then the leather pants

If fantasy villains were real, they‘d have such an easy job taking over the world

“Aww, look at that gorgeous devil Diabolous Rapeslaughter, Harbinger of the End Times.  It’s so sad that their parents used to beat them.  Clearly, that precious little angel just needs someone to love them! And look at that butt!  It’s so cute!”

“Um… They just committed genocide and are now forcing the corpses of the recently-deceased to march across the world eating people in a horrifying zombie apocalypse.  Also, they’re snacking on my baby.  While the baby is still alive.  Their past issues do not excuse their present crimes.

“But their butt is really cute!

Here, in case I haven’t quite driven the point home:

PENALTY GAME
yugi’s shirt and leather pants: become a crop top and capris
joey’s t-shirt and jeans: become the powder-blue hell that yugi now lives in