Dear Ms Willhelmsen,
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong but we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we are.
What do you care?
You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, with the most convenient definitions.
You see us as a homo, a slut, a basket case, a princess, and a terrorist. Correct?
That’s the way we saw each other at 7 o’clock this morning. We were brainwashed.