there are far too many tags here

Interruptions by a Clown

So this is terrible but I like it.

Here is the summary~~

Jon and Damian have been happily dating for a couple months now.

There is only one problem.

The fucking Joker

Tagging @fishfingersandjellybabies cause I’ve tagged her in the other two and I think she might want to know what’s in store for our two dorks next.

Enjoy~~


Joker escaped.

Again.

Honestly Damian is wondering if he should just decapitate the man. He has killed far too many, murdered Todd, and now-

Now he is interrupting Damian’s dates with Jon.

Damian likes his dates with Jon.

This is is the fifth time in the last two months, and Damian is sick of it.

Damian wants, badly, to simply take his sword and stab him in chest, purposely missing vital organs and watching bleed out because he is so frustrated.

Its like the Joker has some kind of objection of Damian’s relationship.

Damian thinks that Joker should mind his own damn business and leave his love life alone.

Alas, Damian was called out from his lovely movie date with Jon, and while Jon understood-he himself had been called out once and he is a superhero, a fact of which Damian is eternally grateful for because he doesn’t have to explain his actions-Damian is mad as hell .

His Beloved has been looking forward to that movie for months and Damian got them first viewings and Jon was so excited for this, and Damian was too.

(They both share a appreciation for heart warming animals films.)

That, and Damian is so fucking tired of seeing that sad little smile Jon gives him when he must leave.

This is, Damian reflects as he pulls on his boots, a perfect opportunity to show Joker exactly why he should stop interrupting his dates.

(Tim shivers from his position on a rooftop, a sinking feeling in his stomach that says the Demon Brat is Up To Something and Tim is immediately looking around for the little hellion he calls a brother to lunge from the shadows and attack.

Tim may be paranoid and sleep-deprived.)


Damian finds the Joker easily enough, and Lady Luck-Damian has to stop and roll his eyes; clearly he has been spending too much time with Grayson-is on Damian’s side today, as an Father is across the city.

Perfect.

Damian grins darkly from the rafters, a flash of white in the shadows, before he leaps down on Jokers back, green covered feet connecting with a truly horrid shade of purple.

Why is it,” Damian hisses as he hangs Joker from his ankles over Gotham Bay, “That you always break out of prison on the days I have my dates with Superboy, Joker.”

Joker breaks out into giggles, his laughter echoing in the abandoned ship yard. “Oh, Bird Boy, for no reason.”

“Forgive me for not believing you.”

Damian wants to kill this man so badly.

It is not a unwelcome feeling.

Joker breaks into a even wider grin. “You got me there!”

Damian throws a batarang at his head; it lands a mere centimeter from his ear. “ Tell me .”

Joker sighs dramatically, swinging back and forth in his chains. “ Well , you see…”

“Oh for fucks sake.” Damian snaps, pulling the Joker closer, his whited out eyes glaring harshly. “Just tell me so that I can beat the shit out of you so I can go back to my date.”

“It’s because he didn’t ask me permission!”

Damian stops. He closes his eyes, clicks his tongue once, twice, and opens them again.

“You do realize that I kissed him first, don’t you?” Damian says slowly, as though he’s speaking to a toddler.

Joker gasps, as though this news is scandalous. “ What? You? But why didn’t you ask me if you could date?” He sounds bewildered and Damian just wants him to shut up so he could go cuddle with jon.

“That’s it, you’re grounded!”

The sentence draws Damian from his day dreams of curling into Jon’s side with a book and Jon reading aloud the words with silly accents, and he stares at the psychopath hanging in front of him. “… What .”

“You’re grounded! You’re not allowed to date yet!” Joker cries, tears falling to the water below.

“…No. Leave us be.”

Damian drops the Joker into the sea still restrained.

Joker will survive. He’s survived worse.

Still, Damian can’t help but hope that he won’t.

(He ends up missing the rest of the movie and he makes it up by custom ordering Jon a silver necklace that has a shard of a sapphire crystal attached to the end.

Authentic, of course.

“Matches your eyes.” He tells Jon seriously as he slips it over his Beloved’s head. “There’s no other like it.”

Jon simply laughs and gives him a kiss, telling him that he loves it.

Damian is happy because he made Jon happy.)

(Dick is taking pictures, Tim is slightly green, and Jason is complaining about how disgustingly cute they are from behind the corner.

Alfred and Bruce stand off to the side; Alfred is smiling and Bruce is stiff.

Damian is distracted by Jon being Jon and so doesn’t notice then.)


This keeps on until Jon is tired of it and he tags along.

(“ Leave us alone for God’s dake. I want to be able to finish reading a book with my boyfriend. ”)

Joker eventually gets the message.

Sure, it had to be done with some laser eyes and swords, and Kryptonian strength, but it was done.

Thankfully, as both Jon and Damian were getting rather irritable.

Nothing good comes from that.

Ever.

(Bruce and Clark did try to stop the duo from seeing each other as a punishment.

Once.

Clark lasted a day of sulking, complaining, and smartass replies before giving in.

Bruce lived with a pouty, huffy, extra aggressive, destroyer of Batman gadgets, and snarky Damian for three days before surrendering.

Neither parents has tried to do such a action again.

It’s just not worth it.)

Somehow, someway, the Jon and Damian manage to be most adorable pair inside and outside of costume.

There are fanfictions about them.

There are offers for interviews just so that shows have the preteen couple so that their ratings will go up.

(The media goes crazy when they saw the new necklace.

Is is promise ring? Is it symbolic?

Is it a show of of love from the youngest Wayne?)

Damian and Jon are both blissfully unaware of these events and continue to be the delightful dating pair they are.

The Joker may not like not, nor Bruce and Tim, and the jealous girls at the two’s schools hate it, but nobody can deny it.


Jon and Damian, Superboy and Robin, make the most darling couple ever.

~Marionette~

“I wanna be in your control…so unmerciful…you can twist me and turn me. Just don’t let me go.”


Rated: M!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT M!!!!!!

Words: Far too many (12,724)

Warnings: Master/Pet dynamic kinda, language, smut, bondage, choking, seriously I am disgusted with myself, Mrs. Weasley would send me a Howler for this


A/N: ITS FINALLY HEEEERRREEE!!! I’m super proud of this, okay. It’s my first smut, so don’t judge me too harshly XD. Tagging @25daysofchrismuts bc yas. Also @screamersdontdance and @actualamyautopsy bc they’re thirsty hoes, like myself. AND @hardcorewwetrash BC YOU HAVE WAITED LONG ENOUGH GIRL. Anyway. Enjoy yourselves, bitches. ROUGH LUNATIC SEXY TIMES, JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAAS. Hope nobody minds that there’s no Christmas references in here…I tried. 

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A long distance relationship doesn’t have to be draining. It can be motivating, inspiring, incredibly romantic and still feel as meaningful as any other relationship. It can be filled with adventure and be a lot of fun (even without traveling).

I see far too much negativity on the ldr tag and it makes me really sad to see so many couples suffering. You guys need to remember why exactly this relationship is worth the extra effort, and if you can’t find enough reasons then maybe this relationship isn’t meant to be. 

Chin up, LDR fam. We can fight the distance together. We are all here to talk to each other and support each other through difficult times. I doubt any of us assumed a LDR would be easy ^-^;; 

Fight with love and be passionate.

Anyone that is always open to talk to someone in need of advice, please comment on this post. Let’s show how caring the LDR community is.

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anonymous asked:

ah, i wish i had known people like you existed a long time ago. youre my hero. i thought the exact same thing when i saw antis posting that in my favorite ship tag years ago. "they dont care if people are using it to cope" "that argument makes me sicker than anything else they have said or done so far, because theyre using people who have been through this trauma as pawns." i tried to put it into words, but not many agreed. you are a breath of fresh air.

Thank you, anon! I think I’m too bitter and salty and impatient with people by far, in order to be anyone’s hero, but I appreciate the thought all the same. 

And yes, this is something I’ve been pointing out, ever since I realized how far the whole anti thing had spread on here (that moment for me was the launch of TFA. when the anti-Reylo people became so loud and vicious as to spill out entirely out of their tags and be visible all over the site). 

If it helps, I’m certainly not the only person who doesn’t stomach antis or their arguments at all. One thing I’ve noticed is that, no matter how much some of that lot try to paint it as as a split on lines of morality, that’s really not it at all – it’s mostly a split on lines of age. I don’t personally know anyone my age (28 years old) or older who’s fallen for anti rhetoric. Certainly not anyone over thirty and you’ll see these people in fandoms being the most vocally fed-up with what antis demands, even when fandom consensus already puts a large emphasis on tagging, warning, blacklisting, making sure people have the tools and the know-how to make content they don’t like / hate / aren’t interested in vanish etc. 

This, incidentally, is why you often see the argument of ‘gross adults not caring about minors!’ on here. It’s something I’ve thought about for a while, but it’s Voltron, of all things, with the ‘Space Dad’ and ‘Space Mom’ discourse that really made things snap into perspective for me. A lot of antis are very young (we’re talking people as young as fourteen or thirteen) and they seem to have this idea that adults in fannish spaces are supposed to be some sort of Fandom Moms and Fandom Dads, constantly setting aside our own enjoyment of the medium in order to cater to them, in much the same way that a real parent makes sacrifices for the sake of their child. 

My answer to this is simple – I’m no one’s bloody mom and the same goes for a lot of people. I mean, for fuck’s sake, I’m childfree for a reason! And that reason is specifically the fact that I don’t want to sacrifice the things that make living worthwhile for me (vacations to faraway locales, long stretches of time alone with myself, to recharge my batteries, the knowledge that I can get the books and the clothes and the technical doodads I want without jeopardizing the livelihood of anyone else) on top of not having the patience or the stamina to deal with child-rearing. 

If I avoid all of that IRL, why on earth would I put up with it in fandom? Particularly when the fannish consensus when I was growing up was ‘kids don’t belong in adult spaces’, in Tumblr’s case that being adult blogs and adult tags. Of course, as a teenager, like all other teenagers on the web, I consistently lied about my age to get at adult content, but get this – I didn’t then start shouting at the creators, when it was me who was the person who had gone across the boundaries they had set. I kept my mouth shut, so as to not get both them and myself into trouble and cheerfully read all the smut for my OTPs I could find. 

Okay, this is bugging me.

I’ve seen far too many amazing Yu-Gi-Oh Arc-V posts on this website, like beautiful fanart, amazing theories, and incredible dedication to this show and its characters,

yet the posts achieve only a few dozen notes, maybe a little over 100.

I want to see how many Arc-V fans there really are here. I know there has to be more than this. This show can’t be so popular but have such a small fanbase on fandom central ™. SO PLEASE. REBLOG THIS IF YOU ARE A FAN OF YU-GI-OH ARC-V. GET THIS POST A LOT OF NOTES. I WANT TO SEE THAT ARC-V ISN’T AS SMALL AS IT SEEMS!

It’s been far too long my darlings. I figured that I would come off hiatus with a bang and finally finish Plague. You’ve been left on tenterhooks too long. It was surprisingly difficult to write this because I wanted to get it right and just couldn’t figure out how to do it. Hopefully some extra feel-sy music will help - play this during the final scene in Loki’s room to destroy your heart. :D So many people enjoyed this story that I don’t have space to tag them all here so I will do so at the end. In the mean time, enjoy! 

Plague (Part 9)

Part 8

Loki’s eyes fluttered apart and revealed a shadowed ceiling. He didn’t remember falling asleep but his entire memory seemed to have merged. Images of blood and fire stained his eyelids; he daren’t close them again.
“I hope you are feeling rested,” said a warm voice. Shifting slightly, he felt the gentle touch of a sheet covering his body. A pillow comforted his head from beneath, a head that felt irritatingly heavy when he tried to lift it. How long had he been asleep?

“When did I-”
“The journey back.” Thor smiled. “I’m not sure I’ve ever seen you so exhausted – your eyes were wavering for most of the flight, though their focus never shifted. You spent the entire flight by her side.”

“How is she?” Loki asked with sudden fervour. He turned to Thor and saw him, really saw him, in the dim bedside light. Thor’s face was hollow and pale, weighted with lines of worry.
“She is stable, for now.” He said, looking solemn, contradictory to the words that filled his brother’s heart with hope. “A lot of blood was lost and that has left her condition critical.”
“But she is alive?”
“Yes, Loki. For now (Y/n) is alive.”

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Asagao Elementary School: Normal Boots Club!

I teach a couple of elementary schools out here so I thought it’d be cute to suit everyone up in Japanese-style school outfits and bags. Also splashed out 30 yen on a scan instead of phone pictures lol
Beardless everyone is hilarious, sorry guys

So much @peanutbuttergamer salt @didyouknowshaning is done with it
Had fun drawing @projared too! Shiny cutie!

The richness I achieve comes from Nature, the source of my inspiration. - Claude Monet

I never did one of those into posts so here we go!

Hello studyblr community! I’m Ana!

  • I’m 18 years old(19 in 20 days) and currently attending community college
  • Biology major, future entomology major(eventually)
  • I made this studyblr to keep my motivation going and support others motivation!
  • I post my bullet journal, and my studying progress, also I probably will post some of my art here as well!

I have wayyy too many studblrs that I love and follow so I can’t really tag all of them(+I’m super lazy)

Also I don’t know if anyone would be interested but I could do a post on why I decided to go to community college rather than an actual college/university and my experience so far, so tell me if you are!

P.S this picture is Waterloo Bridge, effect of fog by Claude Monet

Part Of That World

(TJLC edition)

I just can’t see how a show that makes such gay pilots be straight.

Look at this ship
Isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you think our
Fandom is complete?
Wouldn’t you think we’re the fans
The fans who have
Everything?

Look at this tag
Meta retold.
How many AUs
Can one fandom hold?
Looking around here you’d think
“Sure, they’ve got everything.”

We’ve got fanfics and edits aplenty
We’ve got screencaps and gif sets
Galore
You want homoerotic subtext?
We’ve got plenty!

But who cares?
No big deal.
I want more.

I wanna be
Where the johnlock is
I wanna see
Wanna see them dancing

Clubbing along in the,
What’s it called again?
Oh, gay bar scene

When they’re apart
They don’t get too far
Love is required for running
Waltzing.
Living together in
Where’s that again?
Baker Street.

Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they kiss all day in the sun
Canon and free
Wish I could be
Part of that world

What would I give
If I could live
Out of this hell?
What would I pay
To spend a day
Free from pining?

Betcha canon
Johnlock understands
Bet they don’t misread signals
No more pining
Sick of hiding,
Holding hands

And I’m ready to know what Mofftiss knows
Ask ‘em my questions
And get some answers
Why this hell and why does it
What’s the word? Burn?

When’s it their turn?
Wouldn’t I love
Love to see them openly in love?
at 221b
Wish I could be
Part of that world

20 Questions Tag

Tagged by: @a-colorful-salad 

Rules- Answer the 20 questions and tag some amazing followers you would like to get to know better.

Name: you can call me June

Nicknames: i don’t have one tbh

Zodiac Sign: Taurus

Height: 5′7" if you squint

Orientation: ?romantic asexual

Ethnicity: white

Favorite Fruit: blueberries

Favorite Season: of what? (oh wait, you mean of the year don’t you….)

Favorite Book: far too many to name here, but The Book Theif has always held a special place in my heart

Favorite Flower: gerbera daisy

Favorite scent: idk chocolate maybe

Favorite Color: black, maroon, dark purple, mint

Favorite Animal: octopuses are cool

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Cocoa: coffee. i drink it as black as my soul

Average Sleep Hours: never enough

Cats or Dogs: why not both

Favorite Fictional Character: i have far too many, but as i have been binging merlin, merlin and arthur are on my mind

Number of blankets you sleep with: depends, but i refuse to sleep with zero

Dream trip: backpacking across europe

Blog Created: december 2016 ish

Number of Followers: 62 (a lot of them are porn bots tbh)

I’m not actually gonna tag anyone specific, because i just did a very similar tag, and tagged everyone i would tag here. but if you want to do it, consider yourself tagged!

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Wander Over Yonder shipping survey
So I've heard that the galaxy is ending but do you have a moment to answer these simple questions about relationships in WOY

I did it! The form is now live and you can now tell me about your favorite ships in Wander Over Yonder! I don’t know if anyone was actually excited about that or not but here it is!

If you have the time, please consider filling out this survey and/or reblogging this post so I can get more data points for more accurate analysis!

If you’re curious about what answers I get, I’ll make periodic posts about what I find in the #woy shipping survey tag.

Update 6/26: Added popular write-ins.

Bells

Fandom: JJBA

Pairing: Caejose (but with solo!Joseph)

Warnings/Tags: Crossdressing, NSFW, humor, camboy, AU, college, drabble, lazy editing

Summary: Class clown, and a bit of a cam whore, Joseph Joestar does anything for his fans.

A/N: Back at it again with the Caejose. Pfft. Sorry if there are tons of mistakes in here. My eyes are burning like a bitch. Anyway, a little thing for the OTP. Some people asked for Speedwagon. But his heart is too pure. I CANNOT, lol. Having to write articles about camgirl stuff still comes in handy to this day, lmao. 


It started out as a joke.

A tacky dress. Some gaudy makeup. Far too many shots of tequila. They had recorded him. Singing and dancing, his lopsided breasts—oranges he’d borrowed out of the downstairs refrigerator—shifting beneath polyester fabric. Always eager for more laughs, he had posted the evidence online. It went viral.

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I know these have been put up, but I want to have them here so I’m putting them up too. XD HQ Haikyuu!! pages. (Click to enlarge) I guess everyone knows already that S3 will be aired this coming fall, so October, and (spoilers for anime only watchers) Karasuno will face off against Ushijima’s Shiratorizawa for a place at the Spring Nationals.

Although I don’t think the match will take one whole season, even though it has the most number of chapters devoted to a match in the manga so far, (more spoilers for anime only watchers) if we add in the Nekoma-Fukurodani match, it might just hit one season. So depending on how long the Nekoma-Nohebi match is, and if we’ll see the Itachiyama-Fukurodani match, and other manga events, there is a reasonable chance it might still be two seasons long. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see. I’m sure there will be some sort of interlude, including more training before the Spring High, so that will be a good place to end S3.

And as for reasons why I wanted to put this up… Yaku looks really good in that pose for the Nekoma spread. XD

Source: Public raws

So PSAs are unpleasant. I don’t like doing them because I find them inherently negative (which is not what this blog is about). Unfortunately every now and then someone goes a step too far, and additional measures to protect oneself and one’s fellow fans must be taken. After this and this - and in seeing a clear pattern of escalating, targeted behavior from the individual involved - that red line has been irrevocably crossed. Safeguards must be put in place to protect the community.

This is their main blog (which many of you are already aware of, and probably have blocked). This, this, this, this, this, and this are their side blogs (the full list can be found here). Block those too. Do not engage this individual. Do not spam them, or send hate. Do not tag or reblog them just to argue with them, or call them out (they’ll use that against you, and the links to whom you should be blocking are already included above). Do not give them a platform to stalk, gaslight or send false/defamatory accusations any further. If they persist in spewing harassing or abusive speech - especially if it’s targeted towards you, as an individual - collect receipts and report them to staff. Persistent, sustained harassment against individuals (especially when the harasser has already been blocked) is against Tumblr’s TOS, and can result in perma-banning. Again, do not engage them. Block them. Report them.

I’m sorry I had to post this. And as a victim of this sort of stuff - as a member of the demographic this individual is purportedly there to “protect” - I am utterly appalled.

Java Jace or how to woo a guy

Based on the wonderful coffeeshop AU gifset by @nerjaveika and after restless prodding from my lovely @witchunters here is my second descend into the Jalec trashcan

Also for @thesupernovatothedarkstar because their Jace is perfect 

I found love where it wasn’t supposed to be

Right in front of me

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A Collection of Vampire Knight Analyses

Hi Guys,

A lot of you requested this, and omg it took me months to do, but I have, somehow, manage to comb through my blog and collect them all here in this post. They range from those made prior to the ending to those made after. I guess you could say this is a master post of what I hope is all of them.

All Analysis can now be found under ‘VK analysis’ tag on my blog.
All Vampire Knight Asks can now be found under the ‘Vampire Knight Asks’ tag on my blog.

Note: Not all asks that have asked me to break down VK have been added to this post as there were far too many too count. Because of this I ask that you please check the ‘Vampire Knight Asks’ tag.

A Detailed Analysis on Vampire Knight’s Volume Covers [x]

A (slightly) in depth analysis of VK’s ending [x]

The Birds Who Forgot Their Song (Chapter Analysis) (another analysis that never made the tag because my account was to young) [x]

The Knight and The King (my first analysis on VK lol before tumblr allowed my posts to tag hahaha) [x]

Yuuki illustration Analysis [x]

From disposable pawn to Vampire Knight: The story of Zero Kiryuu [x]

The Corrupt Black King and the Valiant White Knight: The Anti parallels between Kaname and Zero [x]

Yume Picture Analysis: a connection that exist for eternity and what that really means [x]

Finally Reaching the Preferred Direction - The meaning of the phrase [x]

Moving into Knighthood; The depths of Zero’s character development [x]

Finding Happiness; The light at the end of a limited lifetime [x]

THE Vampire Knight [x]

Each others Light [x]

‘Fated Butterfly Lovers’, The Tragic Love Story of Zero and Yuuki [x]

If you want to hurry, go slow. A comparative analysis of the canon couples in Vampire Knight [x]

Yet another Comparative Analysis; Zero and Kaname anti parallels [x]

Recently added Analyses:

Zeki and Aidori Parallels [x]

The Depths of Kaname’s Manipulations in the Deep Dark Forest [x]

The Wait: Zeki’s Steady Progression [x]

Heaven, Hell and the Purgatory Between Life [x]

Defiant Lovers: Official Artwork Symbolism [x]

Heaven’s Grace Through White Snowfall [x]

The Black King and His Game of Chess; An Analysis on Vampire Knight And It’s Ending [x]

VK’s Tragic Love Story: The Reality [x] 

What if; A Yuuki Kuran {Attempted} Motivations Analysis [x]

Analytical Asks

Rose symbolism [x]

Character Breakdown of Kaname Kuran - it’s not really a breakdown I just list five reasons why I hate him in great depth but I had to add it haha [x]

This post will be continually updated as new Analysis are written up or found. In that case I will reblog it sporadically on my blog with the updates.

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fav tennis pics 23, 24 & 25 // far too many probably