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title: uncle, uncle, uncle
rating: K
pairings/characters: sarada, shisui
summary: sarada and shisui have an unparalled uncle/neice relationship
author’s note: none of you can convince me that this isn’t exactly how sarada and shisui would have been (that is of course, when they’re not teaming up to piss off sasuke)

Sarada takes a deep breath, and for the umpteenth time today, prepares herself to successfully complete the jutsu at hand. The water below her is steaming (so is she) as she weaves the appropriate hand signs and focuses her chakra through the movements. Her eyes snap open, sharingan whirling to a point where she’s almost seeing red.

“Water Style: Water Dragon Jutsu!”

The same thing that happened the last twenty-three times happens again—despite her immaculate chakra control and intense focus, she yields what looks like two wimpy water snakes instead of two fearful water dragons, that mockingly dance around her head for a maximum of twelve seconds before dismembering out of her control into a shower of rain drops, soaking her yet again.

“Dammit,” she hisses, shaking her head, thinking she must look like a wet dog at this point. “Maybe I’m using up too much chakra using my sharingan,” she considers aloud, and gets ready to focus herself again, before another thought dawns on her. “But if I can’t do this with my sharingan what’s the point?”

She drops her arms, cursing her Papa’s genes. She thought about how much easier combining elemental chakra natures and jutsu would be if she were of a water or earth nature by birth. Water and earth are neutral and adaptable; if harnessed correctly, possess healing qualities, as they’re not destructive by nature. But of course, in the tradition of the Uchiha, Sarada had, for better for worse, chakra of a fire nature; which meant that water jutsu was extremely difficult—creating a jutsu that required both fire and water natures seemed near impossible. But, again, in the tradition of the Uchiha, she’d rather slit her own throat than put her pride at risk by giving up before she’d tried every single trick in the book. Twice. 

“You are aware that water jutsu kind of goes against all the chakra you have inside of you, right?” A sarcastic voice questions, startling her. She whirls around, sharingan ablaze, ready to trap whoever was spying on her in a genjutsu they’d never forget.

Instead of finding an enemy, she comes face to face with an all-too-familiar face.

“Mama says it’s not nice to spy on people, Uncle Shisui,” she sighs.

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(This is a joke please don't take it seriously you guys lmao. Everything is greatly exaggerated in this and made to parody certain things. Also since chat posts don't give sources for some reason and I spent a bit too much time on this I'll say it's made by me Hunnidpisanenchilada pfft lol)
  • New Sonic 2017 character: Aw man it's so cool I've befriended the famous hero Sonic the Hedgehog and I get to meet his friends and join them on adventures this'll be so great..!
  • Amy: Hi! Nice to meetcha! I'm Amy Rose and I'll cheer you on and believe in you and support you like no one else can, but if you touch my Sonic I'll fucking cut you, ok? :)
  • Tails: Hello, I'm Miles Prower, but you can call me Tails! I'm Sonic's best buddy and if you try to get between him and I or steal my role in the series like that rich piece of shit, Sora rip-off, Chris Thorndyke tried to, you'll go for a visit to my lab one day and get electrocuted/go missing from an unfortunate lab accident :) btw if Eggman says he's smarter than me he's a liar. I'm the fucking smartest around here,,,ok??? :))
  • Knuckles: I'm Knuckles the Echidna, sole guardian of the Master Emerald. My entire race is dead, I don't know what happened to my parents but I have vague memories of my dad jumping into a wall of fire and killing himself for no reason. Ken Penders took everything from me..!! He took the love of my life and now all I have is this damn rock--! I love that rock like She is my own but because of Her I have to spend my whole life wasting away on this floating rock with no family and only the occasional visits from my asshole friends and occasional participation in Air Board Races to keep me going. I've devolved into a complete joke to this series---!
  • Vector: Hi, I like money! I'd sell my soul for money! :)
  • Charmy: I'm Charmy Bee! BEE BEE BEE BEEE BEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))))
  • Espio: I am Espio the Chameleon, trained ninja assassin from the Naruto Academy of Ninja Assassin Arts. Naruto is a filthy orange casual compared to me. Beware my Ninja Power or die a lonely death! Evil must die!
  • Blaze: Hello. I am Blaze the Cat, princess of the Sol Dimension and protector of the Sol Emeralds. I burn things and because of that I have spent my life in solitude. I now know what it is like to have friends. Friendship is beautiful!! I was killed once.
  • Silver: My name is Silver the Hedgehog! I was born in a barren wasteland, filled with lava and flames. Everything burning--! All alone my entire life with only Blaze to keep me company, and even she may be just a hallucination created from my mind to keep me sane. Every day feels like a repeat of the last one--I fight the god that puts my world in eternal flames, but it returns every time I defeat it!! How do I stop it?! How do I save my world?!? Is it even worth it if I stop Iblis, it seems like everyone in my world is dead besides me and Blaze...
  • Rouge: Ah, so you're the new kid around here is that right, hun? Beware of rule 34.
  • Shadow: I am Shadow, Shadow the Hedgehog. The Ultimate Lifeform. Do you ever question your existence? I am darkness and darkness is me. My life is a black abyss. I blew up the moon and threatened to kill all life on Earth. Silver the Hedgehog has bigger chest fur than me, why? I love Black, the only time I'd ever wear a color other than black is when they invent a darker color,,, the only color that is an exception to this rule is Red because that is the color of blood and reminds me of all the people I have killed. I dye my quills with my own blood and with the blood of people that I have murdered. I was made in a test tube and I'm a alien/hedgehog hybrid created by a human government. I am immortal, ageless and immune to all. Rouge is my best friend but I'm also her only friend besides Omega and she doesn't have any girl friends to hang out with so I am her substitute and she makes me go shopping, have sleepovers and do other various womanly things with her that I do not want to participate in. I love flowers, good interior design, nice smelling cologne, green apple scented shampoo, hot pockets, motorcycles, guns, My Damn 4th Emerald, jewelry, and corpses. My sister is a corpse. Bracelets aren't girly they are manly and fashionable and if you disagree with my opinions I will kill you. My dad is an alien who hates me and my other dad is an 80 year old man who went insane and tried to kill all of humanity, my nephew is Eggman, why are all of my family members villains. I have depression, PTSD and I hallucinate and hear voices. I don't understand why I don't have friends cause I'm the fucking nicest person ever. I'm a fucking disgrace I hate myself but I also love myself because I Am fucking all powerful and perfect and I look great and I have the best taste in style (fuck Rouge) and I Am so much better than that idiot Sonic and I should be main character as I Am the best and most popular Sonic character fuck Sonic if Sonic is so great, then why can't I, Shadow the Hedgehog,,,

anonymous asked:

Oh well, I don't think anyone would mind a Grease AU with the roles reversed. I mean, Aaron did great but technically if I had to cast him for any part in the show I'd go for Sandy for him ;)

Honestly, if I were to write a full Grease AU, neither Enjolras nor Grantaire would step into Sandy/Danny’s shoes. Instead, I’d go with Kenickie for Enjolras and Rizzo for Grantaire, while Marius becomes Danny and Cosette Sandy. 

Bear with me on this, because with some broader changes to structure, I promise it’d make sense – the T-Birds and Pink Ladies are no longer separate groups split by gender (because I mean c’mon), but instead one big group, Les Amis (”We ain’t no gang,” Courfeyrac reassures his latest conquest, leaning against her locker and winking broadly as he adds, “but we ain’t no French club either”). Their Scorpion rivals? Why, nothing more than National Guard ROTC kids from a neighboring school.

Danny!Marius’s acting one way around darling Sandy!Cosette during the summer and a whole different way around his friends at school suddenly makes a lot more sense, especially when, Red and Black-style, he’s mocked mercilessly for it (”Look at me, I’m Pontmercy,” Grantaire croons to general laughter, “I ‘oo’ and ‘ah’ like an opera scene!” Enjolras tries to ignore him, but fails, instead choosing this as an opportune time to lecture them all about the importance of the upcoming race against those National Guard goons).

Their school’s national tv appearance on Do You See the People Dance? goes not at all as planned – Grantaire brings Éponine, who’s still in love with Marius, while Enjolras agrees to let Le Cabuc come as his “date” since he couldn’t get a ticket (”Because he doesn’t even go to this school,” Grantaire complains bitterly to Éponine, who’s not listening to him, watching Marius and Cosette dance. Meanwhile, across the dance floor, Le Cabuc is picking a fight with a kid named Porter and punches him, which makes Enjolras punch Le Cabuc and kick him out of the dance). 

It’s obviously not Rizzo’s possible pregnancy that brings the two together finally, but rather a quiet moment following the eventful car race – the race that Pontmercy wins, not Enjolras, stepping up after Enjolras gets injured and taking his life into his own hands in the process after he thinks that he and Cosette are done. (”Good race,” Grantaire offers, sitting down next to Enjolras, who looks worse for the wear, and not just because of his concussion. When Enjolras just grunts in answer, Grantaire tells him, “You’d have won, too, if you had been driving.” Enjolras glances over at him. “You think?” he asks, a little skeptically, and Grantaire just smiles. “Yeah. I believe in you.”)

And perhaps even more importantly, to address my least favorite part about Grease, Cosette doesn’t need to change everything about herself to officially win Marius (nor does Marius attempt to join a sports team which somehow equates to the same thing??) and (keeping with the original musical’s version where “You’re the One that I Want” doesn’t exist), “We Go Together” ends the whole thing nicely as Les Amis comes together one last time to celebrate their victory over the National Guard and their entire group pairing off together (”Yeah, because nothing really captures the spirit of your eloquence and speech-making skills like ‘shoobop sha wadda wadda’,” Grantaire mutters in an undertone to Enjolras. who just laughs and kisses him.)

That is how I would write a Grease AU. If I were, you know, so inclined.

anonymous asked:

i recently found your fics on ao3 and im actually in love with your writing style and characterization of these space queers. i'd like to hear more about your headcanons and stuff too, i enjoy the little snippets in your fics

Hey, there! Thank you for this. I’m glad you like my writing. But headcanons– ah, man. I don’t know. I’ve noticed more and more it’s hard for me to toss headcanons outside of fanfiction where I kinda stew on the shit. Or if I am tossing headcanons it’s never the fun stuff but ‘here’s the emotional weight between these two characters.’ Pretentious about an 80s anime franchise, duh.

Here’s one I think about a lot:

I live for Keith and Pidge being of the same vein, you know? Like, equally suffering from the Kerberos loss and picking up the pieces in the wake of Shiro. Handling it individually but also looking to one another for mutuality feels good to me. I think it’s important to address different coping mechanisms and how people can learn and grow from that. I’d like to think they lean on one another. After all, they’re literally the duality of Voltron; sword and shield. 

And another:

There’s probably some risk in the Paladins entering alien cultures reminiscent of their home world. Like, finding a planet with a visceral resemblance to humaneness? Holy shit. Especially as early twenty-year-olds? I think I’m just now walking away from my early-twenties puberty where I had some black hole tendencies because I’d rather get lost in muck than focus on my goals, jobs, aspirations, etc. Talent, smarts, drive aside, it’s so easy to fight for escapism, and the entire daunting concept of Voltron is fucking oppressive (depressive? both? both), I’m sure. Give them an inch and I think one or two of the Paladins could fall through the cracks for a while aka let’s add more stress to Shiro’s job.

Small things:

- Genocidal dictator aside, Galran people are probably ridiculously ‘human.’ Blood Thirstiness of a Level Three being my prime example. Probably has a partner and kids. Probably changed a diaper and likes beer. Probably took the job for the benefits or whatever.

- Lance is going to grow to respect Keith’s sense of direction. This was definitely alluded to with the maze segment in their training. I have tons of faith in Lance’s ability to grow. Being able to take orders from Keith will cleave that growth open and probably bring out the Blue Lion’s ‘faith’ factor. 

- Hunk and Lance being faith and heart and also the legs is my favorite thing because what’s the point of a fight if you don’t know what you stand for?

- Shiro slept in late before Kerberos. Keith was an early riser and probably brought him coffee and breakfast burritos in the lounge. They talked before Keith’s physics class, and Keith restlessly watched the clock the whole time, not wanting the time to end.

- The fandom doesn’t see it this way (and I write them to pander toward that), but I think Keith is the more ‘masculine’ presence between he and Shiro. If Keith and Shiro got into a serious screaming match? Shiro’s voice would choke up first and Keith would be the one to walk away. Post-Kerberos, this dynamic would probably change a little and fuck up Keith’s view of them.

- Keith laughs and smiles a lot, and if he does like My Chemical Romance (groans typing this), then it’s for the horror movie references, queer themes, frustration with identity as an outsider, commentary on universal grief and not his brooding disposition. Keith is smart and introspective, clearly interested in survival and finding purpose. Give me that dialogue, y’all. Emo Keith is tacky, tired and uh– tacky, yeah. 

- The Paladins miss their cellphones.

- They probably sing a lot on Castle Lion to make up for not having music, too.

- Odds are? After being a part of Voltron for like 5-8 years? Their entire standards for social norms would change. Polyamory is so fucking likely I can’t believe no one wants to discuss how unconventional the adult Paladin dynamics would be. Too close. They’d be too close, for sure.

That’s all I’ve got– hope that satisfied some cravings or whatever, and again, thanks for reading my fic.