE FAIR PLAY!”
  • He’s preparing to go higher than 10% this time. And you are so ready to fight!! You’ve been training for this moment!!
  • You both get an equal amount of pinches into each other. Nekomaru is so proud! Until you zone out for one millisecond and he smacks you in the stomach
  • He checks out whether you’re okay, and he is so relieved when you stand right back up!
  • You get chocolates as a reward for such a good fight!

DARK LORD Gundam Tanaka

  • You woke up to your Gundam alarm in the morning
  • “FIGHT ME, YOU FOUL GREEN MAN!”
  • Well that’s definitely a new line you haven’t heard before
  • You get up from your bed to see what going on and
  • Oh
  • It’s just the green footprint stickers that you stuck on the floor, hamster bed, hamster toilet, and hamster house
  • Last night, after Gundam fell asleep, you thought it was funny to stick stickers and put washable green footsteps all over the place
  • Which reminds you to immediately pinch him after you change into a fuzzy green sweater
  • He just kinda gives his best “what are you doing, brave but foolish human” stare
  • Most people typically find that look scary but it’s a bit hard to pull that off without guy-liner and gundams current silly bed head
  • You explain that it is St. Patrick’s day and that you are supposed to pinch people who aren’t wearing green. You also explain that there are little green men who usually cause mischief and that the holiday is typically associated with gold and rainbows
  • He stops listening after “little troubling green men”
  • His eyes light up. He is so going to trap the one who SABOTAGED HIS HAMSTER HOUSE
  • You try to tell him that you were the one who put the decorations up but he! will! not! listen!
  • He sets up a trap involving a Popsicle sticks, green paint, string, hamster food, his rings and circles of destruction, hot glue, pencils, gunpowder, pens, paper, more stickers, green ink, and chocolate wrappers
  • He keeps hidden underneath the covers until he notices out of the corner of his eyes that there are small green hamster footprints leaving his line of sight
  • His new conclusion?
  • The leprechaun can shapeshift into a hamster.
  • Gundam Tanaka will find and catch the leprechaun
  • After four hours, four fucking hours of fucking doofus, the trap activates. You can hear explosions and gundam’s proud war cry
  • You honestly don’t believe him when he exclaims to you proudly that he has caught the leprechaun! But you walk into the room and there are actually small hamster footsteps that you did not make?!
  • Gundam lifts the trap and…
  • It’s just one of his hamsters that probably accidentally stepped into the ink pad
  • Gundam = amazed that one of his hamsters was actually a dark lord known as the leprechaun and he will not stop boasting to you about his power
  • He’s so adorkable that you can’t not smile at him.

Nagito Komaeda

  • So he’s already wearing green, which mean you don’t have to pinch him, so is that lucky or unlucky?
  • You’re wearing a shirt that’s literally asking him to kiss you, is that lucky or unlucky?
  • Today is a day that is surrounded by four leaf clovers, is that lUCKY or uNLUCKY?
  • Because if this is all supposed to be lucky, then something bad will happen really soon
  • He’s holding your hand and keeping you close to him all day. He tries to keep it as low key as possible that he is so scared about losing you, so he refuses to have anymore good luck come into his way.
  • Which means he won’t kiss you but he promised several kisses when you two get home again. Where he knows that you can be safer.
  • Out for a walk? Gotta hold hands.
  • Going to get a burger from a restaurant? Hold hands while eating.
  • Needing a number two bathroom break?
  • By now your hand is probably sweating
  • You do understand his clingyness though. It is really sweet but seriously? Just because you need a bathroom break and there is a possibility of bad shit happening does not mean that you need a bathroom buddy!! You tell him that in nicer terms though
  • When you exit the washroom, he is so relieved
  • You didn’t die because of him. Today is wayyy too lucky
  • What he does ignore is how in the washrooms, the green paint on the walls were wet and you slipped and got wet, thick, green wall paint all over yourself (and you didn’t want to tell him just in case he felt bad.)
  • But that’s okay
  • So now he is kissing your cheeks because he just loves how soft they are but
  • He honestly didn’t notice green paint all over you??
  • So now his mouth is covered in paint too??
  • Which is probably poisonous and toxic when ingested??
  • Fuck

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu

  • As a member of the yakuza, he didn’t get to celebrate many holidays
  • So when you pinch him he just swears
  • Why the fuck are you pinching him? Do you think you have the authority to do that?? Yeah sure, your bravery is admirable and absolutely fucking adorable but that is one thing you do not do to the heir of the yakuza.
  • You’ve also triggered Peko and she is hiding outside of the house waiting for Fuyuhiko’s signal
  • You try to explain as quickly as possible that it’s st Patrick’s day and that you supposedly get pinched if you don’t wear green.
  • That’s such a stupid rule. Why green? Does it even help that much?
  • He changes his entire outfit so it’s green anyways
  • He finds one of your green shirts and wears it because no matter how much you prod him, he will not wear the Kiss Me I’m Irish shirt
  • In return, he will allow you to paint a four leaf clover on his collarbone
  • “Make it look manly”
  • But as the day goes on, and you two hang out with the rest of the 77th class of Hope’s Peak, Fuyuhiko gets into the spirit.
  • He’s started to try and find different ways to get Nagito to take off his hoodie so he can PINCH THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF HIM
  • He teams up with Kazuichi and draws green mustaches all over Gundam’s face
  • But he claims it’s a new discipline method for the Yakuza and he wants to test it out on his classmates and you
  • It’s so adorable because he has shyly requested to put stickers all over your face and you let him. He’s also painted you green eyebrows and a cool dragon
  • The dragon he has doodled on your face would have been great if it wasn’t in a shape of a mustache
  • When you get home, he acts as if the whole day was childish and ridiculous. But it was definitely “childishly fun.” And he is so ready to have another day like that again. He asks you again and again whether you will do it next year and he is blushing and grinning non stop
  • He’s so thankful to have such a fun S/O
  • And next year he plans on catching a leprechaun

Kazuichi Soda

  • He’s on top of every single holiday
  • So obviously, he gets prepared for St. Patrick’s Day wayyyyy earlier than you do
  • You wake up to a miniature mechanical leprechaun spitting chocolate coins out of his mouth
  • The coins all have “Kiss me” written all over them. At that moment, you know who prepared this special gift for you!
  • In the kitchen, Kazuichi is making breakfast for you! Also, his pink hair now has some streaks of green.
  • But he is covered in oil and rust so you aren’t sure whether the food is safe
  • He’s literally made green eggs and ham for you, and the egg is actually cooked thoroughly! He’s also made green milk, which he promises is not rotten.
  • He swears it’s just food colouring! No way would he ever hurt his s/o!
  • When you go to hang out with his classmates, he is pinching every stranger!
  • And everyone else is pinching him back because your boyfriend simply doesn’t have enough green on him
  • An hour later, he is practically begging you to step in and help him. You give him your green scarf.
  • But now everyone is pinching you!
  • Solution? Both of you wear the scarf at the same time!
  • Now not even Hiyoko has an excuse to pinch someone! (and her pinches are really hard Dx)
  • It gives him an excuse to kiss you in public without being too embarrassed too!

Hajime (Hajimeme) Hinata

  • He really doesn’t celebrate st Patrick’s day
  • Nonetheless, he will still go along with you. He does think the pinching is a little stupid, but whatever
  • But when everyone keeps pinching him, he decides he has had enough! He is wearing a green tie, so he shouldn’t be pinched!
  • No one is listening to him except for you. You try to explain that the green tie isn’t enough for st Patrick’s day with friends.
  • It’s surely just a childish thing! He doesn’t care too much.
  • That is, until you remind him that Nagito and Akane and Nekomaru are coming. Getting pinched by them would be—
  • You two are now going shopping for some green clothes and he really needs you to drive him so u say yes ON THE CONDITION THAT YOU GET TO PICK HIS CLOTHES
  • You prank him a bit by purchasing a Kiss Me I’m Irish shirt
  • Hajime is so red and flustered it’s adorable but you make it clear that you are the only one who can kiss this pillar of salt/meme (as a form of not sincere apology)
  • Yeah, that’s right.
  • But maybe you have forgotten that a certain someone was coming
  • Screw off Nagito. You aren’t supposed to take that shirt seriously.
  • Please stop trying to kiss Hajime
  • Stap
  • Gosh dammit Nagito

anonymous asked:

Gladio may I say that you are the sweetest guy to ever exist? I hope to meet you someday! Keep on rocking big guy

Sweet, huh? I don’t hear that one often.

so I was sitting with a guy this one time and you know we’re men we were manspreading and we were trying to get our legs comfortable and I said,

“New sport: Manspreastling. You sit next to a man and you spread your legs and you fight each other for leg room to see who can be the most alpha and manly.”

and he just really quietly goes,

“Is that the opposite of scissoring?”

I’m still screaming

anonymous asked:

The RFA boys trying to carry MC, but she feels really uncomfortable bc shes chubby and she thinks shes going to like break them or something? BECAUSE I AM TOTALLY NOT PROJECTING HNGGGGGGGGGG >.>

So I guess baehee will have to be left outta this one too D: why are you guys doing this to my bae. But my precious precious anon, please never forget that you are beautiful no matter what size you are no matter what society tells you. FUCK SOCIETY & KEEP SLAYIN GIRL.Sorry this is a short one guys, it’s also kinda rushed I APOLOGIZE DON’T HATE ME (/.\) 

You guys should totally show me and this post some love doe and FOLLOW/LIKE/REBLOG. Thankies.


Yoosung:

  • My little yandere boy
  • He is on the smaller size, but wants to hold you and make you feel idk, protected and tiny?
  • But when you turn red with tears in your eyes, and tell him not to lift you because your fat and you don’t want to break him
  • He dries your tears and kisses your eyes
  • He tells you that he loves you the way you are, and all the things you think are flaws make him love you!
  • He loves how soft and warm you are
  • He loves hugging you
  • and kissing you
  • and he thinks that you are 
  • DROP
  • DEAD
  • FRICKING
  • GORGEOUS
  • But he’s also going to be low key
  •  EXTREMELY depressed 
  • Because he thinks it’s his fault because he is not manly enough
  • This boy is going to start drinking milk every day and working out with Zen 
  • Just so he can show how much he loves you 
  • OMG GUYS CAN U IMAGINE A BUFF YOOSUNG IMDYING

Zen:

  • You guys are cuddling on the couch when he starts getting a little handsy
  • He suggests moving things to the bedroom but you feel so lazyyyy
  • Ugh but it’s so far and walking is so tiring 
  • So obviously being the manly man that Zenny is 
  • He goes to try to carry you bridal style to the bedroom
  • and you literally
  • push him in his beautiful face so he falls on his ass
  • He just looks at you like ???
  • If you didn’t wanna bang das cool my why hurt my face What’s wrong?
  • You’re on the verge of tears, “I am not one of those theather girls Zen, I am not a waif with the perfect body, I’m fat and there’s no way you’re going to be able to carry a whale to the bedroom” 
  • Tears have now begun to fall because you hate being this insecure
  • BUT HOW COULD YOU NOT WHEN YOU ARE DATING WHAT MAY BE ANOTHER GREEK GOD?
  • Lemme just say, Zenny. Gets. Pissed.
  • He’s pissed at himself, for letting you feel so insecure
  • He looks at you fire behind his ruby iris’ and lifts you carrying you to the bedroom
  • You let out protests but he silences them with his mouth 
  • He just lays you on the bed and PRAISES YOU
  • Anything you feel insecure about? He is going to tell you 3 reasons why he loves it so much
  • Surrounds you with so much love, because he knows how shitty it feels to be insecure and think you’re ugly. Hell, his mother made him feel like that
  • No way in hell are you ever going to feel again. 

Jumin:

  • You guys were watching a movie together when he saw you were falling asleep on him
  • Naturally, he decided not to disturb you and went to carry you to the bedroom
  • You felt what was happening and your eyes SHOT OPEN
  • Poor Juju thought you had fucking just gotten possessed
  • MC! Are you alright?”
  • “Jumin you cannot carry me, I am too heavy for you and your back will break.” 
  • She said it nonchalantly, but he could see her face darken with embarrassment and her eyes become wet. 
  • Now if Jumin Han has anything, he has a fucking huge ass EGO
  • So naturally, he decided to prove you wrong and carry your gorgeous ass to the bedroom, despites all the things you were yelling at him
  • He puts you down and stares at you, his onyx eyes ablaze
  • “MC, I do not like the fact that you have so little faith in me that you think I cannot carry the woman I love into our bedroom. If anything, I am capable enough to care for her”
  • It’s not you Jumin, you’re so tall and chiseled. I just… feel so fat and gross,..”
  • He nips that right in the bud, telling you how much he loves you and our curves, every inch of you was masterful in his eyes and he would not want to change anything
  • Of course, that was his opinion, if you wanted to slim down he would help you in every way possible, but he preferred you as you are. 
  • To him you were simply, perfection personified
  • And he showed you how much he loved your body that night hohoho

707:

  • Lemme tell you something about seven
  • He is ripped. Like yeah he hacks all day, but you can’t be a secret agent if you’re outta shape
  • And naturally that made you feel insecure since you weren’t the tiniest pea in the pod
  • One day he was chasing you around the house, tickling you 
  • like the asshole he is
  • when you guys started kissing
  • Obviously, he wanted to continue some place more comfortable
  • So in the heat of the moment, he decided to pick you up 
  • and you kicked this guy in the balls
  • Damn talk about blue balls son
  • MC HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO OUR POTENTIAL CHILDREN. DON’T YOU CARE ABOUT SEVEN JUNIOR
  • When he finally regains his composure, he sees you with tears in your eyes
  • “Don’t lift me, I’m huge and I don’t want you to get hurt”
  • Tears now streaming down your face
  • Ya boi’s heart literally breaks.
  • He feels like it’s his fault, that you feel so insecure and unloved, that he wasn’t doing a proper job loving you
  • He apologizes to you and just holds you tight
  • Seriously, you can’t see but your sweetheart is crying because here is this beautiful being in front of him, hating on themselves?
  • Ridiculous.
  • He tells you that you are perfect the way you are
  • and that he has never met someone so beautiful both inside and out
  • He will tell you that until you feel comfortable, he won’t try to lift you, but reassures you that he most definitely can. 
  • Body. Worship. 
  • All night long

WHOO alright my babes. I just want to take a quick second to remind each and everyone reading this that they are beautiful. Don’t hold yourself to some weird ass standard or think you are not pretty because of god knows what reason. Because trust me, you are. Just be kind to yourself and those around you, my sweets. Love you all, MUAH XOXO.

Manly laundry (Luhan Imagine)

Originally posted by dawnlus

Summary: Luhan goes to your apartment to help you do the laundry, how bad could it be?

Idol: Luhan

Type: fluff

Words: 1243


It was Saturday so that meant you had to do the house work in your flat like every single weekend. You hated it but since you had no money to pay someone who did it for you, it seemed like you had no choice but doing it yourself.
You were almost done when you heard the door bell ring. You ran to see who was behind the door, and your heart stopped for a second when you saw Luhan as you opened.
He had that familiar perfect sweet smile of his on his face. That face you hadn’t seen in months since he moved back to China. Of course you were still close (if you could call it that) but it wasn’t the same just talking on the phone by text messages, or those shorts video calls that were never long enough for your liking. Sometimes it could be days or even weeks when you two wouldn’t talk at all, and that made your heart ache like you’ve been stabbed.
But who were you to complain? In the end, you were “just friends”. You hated to admit that but that was it. You were so into him since the day that you’ve met, but he always seemed to have eyes for every girl on the planet but you.

Actually, you could even think he was more into his friends Sehun and Xiumin, than you. But once again, as he wasn’t yours, you shouldn’t complain about it. Or at least that’s what you tried to make your heart understand (although it wasn’t working at all).

- Oh well… I gotta admit I was hoping for a little more excitement from you- he said still smiling as he realised you were just frozen in front of the door staring at him with your eyes wide opened.
You giggled a little and rushed to hug him.
- I… I just can’t believe this! What are you doing here?- you asked while hugging him so hard you could bet he wasn’t breathing.
- I had some business to do in the city so, here I am.
- Why didn’t you just tell me?! I’m such a mess right now. Doing the housework and stuff… I’m still on my pj’s.
- I wanted it to be a surprise.
- It worked though- you said letting go of him. - Come in.

As soon as he entered to the apartment you two started catching up with everything you’ve missed those last months, laughing to death like you used to before he left.

You missed everything about him. His laugh, the way he could be amused with anything, his voice… Damn, how much you’ve missed his voice. You couldn’t help but stare like A LOT when he spoke, like you wanted to save every single detail of his beautiful face for when he was gone once more.

He was so into the story he was talking about that he couldn’t even tell what you where doing (which was great because the last thing you needed was him noticing you were in love with him).
After a long silence you didn’t notice he spoke again.

- Hey, are you okay?- he asked a little concerned.
-Sure- you cleared your throat - Why?
- You seem a little off…
- Not at all. I’m just a little tired. That’s it.
- Would you like to go out and get something to eat?
- I can’t… Gotta do the laundry. If I don’t do it now, I won’t have anything to wear next week.
- Wow… What a dirty lady we have here- he teased you.
- Shut up, Luhan!- you said punching him jokingly - I really need to get this done.
- Let me help you, then.
- What? Do the laundry?- you bluffed.
- Yes, what’s so funny about it?
- Nothing… It’s just that, that’s soooo manly, you know?- you said laughing your ass off.
- Shut up! Imma show you how a real man does the laundry.
- Okay, then. Make me proud, Deer!
- I will.

You let him go to the little room where the washing machine was so he could do his own business while you took a shower and got dressed, you were not going anywhere on your pj’s.
Once you were ready you went downstairs to look for him. Why was he taking so long? You didn’t have that much clothes anyways.
When you opened the door, your jaw crashed with the floor. The whole room was full of soap foam, and there was and scared and wet from head to toe Luhan trying to contain the foam that was still coming out the washing machine.

- What the hell, Luhan?- you yelled at him trying to look pissed when in reality you loved how cute he looked all full of soap.
- It seems like in China you need more soap to wash your clothes than you do here…- he said with an ashamed smile - Sorry? - he said  staring at you with puppy eyes. How could you even get mad at him?
- I don’t like the way “real men” do laundry - you finally said unable to contain your laughter.
He walked straight to you and hugged you so tight getting you all wet and full of soap just like him.
- Hey! I had just changed!
- What a shame- he said hugging you again.

You didn’t wanna let go of his grip but that was war, so you two started fighting with the soap foam, running after each other in that small room. You filled his hair with soap and he threw some water on your back, which made you even more desperate for revenge.

“Now this is personal…” you said and you kept on fighting  until you both slipped and fell on the floor, with him on the top of you.

This time you noticed he was the one staring at you, minutes felt like years and you just wanted to stop time and stay like that forever. Feeling his body against yours.

- Have I ever told you how beautiful you are?- he asked. And you had no idea if that was even real. Why would he say something like that to you. - Even all covered with soap- he said chuckling.

- What?… What are you talking about?- you said with an awkward laugh.

- People say I talk too much. Let me just fix that.

He smiled, still staring at you and you felt he could see straight through your soul. He leaned in crushing softly his lips with yours.

At first you were so confused, even though this was the moment you’ve been dreaming of for so long, you didn’t think it was going to be like this, so out of nowhere. But as he gently put his hands on your cheeks, you didn’t even care anymore.

You kissed him back running your hands through his soapy hair which still felt so soft, and deepened the kiss even more feeling like fireworks just exploded inside that small room.

As you stopped, both smiling like crazy he said:
- I’m so glad my surprise worked the way I planned. I had been thinking of doing this for so long- he said as you saw his cheeks on fire.
- Now I do like this manly laundry thing- you replied by kissing him again.


A/N:  Okay. This is my first imagine ever, so I hope it’s not as trashy as I think. I hope you liked it ^^ Feel free to request any other scenario/imagine/reaction/text or whatever. 

Taking a Trip to the Mall: AC Edition

Altair: spends all his time playing those coin-operated games that never let you win… and when he wins he loses interest and goes into a shop where they sell shoes… and gets bored as heck. Takes some of the load off of Edward when Jacob and Ezio start buying too much. Tries not to let Jacob or Shay wander off, but gets lost briefly himself before rejoining the group.

Ezio: enjoys going clothes shopping, but the advertisements and such really get to him… and he insists on taking his shirt off in the Abercrombie and Fitch. He doesn’t get kicked out, but is instead offered a job as a “model” for the shop. He takes the job, and spends a short shift showing off, much to Desmond’s embarrassment and the delight of teenaged girls.

Edward: wants ice cream. Would rather see if there’s a liquor and smoke shop than anything else, but grudgingly carries some of Ezio’s purchases. Tries to ogle the women in the displays at Victoria’s Secret, but the stuff he’s carrying is too much and too heavy. Knocks down several mannequins at Macy’s and gets politely asked to leave.

Haytham: goes into the “manly” shops, and the tea shops. Buys a shaving kit, and finds a kid toy that he gives to Connor (who promptly loses it). Tries coffee from three places until he’s found a cup that is satisfying. Gets tired of Connor complaining that all coffee tastes the same, and sends him away without telling Desmond. Takes interest in some of the books at the bookstores Evie wants to see, and makes a mental note to borrow some of them from the library.

Connor: Haytham banishes him to the children’s play area on the third floor, but he sneaks out and looks at all the sporting goods stores. None of it really seems useful or necessary to him, but he buys a pocket multitool for the heck of it with money he “borrowed” from Desmond. Cuts his finger on accident trying to figure out how to take it out of the package, and gets kicked out of a toy store for trying to “liberate” the stuffed Bambi toys.

Arno: goes into jewelry shops, looking for something nice to give as a gift, but can’t decide what looks best. Gets annoyed and slightly overwhelmed at the salesperson who is trying to rush him into buying something he doesn’t want to commit to yet. Secretly thinks that the stuff on display in some of the stores are ridiculous. Goes inside one clothing store to correct them on the spelling/conjugation of the French on their adverts, and gets escorted out.

Shay: goes into a Sephora or a MAC on accident and somehow ends up getting a makeover. After he escapes this torture, he tries to find a bathroom so he can wash it all off, but gets lost. Ends up buying a bottle of water and using it to rinse off his face with a packet of tissues. Tries to find the group, but gets distracted by a rotating pretzel display. Somehow ends up breaking a plate or something in Williams-Sonoma and runs like heck and hides for an hour, then resumes his aimless wandering.

Jacob: is all over the place, buying all sorts of crazy junk, and trying to get Edward to carry it for him, promising it’ll “only be a while”, but he ditches Edward at some point to go look at video games and ends up spending hours playing games in the Apple Store and the Microsoft Store without clue nor care as to the time or the location of the others. When he gets hungry he buys a bunch of those upside-down clown ice creams from Baskin-Robbins and eats them in the Kid’s Area (third floor).

Evie: immediately finds the nearest book and stationery stores and tries to get Desmond to buy her almost everything, but resigns herself to less items and chooses a more reasonable amount. Asks Haytham politely to help her carry some of her books (to which he agrees in good humour, as he has already found his coffee). Takes an interest in some of the trendy smoothie and FroYo stores, and decides to come back later to get some.

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Desmond: has a very taxing day paying for all sorts of things that he’s pretty sure are going to be ignored (with the exception of Evie and her books and stationery). He’s pretty sure he maxed out his credit card, and is all out of cash money. He plans on going to the bank, but without everyone (perhaps just Evie and/or Haytham) tagging along. Wonders where Shay, Connor, and Jacob ended up, and has to load everyone else into the van (how else could they all get there when Desmond is the only one who can drive?) and embark on a search party with Evie as Haytham keeps an eye on everyone else.

Headcanons for Syo and Nagi as bros~
Woot there’s only two days left until your birthday! Yay(≧∇≦)/

-The one thing that they agree on is style, so they both go shopping together often.

- Nagi complains to Syo when Heavens steals his candy.

- Syo has dealt with a lot of torment from Nagi also, but I feel like the proof that Nagi cares about you is if you’ve been tormented

- They would fight over little things, but that’s how they’d bond.

- They also bond over their height

- Syo makes fun of Nagi’s little obsessions but then goes and obsesses over manliness and the like.

- At the end of the day, they watch out for each other and come to small agreements.

- still definitely frenemies

Ahh so I just want you to know shadowed, that I’m very thankful for you being my friend. People have come and gone in the last few months, but you’ve stayed. I know you’ll be able to make your dreams come true! Never give up, stay happy and smiling everyday!

EXO Reaction To Another Guy Flirting With You, Their GF

*GIFs Not Mine*

Reaction Masterlist

Xiumin: “Excuse me, that is my girlfriend.”

Luhan: *completely overreacts and goes to defend you like a manly man*

Kris: Wtf is that guy doing? Wait, he’s trying to flirt? Are you sure?

Suho: 

Lay: *confused Yixing*

Baekhyun: “And just what do you think you’re doing with my girlfriend? hmm?”

Chen: *not taking any of this guy’s shit*

Chanyeol: *watches the situation from afar thinking…*

DO: *begins plotting the guy’s end as Satansoo activates*

Tao: *when you start talking about the guy later*

You: Tao, he was such a sweetheart as he gave me directions and everything!

Kai: Does he know that she’s already got all of this?

Sehun: Honestly, I don’t even think you can call what that guy’s doing ‘flirting’

So that was my first reaction! Hope you liked it!

The signs as stuff my friends have said pt. 2
  • Aries: I am the great squid penetrator, who penetrates people's minds
  • Taurus: Brb jerking off my anger
  • Gemini: My laugh goes from manly chuckle to withy cackle
  • Cancer: Are you fucking serious, of course I know it's a vibrator, I created a hentai squad
  • Leo: I'm 18. I'm a grown person, I can do things. Like never sleep
  • Virgo: I wrote yaoi in a church
  • Libra: When you sing and hit the note perfectly while burping
  • Scorpio: I want to fight a bus driver
  • Sagittarius: My tiny kokoro has melted
  • Capricorn: It looks like I can choke a dolphin with one hand
  • Aquarius: Go to bed! Or I'll spank you like a disobedient avocado
  • Pisces: I have a habit of hanging out with my friends moms

I love all Dorianmancers. I absolutely love Adaar x Dorian, Cadash x Dorian, Lavellan x Dorian, Trevelyan x Dorian, Bull x Dorian, Cullen x Dorian, literally anyone who identifies as male x Dorian. But seeing how horribly some Dorianmancers act towards other Dorian ships is super down putting and frustrating. If you don’t feel comfortable with certain ships, or prefer other ships, then that’s fine! Just don’t try to shit on literally everyone who likes a certain Dorian ship just because it goes against your ~headcanon~. Dorian loves men. That’s it. He loves manly men and he loves softer, less masculine men. He loves tall Qunari men, and he loves short, hairy Dwarves. He loves broadly muscled men, and he loves men who aren’t ripped. He loves thin men and chubby men. He loves human, elven, dwarf, and Qunari men, and no matter how hard some people whine and stamp their feet yelling “Dorian only loves x kind of men in my headcanon and anything that’s opposite of that kind of man is wrong and grosses me out”, Dorian is still going to continue loving all kinds of male Inquisitors and characters. Dorian loves men.

theadventuresofi727  asked:

JackCrutchie, for the ship ask thing

Hi there 👋 I’m so excited for this

•who hogs the duvet
-JACK OMG
•who texts/rings to check how their day is going
-I feel like they both do this, but Crutchie does it most often
•who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts
-Jack. He draws stuff for Crutchie and gives it to him in the most creative ways.
•who gets up first in the morning
-Crutchie. He likes to watch Jack breathe and Jack loves that Crutchie’s smile is the first thing he sees in the morning
•who suggests new things in bed
-Crutchie. Jack is always worried about Crutchie’s comfort so he doesn’t suggest anything. Crutchie will randomly say “So what if we tried (insert thing)” before his face goes bright red
•who cries at movies
-Both. But Jack cries “manly tears” (whatever that means)
•who gives unprompted massages
-Jack. He wants to give Crutchie so much love and attention. This is one way.
•who fusses over the other when they’re sick
-CrutCHIE OMFG He gets so worried when Jack freaking sneezes. He’s like “Sweetheart, are you ok?! Do you need anything?” while pulling blankets and chicken soup out of thin air.
•who gets jealous easiest
-Jack is high key jealous and gets very PDA whenever someone stares at his boyfriend for too long.
•who has the most embarrassing taste in music
-Jack loves boy bands but you didn’t hear it from me
•who collects something unusual
-Not really unusual, but Crutchie collects stamps. Jack thinks it adorable and makes sure to get him one whenever he can
•who takes the longest to get ready
-Crutchie would take the longest because of his bum leg, but he has Jack there to help him so they take the same amount of time
•who is the most tidy and organised
-Jack is a slob and Crutchie is always like “if I find one more shirt on the floor I sweAR TO GOD WE ARE OVER!” (They are never over)
•who gets most excited about the holidays
-CRUTCHIE GOES NUTS ON CHRISTMAS AND IS THE KING OF HALLOWEEN PARTIES
•who is the big spoon/little spoon
-Normally Jack is the big spoon and Crutchie is little, but there are some days where Jack wants nothing more than to be held by Crutchie damn it. Crutchie is always happy to oblige.
•who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports
-Jack. Until Crutchie starts losing. Then it’s every man for him self (“THERE ARE NO FRIENDS IN MARIO CART KELLY!!”
•who starts the most arguments
-They have many arguments, but when they do it’s normally after Jack tries to help Crutchie do something (like stairs or whatnot) and Crutchie gets insecure and therefore irritable. (“I don’t need you to help me Jack! I’m perfectly capable!” “You almost fell.” “That’s noT THE POINT!”
•who suggests that they buy a pet
-No one. Crutchie brings home a stray dog one day and Jack does nothing to stop him.
•what couple traditions they have
-Spending every anniversary on a rooftop. It does not matter where they are in the world. They will scale buildings if they have to in order to get to the highest rooftop in the city.
•what tv shows they watch together
-Crutchie adores Parks and Rec. Jack tolerates it as long as Crutchie watches every single episode of Grey’s Anatomy with him.
•what other couple they hang out with
-Spot and Race
•how they spend time together as a couple
-So. Many. Cuddles.
•who made the first move
-Crutchie. At first he mumbled something that Jack couldn’t hear and when he asked what, Crutchie panicked and shouted “I THINK YOU’RE HOT!”
•who brings flowers home
-Jack. Crutchie does not have the heart to tell Jack that he’s allergic
•who is the best cook
-lol David cooks for them


This was so much fun!! Send me ships and I will answer these prompts ❤️

anonymous asked:

Oh my god. OH. MY. GOD. I don't need the part 8 of the JungKook roommate AU, I need all of the parts!!!!!! The tension betweeen the "me" (OMFG) and him is just so addictive that I NEED a final to this. PLEASE. I'm loving it too much, such a great job!!!!


Hi there lovelies~ Here’s pt.8 after 2 weeks of long waiting!!I’m so sorry for not updating sooner and you can expect more updates and more chapters to come :) Thank you for supporting me through this long journey! I finally published pt.8!!! Grab yourself some holy water and make sure you don’t choke, cause’ you will laugh, I promise.Jeon is gonna get more manly and hot as the chapters goes by~ There’s still so many chapters I’m planning for this roommate au! Stay turned. Hope you enjoy~

Tell me what you think in the comments/request box~~

WARNING : You might blush /feel hot and bothered or Fall in love with Jungkook’s adorable persona while reading this <3

FOR THOSE WHO ARE NEW TO THIS STORY THE LINKS ARE DOWN BELLOW

JK ROOMMATE AU : PART 1/PART 2/PART 3/ PART 4/ PART 5/ PART 6
/PART 7/Part 8 /  PART 9




Genre: romance/fluff/love
Pairing: Jungkook/You
Length:  8963 words
Summary: Jungkook is your campus roommate who has a huge crush on you. He’s been hiding it for so long and you’re still clueless about it.



This story is Taken Down for the time being. You can thank ppl who reposted/plagiarized  my content