there goes my rant for the day

Shout out to my one college bio professor who acknowledged chromosomes =/= gender and even talked about how chromosomes can fall outside of the XX/XY dichotomy and for p much acknowledging the gender binary is lame

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BEFORE YOU FLIP TABLES

Yesterday was the perfect example of a bad day for me. It was one of those days where nothing just seems to work, you forget everything, you lose stuff, everything goes out of hand, and just as you thought the day couldn’t possibly get worse, something else comes up. Let’s not go into details, suffice it to say the day was just horrendous.

I did, however try my best to stay positive. Told my friend Jaido who was with me that day everything that happened since morning. After hearing me rant about my miserable Sunday, she suddenly lit up- which definitely was a strange reflex. Uhm, hello, why are you happy over my suffering? Her answer was life-changing. She answered, “because your suffering means better things are coming!!!”

That positivity was so admirable MashaAllah. Her words instantly made me feel better. It was somewhat magical because I could have sworn I felt like trash two seconds before. The amount of faith she has for God is so profound. Another lesson I learnt that day was, sometimes we focus too much on the problem, we become somewhat blind towards the blessings existing concurrently. Allah says in the Quran, with hardship comes ease. WITH and not AFTER. SubhanAllah, Jaido was definitely a blessing. She was simply heaven-sent. I’m so fortunate to have such optimistic friends who knows just the right things to say when I’m at my lowest.

When He removes something in your possession it is only in order to empty your hands for an even greater gift. - Ibn Qayyim

So if you’re having one of those days, remember, BETTER THINGS ARE COMING!

*cues “Jason Mraz - Life is Wonderful” in the background*

Love, light and laughter,
Aisyah Shakirah


(Shots taken that very day at Masjid Wilayah by @atiq259 on instagram)

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listen…shepard will always been my no1 video game love but honestly I ADORED andromeda and my smol anxious precious space daughter ryder???? she’s a sassy hot mess who’s just frantically making this shit up as she goes along but she’s also so pure and genuine and enthusiastic in a way we never got with poor exhausted war vet shep. I was really excited to try out the CC but ended up sticking with cutie pie default sara because after seeing her in the trailer I was really weirded out hearing her voice come from someone else’s face (if that makes sense…)

I actually finished the game over a week ago but with all the crazy of moving house I’ve only just got around to scribbling some ryder stuff and trying to get to grips with drawing her. notes under the cut…

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Today a student asked if I had an iPhone charger, and I held up my frayed, shitty one that I keep in my classroom as a back up for my own phone. It only works about half the time so I just told her that it doesn’t work, sorry.

Without missing a beat, another student looked at my frayed, shitty iPhone charger and said, “Teacher salary be like” and I fucking lost it.

Well played, kid.

i don’t go into the tags so idk if this has already been said, but i genuinely hate imogen for that “we all know about your temper, lucian” line. like, my-hands-are-shaking, my-blood-is-boiling kind of hate.

luke is black. wherever he goes, people will see him as dangerous. he has to carefully police his actions so as to not seem too angry, and this is because his safety depends on others’ comfort. his being a werewolf doubles that stigma, since phasing is triggered by strong emotions.

even if it were true that luke has trouble controlling his temper (which he doesn’t, imogen is just a fucking racist) he has every right to be angry. he’s a black cop in new york, so he’s both at risk for police brutality and at risk for being harmed by his coworkers if he speaks up against them. he’s a werewolf, and the clave has just announced that they’re willing to inject him and his people with GPS trackers against their will so that they’ll be able to hunt them like dogs.

just let him be angry. don’t use stereotypes to hold his emotions against him. he has to put up with a lot of bullshit from those goddamn shadowhunters, and they should be grateful that he’s still so pleasant. i sure as hell wouldn’t be.

....so, about that kiss ... is it a result of the andre talk? or is it a possible rewrite from the comics?

possible spoilers, you’ve been warned: 

so, we’ve all been supremely blessed with the latest promo from the walking dead featuring richonne in a very intimate kissing scene, as well as speculation of lots of sexy times in episode 7x12. this particular intimate moment got me wondering what what led up to this scene. 

i’ve already written a loose theory on this before, that it may be when michonne tells rick about andre - now, i’m wondering if it could also possibly be a rewrite from the comics for the “i love you” reveal.

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imagineaominesdeltoids  asked:

hiii. just wanted to say that i love your blog, your headcanons in particular. they always give me that itch to sit down and write out what i gotta get down soooooo i decided to drop some in ya ask box lol. can i get some random headcanons on how GOM would be with their female best friend?? hope that's not too general.

THANK YOU SO MUCH i did not know i am a source of writing inspiration /cries/ nope! not too general and i kinda like this idea :) 

Akashi: 

  • Originally, many thought Akashi was dating his female best friend because of his gentlemanly qualities - always opening doors for her, giving her his jacket when she’s cold, pulling out chairs, etc. but that’s just what he does for the women in his life.
    • Admires his best friend’s ambition and strength, and he learns a lot from her. 
  • They bond over intellectual topics and deep talks and he treats her as an equal.
    • Headcanon that Akashi is not as traditional as his other male counterparts in the Akashi patriarchy LOL. 
  • She is always his +1 to events until he has a significant other.
  • THEY GIVE EACH OTHER FASHION ADVICE?? Like, sometimes Akashi wears something really weird (like a fur coat) and she’s like “Sei, can you wear something less extra” 
    • He calls her late night to ask her for girl advice lmao
    • Also she’s one of the few people who can calm an angry Akashi down l0l 

Aomine: (LOL BEST FRIEND IS BASICALLY MOMOI) 

  • Acts like his best friend’s slave, complains a lot, rolls his eyes and gives infinite sass but would fall apart without her.
  • He asks her a lot of questions about girls and learns a lot how to care for another human being through her.
    • SIDE NOTE: Aomine is, I believe, less selfish and more human because of Momoi. He realizes he says a lot of harsh, blunt things and softens his edges when he’s around her. 
  • He enjoys going out to eat with her post-game and always revels in his glory, and she kind of sits there, feeding in his confidence LOL.
    • She makes him pay for the food though and just sits there munching as Aomine goes, “did you see my AMAZING block??” 
  • Aomine’s best friend basically keeps him from failing in school and is his number one wingwoman because daiki actually sUCKS at talking to girls, despite his perceived exterior. 
  • He gives her one armed hugs ALL the time and lazily calls her “Baka” 
    • PS: im a huge aomomo shipper so i think aomine gets with his female best friend sooner or later

Midorima: 

  • Rants and talks about astrology and philosophy all day every day to them.
    • Cute headcanon: they share astrology memes and exchanges lucky items. 
    • Midorima made her believe, or follow Oha Asa a lot more and find more happiness through spirituality.
  • Sometimes, they go for days or weeks without talking but then Midorima would propose a study session together and they’d sit in silence and study until one breaks the silence and talk about what’s on their minds.
    • She always talks to him about her boy troubles and Midorima just nods, unable to give any damn advice because he is socially incompetent. 
  • She reminds Midorima that he’s too hard on himself and always sends little texts encouraging him to take care of his health, especially when he’s sick.
    • CUTE HEADCANON: they go to medical school together and live together platonically in the same apartment. 
    • they’re close enough to share books, and midorima, being a serious person does not take this lightly. 
  • one night when she’s really upset, midorima drives to her house, picks her up and takes her stargazing as she vents to him and he nods quietly. 

Murasakibara: 

  • Headcanon they are food buddies!! except she’s a pastry chef and enjoys baking and always needs someone to taste the food.
    • Mura is always like, “____-chin, they’re all so good - i can’t tell you which one’s better!!” 
  • Mura gives her creative ideas on what new foods or recipes to come up with and CUTE HEADCANON they become co-business owners to a bakery/sweet shop. 
  • Mura carries her on his back whenever they go traveling because she’s lazy to walk and all she has to do is feed him food to keep him going (he’s like a car!!!) 
    • Mura asks her for girl advice and she just claims that he’s a lost cause but is secretly a great wing woman when he really needs it.  
  • His best friend brAIDS his hair or ties it up for him when it gets super long and in his face because he keeps complaining about it and she’s tired of hearing about it. 

Kise:

  • Like Akashi, a lot of people thought they were dating but Kise sees her as a little sister.
    • fun headcanon!! she is a photographer friend who started off kise’s modeling career by doing his headshots and simple poses.
      • Kise loves doing all types of photoshoots with her and they always go traveling or on adventures to shoot. 
    • another fun headcanon!! they start a youtube channel together to document all their fun experiences.
  • Very adventurous pair of friends who don’t mind attention - both sUPER sociable. they go to bars together and are the life of the party honestly. 
    • When they’re drunk they sing karaoke pieces together LOL 
  • She teaches Kise how to do natural makeup so when he’s having a bad skin day he can cover it up or like…wing his eyeliner when he wants to sometimes??
    • kise paints her nails for her when they’re bored? 

Kuroko:

  • his best friend is his quiet partner-in-crime
    • they’re basically super similar in everything except she gets a lot of people’s attention because she’s cute and adorable and small while kuroko tends to become her shadow (poor kuroko) 
    • she hates milkshakes but she flirts with the workers at maji burger so she can get a free one and gives it to kuroko!! 
  • they trade books and goes on walks with nigou to talk about books
    • headcanon that they are in multiple fandoms but they disagree on who they ship and so they always argue over that LOL 
  • Nigou really likes his best friend (sometimes more than kuroko) and they playfully argue on who nigou likes best. 
  • his best friend always goes to support his games and they both make fun of kagami-kun together like an evil duo 

Look. I don’t expect a week or a day paid leave every month because we get periods. I don’t expect more free sick days or longer​ weekends, or more pay for every hour we work to make up for the hours we can’t.

What I do expect, of both non-period people and people with lighter periods, is some respect and acceptance.

When I’m crying in bed passing out whenever I get up due to excessive blood loss and cramps that make me throw up with pain, I don’t want a “oh boo hoo, suck it up” or a “well MY period never stops me from working”. I want a “that sucks” or “I understand” or even “we can’t give you any more sick days, but I understand you really can’t help this”. A little understanding and realising that someone else might actually be bothered by their periods goes a really really long way.

That’s all, thanks.

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“Paris is good. Nice call, Monsieur.”

“De nada, muchacha.”

Thank you for 100 follows! Needless to say, I miss these two real bad and I have for around six years. DC writers are pretty sadistic ya know that? Then again, I guess I might be too.

Because who has time or money to read almost 30 years of relationship development…

Under the cut: Look Over Your Shoulder, a monologue recap Fanfic: Fluff/Humor/Angst. DC Rebirth. Wally’s POV. Warning: Mention of the grief typically associated with Alzheimer’s. Also I cried while writing this. Story set to this song.

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anonymous asked:

Rfa+Saeran defending MC when people make dumb blonde jokes about her please? Thanks 😘

hey love! sorry this took a while, but thank you for being patient with me(´∀`) hope you like it!💛


zen

  • listen , zen would get so pissed
  • he’s been judged by his appearance as well
  • and he will Not Stand any of that for mc
  • “excuse me?” he says, glaring at the person
  • “what are you, 12? there’s literally no one else who makes stupid jokes like that besides you. and basing it on such a stupid thing like hair color?”
  • mc please stop him, he’s gonna go on for at least an hour 
  • at the end of all that, the person did learn their lesson
  • they felt so bad, zen made them apologize 
  • takes mc by the hand and leads them away from the person
  • kisses their hand and pulls mc into a quick hug 
  • “I’m sorry, my love. they were stupid to make a joke like that. and whether it had a huge effect on you or not, you appearance does not define anything like that. I think you look adorable. You’re also much smarter than me.”
  • they’re still in public smh
  • “and if anyone decides to make one of those jokes again, I won’t be as easy on them”
  • rip the next person who decides to make that joke tbh 

yoosung

  • he’s offended too what heck
  • yeah, he dyed his hair blonde, but??? what??
  • oh my gosh yoosung is so ready for this omg l is ten this just popped in my head
  • but he walks up to the person and just goes, “really? ‘dumb blonde’, huh?” 
  • he smirks
  • “well this ‘dumb blonde’ was the fastest to get their veterinarian license and open a hospital”
  • “that ‘dumb blonde’,” referring to mc, “has connections to the most powerful companies and people around the world. they have the power to bring them all together”
  • and he just keeps listing off things that the both of them have done/can do while saying ‘dumb blonde’
  • they don’t know yoosung isn’t a natural blonde and they don’t need to
  • the person is so taken aback
  • he ends it with, “and what do you have? an associate’s degree and a part time job? try again.”
  • …that’s what i want right now but wow get ‘em, yoosung

jaehee

  • mc made an honest mistake
  • what? a coffee shop is hard to handle 
  • jaehee has made the same mistake before
  • but the person who was ordering made a dumb blonde joke
  • oh not in jaehee’s house, honey.
  • she’s there in a flash
  • asks the person some questions, randomly
  • the person asks why, of course, but jaehee does not stop
  • so they end up having to answer
  • “wrong.” jaehee says, after pretty much every one of them
  • she turns to mc and asks the same questions
  • mc gets them all right
  • jaehee turns to the customer again, “say ‘dumb blonde’ again.”
  • they leave a huge tip for mc 

jumin

  • why would someone say that to jumin han’s spouse?? are you looking to die
  • “that was supposed to be a joke?” 
  • mc is literally side eyeing him to make sure he’s ok
  • “i don’t see how something so derogatory is supposed to be taken as a joke. especially to something as nonsensical as hair colors?”
  • this kid probably dyes his hair blonde the next day omg
  • “see? hair color doesn’t affect intelligence at all.”
  • everyone in the office is confused
  • some take pictures lolol
  • mc couldn’t do anything to stop it, they’re lowkey embarrassed about it
  • kisses mc’s cheek
  • “obviously something so ridiculous as hair color does not define anything about you other than hair color, but i wanted to doubly prove it to you.”
  • now mc is highkey embarrassed
  • why is he so extra

707 / luciel / saeyoung 

  • saeyoung has the damn nerve to laugh at first
  • mc feels betrayed omg
  • don’t worry mc, he’s got your back, i promise
  • it’s a short laugh, and he smirks right after that 
  • and mc knows that smirk
  • they feel better, because that smirk is saeyoung’s ‘you dun messed up’ smirk
  • “dumb blonde jokes, really?” saeyoung says, raising an eyebrow at the person who made the jokes 
  • he stuffs his hands in his pockets, “and I thought we were past that stage in life. wow, someone needs to catch up with the rest of the world”
  • saeyoung starts walking over to the person. “hair color? to define a person’s intelligence?”
  • he eyes them, looking from head to toe. “I usually judge people on intelligence by what comes out of their mouths. and what you said fits into my idiot category. especially in regards to common sense.” 
  • he pushes a finger to their chest. “if you want to insult someone, at least try harder. just looking at you I can find about 10 things I could point out, not to mention your stupidity from that one sentence alone, but i don’t have that kind of time.”
  • saeyoung walks back to mc and wraps an arm around them, leading them away
  • he turns around, however, “one of those things is that thing between your teeth, so…” 

saeran

  • he finds it so stupid 
  • what the hell does hair color have to do with anything?
  • like, at all?
  • and he asks that to the person, too
  • “i don’t see how the color of your hair relates to intelligence..”
  • the person goes one step farther. “well because you’re a soulless redhead”
  • rip that person tbh
  • “oh and now i’m soulless because my hair is red?”
  • mc puts a hand on his shoulder because he might actually scare them too much
  • “if you knew half of what we went through, you would never say those stupid things again. but i don’t know if i could simplify it enough for you because, unlike your hair color, you’re just a dumbass.”
  • he doesn’t waste anymore time and just take’s mc by the hand and leads them away
  • he does rant about it for the rest of the day, though
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Originally posted by castello-branco

Kurt Wagner x Reader

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Author: Morgan

Prompt: Kurt always telling the reader how much he loves her in German then lying about what he said until one day Hank gives her a translator earpiece that Kurt doesn’t know about and oops I accidently gushed over you and confessed my undying love for you.

Note: Awwwwwwwwww!

“(Y/N), I hope you don’t mind me asking, but why exactly do you need a translator?” Hank asked, handing you the metal earpiece.

“Oh, it’s just for…things…” you told him. “Sometimes Kurt goes on German rants, and I don’t always catch all of it.”

“Ah. Well. Good luck with that,” he waved as you left the lab. You paused, pushing the piece into your ear and hiding it behind your hair. Now you were ready to figure out what the hell Kurt was saying.

***

“Hey blue, what’cha doing?” You asked walking into the living room. Kurt was spread out on the couch, a book of German fairytales in his hands.

“Reading,” he replied, smiling at you.

“Wanna read to me?” you asked him. He nodded eagerly, setting down his cup of tea. You walked over to the couch and laid on top of him. The first time you had done this, he had freaked out, but now he was accustomed to your presence, your warmth. He used his tail to gently stroke your hair while his hands held the book.

“Is German all right?” he asked. You nodded. “Okay.” Kurt cleared his throat. You reached up and tapped the button on the translator.

Once upon a time, zhere vas a little blue circus freak. He traveled from city to city vizh zhe circus, never quite finding a place he belonged. He began to feel like he belonged novhere. But one day, zhe little circus freak found a place to call home. It vas a great big mansion, full of people just like him. Zhese people didn’t make fun of him. Zhey didn’t…treat him like a freak. Zhey treated him like he belonged.” You sighed as Kurt told the story. He continued.

Vhile zhe little blue circus freak vas at zhe mansion, he met zhe most beautiful girl he had ever seen. And vhile he vas somevhat embarrassed by his appearance, she looked at him as zhough nozhing vas wrong vizh him. She made him feel…alive. She had zhe stars in her eyes, and every time she looked at him, touched him, he felt as zhough he might melt into a little blue puddle. And zhough he loved her vizh all of his heart, she vould never know. He couldn’t vork up zhe courage to tell her in a language she understood.” He paused. “The end,”

“That was a nice story,” you smiled softly. “But I think it has a happy ending,”

“Vhat do you-”

“I love you too, Kurt.” You stroked his cheek, tracing his scars gently. His amber eyes went wide.

“You speak German?” he asked, startled to say the least.

“No, but Hank loaned me a translator,” You pulled it out of your ear to show it to him.

“So you heard everyzhing?”

“I did,” you brushed tufts of blue and black hair out of his face. You decided to be bold and go for it, leaning forward to kiss his soft lips. His hands gingerly held your waist and he nervously kissed you back. When you pulled apart, he looked at you nervously. You could feel him shaking beneath you.

“You okay?” you checked. He nodded, gulping.

“Zhat vas my first kiss,” he confessed nervously.

“Was it everything you imagined?” You asked.

“Better,” he replied, smiling. “C-could I…vould you mind if I kissed you again?”

“Not at all,”

hamilton + sick day headcanons

so instead of writing my valentine’s day fic, i am writing more headcanons aha whoops

alex:

  • he literally goes into panic mode
  • and not panic as in, oh shit what do i do mode, but more like, i have to do everything for you mode
  • you always tell him he’s doing too much
  • as you know, he’s just casually feeding you spoonfuls of soup he made for you
  • but he never listens
  • seriously he will drop everything for you
  • and if somebody so much as texts him, he will rant that his lover is sick and everything is irrelevant until you’re healthy again

john:

  • he is so sweet when it comes to taking care of you
  • he pops in your favorite movies and cuddles with you
  • he always tries to kiss you and you scold him because he’ll get sick too
  • but he finds a way any way
  • you end up taking care of him later that week when he gets sick

lafayette:

  • laf also goes into panic mode
  • not in the alex mode, no in the complete opposite
  • he’s just rapidly cursing in french as he runs around your apartment finding medicine and tissues and everything
  • it is quite the sight to see
  • he never rests for a moment
  • all he’s focused on is taking care of you
  • that’s it

mulligan:

  • herc always knows how to take care of you
  • he knows all the correct ways to pamper you and make sure you’re comfy in time of such discomfort
  • he gives you the correct medicine and makes you food 
  • he always brings you to the doctor if necessary
  • he knows you’re sick but he insists on holding your hand the whole time

burr:

  • burr also knows just what to do
  • he’s really calm and collected
  • he’s a bit wary of falling ill though so he’s not as hands on
  • so he apologizes
  • and apologizes again
  • and apologizes more
  • seriously he probably only apologizes for being so distant than anything when you’re sick
  • it’s endearing really

eliza:

  • she’s just so concerned for you
  • and puts flowers in a vase next to your bed
  • she always sings to you or sits and watches movie to distract you from whatever sickness you have
  • she’s not very good at taking care of you but she definitely knows how to make you comfortable
  • so 
  • many
  • forehead kisses
  • lots of affection during your time of need

angelica:

  • she goes into instant mom mode
  • she cooks and checks your temperature and makes you stay in bed and call out sick for work
  • she constantly checks in on you and lays with you to make you feel better
  • her main focus when you’re ill is to make you feel better
  • that’s it
  • everything else doesn’t matter

peggy:

  • much like eliza, she’s really unsure of what to do
  • she knows the basic things she was taught from ang, but really she burns the food and doesn’t take your temp right
  • she ends up ordering food and asking angelica to help
  • she still gives you lots of affection to make you feel better though
  • she just wants you to know she cares

jefferson:

  • he will be so calm though
  • he knows that your sickness won’t last long 
  • or so he hopes
  • he tries to act like he’s perfectly fine and collected but really on the inside he’s like !!!! will my baby be alright !!!!
  • thankfully you never notice the worried looks he gives you or how many times he asks you if you’re okay or need anything throughout the day

madison:

  • always takes you to the doctor’s immediately 
  • seriously if show the tiniest sign of illness, he’ll drive you straight for a check up
  • most of the time it’s a common cold or something
  • he just wants to make sure
  • will do everything for you 
  • you always offer to do things but he won’t allow you 

So this is apparently how deep I’m into Karamel

I had a bio test yesterday… I studied hard and on the day of the test, I was at university doing my last minute revision. It was worth 40% of my final grade & the test screwed me over. I came back home after grabbing myself a cuppa coffee.. sat down in my room, thinking how screwed I am if I don’t nail every other course work.

I had to clear my head so I turned to YouTube. And there was just SO MANY recommended Karamel fan videos & scenes.. all the laughter, fights, caring, bickering and mistakes… after an hour or so… It got me thinking:

-MonEl lost his entire planet but he found a connection to Earth. He survived.

Originally posted by vampirefairyestelle

-Kara felt alone in this planet. She found MonEl, and now she doesn’t need to hold herself back. She’s happy.

Originally posted by karadavers

-MonEl didn’t want to be a hero, but now he wants to help Kara keep the word spinning. Oh, the hero at heart and soul!

Originally posted by sweetaskaramel

-Kara keeps inspiring everyone around her including MonEl. Starting to learn from her mistakes and finding forgiveness.

Originally posted by stiles-lydia

-MonEl sacrificed himself.. his happiness.. and everything he found on earth to keep Kara safe

Originally posted by sweet-karamel

-Kara went back for him because she couldn’t bear losing him forever

Originally posted by artemiskitsune

-They are both happy!

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I can go on and on forever about what I find beautiful in this relationship.

I know what you’re thinking, "how does this relate to this person screwing up the bio test?“. Because I was so close to loosing my mind when I got back home.. but binge watching Kara and MonEl’s relationship made me happy. I was sitting there, smiling & giggling alone in my room instead of a breakdown.

So I just wanted to say… Thank you for everyone out there who keeps making those amazing videos. Thank you for those out there compiling Karamel scenes together. Thank you for investing your time in making all the GIFS and photos and discussing amazing theories. Thank you for bringing a whole bunch of awesome fans that I can have a friendly conversation with. Thank you, supergirl writers for giving me a show that portrays a healthy relationship that has its own fair share of ups and downs. Thank you for the actors who has an amazing chemistry on screen. Just…

THANK YOU! from the bottom of my heart for making my day sweet, just like Karamel. Because how can you not? It is a sweet treat that goes on everything.

Originally posted by sweetaskaramel

i’d like to thank the people that are still friends with me even after i disappear for months at a time only to reappear and spam them with 23 walls of text in 8 minutes

Eff Know-It-Alls

Ok friends hello. I work at a sorta small town rec center (slowly being taken over by the 42 hrs being built like on every street corner but whatevs). I am basically a receptionist, and I take payment/answer the phones/ sell passes, etc. This guy comes up to my desk, and I know he’s a regular. He demands to have his pass refunded. He bought a six month pass. I ask how long he’d been using it. “Like 4 months.” Wtf why didn’t you come to us before if you had a problem. Well I explain to him that only the big boss facility manager can refund passes. And of course, they don’t work weekends which is always when I’m scheduled. So I just refer him to their card. It’s not good enough for him and he goes on a rant about how he’s a regular and I should be able to do something. I CAN’T. I just sell passes, my job is to take the money, I can’t refund it. Eventually I ask him what the issue is. He says that he’d been looking on our website and he thinks he’s being cheated. He said its better for him to pay the like $7 daily fee rather than the $~250 for the six month pass. Well the passes are designed to be cost efficient for people coming most of the week. He’d been coming 5 days a week. It isn’t hard to do the math! He’d save over/almost $500 with the pass! And he wanted to pay the $7 a day which is over $800 if he’s coming 5 days a week! I swear, my job is to make this a painless process. I /want/ to help you save money! I calmly tried to explain this to him but he was hell bent on mansplaining it to me. Ugh. Stupid people. He insisted on mapping it out for me (in the wrong way) that it was cheaper if he just laid the daily fee. No, dude. You know nothing of the force.

TL;DR: idiot regular comes to the gym, decides to *explain* to me how our passes work despite my 2 years working there.

Morgan Rielly - Part Seven

Bit of a shorter post but I love it! So happy you all are liking it so far!

The car ride is short. Too short.

               I realize as Morgan pulls into a parking spot surrounded by several other too nice of cars that I don’t want to leave. I tell myself it’s because the car is so toasty, my seat heater is on high. Who wants to have a cold butt? Not me.

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You know what I hate is when straight people are like “awww, he/she is gay? But they’re so hot :(” ESPECIALLY when it’s about a celebrity or someone you literally were never going to date either way

I saw that on an Ingrid Nilsen video and I was like WHAT THE FUCK BRO

How does someone’s sexuality affect their attractiveness???? I don’t ??? You can appreciate the attractiveness of people regardless of either of ur sexualities? I’m straight but I totally appreciate attractive girls???? And if I think a guy is attractive I’m not gonna be like “omg he’s so hot but he’s gay :(”

I literally had the hugest crush on my gay high school physics teacher like I still have a huge crush on him and I knew full well he was gay and my teacher but that didn’t make him less attractive??? I mean by that logic then ANYONE who isn’t available isn’t attractive or there’s like the caveat of “but they’re so hot :(”

Like I can see where people are coming from to a degree but I wouldn’t be like “oh he has a girlfriend? But he’s so hot :(” more like “oh he has a girlfriend? Damn he’s so attractive”

Idk it seriously grinds my gears when people say stuff like that like there’s a difference between “that person is attractive” and “I want to feasibly date that person” but commenting on their sexuality as a caveat to their appearance makes zero sense

Slightly unrelated but I still don’t understand why straight people get offended if a gay person hits on them

Gay people don’t get offended if a straight person hits on them??? But I guess a straight person hitting on them is some sort of GIFT just like it’s ok and normal for a guy to harass a girl and keep hitting on her when she’s uncomfortable, yet if you tell a gay person that you’re straight I haven’t heard a single case of a gay person doing the same thing and pressuring the straight person or sexually harassing them after that single “no”

But no no you’re so right, it’s disgusting and awful and wrong for a gay person to accidentally hit on a straight person. Because straight people show so much radically more decorum and understanding of consent

I mean good lord JUST BE CHUFFED THAT SOMEONE THINKS UR HOT like I’ve had girls have crushes on me or whatever and just bc I’m not interested in them (just like I’m not interested in plenty of guys too) doesn’t mean I’m like EWWW wtF I don’t Swing That Way ™ I’m just flattered that someone likes me lmao

People are so confusing and make no sense

Anyway I agree that Ingrid is hot and I don’t care what her sexuality is bc the fact of the matter is that she’s attractive ??? Same goes for every single other person I have ever found attractive regardless of gender or sexuality

Besides “hot” is different from “I’ve gotten to know them and I am intellectually and emotionally attracted to them and would like a romantic relationship and it stinks that they aren’t attracted to me/my gender” so there’s that too

Don’t get me started on the even worse “oh he/she is trans? But they’re so hot :(”

People these days amirite

EXO Reacts to: You having a bad day

Summary: You’ve had a terrible day and he knows the perfect way to make you feel better.

Xiumin

Minseok knew you were upset as soon as you entered the door. It hurt him to see you sad, so of course he wants to do anything he can to make you feel better. He wraps his arms around your waist and places gentle kisses on the nape of your neck.

‘You know you can talk to be about anything right? I love you and I’ll do anything for you.’

Originally posted by callmeminseok

Luhan

He’s gonna be so mad at whoever made you cry. You’re his baby, and no one is allowed to hurt you. But before showing how angry he is at the person that upset you, he needs to make sure you feel better.

‘Don’t let them bring you down, okay baby? I hate seeing you cry.’

Originally posted by princekjm

Kris

As soon as you tell him what your boss said to you, he’s gonna be resisting the urge to go to your workplace and kick their ass. However, he doesn’t upon taking in the sadness in your eyes; he knows that you need some comfort right now and he’s the right person to give it to you.

‘Don’t dwell on assholes like them Y/N. You don’t deserve to be spoken to like that.’

Originally posted by ahintofthesea

Suho

He misses your usual bubbly self and wants to help you go back to that. Seeing you sad wasn’t something that he was too familiar with, but even so he tries to return you back to your happy self. Hopefully making you laugh by doing aegyo

‘I love you jagi!’

Originally posted by irpsychotic

Lay

He’s gonna do everything in his power to make you better. Yixing will cook you dinner, buy you chocolate and flowers, he’ll probably get you a dog just to see you happy again. He wants nothing more than to see the love of his life happy again. If nothing else works he’ll just lay with you and make sure you know how much he loves you.

Originally posted by myeoneandonly

Baekhyun

He’s gonna shower you in kisses and cuddles. Literally you’ll just be in each other’s arms for the rest of the day. Of course there will be playful moments, but they just make it even better and you’ll be back to your usual self in no time.

Originally posted by baehkkyun

Chen

Jongdae was so excited for when you came home, but as soon as he saw the sorrowful look on your face his smile immediately fell. He is determined to make sure you’re happy. He does this by doing silly things to make you laugh.’

‘Smile Y/N! It makes my day.’

Originally posted by dayafterdae

Chanyeol

Chanyeol would be salty af. You sit on the couch together, your head on his shoulder, as he goes on a rant about how much better you are than them and how they’re just jealous of you.

‘They’re stupid for saying those things to you jagiya, you’re amazing and you don’t deserve negative people like that in your life.’

Originally posted by drawien

D.O

His main priority right now is to put a smile on your face, even if that means making a fool out of himself. He’ll save the scolding for your ‘friend’ for later.

Originally posted by mongdo

Tao

You bet he’s mad. He’ll stomp right over to whoever ruined your day and tell them straight not to mess with you. Once he’s calmed down he’ll comfort you by hugging you and stroking your head gently.

‘I’ve got your back no matter what Y/N.’

Originally posted by pockysooo

Kai

This sweetheart is already all over you, repeatedly asking what’s wrong. You can barely explain as your face is smothered by his chest. He’ll calm down and listen after a while, he just got worked up because of course he doesn’t like seeing you upset or angry. Jongin will listen to every word you say, making sure to give you supportive words.

‘Aw jagiya I’m so sorry that happened. You’ll feel better soon, don’t worry I’ve got you.’

Originally posted by k-pop-crazy

Sehun

You’re down? Then he’s down too. He’ll hold you in his arms pouting along with you as you tell him what happened. He’ll reassure you that he’s there for you and that you can get through it together.

Originally posted by wooyoung

anonymous asked:

Yooo, could I request bakugo, midoriya, and kirishima(don't know if I spelt that right) where their s/o has really long bone straight hair, but one day they get caught in a storm with out an umbrella and all of the sudden, boom. Uncontrollable curls. And their s/o just goes on a rant about how long it takes to do their hair. (So did not have this happen to me today). Just a mini scenario please!!!! You don't have to do this if you don't want to either. But have a nice day/night!!

omg i dealt with this when my hair was longer!! i feel for you sis

bakugou katsuki

Originally posted by yurrikatsuki

He tried not to laugh, he swears but when he saw your hair suddenly poof up into a mess of curls, he couldn’t help but laugh at the expression on their face.

“You should have fucking tied your hair up at least.” He said between laughs and he could see them glare at him from the corner of his eye.

“Did you straighten this shit?! No!” They said, crossing their arms across their chest with a huff. “Fucking hell.”

midoriya izuku

Originally posted by aishitetsuro

“I’m so sorry! I tried to put my jacket over your head but your hair is so long!” Izuku said with a small frown. Their hair was half straight and half curly and as much as he wanted to laugh, he felt terrible.

“All my hard work… GONE!” They said over dramatically before getting out from under the jacket to let the rest get wet. “Might as well!” Izuku frowned before dropping his own jacket to jump in the rain with them.

kirishima eijirou

Originally posted by raittos

“Well look at what the cat dragged in.” Kirishima said with a smile before seeing the glare they were giving him.

“Shut up Kiri before I kill you.”

“Now you’re just sounding like Bakugou!” He said cheerily, pulling them into a hug. Their body was soaked but he didn’t care. He found it cute that their hair poofed up like that.