Lostcauses Fic: Chrome
This is for @flecksofpoppy who pointed out that while there’s plenty of fan art of those leggings, they really deserve some fic. Also for @fullmetallizard and anyone else who has grown to love Levi Ackerman’s fabulous fashion disaster.
“You’re not going out wearing that!”
Levi gapes at his flatmate aghast.
“Wearing what?” Petra’s looks down at herself, nose scrunching into a little frown.
“That!” Levi waves his hand vaguely in his friend’s direction.
“You mean these?” Petra peers at her shiny silver leggings, frown turning into something a bit more apprehensive. “Why? Do they make my ass look big?” She cranes her head over her shoulder in an unsuccessful attempt to see her petite bottom.
“What the fuck? You’ve barely got an ass!”
“What’s wrong then?”
“Looks like something a twelve year old girl would wear.”
“No it doesn’t!” Petra huffs. “I’ll have you know this jacket came from a chi chi little boutique in the West End and the leggings are from a really cool Japanese outlet online.”
“I don’t care where they’re from,” Levi snorts dismissively, “I’m not going out with you looking like that.”
“And who made you the fashion police all of a sudden?” Petra pouts, sticking her chin out defiantly.
“Just jealous more like.” Petra sniffs haughtily.