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Istus: I’m not even talking about this town, Taako, I’m talking about all of it! The world, the plane, the planar system, reality, all of it! I certainly have godly powers, I don’t like to brag, but I’ve never known anything like the three of you. And I don’t know why that is but I’m intrigued. Because whether you realize it or not, you’ve been serving as my agents for longer than you could ever remember.


Istus: Almost your entire lives, the three of you have been preventing things that go against the designs of fate from happening, stopping powers that would reshape reality from being used by people who shouldn’t be using them.

  • <p> <b>Robert:</b> Nice hands<p/><b>Robert:</b> I bet they would look even better wrapped around my-<p/><b>Joseph:</b> BIBLE!!!! WRAPPED AROUND HIS BIBLE!!!! PRAISE JESUS THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!!!!<p/></p>

LUCRETIA

Lucretia didn’t intend to spend as much time as she did away from you, saving the world. She could not live with the cost of what the seven of you did to the world below. She could not sit idly by as the world killed itself pursuing the weapons you created. But she couldn’t go against the will of her friends to fix it; and so that will had to be altered. Moreover, she couldn’t handle what the destruction you caused was doing to you. She couldn’t bear your sorrow, your pain, your guilt; how it made you… miserable, and calloused, and shut off from the world. That anguish, it could be altered too. Before her work could begin, she had to make sure her friends — her family — were safe and happy.

The Bureau thrived. She installed a series of checks and balances among its members, hoping it would counteract the temptation built into these relics. But it wasn’t enough. Without fail, her Reclaimers were lost to the thrall of the grand relics, one by one. And Lucretia was tormented by these failures, by how long this was taking, by how distant she felt from her friends. Few people who have lived have ever experienced such loneliness.

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  • Gryffindor: *walks into room* Good morning everyone!
  • Hufflepuff: Good morning.
  • Ravenclaw: Good morning.
  • Gryffindor: You sound like robots! 'Good morning, good morning.' Come on spice it up a bit!
  • Slytherin: *walks in* HEY MOTHERFUCKERS!