ther's no toilet paper

anonymous asked:

childhood story; i was abt 5 and sleeping over a friends house when i woke up late at nite needing to poo. went to her bathroom and pooped real good when i realized ther was no toilet paper at all. i began panicking bc every1 was asleep so i couldnt get any. i sat there on the toilet quietly praying to god to give me a way out of this problem. when i opened my eyes, there it was; her towel. i wiped my ass with it & a huge shit stain remained & i hung it back up on the rack. she doesnt still know

I guarantee you she knows oh my god