thenewsreelsaredead

  • bones:"so get this. i was attacked by a bing bang naked raging homosexual covered in blood while i was on my way to take a piss. then i had to chase him around the house for two hours till i could wrestle him into the shower to clean off."
  • kōl:"and he flicked me in the nose no less than three times in the shower.
  • i should just get a dog."
  • bones:you come up behind me sniffing around and hop the fence to pee on their bushes
  • kōl:“who was that” “that’s the homosexual”
  • kōl:“”””” WHEN DID I GET FANCY QUOTE?? “ “ “ “ “’”””
  • kōl:IM
  • kōl:“THIS IS AMAZING”
  • kōl:“ “ “ “”” “ “ “ ‘””””””””’’ ‘”” ‘” ‘ ‘ “”””
  • kōl:I FEEL SO CULTURED
  • harlequinn:http://25.media.tumblr.com/226f445f59857aaec58c61c9f58c045d/tumblr_miqt6tIAFE1rhgojto1_500.jpg i dont get it
  • harlequinn:wet money?
  • harlequinn:cool cash
  • harlequinn:ice money
  • harlequinn:fuck whats the joke
  • cole.:cold hard cash
  • harlequinn:is there ieven a jOH OK
  • harlequinn:AY
  • cole.:fuckin christ
the wild native dickrobin
  • c:sit on their windowsill and sing them the song of our people
  • c:our people is the tribe of douchebags
  • >>:just not so softly chirping whiz kalifa or some shit through the curtains
  • c:so what we get druuunk so what we smoke weeeeed we just havin funnnnn tweet tweet tweettweettweeeeeeet
  • >>:red and grey red and grey red and grey you know how it is
  • ǝןoɔ:dead, gone, rolls into sunset
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:how can you roll if youre dead
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:reverse that and it makes sense omg i just
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:wow language is weird
  • ǝןoɔ:my corpse is rolling of its own accord don't oppress me zombie rights
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:the way you wrote it is alphabetical but doesnt make sense but its In Order so it looks right till you think about it
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:OH MY IKHD OGD
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:IM HERE HAVING A LLANGUAGE BONER AND YOU JUST
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:JF C
  • ǫᴜɪɴɴ:HITS SELF IN FACE
  • lord dove:how do you tell even omg
  • king rat:males have freckly pores on their low bellies and a bulge at the base of their tail
  • lord dove:thats a penis
  • king rat:tiny lizard penis
  • king rat:i imagined that gif
  • king rat:were you imagining that gif too
  • lord dove:yes i was
  • king rat:thank you