there are a lot of skipped numbers here

anonymous asked:

Ok, I considered myself bi since I was like 12. But I've been struggling the last couple years because I've realized I'm attracted to anyone who has what I consider a beautiful soul, men, women, trans, I honestly don't care about gender or sexual orientation. Do you think this means I'm pan? Because I didn't even know that term existed until a few days ago, or... what am I, Hedwig? What am I?

Okay, so disclaimer that I am definitely NOT the expert here, but I will do my best…

I personally identify as pan AND bi as I see pan as being under the umbrella of bi. The definitions vary so you will probably find there is a lot of crossover between the two. 

VERY simplistically (and subjectively):

Attracted to two or more genders = bi (check for me)
Attracted to ALL genders = pan (check for me)

I also just want to clarify for your reference that trans people are not another gender. I think you probably meant to say non-binary people? Some non-binary people do identify as trans, however I just want to state very clearly that trans women are women and trans men are men. 

I think it might also help you if you don’t disregard gender from a person’s character completely. Some people see and use their gender as an expression of themselves so might not like you to disregard it when you think of them romantically, or even platonically. 

Here’s a food example because I’m hungry: you might like both caramel and chocolate. There’s a difference between thinking: I like both because I like anything sweet, and thinking: I like chocolate because of its creamy texture and I like caramel because it has a sharp flavour. (TBH -  and this isn’t a euphemism I swear - I haven’t eaten real caramel in years so I can’t remember what it tastes like so this is the best I can come up with). 

This doesn’t mean you have to think of people as their gender stereotype - you can just appreciate how people choose to express their gender which could be in an infinite number of ways. 

Anyway, sorry to get all serious here - it’s just that I think a lot of pan people (myself included) go through a stage of disregarding gender completely but this can be just as damaging as gender stereotypes so I want to make sure you can skip straight to the good stuff at the end of the tunnel. 😀

So if you do decide you are, in fact, pan too, welcome to the pan clan. That’s not a thing but it should be. Can we make “pan clan” a thing please?

Again, I’m not an expert. This is all my opinion. But I hope it will help you on your bi/pan journey. 🏳️‍🌈


This is an excerpt of the stage version of Beauty and the Beast, based on the 2017 live action Disney film, currently running aboard the Disney Dream Cruise ship. I’ve seen five live productions of the broadway show based on the 1991 film, and several recorded versions as well, so you can trust me when I say there’s a lot of new stuff to see here!  There’s a long delay at the beginning, and a lot of teaser padding, so skip to…

The 4:30 mark for the host

The 7:20 mark for rehearsal footage

The 11:00 mark for the stage footage

The 13:00 mark for the Gaston number

The 19:00 mark for the dinner invitation

The 25:00  mark for the Be Our Guest number

The 31:15 mark for the host’s return

I know some of you are on me for not thinking much of the live action remake, but I LOVE this. The sets are really stylish and consistent, the costumes are nicely understated, the lighting is good, and I think it resolves a lot of the more cringeworthy bits of the original stage interpretation….I am VERY interested to see if any of this makes its way into revival productions of the broadway show. I think a hybrid between the two versions would be outstanding.

Unbelievable Carrying Capacity of Steve in Minecraft

I’ve seen MatPat of Youtube look into just how much Steve can carry, and many others have done so as well, but I feel with the Shulker Boxes, another look should be taken at this concept.

Each player in Minecraft has an inventory space of 36 slots, plus an additional four slots for armor and one for the shield.  I originally calculated this all with the mass of armor and the Shulker Boxes included, but due to the sheer size disparity by the end, it proved inconsequential by many degrees to include even Steve’s own body mass (which at a volume of 0.296 cubic meters, would be about 291.7kg, given standard human density; all muscle).

Anyway, enough side tracking.  Obviously, the block of choice to put in the Shulker Boxes is gold.  At a density of 19300 kg per cubic meter, this is going to stack up quickly.  Each Shulker Box contains 3 rows and 9 columns, and you can hold 64 blocks of gold per slot.  Going further, you can hold one Shulker Box per inventory slot, totalling 36 slots.  That’s a lot of numbers, I know, so I’ll skip to how much gold that is.

That’s 1200614400 kg of gold.  1.2 million metric tonnes of gold.  To give you a mental image of this, a sphere made of this much gold would have a radius of 24.58 meters, which would have a diameter taking up about half a football field.

So am I done here?  1.2 million metric tonnes of gold, casually toted around by a man who knocks down trees with his bare hands.  That’s pretty impressive, but then you get into the physics and it only goes crazy from here.

Steve’s entire inventory may as well be in his pocket, as it causes no physical change on his person when he collects a new item.  That said, the added 1.2 million metric tonnes of gold into his inventory would vastly increase his density.  At 0.296 cubic meters (about 5 times that of the average human mind you), 1.2 million metric tonnes would give him a density around 4.05 billion kg/m^3.  This is over 4 times as dense as a white dwarf star.

At this density, were Steve not strong enough to resist it, he would collapse into a ball from his own gravitational pull, which at his chest would be around 392.451 newtons, which is about 40 times stronger than Earth’s gravity.  Once collapsed into a ball maintaining his original volume, standing on the surface of Spheroid-Steve one would experience around 29.548 newtons of gravitational force, or around 3 times the gravitational pull of the Earth.

In short, Steve isn’t just so strong he can compress diamonds into a block and then break them apart at his leisure.  No, Steve, and by extension Alex, is so strong that they can resist the mind-bendingly insane forces of gravity that would normally act upon them with how much they carry.

Feel free to point out potential errors by messaging me directly (don’t clutter the post).

Jason Todd x Reader - Time - Finale

Part One , Two , Three , Finale

- You had been seeing Jason a lot recently. Just as friends.

- Though both of you wanted more, you were both just to awkward to make the first move.

- It was a really rainy night and you hadn’t been able to sleep. Your apartment was on the top floor and never felt completely safe on stormy nights.

- Instead you were sitting on your sofa and drinking green tea, going through Tim’s Netflix on your TV.

- When you had rich friends, you used them for free Netflix.

- Jason was bleeding and probably going to die.

- He had been in a pretty bad fight and Tim was on his way to get him.

- There wasn’t a chance he was going to get there on time. Tim was having to hack into his helmet and locate him as well as actually reach him.

- Jason knew a possible solution. You lived nearby and you were training to be a doctor.

- But if he went to you, he would have to explain the whole Red Hood situation.

- Then again, you were Tim and Steph’s friend, they had probably told you by accident and trying to keep it on the down low.

- Jason managed to get himself to your apartment building, luckily you were on the top floor and he could swing down to your fire escape without causing too much trouble.

- You almost screamed when Red Hood forced your window and collapsed on to the floor.

- “What the hell!” you yelled before noticing all the blood “Crap,”

- “Y/N…” Jason managed to choke out. He was struggling to breath.

- “Jay…” you froze when you heard his voice. Then you yanked the stupid helmet off and his identity was confirmed.

- You didn’t waste time demanding an explanation or freaking out. Your training kicked in and you managed to move him onto a table.

- You pulled out your home kit, it didn’t have everything you wanted but it had enough.

- After a very stressful hour, Jason was breathing normally and stitched up.

- “Hood! Where are you?” Tim’s voice buzzed from the helmet.

- You wanted to slap Tim in that moment. He had no sense of direction and if Jason had waited for him, he would have died.

- “He’s at mine.” you spoke into the helmet.

- “Y/N…bats is going to kill us…”

- “He’s alive, created a mess though.”

- “Should I come get him?”

- “No…no…he can crash here tonight.” you noticed Jason perk up slightly when you said that. He’d been completely silent, and refusing to meet your eyes.

- You put the helmet away. “So you’re Red Hood…That would make Tim…Red Robin?”

- “So you don’t hate me…?” he asked, genuinely confused.

- “Why would I hate?”

- “Because I didn’t tell you? Because I kill people? Because I’m involved in the Gotham Underworld?”

- “Almost everyone that lives in Gotham has been involved in the Underworld at some point. I had a teacher in university who became a villain instead of marking our course work.”

- “Killing people?”

- “Not my place to judge. You do what you think is right. At least you’re doing something to try and stop crime.”

- “I didn’t tell you?”

- “Sounds like you want me to hate you, I don’t. Plus, it’s a pretty big deal. You can’t just go around telling people that your Red Hood.”

- “But you aren’t people…” he whispered, hoping you wouldn’t hear.

- You did.

- “How did it start?” you asked quietly.

- “You want to know?” he sat up now.

- So many things made sense to you now. That night when he’d shown up at Steph and yours movie night. He was half naked because he had been finishing patrol.

- Why he was busy most nights

- The family matters Tim always had.

- Why Jason had travelled so much.

- “I do, what happened that made you put on a helmet and get a gun?”

- “It’s a long story…”

- “I have time…” you tried to smile at him, but he was looking at the floor. “And you can take yours.”

- “What?” his head shot up.

- “Sure, I have questions. But if you don’t want to tell me yet, you don’t have to. I’m going to be demanding why it’s taken Tim so long to tell me, but you don’t have too. I have all the time in the world and you can take that long.”

- “It’s a really long story.” he swung his legs round so he was sitting

- “You stole his tires?” you laughed “Why would you think that was a good idea?”

- “I was as street rat! I saw a nice car and didn’t put two and two together till Batman was already there” he defended

- “I went looking for my mum.” he started, this part was going to be the hardest. “She sold me out t the Joker…”

- “Jay…”

- He didn’t even try to sugar coat it. He told the story of his death in all the gruesome details. “So that’s how I died…”

- You gripped his hand, having joined him on the table. “You feel alive to me.” you leant your head on his shoulder.

- “I came back with a bone to pick, Bruce and I didn’t get on…I was pretty awful to Tim and the others.”

- “But that’s when Batman was gone briefly, when Red Hood was super big?” you remembered. “Tim disappeared for a bit…”

- “Yeah…He was lost in time. Tim was the one who figured it out. Damian became Robin and Tim went looking for Bruce, didn’t believe he was dead. Dick became Batman.”

- “So Roy and I ended up doing a lot of stuff, the number he gave up is still called every now and again.”

- “The Royfriend.” you remembered what Stephanie had called him.

- “He’s the best. Set my shower on fire once, still the best. Me and him had some stuff with the Joker’s Daughter.”

- “So you three became the outlaws…” you were trying to keep up with everything.

- “The first version of them. After we split up, I met Artemis and Bizarro.”

- “And here we are…” he finally finished.

- It had been about seven hours, and he had skipped out some details. You both had been through about three cups of coffee so far.

- “Here we are.” you agreed.

- “You want to kick me out? Zobie, killer, and asshole.”

- “At least you own it.”

- “I knew you’d hate me.” he looked to the floor for some comfort.

- You definitely didn’t hate him. Not at all.

- Whenever people asked it the future, Jason always claimed to have made the first move, you let him.

- You kissed him passionately but quickly. Pulling away to check his reaction.

- “What?” he asked, not trying to hide the smile forming.

- “I know everything now?”

- “Yeah.”

- “I definitely don’t hate you, Jason.”

- “But you don’t want this life. You can’t, it’s a nightmare, uncomfortable, messy!”

- “But I don’t want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin. I want you, Jason,” you quoted, thinking a book reference would mean a bit more to him.

- “Aldous Huxley…are you sure?”

- “Are you trying to talk me out of it?” you laughed at him.

- “Never.” he did make the second move at least, kissing you over and over again.

- “Well isn’t this sweet.” Tim had opened the door with his spare key, arriving to collect Jason.

- Neither of you cared though.

- For Jason, you had offered all the time in the world last night.

- He was already falling completely in love with you , and he had all the time to be with you.

Message from me - I could be really mean and say something like the Joker appeared and shot you in the head, but I’m not like that. I hope everybody that read these parts liked them! I loved writing them - Scarlett xx


Fandom: WWE

Pairing: Roman Reigns/Unnamed OFC

Rating: Holy shit M.

AN: Ohhhhhhhh @tox-ambrose and I are terrible people who spend most of our days musing about huge buff dudes being super awkward and shy around their crushes. A little change of pace for Thirst Party Saturday, but hopefully enjoyable all the same! Tagging @hardcorewwetrash for the Thirsty Crew!

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Boyfriend Compilation
Boyfriend Compilation

A collection of every instance (to my knowledge) of Cecil calling Carlos his boyfriend. I still remember the way my heart skipped (and performed a number of other aerial activities) the first time I heard it all the way back in 2013 when Yellow Helicopters came out, and every mention since then has always carried that extra little spark that reminds me of how glad I am that this couple exists.

(I considered including the instances where it was a third party speaking, but ended up leaving that out because a lot of those were in rather negative contexts, especially Kevin’s with that strained positivity and undertone of disgust, we don’t need those bad vibes here.)

anonymous asked:

Do you only answer anonymous questions?

out of the three thousand, seven hundred and seventeen messages currently in my ask box, 95% of them are anon. 
and while i’m at it, 70% of them are repeat questions, or questions i’ve made dedicated videos about. 
AND because I rarely answer my questions with less than a full paragraph, 
I mostly only answer, 
1. Questions relevant to my current self
2. Questions i haven’t answered *recently* or have not made a dedicated video about
*I will answer some repeat questions sometimes, usually with some sort of “I’ve answered this before on here BUT”
3. and I can’t answer very personal questions or questions I don’t have experence with. 

like, the number one question I can’t answer is 
“How do I mix black and grey tattoos with color?”
I don’t know, my tattoos are all color
“How do I mix tattoos styles together into one piece?”
idk, my tattoos are all traditional
and the ask right below this is 
“Where do you work,”
and like, i’ll just probably skip stuff like that. 

in any given day i get about seventy messages, and a lot of them are very emotionally taxing, and although I am grateful that people can turn to me and i can lend advice based on my personal life,
some things I just can’t answer.

and normally, a lot of my content comes from questions, so I do tend to answer a lot of questions on my youtube channel, so it’s worth checking my two weekly question based shows to look for your specific questions.
Tattoo Talk Tuesday, and Five Fact Friday.

I have started blocking messages similar to this one, pretty regularly now, 
so if you’ve criticised the way I answer questions, or left me a message like, 
i may have blocked your IP and now your unprivated account doesn’t have access to sending me messages. 

but either way, here’s my paypal link, don’t hesitate to buy me a coffee sometime.

Story time! XD

OOooooookay. So I was originally going to post this with some neat art… but then I lost the file T3T

Anyhoo, some things before I get this post rolling:

1) I’m not that great a writer. I mean, I think I’m far better then your average writer, but that bar is pretty low. (no offence to any writers there. many of them do it just for enjoyment, but there is a difference between intent and product.)

2) I am still much noob at MTG Lore, if there is something here that doesn’t actually mesh, let it pass (or at least, mention the issue, but don’t harsh XD ) I did look up the time frame for Dominaria and attempted to match that as best as I could to things (the wiki i found the info on used exact numbers, but always with the “ ~ “ meaning ‘about’… so it’s been ‘about’ 450+ years since Testuo took down Bolas… if Venser is anything to go by, since Venser traveled with Elspeth, putting him in the current era)

3) There is no smut here, buuuuut there are a few parts that are VERY suggestive. VERY. So, if you prefer your readings a little more G to PG rather then PG13 to boardering R, then you might want to skip.

4) Its… a bit long. like for those that use a lot of writing programs: I was working on standard Goggle docs set up, Arial, 11 pt, 1in margins… and this came out to almost 19 pages.

As such, I was originally going to post this on here just straight out, but even with a ‘read more’ cut, it felt bonkers long.


This also has the neat benifit of allowing you to change the font, size, spacing, and even set up a dark mode. Whatever would help your reading. XD

(i didn’t salvage my work, but I do have this colored version of the ‘horns? I did it better image XD )

TWiFFON: On Power Dynamics [circa Chapter 19]

Just a sit-rep, because the unreliable narrators skimmed over a few things since the get-go and this has mostly been in the background:

[aka the foundation for the accidental world domination so far]

Chapters 1, 2, and 3 [IM3, Thor 2, prelude to CA2]: 

Tony’s going back to his roots, but, as a billionaire who’s revolutionized the political landscape, that’s not exactly a minor detail. 

  • In the international arena, he’s been a major name for a while because of it, and having Iron Man rescue the POTUS means that he’s not too shabby in the States, either.
    • SI Legal’s already a known [and low-key terrifying] entity, and nobody wants to call their bluff of “want us to move this up a tier? Because Pepper Potts and Tony Stark would be more than willing to have an appointment”.
  • Overall, same as per canon, though he’s starting to expand [as we’ve seen with the start of the Iron Legion].
  • Tony’s involvement with cleanup operations alongside SHIELD is also making him a known quantity in a way the world hasn’t really seen before. 
    • I mean, his show of responsibility from Afghanistan was one way, sure, but now he’s being seen dealing with reconstruction efforts on a semiregular basis. [e.g. New York, AIM, London]
    • And the Avengers/SHIELD…aren’t. 
      • The Avengers because they disbanded after New York, of course.
      •  SHIELD just loves the ‘one hand doesn’t know what the other’s doing’ approach, plus they’re a secret but menacing spy agency, what would they want PR for? [Plus, y’know, HYDRA.]

Chapter 4 [CA2]:

…here’s where we start to wave goodbye to canon.

  • SHIELD fell, but Tony was there to pick up the pieces with a speed and efficiency that’s frankly terrifying to the international community. 
    • Thus why there’s talk of the accords so soon; they’re seeing Tony doing what he’s doing, and think what he’s done is part of a team effort. 
    • It wasn’t, of course, but Stark Industries’ immediate response to the entire fiasco is showing the world that he’s stepping up to fill the power vacuum by SHIELD not an hour after it fell.

Chapters 5, 6, and 7 [the CA2 fallout]:

After DC, there’s a bit of a time skip, and the narrators glossed over a lot. [Plus the start of Tony’s obliviousness to all things world domination]

  • Tony’s visibly hiring a good chunk of SHIELD survivors, plus his company having been the driving force for ‘privatized world peace’, mean he’s very much a major name, worldwide.
  • Internationally, everyone’s seeing this hypercompetent philanthropic businessman who’s very responsible and willing to play nice. 
    • The Iron Legion’s helping clean up and rescue victims of natural disasters, and tensions are lower than ever between countries that’d normally be…not at each other’s throats, but close. Overall, respectable. 
    • And considering he’s Howard Stark’s son? Ironic as hell. […more on that in another post, but in this one Howard was a major figure and also a bit of an ass to anyone who ‘didn’t further American interests’.]
    • SI’s Legal department’s also dealing with the rumors about some accords of some sort, and trying to keep Ross from sniffing around too much. [So far, so good on the world domination front]
  • Nationally, Tony’s still a household name, but the press hasn’t forgotten his womanizing ways, and are reluctant to let anyone else do it either. 
  • The PR department came up with the ‘genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist’ image to distract from the ‘could kick-start an arms race at any moment’ thing, and it worked only too well.
    • Still respectable, but much less serious than what those outside the States would think. 
    • PR did enough ‘look how much he did for our military! So patriotic!’ coverage earlier on that he doesn’t ping much on their radar, is what I’m getting to.
  • SHIELD isn’t doing so hot. They’re barely functional, because between HYDRA and SWORD, they don’t have very many people left. There’s also the start of a difference of ideologies, because the fallout’s not even across the board. 

The World Security Council are particularly interested in Tony.

  • He’s not subtle about this whole ‘protecting the planet’ thing, which they can get behind, really. 
    • That he’s also filling in for a lot of things SHIELD’s done also helps.
  • His being on the roster [if only as a ‘consultant’—ha, that’s cute] plus what he’s doing mean Tony’s having multiple conference calls with the WSC, and that’s the story of how a) they have his number, and b) get to know him [and see him as a responsible leader who’s competent and does what’s necessary. Sure, he’s strangely insistent on not being called team leader, but to each their own. Rogers sure wasn’t the one dealing with the fallout from DC].

Chapters 8 and 9 [buildup to AoU]:

Bit of a time skip here too.

  • SI and the then-Unnamed Support Group [SWORD] are gaining traction as they’re getting used to the new status quo. Due to their willingness to listen and above-board presentation, they’re a pretty large contender in the international arena, even in countries that may not have been fans of SHIELD earlier on. 
  • The Avengers haven’t been in media recently.
    • Internationally, everyone’s word-associating ‘Iron Man’ and ‘Tony Stark’ and ‘the Avengers initiative’. Captain America’s some dude, and he clearly must be badass for Tony Stark to respect him, but clearly the leaked files are wrong because Iron Man is obviously the team leader.  
    • Stateside, Captain America is so obviously the one calling the shots, and look at how patriotic he is, fighting Nazis even now! […no comment about rl, nope this is my stress relief dammit] Tony’s clearly a founding member, but genius though he may be he just doesn’t have the battle instincts or integrity such an icon has to lead a team.
  • Tony’s too focused on safeguarding the future to really care about what’s at hand. All these people bugging him about this supposedly elite team [ha. Go team] are more than welcome to fuck off and leave him alone, except he’s not done with the long-term plan to protect the Earth so he’ll play ball. [For now.] 
  • SHIELD’s barely able to keep it together, and want their people back but Dr. Stark’s saying no and they can’t afford to alienate him. They’re persona non grata in some places, because HYDRA. 
    • they’re not exactly happy campers at the moment, is what I’m saying.

Chapters 10-19 [AoU arc because it just won’t end]:

…it’s like less than a week, if that. Idek. 

  • SWORD’s assembled, and kicking ass, taking names, and filling out paperwork like a boss because that’s how Stark Industries rolls.
  • Tony’s making the Avengers look good, because he’s doing like 80% of the paperwork while trying to figure out a polite way to say ‘so long, losers! I quit’ while also not endangering the planet. 
  • The world sees Tony as a heavy hitter, and if he’s having issues then clearly he needs everything in their arsenal. 

…there’s quite a bit more to it, but that’s all I’ve got atm. Anything anyone wants to see clarified, and as long as it’s not too spoilery, just shoot me an ask.

Bad/Golden Rep - pt 1

“I get it, I’m a bitch. But that’s what happens when you have the reputation like mine” I mutter to him, his body is already pressed against mine and even in the dark, I can sense his question.

I guess you’re wondering what I’m doing or I’m doing, but the first thing you must know is I’m not doing anyone. What I am doing is explaining myself and before I can tell you why, you need to know the story.

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Title: Everything Ends But This
Word Count: 6,732 (not counting my overabundance of author’s notes)
Author: DaddyKinkConfirmed
Fandom: The Walking Dead, 
Pairing: Straight, Merle Dixon/Charlotte, fluff/angst
Rating: R/18+/Smutty (just the way i like it)
AO3 Link: HERE.
Playlist: HERE. ((i make a playlist for everything I do, this one is short but I might add to it. Feel free to drop me a line if you got something for it. With all playlists: first song is opening credits, last song is closing. Anything in between usually follows the story but eh. Not so much here.))

Warnings: other than the sex, there’s nothing else that really needs a warning I don’t think. A little bit of Merle being himself but they’re lines from the actual show.
AN: This was written for @lucifers-trash-stash who was my partner in @i-am-negan-trash Negan Trash 2K Fic Exchange. She wanted some Merle Dixon fluff/smut and I was much obliged because, well, have you seen Michael Rooker?!
AN2: I am well aware of Mr. Rooker’s age but take all of your canon stuff and just throw that in a large dumpster fire for me while you read this. I had the mother-fluffiest of plot bunnies and the only way for it to happen was that whole canon age dumpster fire that we talked about. I made him like seven years older than her in this. If it helps just like pretend that eventually Merle entered The Room of Spirit and Time from DBZ. *wink wonk* The time jumps are probably about a year but some aren’t. use your imagination.
AN3: When this story gets into ‘familiar territory’… yes I have changed most dialogue and most of the chain of events… or basically scooped it into the aforementioned dumpster fire because apparently I ain’t havin’ none of that today.
AN4: Because I like the overabundance of author’s notes I have going on here I’ll just say man I did a lot of time skipping. If you think everything happens fast, well I had a 7k limit and it was so hard to stay under 7k. Forgive me. But I ended up loving this. <3333
AN5: Got one more of these for you… I like odd numbers, so sue me! ;) Anyways, I went through this thing a billion times but I’m SURE there’s something spelled wrong or punctuated or grammar. I’m sure. That’s the nature of the beast. Feel free to drop me a line and let me know… or not. Whatevs!  Enjoy!!

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Divination Services

[Ask box link]

I need to raise money to cover the travel costs (~500$) to get to my school everyday, so in lieu of that, these are the services I’m offering:


Divination using a 78 pack of cards. Currently only using the Shadowscapes deck.

  • [EDIT] These are now $1 per card because these types of readings are too draining to be free.
  • However, if you would like to donate after I’ve done your reading as a thank you or something of the sort, I wont turn that down.


  • General readings or specific questions are both welcome. Please, no health questions.
  • I wont be answering any “does [insert name here] love me/does [insert name here] care about me/ what does [insert name here] feel for me” UNLESS YOU'RE OFF ANON AND EVEN THEN IT WILL BE A CASE BY CASE BASIS.


Divination using a deck of playing cards.

  • 1 to 3 cards are free/donation based. If you donate any amount, I will get to your reading first. Free readings get second priority but I will get to them.
  • Spreads larger than 3 cards are ranged $1-5. Rarely will it exceed 5$, and it will usually be around $2-3.


  • General readings or specific questions are both welcome. Please, no health questions.
  • I will usually answer in 1 to 2 cards. This changes on a reading-to-reading basis.


Form of divination using the shuffling of songs and their lyrics to help answer questions.

  • Until I get some more practice, these are always free as well.
  • However, if you would like to donate after I’ve done your reading as a thank you or something of the sort, I wont turn that down.


  • I wont be answering any “does [insert name here] love me/does [insert name here] care about me/ what does [insert name here] feel for me” UNLESS YOU’RE OFF ANON AND EVEN THEN IT WILL BE A CASE BY CASE BASIS.
  • Don’t forget to add the number of skips you want.


A weight on a string used to divine “yes/no” answers to questions. I will be using my amethyst necklace for this.

  • [EDIT] These are 50¢ per question, since I get a lot of pendulum questions, and I don’t want to make these too expensive.
  • However, if you want to donate more, thats great and I seriously appreciate it.
  • If I’m wrong, Ill will give you a refund (:


  • Yes/no questions only.
  • I have the right to turn down a reading if I feel uncomfortable answering the question.
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Astragalomancy (Dice)

Divination using dice.

  • These are always free for now since I have had little practice in this area.
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Can’t Remember to Forget You

Author: Emmy

Characters: Bucky x Reader

Based off of I Can’t Remember to Forget You by Shakira

You tried not to, but after a bottle of wine your fingers had a mind of their own as they dialed his number. You held your breath as you listened to the phone ring once, twice…


There was no question in his tone. You’d called him enough times for him to know your number by heart. You could feel your heart skip a beat at the sound of his voice, he always had that effect on you.

“Hey, I miss you. Where are you?”

There was silence on the other end.

“If you need a place to stay, Buck, you know you can always come here,” you reminded him.

The sound of him exhaling filled your ears before being replaced by his voice, “I told you, it’s too dangerous for me to come there. There are a lot of people after me now that I’m not working for…”

He trailed off and you let him. The end of that sentence was a familiar one.


“I just….I want to see you. Please come…” you asked, trying not to sound like you were begging.

“I told you to just move on, Y/N. It’d be better if we didn’t see each other anymore.”

He was right. You knew he was right. Half the government and Hydra was after him, not to mention Iron Man himself, Tony Stark. It would be safer if you just let him go but you couldn’t quite explain that to your heart when every time you closed your eyes you saw him.

“Yeah,” you breathed. “I guess I can’t seem to remember to forget you.”

There was a long pause and for a moment you thought he had hung up and you clenched your jaw a bit, holding back the moisture beginning to pool in your eyes.

“I’ll be there in an hour,” you heard him whisper before the dial tone echoed through the phone. You smiled to yourself and got up to unlock the front door. You couldn’t wait to see him.

anonymous asked:

Hey mister you read a Goldilocks story that ended in her getting eaten, do you happen to have a link to that version or perhaps an author and direct title? All the ones I'm finding end in a fluffy "and Goldilocks ran away, never to be seen again" but I prefer when she gets eaten, it's so much more fun hehe ya know?

hehehe… you are thinking about one of my love streams. Love stream number 5 to be exact, which is on my youtube at

Skip to about the 12:00 minute mark to begin.

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Their Little Girl

Whaaa. This is the last day! I endured not checking out all the new fics and arts, so I’ll have lots to check out after the event. Expect me liking stuff. Hahaha. As you can see, I’ve skipped a lot of days, ahhaa. They were unfinished haha. I’ll just upload them after haha. Anyway, thank you to all those that appreciated my lazy fanarts. I couldn’t believe my eyes when the number of likes went to 200 then 400! Whaa. This fandom is really one of the best, most supporting, and loving community here. I really am glad to be here. I’ll do better on the next event. Hahah.

Post number 02!

Here’s a little backstory. I struggle a lot with food. Eating my least favourite thing to do(this has another backstory but lets save it for later lol) Skipping meals and surviving on junk food has effected my health a lot. So this month I decided to create this tracker to keep a check on my meals.

My goal is to keep those red boxes to a minimum and have as many green boxes as I can. So far I have none but Im hoping to get there, eventually.

michael andrews ; time travel // eliza lumley ; how to disappear completely // florence + the machine ; breath of life // the gundersen family ; helplessly hoping // odeonquartet ; tenebrae // feist ; 1234 // the zombies ; she’s not there // chvrches ; night sky // sia ; numb // ludovico einaudi ; ritornare


Emergency Room V

Previously on Emergency Room

“There we go!” Molly cheered, standing in the bleachers and clapping while number eight caught the ball. “Good job, buddy!” 

“Hard to believe when I met you, you hadn’t seen a single game,” Emma shook her head while clapping until her fiancé sat down beside her sheepishly. 

“I’ve clearly been corrupted by you two.” 

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Come Over

Song requested by @iwantthedean (Nicole, I seriously just love you),Come Over by Kenney Chesney, for my 200 Follower Celebration! Blacklist ‘Erin Celebrates 200’ if you don’t want to see them.

Pairing: Dean X Reader

Warnings: It’s a little angsty. It’s a little sexy. It’s a little fluffy. (I couldn’t not give you fluff Nicole..)

Word Count: 1,260

A/N: This just fueled my love for Kenney, that sexy man… 

“I don’t even know why I came,” you huffed at the drunk man in the room. “You’re a piss poor excuse for a lay anymore these days Dean. I’m done.” 

“Fine, Y/N, leave then. I’ll stop calling,” he said, his voice heavy and thick with emotion and regret. 

“Good,” you said, stomping out of the room and slamming the door behind you. 

The heavy, relentless rain of a Pacific Northwest winter pelted down on you as you walked to your car. You didn’t bother running, you’d get wet either way, plus it matched your mood and as you sat in the front seat of your car in the deserted motel parking lot, you let yourself cry, the hurt too much to handle. 

It was a couple months later when you found out that Dean Winchester had died, had sold his soul to save his brother, and was now in Hell. That was the second time you cried over Dean Winchester. 

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Alright I guess I’m just gonna make a submission cause tumblr keeps eating my asks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry bout it

SO this was the picture I came across in the article. You can see its the wall of mailboxes with all the numbers of every room in the Chelsea in it. A lot of floors have rooms that skip right over some numbers. This includes the 7th floor….. which skips right from room 707 to 710. THERE’S NO 708 OUR LIVES ARE A BIG FAT LIEEEEEE

here’s the same pic zoomed in a bit