then look at the ship you're on

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When you’re under investigation and unable to act officially but you don’t give a f.. about UN’s orders.
Idk, I just wanted to draw theses two together.

Second Task AU
  • Harry: *sees hostages and goes for Hermione*
  • merman: No! This one is yours. *points*
  • Harry: Uh, excuse you, no. That's Malfoy
  • merman: *gestures again violently because he doesn't understand Harry underwater*
  • Harry, perplexed, distracted, and kind of offended: *frees Malfoy and drags him to the surface*
  • Everyone: GASP! CHATTER!
  • Dumbledore: AMAZING, HARRY
  • Harry: But sir, there must have been some mistake. I wouldn't miss Mal–
  • Dumbledore: Oh Harry. So young. So unaware. Just trust me on this one
  • Harry: Wait, you mean you're the one who–
  • Dumbledore: NOW KISS AND LOVE EACH OTHER FOREVER
  • Harry: But–
  • Dumbledore: Harry, stop lying to yourself. Literally the whole staff agreed something had to be done.
  • Snape, from the stands: Excuse me, I did not–
  • Dumbledore: THE WHOLE STAFF HARRY
  • Harry: *looks at Draco*
  • Draco: *shrugs and bites lip*
  • Harry: *heart suddenly thudding* Er–
  • Draco: Just kiss me, Potter
  • Harry: *lunges*
  • Dumbledore: OH MY SHIPPER HEART, I CAN'T
WHY YOU SHOULD TAKE 25 MINUTES OUT OF YOUR BUSY LIFE TO WATCH YURI!!! ON ICE THE MUSICAL
  • Chris/JJ/Victor especially Chris/JJ. I ship it now
  • Everyone screaming at the Yuri/Otabek parts lolol
  • Yuri: “ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??!?”
  • How they used Grease songs with their lyrics
  • Chris trying to show off his ass as usual and flirting w/ Yuuri and hip bumping Yuri
  • Yuuri’s dad’s skateguard innuendo
  • Yuri’s Hasetsu entrance omg
  • Kazoo titanic scene- deceased
  • JJ lowkey looking like Gerard Way (but in a good way?)
  • Yuri’s Victoria’s Secret bag??????????
  • Victor cursing because Yuri has Exposed him
  • YURI’S RINGTONE AND YAKOV ON FACETIME
  • The Eros and Victuuri slideshows
  • Yuri cosplayer
  • All the cosplayers really
  • The ending with the flags
  • And it’s got english subs so ya’ll got no excuse
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vSyWPLoVa8
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So exboyfriend!Joshua’s voice message plays while Jun looks over old letters from him, and then currentboyfriend!The8 finds the letters???

EDIT (after multiple replays): Jun went to find Joshua in room 1013 and left a note for The8, idek anymore

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it’s been…………………..84 years………….

Absolutely Disgusting Shippy Starters
  • "I got you a little something..."
  • "You look adorable in that."
  • "Flowers? For me?"
  • "Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you."
  • "I know you had a long day, so I took care of dinner."
  • "I did a little shopping at the naughty store."
  • "Let's cuddle and be sluggish all night long."
  • "Did I tell you you're beautiful, today?"
  • "I already ordered pizza for tonight."
  • "Candles, rose petals and champagne? What's the occasion."
  • "I can't believe that you fell in love with me."
  • "What is the one thing you absolutely, positively wanted?"
  • "Time to bury ourselves in blankets and ignore the rest of the world."
  • "Gimme that phone. It's getting shut off."
  • "You did all this for me?"
  • "Normally I hate surprises, but you did good."
  • "You just made my terrible day not so terrible."
  • "I will protect you, no matter what."
  • "Let's get a little tipsy for science."
  • "Wow. You look amazing."
  • "If it wasn't for the fact that I am so happy I would be suspicious right now."
  • "I love you so much."
  • "Shall we climb into bed?"
  • "You tried and that's what counts."
  • "I just want to curl up into your arms and sleep for days."
  • "I just have one question for you; ice cream or popcorn?"
  • "We should go to the festival!"
  • "You're not going anywhere without me. Especially anywhere dangerous."
  • "How would you feel about getting married?"
  • Shiro: So, Allura is the woman I've been seeing recently.
  • Allura: ...Why are they looking at me like I'm a zoo animal?
  • Pidge: Well, Shiro acts as sort of the dad of the group, so emotionally, this is kind of like being told you're our new mom.
  • Allura: But, you now it's nothing like that, right?
  • Pidge: Absolutely. Do you cook macaroni?

anonymous asked:

Hi! May I request Red and Blue texting their paladins about confessing to each other? Like Blue's all supportive and telling Lance, "You're amazing. Of course he likes you." And Red's all "Just do it! Oh my god, do it and stop with the pining!" (PS: You're amazing. Thank you for this blog.)

(ok i kind of changed how you wanted red to react but i hope you still like this 💜 )

RED AND BLUE ARE IN LOVE IT IS CANON LMAO 

(damn this is a long one but i hope it’s kind of what you were looking for :) )

EDIT: i made keith’s pining playlist because i’ve lost control of my life lmfao

What your favorite Touhou girl says about you
  • Reimu: People might consider you pretty vanilla, but you really like Touhou and Reimu does a good job encompassing the best things about it.
  • Marisa: You're a cheerful person who likes to live life as you go, and are always ready for excitement. You like how her attitude reflects yours.
  • Sakuya: You love seeing girls kick ass and look cool doing it. Most likely a Jojo fan. Probably still salty about Touhou 10-13.
  • Ichirin: Also a Jojo fan.
  • Youmu: You're a weapons fanatic and ready to bust out your katana collection and explain in detail how Japanese smiths worked with metal. You also like nervous anime girls.
  • Reisen: Weapons fanatic also, but mostly guns. You're really into military fiction and girls in suits.
  • Yuyuko: You like beautiful ladies and you know it. You look at fanart of her a lot.
  • Remilia: You've either been reading or writing fanfiction for years, and have like 20 headcanons for her and her past.
  • Alice: You probably have one or more ships involving her, and tons of doll headcanons.
  • Yukari: You're into powerful mysterious ladies but also find it relatable how she sleeps uncaringly for months at a time.
  • Yuuka: You're either a hardcore PC-98 fan or in love with the idea of a hot lady kicking your ass.
  • Momiji: You're a furry. Don't even try to deny it.
  • Ran: See above.
  • Rin: See above.
  • Chen: See above.
  • Mamizou: See above.
  • Kagerou: See above.
  • Aunn: See above.
  • Flandre: You discovered Touhou through the Ronald McDonald video, and most likely thought she was a crazy yandere chick at some point. You really want to leave your past behind you.
  • Byakuren: You probably like latex, and older women. Or motorcycles. Maybe all of these things. You either think she's pure and too good for this world, or disagree with her entirely but can't bring yourself to dislike her.
  • Kanako: You're definitely into older women. You want to be stepped on.
  • Utsuho: You like science fiction, huge-titted ditzy girls, or both.
  • Patchouli: You think she's relatable, because she's a shut-in who hates social interaction and just wants to be left alone.
  • Sumireko: See above.
  • Koakuma: You have enough headcanons to validate liking an unnamed enemy more than any other girl. Probably involved in RP or fanfiction.
  • Rumia: You watched Osana Reimu and cried. A lot.
  • Cirno: You like every Touhou meme and Chirumiru is your ringtone.
  • Medicine Melancholy: You have never wanted to give somebody a hug so badly in your entire life.
  • Junko: See above.
  • Koishi: You're either into adorable cute fluffy sparkly things, or gory horror. Probably both.
  • Sanae: God you just want an anime waifu already
  • Mokou: Probably gay, weak to ripped clothes, and faints at the mere thought of her. Probably consider her the most relatable 2hu.
  • Kaguya: You're sick of arguing with Mokou fans.
  • Raiko: Gay.
  • Yuugi: Definitely gay.
  • Clownpiece: You're most likely from America. You shitpost frequently.
  • Kasen: You've read every Touhou print work there is. When ULiL came out you wept tears of joy for three days in a row.
  • One of the Watatsuki sisters: You're tired of having to explain to people who your favorite Touhou girl actually is.
  • Iku: Yeah right, nobody's favorite Touhou is Iku.
  • Maribel and Renko: Wait, you actually exist?
  • Mima: You're most likely in denial.
  • <p> <b>Me:</b> Why 100% of my ship are gay??<p/><b>Also me:</b> why am I ruining my life with them???<p/><b>Creepy voice inside her head:</b> because you're a fucking masochist and you want to die young. Then you also want to feel like a worried mum with her babies 'cause they're too precious for this world and you must protect them with your own life.<p/><b>Me:</b> ...lol you're damn right... AAAWW LOOK AT THEM, THEY'RE SO CUTEEEEE I'M CRYING<p/><b>Creepy voice inside her head:</b> I KNOW, GIRL. I KNOW.<p/></p>
  • Person B: *Looking at their phone while giggling*
  • Person A: *Staring at B in awe* Are.. you giggling?
  • Person B: *Wide eyed* What, No! I am a fierce force of nature that no one shall dare mess with!
  • Person C: You're as fierce as a puppy getting its tummy tickled
i don’t wanna say that i’ve loved you forever but i have

After the Stampede was over and they’d wasted a lot of time in the city, Jeff took Kent to the Tyrell Dinosaur museum. It was a light-hearted and fun place to visit, and it gave them some road trip time to relax and talk about Kent’s visit with his mother. They had turned up to the museum on the same day as a few group trips, it seemed, but neither Kent nor Jeff really cared. They could tag along on a tour with kids or explore alone.

“That’s Kent Parson and Jeff Troy!” An excited woman’s voice filtered into Jeff’s hearing. He smiled a little. Was she trying to whisper? It wasn’t working.

Mom!” hissed her son. “No! Don’t! They’re like, on vacation!”

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