Do you know something, Alfie? This morning, I tried to read the
paper and I realised that the only consequence of my terrible accident is that I now need glasses.
Right, well, I know a man…who can make you a pair of these,he is a magician, mate.He is a magician.So, not only will you be able to read your newspaper, but you will also be able to see into the future.Now, I know this, right, because he made this pair, here, for me. So, you don’t have to worry about telling me what this is all about, do you?Because I have already seen it. You’re fucking about with Russians, in’t you? You silly boy. - Tommy/Alfie.