there goes her wig


How the fuck is she so pretty???




Harlots: Charlotte Wells [ESFP]

OFFICIAL TYPING by Charity / the Mod

Extroverted Sensing (Se): Charlotte loves nothing more than a good time; she indulges in her sensory pleasures at every turn, and is easily bored when “nothing exciting” is happening in her life. She uses sex for employment, pleasure, and even to punish others for their mistreatment of her. Charlotte has expensive taste and wracks up enormous debts wherever she goes (for fashion, shoes, wigs, and gambling). When her keeper gifts her with a pineapple as a metaphor for his love, she sneers and asks, “Isn’t the customary gift pearls?” She likes to push other people out of their comfort zone and has no trouble adapting to an unfamiliar environment.

Introverted Feeling (Fi): Though her mother presses her to “sign a contract,” and become a “kept mistress” instead of a harlot, Charlotte balks, because to her, it feels like “ownership.” She ultimately leaves the man who pays most of her expenses, after he treats her as “property.” Charlotte has a heart of gold, and is compassionate to other people, and sensitive toward what is “appropriate” (she does not want to attend a party instead of his wife) but she can also be selfish and vindictive.

Extroverted Thinking (Te): She is frank about her feelings, but articulates them through harsh, brutal, and not-funny statements (on the occasions she does not use wit for the same purpose). She tells a room full of people that a man punched her in the stomach and raped her, to “make me behave.” Charlotte often loops and bypasses her true feelings for what is “logical” (she tells her sister to go ahead and sleep with her keeper, and agrees that they should auction off Lucy’s virginity now instead of later, since the brothel needs the funds). When she starts thinking about leaving the man she’s with, she trolls upper society for another man to take her on as a mistress.

Introverted Intuition (Ni): She spends little time thinking about later; that’s boring. She prefers to live in the present, but… there’s probably a reason other than ownership that keeps her from signing that contract. It is too final, too long term, and she may not entirely trust the man she is with. Charlotte sometimes has cutting insights into other people.

the signs as patti lupone things
  • aries: the "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" monologue
  • taurus: when she yelled at the orchestra while accepting her tony for gypsy
  • gemini: mandy patinkin
  • cancer: lincoln center
  • leo: naming her memoir "patti lupone: a memoir" after choosing it from a contest to name the book
  • virgo: probably busting out "the ladies who lunch" at dinner parties
  • libra: her wig from anything goes
  • scorpio: the andrew lloyd webber memorial pool
  • sagittarius: riding a motorcycle and pointing a gun in women on the verge of a nervous breakdown
  • capricorn: any picture of her playing the tuba in sweeney todd
  • aquarius: that time she was on glee
  • pisces: stephen sondheim

anonymous asked:

Actually, I was talking about a London zombie lurch. Unless, of course, her beauty team is pampering her at KP. Along with the rest of the KP staff. And, of course, The Queen will soon be arriving with her tiaras so M can choose which one goes best with her wig and fascinator. :-) (NU)

See now I love you today, you’re back with some snarkiness that’s what’s needed this weekend

thanks NU

anonymous asked:

I would pay top dollar to see her play polo. The horse starts off and her wig goes flying in the wind. #PutYourWigBackonWiggy


Originally posted by briansfancies

Brilliant anon!! Can you picture her wig flying off as she tries to hit the ball!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Have a brilliant day anon and thank you for making my day.😅😅

thanks 👍👍😅😂 

A message to Rachel Dolezal

Rachel Dolezal…. Is in black face
Rachel Dolezal …. Is a lie
Rachel Dolezal …. Is appropriating a race
Rachel Dolezal …. Has signs of self hate
Rachel Dolezal … Is of caucasian descent
Rachel Dolezal …. Is not nor will she ever be black in this life the second or third ….
There is a gas leak in the Washington based NAACP…. I mean she has on a spray tan and a fucking curly wig … Wtf??!?!?
I guess that’s enough to be ‘down’ with the struggle?
Oh but,
when she goes home she gets to take off her curly wig …. And after a few weeks the tanning starts to fade?
She has a twisted reality of being black, because being a person of Africa decent means you physically CANNOT take off your OPPRESSION!!!!
in conclusion fuck:
-her European validated education on African American studies
-Her wigs
-The salon that sprays on her faux melanin….
-Her Box braids
-her use The 'phrase our people’
…. Because she’s not apart of us… She need to go & look for them and for anybody who tries me with her being transracial unfollowed me now….

this is a list of unanswered q’s that i rlly want to know the answers to!!!! i’ve minimized bc i’ve accepted that 4 a lot of q’s i’m just going 2 have to fill in the blanks myself, but these ones i need to know:

1. who buried the field hockey stick ‘that night’ & why

2. who did mel call 'that night’ & why

3. who was mel talking to 'that night’ if not charlotte or ali

4. who does spencer hear scream 'that night’

5. where does ali go when she leaves rosewood 'that night’

6. why did bethany have ali’s anklet on

7. where was melissa in between her seeing ali/spencer fight and finding bethany

8. was sara taken or did she run away, by who/why

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anonymous asked:

I don't think anyone who tans is trying to resemble black people just like nobody who gets lip injections tries to "steal black features". Get over yoursef

You probably don’t think period. The same features that black women have had since the dawn of time are the features that white people have been fascinated with. Have you ever heard of Sarah Baartman? Probably not. She was an African woman kidnapped by whites and turned into a circus act. You know why? Bitch you guessed it, White people were infatuated with her. Later on she was sold into sex slavery and died. They kept her remains in a museum and did scientific research on her to “figure out” why she looked the way she did. Curvy, darkskined, big lipped, etc. Fast forward. Have you ever heard of Amandla Stenburg? She made a video recently about cultural appropriation that opened a lot of people’s eyes to the fact that everything Black people have created for ourselves or we naturally have, whites have adapted for themselves. Or simply stolen and taken credit for. Y'all JUST figured out what cornrows are so now all of a sudden Kendall does it so it’s edgy, new, and accepted. But if I were to go on a job interview with cornrows in I bet you money I wouldn’t get a call back. No one gave a fuck about Kylie before she started imitating black culture and the features of black women. WHAT WHITE GIRL NEEDS ALL THOSE DAMN LACE FRONTS? WHO TOLD HER ABOUT WIGS? Black girls. It goes full circle. White America loves Black culture. From Kylie’s lips and doo doo fake tan and fake ass. Everything we do and everything we have you take. “What would America be like if we loved black people as much as we love black culture?”



The sweet Kikutsuru begin her artist life in the end of June 2002, the date is unknow, on the flower town (hanamachi) of Miyagawacho. Her okaansan of Hanafusa okiya chose Kikumaru for to be her One-san with for geimei Kikutsuru. I would say never enough to what extent I love the geimei… So, Kikutsuru means “chrysanthemum picked by the crane”, nice isn’t?

During her period of maiko she was little known, only for the first two years and after she became suddenly famous in her district. She really good friends with her One-san and the maiko Fukunao (now geiko). Two years after her misedashi she have a sister on her okiya, Kikuyu (retired geiko now). They seems to become  friends very quickly and Kikutsuru  seemed  trying to protect Kikuyu some time. I think she is good okiya sister.

Kikutsuru have her erikae the 25 June 2007. I think she is most beautiful in geiko wearing. Her katsura (wig) goes perfectly on she and her makeup is perfect! Now that she is geiko she is at the peak of her gloire. She dance on great role in Kyo Odori, my favortie Odori by the way. And she seems to be happy on her life!

I just can to be wish a good continuation for her career!

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I’m getting so confused at how many people are defending Alison and stating the liars are “idiots” and “bitches” for turning on her.

Even if Alison is not A, how is she not a horrible person??? I need to know peoples take on this and if I’m missing something here. This is my take on Alison, because this is exactly what has happened on the show.

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steampunkghoul-deactivated20151  asked:

i'm thinking about this au where touka is the president's daughter and haise is her bodyguard, touka is kind of a rebellious person and she doesnt like it when her bodyguard always around her wherever she goes, and she wants to find a way so that haise lost his job but she just cant?? and she slowly becoming closer to him and shes like 'he isnt that bad huh' idkk this is a dumb idea

i like it! ok this made me think of a REALLY CHEESY HEADCANON PLOTLINE though so i hope you’re ready for this gooey monster:

maybe throughout her life, for political reasons, Touka has had to act a certain way, but now she’s fed up with it, she keeps sneaking out at night to try the city nightlife and stuff because she wants to just live like everyone else.

Prez Kirishima gets worried because he has a lot of enemies (in particular the Aogiri Resistance, who have been increasingly violent against members of the Anteiku Party). finally, though, Kirishima-prez says, fine, you can go out more — and Touka is ecstatic but then it turns out she has to be accompanied everywhere by a five-person security team. she can now go to all the late-night parties she likes but only so long as the security team leader chaperones her.

anyway, something is better than nothing. fortunately, being able to go out more seems to really be helping her make not just one but TWO groups of cool and normal friends. even so, Sasaki-san keeps cramping her style with that weird hair of his and by always reading while on duty and when people talk to him he responds with actual literal PUNS, like seriously, isn’t he supposed be silent and intimidating or at the very least undercover or something?

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Alsmiffy dressing up for Halloween as Trottimus, who’s dressing up as Djh3max, who’s dressing up as Alsmiffy.

Xephos dressing up as Honeydew but sports a fetching pair of owl wings made by Lomadia.

Fizone going as the ol’ favourite - two person donkey.

Lalna dressing up as Nano and no one knew how lovely he looked in red and purple.

Nano swamped under one of Lalna’s lab coats but refuses to change out of it. Plus, it goes well with her blonde wig and goggles.

Parvis dumping a bucket of red paint over Strife and claiming it’s so he could go dressed as him. Strife nearly beheads Parv, who steals his sunglasses and goes as him.

Sips grows some handsome facial hair and buys a right fitting pair of dungarees. Sjin goes all out with some grey face paint and a suit worthy of the Canadian dirt CEO.

Oh my God. It’s pretty clear Maya was talking as Riley. She literally says “I liked you since I fell on your lap… We’re two sunshiney people.” Oh yeah, she’s definitely speaking as Maya. She looks at Riley and goes, “it’s like he’s YOUR…” And then she takes off her wig and says “we’re not crashing our ships.” She doesn’t want to tell Riley yet to not hurt her. Or maybe to let her find out for herself. She is not talking about Maya and Lucas being like brother and sister. She’s talking about Riley and Lucas. It’s so clear that at the end Maya hesitated before saying no to Riley. If the conversation was about Maya and Lucas, there would be no reason to not tell Riley.

I’ve been meaning to make this post for ages now, but I had a problem with words and with verbalizing all the messy thoughts that Darren and Rebecca’s performance inspire in my brain. This is not a spoiler free post and it’s entirely formulated based on a bootleg, not a live performance so it’ll be missing the commentary about the experience of seeing this live and filled with thoughts about the story and how both Darren and Rebecca made me think about these two characters.

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