then it's pretty much too late for them

Just a thought...

So one of the things that I love about this season of Camp Camp, is that while it’s still pretty whimsical and hilarious, it’s shown some real character development in Max and David.

MAX:

Let’s face it, this kid was a die hard troublemaker and a fucking asshole all stuffed inside a tiny ten year old’s body.

Before now, you couldn’t pay him enough to enjoy anything, especially any of David’s crazy camp activities. Hell, he spent a majority of the first season either trying to escape, or trying to figure out how to destroy the camp from the inside. And he got close sometimes, it all could’ve been over when the FBI tried to arrest David for the stuff Max was looking up on his phone. But the small part of him that said what he was doing was going too far made him speak up and exonerate David. And when he thought he had gone to far in his mischievous act that David actually wanted to kill him, he was legitimately afraid and wanted to take back his actions, unlike when he was in the forest with the Quartermaster where it was more likely for him to be murdered and just accepted his fate.

And more importantly, Max was unwilling to accept that people like David existed anymore, and was willing to go to great lengths to break him. And he did. It took twelve episodes but in the end, Max won. David was utterly defeated.

And then Max had to learn the harsh lesson that sure, while life can sometimes be a piece of shit, people can choose too not look past it, but to live with it and still find the good in what’s left. Max was just too jaded by things we know not of, and so was David, and he still found the strength to be himself every day because if he didn’t, Camp Campbell would be even more miserable than Max already thought it was. And because of that, Max decided to help him just for the sake of preserving this optimism.

And now, Max has learned to kind of go with the flow. He’s no longer trying to escape or sabotage David’s every action, he’s just kicking back, relaxing, and enjoying the show.

More so, when Daniel invaded the camp, Max actually sought out David’s help rather than trying to figure out how to get rid of him on his own. And when nothing he did convinced David of Daniel’s murderous intentions, he entered the Purification Sauna, knowing full well he’d be hypnotized into loving Daniel, but had enough faith in David to remove his rose tinted glasses, finally see the truth, and save all the campers from certain death.

And when David got his heart broken by Bonquisha, he and the rest of the children went to great lengths to try and get them back together so he would stop being so depressed all the time.

That’s a lot of character development for a kid.

DAVID:

As for David, his transition has been a lot more subtle.

This happy go-lucky camp counselor is still pretty much the same, while at the same time completely different. The David of first season was optimistic to a fault. He out right refused to see the bad in people, especially Cameron Campbell, got bullied by the kids into leaving the camp for a day, had no clue how to discipline children, and had an unhealthy obsession with being the best camp counselor. And it killed him every day when he couldn’t figure out why none of the kids loved Camp Camp(bell) as much as he did.

There were even some points in the show where his mask slipped and he looked actually angry for once before going back to Happy David.

Until he was pushed to the edge by Max in the season finale of season one and he finally laid all of his cards on the table. He knew perfectly well that not everything was sunshine and roses all the time, but he had a choice. He could be like Max, pessimistic and down right bitter about the world, or he could try to see the good in the world every day and be the best version of himself he could be.

But he also learned a valuable lesson that day. It was okay to not be himself all the time. Sure, he could still be overly enthusiastic about everything, but he could still let go every now and again. Be it wanting to kick out the psycho cult leader you almost hired and may or may not have been after your job-

or sometimes fucking up and saying the wrong thing-

or being openly disappointed in the decisions other people make-

or admitting that you made a mistake that started off with good intentions-

or getting your heart broken-

needing to cry for days on end (even when it’s super awkward)-

and beating the shit out of some guy for something that wasn’t really their fault but only because you’re insanely jealous because they’re banging your babe now.

FINAL POINT:

So in the end, sure, they’re still pretty similar to how they started off in the show.

But the two of them have grown so much, I can’t wait to see where this show is going to take us next.

anonymous asked:

"When girls and women are taught self defence (and I mean literally taught. Most women have had at least one class in school on it) we are taught that hitting is the absolute LAST resort. Realistically? If a man has actually punched us? 90%+ of women are fucked already. There is no defence against someone stronger than you hitting you." So can a woman who gets punched can actually defend herself or not?

Women aren’t made of porcelain.

We’re not some separate species, or utterly different physically from men. The concept of “woman” is a societal one. It changes based on socialization, and changes based on the society’s belief on what a woman is. It’s a nebulous concept, with no solid value when hitching one’s identity to it and the same is true for men. Societal constructs like masculinity and femininity are linked heavily to societal expectations and how we’re raised. When someone says, “a woman can’t” when a “man can” most of the time they’re referring to societal expectations taken as fact. These beliefs often have nothing to do with reality, and you only have to look at the vast differences in the United States when it comes to stereotyping women of different ethnicity, various cultures, or income levels just to see how shallow those ideas are.

There are female soldiers, female police officers, female martial artists of every stripe, and the warriors are countless going back generations. You can, in fact, find them if you look. This is before we get to athletes and all the other non-combat positions women occupy today that society said, “impossible!” just a few decades ago.

This is why understanding the effects of socialization is so important. When it comes to learning, what you believe will decide what you are.

Here’s the truth: no one takes a punch well when they’re mentally unprepared for it.

Here’s the other: most people (men included) aren’t trained to take hits.

Notice that you’re instructor told you, “Don’t piss off men. You’re helpless if they decide to physically assault you.”

They did not teach you what it looks like when a punch is incoming, or what the change over looks like. Good self-defense teaches you to be aware of your surroundings and learn to determine when danger is potentially incoming. You can’t respond when you don’t know its coming, and you can’t prepare for it, physically or mentally, when taken by surprise. The first moments of a real fight are crucial. Those seconds it takes to recognize danger and react to it when you’re already in the middle of being hit is too late. You’ve lost the initiative, you’re playing catch up, and that’s a terrible position to be in when you’re trained. It’s pretty much almost always unrecoverable if you’re not.

It has nothing to do with being a man, and its disingenuous from a self-defense perspective to focus entirely on them. While far more likely, men are not the only ones who can or will hit you. Women aren’t any safer, and can be just as predatory.

The problem with these self-defense classes is if you’re really serious about learning to defend yourself then you need to train for it. Good professionals worth their salt will always tell you that you need to be training in some martial art, and practicing the techniques you learned in your self-defense course constantly so that they become embedded in your muscle memory.

When I was forced into one these high school self-defense courses, my seventeen year old martial artist self thought they were stupid and overall pretty pointless, and they didn’t come at us with any of the above bullshit about getting punched. Girls who’ve done an hour of self-defense five years ago aren’t going to be able to perform jiujutsu throws, they’ll be lucky if they remember the bear hug escapes or how to roll the wrist against the thumb and tug if someone tries to take you were you don’t want to go (and then not know what to do once they’ve gotten free because they never practice running). Forget punching, they won’t remember how to do that.

If you aren’t practicing to the point where it becomes second nature, with the added benefit of learning self-defense techniques that are exceedingly easy to memorize (believe it or not, not all self-defense programs will teach these), and doesn’t come with the caveat that if you’re serious you need more education then they’re pretty worthless.

All your class seems to have taught you is how to be a willing victim, and that’s the worst kind of self defense.

“If someone attacks you, you can do nothing so just give up.”

That’s tantamount to admitting that they didn’t really teach you anything, and don’t want you to think they did. You’re not even in exactly the same place you were before you took that class. Mentally, you’re worse off.

If you don’t believe you can, then you won’t and it’s simple as that.

It should come as no surprise to anyone that when it comes to self-defense, you get what you pay for.

Taught is not not taught, the vast majority of high schools don’t have classes. They have one hour a year (maybe) devoted to it (usually P.E.), and sometimes its not even required. If you’re lucky, it’s a seminar of a few days. If you’re really lucky, they’ll bring in one of the female (or male) police officers from a local precinct who specializes in the police’s self-defense training they give the public. However, you are not guaranteed to have a professional, or even just a local officer. Often, it’s just the PE teacher who took a three month course. What girls get in high school depends heavily on what waivers the school is willing to sign and how much liability they’re willing to take on. It also depends on who is doing the hiring, who they are hiring, and whether they actually care.

Believe it or not, there are plenty of people out there who think women don’t need to learn self-defense and don’t want to waste the school’s already limited resources on hiring someone for a few hours. Especially when you can’t learn much self-defense in a few hours, and almost none of it is lasting.

If you’re from a country other than America, it might be different, but if you’re referring American education then its important to remember you’re experiences (whatever they were) aren’t universal. No, really. Education varies heavily from district to district, and can be vastly different within single cities depending on where you live, this is before we get to county versus county, and that’s before we get to the differences between the states. In America, public education heavily dependent on money and property values. The higher the house value, the richer the district, then the better the education. Its important to know, that when it comes to education, segregation is economic. America and Americans have no real true standard for education or education value. What you get depends on where you live, and often on parental involvement.

You can’t learn self-defense in an hour or two. You will be fucked up by shitty instructors, sexist instructors, and negligent instructors. If you are not doing your own research and taking control of learning to defend yourself then you are likely to get one of the above. If you look at self-defense as all being the same, that combat is an innate skill set possessed by only one side of the human species, if you honestly believe on some level you are inferior to men (and if you’re young, white, female, and WASP, you better believe you’ve been conditioned by society at large to see yourself that way) and that there’s no point in even trying, you will be fucked.

Combat is a learned skill.

It is not innate. You have to learn it. It is not inherently masculine. If you are a woman learning to fight, you’re not actually all that special or standout. There are plenty of women out there learning to fight. However, you’ve got to go looking for it. It won’t be handed to you.

One of the most empowering aspects in learning to fight is taking control of your own safety. You are no longer reliant on the charity or uncertainty of those around you, and that certainty will drive off most predators. Predators don’t want a real fight, they aren’t looking. 9/10, they want victims who are vulnerable and go down easy. So, whether you’re male or female, and you’re worried about your safety then head to your local police precinct, find a seminar, and that’ll point you toward freedom.

So, TLDR:

Women can take punches but not if they’re not prepared for it and whoever was teaching you is a shithead.

Don’t let their idiocy turn you into a willing victim.

This post is a public service announcement, not martial arts training.

Go get some.

-Michi

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Regarding all the drama surrounding ME:A...

BEFORE YOU COMMENT, LET IT BE KNOWN THAT MY POST HAS OFFENDED PEOPLE. SKIP AND/OR BLOCK IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE. Don’t wanna upset anymore people today

I get it. Your upset. I can sympathize. Honestly, I can. Bioware could have made every character bisexual, they did that it Dragon Age 2! But that’s a little unrealistic?

Like out of all the people that came to andromeda PLUS what’s left of the Angaras, some of the people you get on your squad/crew/whatever aren’t interested in your gender?

Like, Sara Ryder player here, hit on Gil and he was like “umm no thx” ouch that sucked, lemme try another! Lexi “no thx” oh well shucks, that only stings a lot.

I understand that when it comes to m!ryder’s wanting a male love interest, there’s not much to choose from, and that honestly sucks. You have every right to be upset. You can’t be your true self in a game that is like an extension of you.

But straight up harassing developers and voice actors or anyone that has come in contact with the game is not right! They pour their hearts and souls into this game for you, add little things that you like FOR YOU, and you throw it right back at them. “THIS GAME SUCKS BECAUSE I CANT BANG THE SQUID CAT!” That’s not even what the game is about! It’s just an added bonus, an after thought. You can go through this entire game series without screwing a single person!

TL;DR:: I’m not bashing people for wanting representation. I’d want that too. I’m not saying you don’t have the right to be upset. By all means, do. All I’m trying to get at is respect. Respect for the company, for the people working in that company, for the game that is pretty much their baby! Stop the harassment. If a dev gets touchy about it, wouldn’t you if you were jabbed endlessly about it?

Enjoy the game for the story, the lore, the adventure! Romance is great, but I value the friendships I develop. I fall in love with the characters. These are my friends, my family.

I hope you can see it that way too.

Enjoy Andromeda!

(Editx2: sieve-owl made a lot of good points in their replies. I suggest people read them as well)

anonymous asked:

I remember when you were SUPER into soriel omg I still think it's cute thou

oh im still thinkin about it, dont u worry

one of my fav neutral endings is the Exiled Queen ending where sans goes to live with toriel in the ruins (the one where paps dead too). i did some sketches late last year (i dont know where they are) of their life as roommates. the doodles were pree sad, sans was unpacking his stuff at Tori’s and finds pap’s fav book PEEK-A-BOO WITH FLUFFY BUNNY and pretty much crumbles like a biscuit. I guess the entire thing is just them comforting each other 👍  and maybe slowly they become more than just friends

sheridandwyer  asked:

May I please request headcanons for the RFA + V + Saeran finding out MC is both very ticklish and has a tickle kink/gets turned on when they tickle them? They'd probably try to hide the fact that they're turned on/pretend they aren't ticklish so their s/o wouldn't find out, becuase they're embarrassed and feel like a freak because of it? Sorry I made this really descriptive it's just something I personally have been struggling with lately. Thank you so much!

There’s definitely nothing to be ashamed of with a tickle kink! I actually think it’s pretty cute and I feel like the RFA would think so too. Idk why but I find kinks a really fascinating thing because everyone’s are different and individual yet some are really common. 

I think I mentioned in a previous one about implied NSFW so the same is with this- it’s implied but there’s not any of the good stuff! Anyway, I hope these scenarios are ok! ~H x

RFA and MC with a tickle kink

Yoosung:

-You thought that Yoosung was the kind of person who would probably be very ticklish
-So you thought it would be fine if neither of you tickled the other
-A foolproof plan
-Not
-You were playing LOLOL and Yoosung was beating you effortlessly so you decided he needed distracting
-And you kissed him quite passionately whilst he was trying to defeat the monster
-“That’s cheating!” Yoosung declared after you pulled away, his face bright red from the sudden affection.
-You giggled and sat back down, thinking you’d won
-But Yoosung wanted revenge
-He came behind you and tickled you
-You immediately squealed before covering your mouth
-But Yoosung had figured that you were ticklish and was not about to show mercy
-So he continued to tickle you until
-“Mmm, Yoosung,” you accidentally moaned.
-He stopped and looked at you for a second
-Both of your faces were bright red
-“I really like it when you tickle me,” you whispered seductively, too turned on to care now.
-Yoosung captured your lips hungrily
-And you happily complied, kissing him back
-LOLOL was long forgotten by the time you’d finished

Zen:

-You knew Zen was always giving you hugs and occasionally catching your ticklish spots
-But it was ok because he was always happy to kiss you if you suddenly decided to make out with him
-Still, you didn’t want him to know how turned on proper tickling made you
-And you intended it to stay that way
-Until one time, Zen was massaging your feet whilst ranting about his coworkers
-And he decided to gently tickle your foot
-Luckily, your foot wasn’t a place where you necessarily got turned on
-But you still laughed
-“Aww, babe are you ticklish?” Zen smirked.
-“No,” you lied, trying to make sure he didn’t go any further than your foot
-Never mind his beast, you were about to become a beast
-“I think I’ll have to test that theory,” Zen hummed, obviously not believing you
-No no no no no
-That was the only thought going through your mind as he started to tickle you
-Very quickly, the laughing turned into soft moans
-Before you knew it, Zen was pinned under you and your noses were touching, both of you breathing heavily
-“Sorry, Zen. Tickling does things to me. Especially if it’s you,” you explained as briefly as possible.
-“I definitely wouldn’t apologise if I was you, babe.” Zen looked you up and down with a smile.
-You quickly kissed him deeply, roaming his mouth with your tongue
-Zen’s arms trailed down to your waist and he tickled you slowly again
-With a sharp groan, you grinded down against him
-It took a matter of seconds for both of your clothes to be scattered across the floor
-Zen definitely loved tickling you

Jaehee:

-She always seems so proper that you never thought she’d be one to tickle you
-Boy were you wrong
-You were making the two of you a cup of coffee when Jaehee came up behind you
-You thought she was just giving you a hug
-But then she tickled you
-With a squeal, you quickly put the coffee down and turn around
-“Jaehee- I- you shouldn’t-“ you tried to warn but you were already out of breath and feeling aroused.
-“Oh. Sorry- I won’t tickle you if you don’t like it,” she apologised.
-That was good. Then she wouldn’t know
-But you really wanted her now
-“It’s not that I don’t like it. It’s just..” you paused for a bit, “I kind of have a tickle kink.”
-Jaehee blushed and giggled
-Giggled
-“Don’t be embarrassed about it,” she said when she noticed that you went red.
-“It’s weird,” you argued, but Jaehee shook her head.
-“Am I allowed to tickle you, then?” she asked.
-“Only if you’re prepared for the consequences,” you breathed.
-Jaehee was definitely tickling you now
-Which turned into making out
-And before you knew it, you were underneath her as her hands tickled a different part of your body, making you squirm in delight
-Yep, Jaehee was definitely allowed to tickle you

Jumin:

-He wasn’t really a fan of tickling
-Much to your relief
-But he was having a bad day and wanted to curl up with you on the sofa
-You were happy to listen to his complaining about the annoying people he worked with
-Often they made you laugh
-Which made Jumin laugh
-Because he wants you to be happy
-But then he slowly starts tracing patterns on your side
-Right on your ticklish spot
-It’s slow enough at first, but then you shift slightly and giggle
-“MC, are you ticklish?” Jumin asked.
-“Oh, not really. You just… made me laugh,” you lied, hoping that he wouldn’t find out.
-Your evasion only made him more curious, so he decided to tickle you further
-The little squeals you made were so cute to him
-Until you moaned and he realised why you’d tried to hide it
-As a man of many kinks, he knew immediately
-Please never make me write that sentence again- it just sounded weird
-“So you really are ticklish,” Jumin mused in his deep, seductive voice, tilting your chin up to look him in the eyes.
-Boy are his eyes mesmerising
-And his voice
-What was once an innocent cuddling session certainly doesn’t feel like that now
-“Yeah,” you breathed out in defeat.
-“Good, because I know all the good spots to hit,” Jumin smirked.
-You didn’t miss the innuendo
-He connected his lips with yours, starting a deep kiss
-And then you were making out
-And then you were removing each others’ clothes
-And now you were ready to put Jumin’s statement to the test
-Cover your eyes, Elizabeth the 3rd

Seven:

-You were lying to yourself if you thought you’d last a day in this boy’s presence without being tickled
-He is the tickle master
-And he is merciless
-The first time you were over at his house, he cleared his throat
-So you looked up in surprise
-“I must declare,” Seven said in a mock serious tone, “that it’s time for a tickle war!”
-“No, Saeyoung!” you screeched.
-But he tickled you anyway
-You bit your lip hard to stop any… sounds… coming out
-But obviously not hard enough
-The second you moaned, Seven laughed
-“Ohohoho, I have uncovered MC’s fatal weakness,” he grinned.
-“Saeyoung, please!” you groaned, covering your face with your hands
-It was still way too early into the relationship for you two to be opening up about kinks
-“Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me,” he winked.
-Warning: If Seven promises something and then winks
-He won’t keep that promise
-“Does that mean you won’t tickle me, then?” you asked.
-Ha
-The answer was no, obviously
-So you decided to shut Seven up by kissing him
-You needed to relieve yourself somehow, if only slightly
-And it certainly shut him up

Saeran:

-Saeran wasn’t really one for tickling
-So you thought you were pretty safe
-But he lives in the same house as Seven, remember?
-You were over at the Choi residence when Seven decided to declare a tickle war
-You immediately directed it to Saeran to avoid you getting tickled
-He let out very cute giggles
-But when Saeran realised you were ganging up on him too
-He attac
-He decided to ambush you with tickles
-To which you ended up squirming and squealing
-Seven quickly realised and left
-Thanks, Seven
-“Saeran, please, stop,” you begged.
-He can tell that you secretly like it
-But it’s not until you moan that he realises
-“So it’s like that, huh?” he whispered in your ear after pausing his tickling, straddling your waist.
-“Sorry. Tickling is just- really-“ you tried to explain.
-“Got it,” he winked before kissing you hungrily.
-He’s not going to forget about that fact
-Guys, please move to the bedroom. Seven could walk in any second

V:

-He wouldn’t really be a ticklish person
-But he’s the type to laugh anyway because he doesn’t want to disappoint anyone
-That doesn’t mean that he doesn’t love to give tickles
-Because he does
-V had wanted to take some pictures of you at the park
-You had tried to disagree but he was having none of it
-But for some reason, you weren’t quite smiling like your usual self today
-V asked you to stay on the bench and guard his camera whilst he bought some hot drinks from the hut in the park
-But he actually had a secret plan
-He bought the drinks, but after placing them down on the bench, staying out of sight, he tickled you
-You immediately squealed before feeling your core heat up
-Oh dear
-“Sorry, love, I didn’t realise you were so ticklish,” he smiled as he came into view.
-“Oh, it’s not just that, actually,” you blushed, hoping that you wouldn’t have to expand.
-But V was curious now
-“If it’s not just being ticklish, then what is it?” he asked, deciding to tickle you again.
-You end up panting when he finally relents
-And look up at him with passion in your eyes
-You grab the front of his jacket and connect his lips to yours
-That’s better
-When you pull back, V looks at you with even more confusion
-“Tickling… turns me on,” you admitted embarrassedly.
-“Aah,” V finally understood, “In that case I’ll make sure to be a bit more careful with my tickling i.e. not in a public park.”
-“Jihyun!” you scolded.
-Before kissing him again

BNHA BOYS ON THEIR FIRST DATES

MIDORIYA:

  • Stutters out an invitation and blushes like a mad idiot
  • Is so fucking surprised (but happy) when he gets a yes he forgets to breathe for a second
  • Plans the perfect date forever then realizes he had the wrong day in mind
  • Is super upset about it but in the end takes his crush out to see a movie, which turns out to be even more fun
  • Definitely takes a fuckton of photos in purikura booths and laughs at how silly they are
  • Somehow manages to hold hands and breathe at the same time
  • He’s so afraid his quirk is going to magically activate itself and break his date’s fingers as well as his own
  • Doesn’t kiss on his first date but gathers the courage to ask them out again
  • Basically, he’s cute and manages to relax and be himself which definitely gets him a second date too
  • The cutest little blushing ball ever

BAKUGOU:

  • “I don’t really care if you’re going but it’s gonna be fucking epic, just saying”
  • He totally fucking does care and stares at them until they say yes
  • Takes them to a metal concert, I can’t see it any other way
  • They both end up having a lot of fun but of course they both lose their voices from screaming that much and their necks are sore
  • It’s super late when they get out of the venue and they’re starving
  • What do you do after a metal concert? Get some fast food
  • They’re laughing and this is the perfect moment for a kiss
  • If Kacchan wasn’t so oblivious of course. He needs a direct hint for stuff like that
  • “Katsuki, you have ketchup on your face-” “Fuck, thanks.” And he wipes it off
  • He acts like this wasn’t even a date because it wasn’t but he’d gladly ‘hang out with them again’
  • Basically he’s a mess but he’s a hot mess

TODOROKI:

  • What are dates?
  • Doesn’t like to plan things too much, just kind of wants everything to evolve naturally
  • You know, a walk in the park, ice cream and relaxed chatter
  • It’s the best way to get to know someone after all
  • He has many of those moments where he just sees them smile and it makes his heart skip a beat
  • ‘I can’t do this’
  • Looks chill but is actually nervous af
  • A walk in the park turns into stargazing and unintentional hand brushing, shoulders bumping
  • Is worried about them being home late and getting in trouble so he escorts them home just in case
  • Gets a kiss on the cheek right before they part and a subtle invitation to go out again
  • He got this

KIRISHIMA:

  • He’s not even subtle about it, he straight out comes to his crush and asks them out
  • Doesn’t hide his excitement when he sees them and immediately tells them how beautiful they look
  • Basically showering them with compliments, but they are all 100% honest
  • He hasn’t planned any of this date so he just goes with the flow
  • You like cotton candy, we’ll get some. Wanna go to karaoke? Sounds fun!
  • His dates are 100% spontaneous and 150% fun, really, he’s a natural at this
  • If it gets cold, he’ll give them his jacket without thinking, they can’t even try to object
  • Takes a photo or two for memories
  • Is not afraid to make a fool of himself, which is also why he looks so cool doing everything
  • It’s really hard not to fall for him even after only 1 date
  • “You know, I feel like I could kiss you right now”
  • And so he does, if they agree of course
  • The only right thing to do of course is to walk them home and make sure they’re feeling well
  • He doesn’t even need to ask for a second date. The question is when
  • That’s it. He’s the master of dating

KAMINARI:

  • Oh boy, this cute little mess needs half an hour of mental preparations to ask them out
  • When he does, though, it turns out alright but he’s not sure if they understand what kind of date this is
  • He has no idea what to wear
  • 15 minutes early, you know, just in case
  • Struggles with staying 100% relaxed so he helps himself out with his quirk
  • This turns into an exchange of tricks with their quirks and a conversation about them
  • Once he relaxes, he can pretty much open any topic and find mutual interests
  • Takes them to a nice café and insists on paying
  • Blurts out something like ‘you’re so pretty’ and blushes like mad after saying it
  • Constantly reassuring himself that he will be fine
  • Date ends with a smile and a wave
  • Texts them that evening and continues their lively conversation late into the night, receiving a ‘we should repeat this’ before they say goodnight
  • Basically, he’s cute and he got this
99 Problems (8/)

  Summary : You are an agent that worked alongside the Avengers , with an unusually close friendship with Captain Rogers. What happened when he reveals his true feelings for you before you leave on an undercover mission?  By the time you return from the mission, you’ve missed the events of Civil War.  What happens when you come home and most of your friends are gone? And when they return?

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader, Avengers x Reader.

Warnings: Swearing, flirting, angst, fluff, and smut ;)

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                                                       Chapter 8

   You hear the door open behind you , your hands fly to your cheeks to wipe away any lingering tears. 

“ Y/n?“  Steve asks, his voice coming from right behind you . 

You turn to him , plastering a fake smile on, ” Good morning Steve.“ you try to sound happy, but you can tell Steve sees right through it .

” You know, I can still read you like the back of my hand. “ he says as he crosses his arms. You sigh, then begin telling him what happened last night with Bucky .   When you finish the story , he pinches the bridge of his nose as he groans.

" Ill talk to him .” he says, moving towards the door. You grab his hand to stop him .

“No, Steve this is something I should do on my own . I just - not right now.” you answer quietly .

“ Why not right now? Y/n, he doesn’t want that girl, and if he does something with her its going to be out of spite & bother both of you. "  Yelling from outside breaks you from your conversation with Steve, you both look to the window, seeing Bucky and Johnny yelling at each other.                                                                                                                                 ” Oh shit. “ you say as you rush to the door with Steve hot on your heel. When you make it down to them , Bucky is reeling his fist back . You launch forward, grabbing onto it.

” Bucky no !“ you say as he turns to see who stopped him .

 ” Of course you’d be the one to stop me.“ he snaps.” What the hell is that suppose to mean?!“ you shout . Now you and Bucky are face to face, anger radiating off of both of you .

” Guys-“

” Shut up Steve.“ you both say at the same time.

” Bucky what the hell is wrong with you!“ you angrily ask .

” Theres nothing wrong with me ! Keep your boy toy on a leash , he was hitting on my girl “ His Girl? You hear the girl from the beach giggle, walking up and lacing her arm through Buckys. She leans up pressing her lips to his ,you nearly lose it . 

You let out a cold laugh , ” Oh really ? Your new girl? “ you ask , you direct you gaze to her , ” You have 20 seconds to get the hell out of here .“ you growl at her.

” I don’t think so.“ She replies bravely. You send her an impressed look , then take a step towards her. Steves arm wraps around your waist stopping you ,

” I would listen to her ma'am. I don’t think I can hold her back.“ Steve says to the girl.  She scoffs, moving behind Bucky to use him as a shield.  Bucky is wearing a sick grin that’s begging to be wiped off his face.

 ” Steve, let me go.“ you demand, and to your surprise he listens.

You lock eyes with the girl , ” You want him, you got him Honey. Goodluck. You did me a favor, Saved me from telling an asshat like him that I love him.“  The last words falling from your lips before you can stop them . Your eyes go wide, mirroring everyone elses. You didn’t even realize how far you had fallen until this moment when the words involuntarily flew from your lips in a moment of hurt & anger. You turn , leaving everyone absolutely silent.  You don’t try to fight the tears that are falling now as you climb the stairs to your room.   Before you can shut your door a hand slides through .

" 10 /10 on that performance . You left everyone speechless. ” Johnny says, trying to make you laugh . When he sees he failed, he pulls you to him . You push away though , wiping the tears from your eyes.  You hear a knock on your door, and he goes to see who it is . Him and Steve return ,

“  What Steve.” you snap when you see him staring at you .

“  Talk to him.” Is all he says ,all you can do is laugh.

“ You’re kidding , right Steve?” Johnny asks

“ I  don’t think so sweetheart. That ship, has sailed and sunk. ” you say while you flop down on your bed.

 ” Y/n?“ Oh hell no.You immediately sit up at the sound of Buckys voice,

” Get the hell out.“ you say . You lock eyes with him, and he steps towards you . ” What don’t you understand Barnes. Get. Out.“ you growl.  He keeps moving towards you , making your anger boil over.  ” Your girl wouldn’t appreciate you being in my room ,would she? “ you question with fake sincerity.

” Y/n I’m sorry I shoul-“   you push past him , exiting your room.

 Johnny catches up to you before you reach the stairs , he grabs your hand, pulling you with as he sprints down the stairs.  When you reach the bottom of the stairs he grabs a random pair of keys off the hooks then continues outside.  When he hit the alarm button on the keys,Tonys red convertible starts blinking.  You hear johnny pretty much moan at the sight and he hops in the drivers seat. You leap over the passenger door,landing in the seat beside him. Both super soldiers barrel out of the front door after you guys, but its too late . The car flies past them in a blur , you can hear them yelling after you but it soon fades.       

  When you return to the house a few hours later,  you feel much better . You spent the day arm in arm with Johnny, walking around & eating at every icecream shop you could find. You both try to sneak into the house quietly,  you’re praying the team is out back or on the beach  . It was too early for them to be asleep .

You silently close the front door,  you and johnny both yelp when FRIDAYS voice appears.  ” Sergeant Barnes, Miss Y/n has returned.“ He would ask to be told when I’m back . Fucking creep.

  Bucky walks through the kitchen doorway , standing in front of you. Awkward silence ensues, until you break it by laughing. ” Well, that was fun . But I’m gonna hit the showers. Night boys. “ you say as you go to the stairs.

 ” y/n its only like 6 !“ Johnny calls after you . You flick him off over your shoulder as you start on the stairs.  You don’t get too far before a hand wraps around your wrist. You turn on the step , as you an arm snakes around your knees and you fall over someones shoulder.

” What the fuck. Put me down!“ you yell, you look up seeing Johnny in the same spot you left him .Oh fuck . You realize Bucky is the one carrying you , you start squirming in his hold.

” Unless you wanna fall head first down the stairs I suggest you stop. “ he warns as he climbs the stairs.  When he finally stops , he tosses you onto your bed.

“  I should of let you explain last night, I jumped to about 500 different conclusions instead. I thought you were embarrassed that Johnny caught us, or that maybe you wanted him instead.  Or that you came to your senses and realized that you deserve more than me .  I love you Y/n , I’ve known for a while, but when you kissed me I couldn’t hide it anymore. The thought of you not -”

“ Stop.” you say  . You are barely holding in the tears now, you move from your bed to your door.

 ” Y/n please-“ his voice cracks .

” Your goal was to hurt me by being with that girl, right? To hurt me like you were last night? Congratulations,you got what you wanted.I thought you were different ,I didn’t think you’d ever hurt me on purpose, whether we are friends or lovers.  You’re not who I thought you were . “ 

 " I’m the same person Y/n,  I made a mistake, and I am sorry for it.  But can you honestly tell me you wouldn’t of done the same if you were in my shoes last night ? If I pushed you away , what would you of done?” he was getting aggravated now, anger taking over his tone.  

“ I would of let you explain!”

“ Oh really? Like you did today when you took off with Johnny!?” he shouts.Oh crap. 


You sigh , realizing he is partially right. When you don’t answer, he sighs as he pinches the bridge of his nose. You walk back to the bed and sit on the edge. He sits next to you , your elbows brushing eachothers.

 "When I came here, I really only had Steve.  You didn’t even know me, and you came to my rescue when Ross showed up . You came hurling into my life like a hurricane; a beautiful, crazy as fuck, caring hurricane. You blew away everything I thought I knew , and accepted me as I am; a broken monster . I didn’t think I stood a chance, why would someone as wonderful & sweet as you , love a disaster like me?“ he says . 

 You turn, your hands going to cradle his cheek. Tears are slowly falling down your cheeks at his words, at how low he sees himself.

” You are not a monster, do you hear me Bucky? You are far from it .“ you tell him , but you see the insecurity in his eyes.  " I didn’t want to push you away , ” you sigh , trying to gain the courage to continue, “ You spent your life having decisions made for you , never having the chance to choose what you wanted to do . I didn’t want to bombard you with my feelings, and make you think you had to feel the same.  You’re still piecing together your memories Buck, I didn’t want to add more weight on your shoulders. “ 

” So , you made the choice for me , huh?“ he scoffs.

 ” No! I was just- okay I know it seems like that . But I wasn’t - ugh this is just so- I wanted to talk about it with you last night. See if that was you really wanted, if I was what you really wanted .“ you say shyly.  The room is filled with silence, until Buckys deep laughter shatters it. You whip your head towards him in  confusion at his outburst.  

He shakes his head, then leans over and places his lips gently on yours in a quick kiss, ” I love you.“ he says , his lips brushing against yours.

” I love you Bucky.“ you confess. The second the words leave your lips his fingers card through your hair, pulling you closer to him . You don’t resist, giving in as his lips move with yours . You run your tongue over his bottom lip, and he immediately parts his lips to let you in. As the kiss gets dirtier, you push his shoulders back, knocking him flat on the bed . You straddle his lap, quickly taking off your shirt. 


You lean back down to connecting your lips once again . His hands are all over you , massaging your breasts, then sliding down your sides to grope your ass . He flips you both , then removes the rest of your clothes, then his. The feeling of his metal fingers swiping through your drenched folds sends a new set of chills through your body.  His fingers tease your clit as his lips trail down your neck .  

” Bucky , I cant wait. Just please.“ you beg through the moans that slip out. He leans down , starting a passionate kiss as he glides his cock through your folds . Your hips lift as you feel his tip prodding at your entrance . He slides into you , both of you moaning at the feeling . He gives you a moment to adjust before he begins slowly thrusting .  He stays slow for a while, before he grips your hips and starts pounding into you.

” God, you don’t know how good you feel doll. “ his voice was raspy and strained.Your back arches as he picks up his pace, you can tell you aren’t going to last long from the way you can already feel yourself clamping around him.

 "Bucky I’m-"   His grip tightens on your hips, his pace quickening as he slams even harder into you . ” Oh my god.“ you whimper . You spiral into your orgasm, loud whines leaving your lips as you tightly shut your eyes.  Bucky doesn’t stop though , just continues relentlessly fucking you as he chases his finish.

” I think I can get one more out of you Darling.“ he says between grunts. His fingers find your clit, the feeling of cold metal hitting your sensitive folds sends a shock through you . He keeps his animalistic pace as he harshly circles your clit. You can feel his rhythm falter, signaling you that hes close.

” Bucky , harder !“  He listens, almost violently fucking you into your second orgasm and him into his . He cums moaning your name, and you swear it’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever heard.   He rolls off to your side, both of you panting  .

  ” Mr.Barnes,  Mr Stark requests your presence in the back yard when you are ready .“  FRIDAYS voice startles both of you . You can feel the ache in your body forming already as you stand to dress.  Before you can take a step, Buckys arm is around your waist tugging you back down.  

” Don’t go anywhere. Ill be back. “ He says as he gently kisses you . You giggle and lay back down.    

 When you wake up , you grab your phone and see its been a couple hours since Bucky went to talk to Tony. You look to the other side of your bed and find it empty. Where is he?  You roll out of bed to find him . You find him in the kitchen, staring out the back windows at the ocean.  His posture was tense, setting off alarms in your mind. What could Tony of possibly said to him  .

” You never came back .“ you say quietly. He doesn’t turn around when he responds ,

” I know. “ You step behind him, beginning to wrap your arms around his waist from behind. As your hands go to meet at his stomach his hands stop you, grabbing onto yours and removing them .  

"  Whatever this is, its over."  he says coldly.

"  What are you -  It barely even started Bu-”

“ Its over. I dont want this. ”

I’m sorry , what?


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thefattabbycat  asked:

Hi darling. I'm a bit under the weather with AP testing tomorrow. I wanted to ask for a GoM+Hanamiya+Kiyoshi (you don't have to do it all if its too much) yandere with s/o. I've really been into yandere anime lately.

[Omg I’m so late,, I hope your tests went well] Since the character count was pretty high, I made them headcanons. My first time with a yandere request so please don’t hesitate to send me any constructive criticism?? Thanks!!

- Kru


Kise Ryouta

  • He would not let you out of his sight if he ever suspected you were talking to someone that wasn’t him.
  • He’d be a show off and constantly exclaim to everyone about how you were his
  • He would know literally EVERYTHING about you so that whenever he feels like your feelings might be straying from him, he’d know exactly how to pull you back to him

Midorima Shintarou

  • Midorima would be a lot more secretive about his clinginess but would make up any excuse to spend time with you and make sure you aren’t talking to anyone but him
  • He gets rid of competition in a more sly and cunning way than other yanderes, and carefully plans out every move he’d make to keep you closer to him
  • He would buy your lucky items and read your daily horoscope before his own

Aomine Daiki

  • VERY dominant and obsessive over you. Doesn’t let anyone look at you in inappropriate ways
  • Believes that he’s the only one allowed to see you flustered or blushing or smiling
  • Gets very angry when he sees you talking to other guys, but takes it out on the guy instead

Murasakibara Atsushi

  • Veeeeeeeery clingy. He won’t leave your side even if you beg him to go.
  • Gets angry over the smallest things, like you talking to an old male friend or a cash register. He’d use his overwhelming presence to easily put anyone back to their place
  • He’d easily get moody, causing uneasy turbulence in your relationship

Akashi Seijuro

  • He gets very violent when he sees you talking to other guys, threatening them that they’ll see blood if they ever talked to you again
  • He would demand for constant gestures of affection in public
  • Like Aomine, he’d get very angry when he sees you talking to others, however, he punishes you instead

Kuroko Tetsuya

  • Major stalker. Even if he told you that he’s going home first, he’d still follow you until he saw you to safety.
  • Oddly obsessed over things you give him. Like items of value or even a pencil you let him borrow. He’d treasure it greatly.
  • Like Midorima, is very cunning when getting rid of competition.

Hanamiya Makoto

  • Never gets his hands dirty. If there’s ever a reason to get rid of some filth who decided to talk to you, he’d do it indirectly
  • Blames every emotion he has on you. He’d use you as a scapegoat to handle his overwhelming jealousy
  • Enjoys making you feel lower than him, and believes that they are the only ones allowed to do so

Kiyoshi Teppei

  • He knows everything about you and uses it as either punishment or bait to draw you closer to him
  • Gets very clingy whenever he sees you continually keeping in touch with someone other than him
  • Is actually pretty tolerant for a yandere

@victuurisims submitted:

AHHHH IS IT TOO LATE TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY?? WELL HAPPY BIRTH ANYWAY! I HAD THIS ALREADY PREPARED BC MY BIRTHDAY WAS LITERALLY 3 WEEKS AGO, BUT I’D BE HAPPY TO SHARE THE VICTUURI CAKE

!!! thank you so so much!!!

anonymous asked:

Do you have any jamilton headcannons. Idk if you like any aus

I love Jamilton, its usually in the top side of my ever changing otps. Well ok, as much as I love Jamilton I’m hella selective. There is some aus where I’m not feeling it and others that work so well? Ya know? I really dig @midnigtartist ‘s fic. I think its a great Jam au.

Jamilton (Living together)

  • Thomas having to organize his closet because HE has too much shit and Alex is living out of boxes still ( “Why do you own 4 of the same fucking jacket?” “Because I look good in all 5 of them.”
  • Thomas fucking up Ham’s schedule by constantly pulling him back to bed
  • In return Hamilton keeps Thomas up pretty late at night with work…and stuff
  • Thomas composing a musical piece just for Hamilton, plays it for him when he’s just thinking about him or missing him. Hamilton walks in on him playing many times after late nights at the office
  • Hamilton making coffee for two; borrowing Thomas’s robe
  • They keep a “I was wrong” jar where they put change whenever one of them was wrong. 
  • Late night talks
  • Reading books silently while holding hands
  • Finishing thoughts and actions, handing each other things without asking for them
  • Daily debates over dinner, Hamilton gets lowkey aroused when Thomas gets passionate about something. 
Dating Laurel Castillo would include

*Im pretty much caught up so this may have a few spoilers**also this is written as being best friends and then starting dating after season 3)

-Its actually the Keating six because you are in their class and work with them too

-Late night study sessions together

-Always being able to help and comfort each other whenever someone dies

-Making sure each other are protected whenever the group is questioned by the police

-Having sleepovers almost every night to spoon

-Always being able to make each other smile and laugh when you need too

-Being able to rant to each other about anything

-Holding each others hands and comfortable squeezing them whenever either of you are scared

-Playful competitions to be on the chair in cases

-Knowing that you’ll always be able to trust each other

-Raising her and Wes’ child with her

-Being for her throughout her time in the hospital and the memorial

-Sweet forehead kisses

-Taking things slow while she’s still moving on and morning

-Your relationship is just like how you were when you were friends except a lot more making out

-Staying up late talking and giggling

-Healing together and having a happy life after graduating from Middleton Law

-Going out to fancy restaurants and spoiling each other

-Sharing clothes and making each other dinner for nights in

-Just being really happy that you always have each other to count on and to love

Originally posted by vanessacarlysle

Take them to the vet

One of the saddest things I hear sitting on consults is “my family think I’m really stupid, say that I’m crazy taking her to the vet for —” and all I want to do is jump up and assure them that they’ve done the best thing and congratulate them for having it checked.

I get down about how people think its silly and unnecessary to take your pet to the vet for small reasons, and it goes so far that their owners feel shameful about doing it. Even though I’m entering vet med my family still do this to me from time-to-time (????).

The best outcome is pretty much “it’s nothing, but take these meds to make her comfortable”.

The worst outcome is that they’ve left it for too long and their animal has been in pain for a while now and/or the problem is more expensive/too late to treat.

10

Tagged by @mcrkilljoy11 to post 8 photos of my bias but screw it, I’m gonna post 10 gifs instead. No one can stop me! *evil laughter aka Hyogie*

It was so hard for me to choose because I have made over 1000 gifs of Leo alone (say whuuttt!!!) and I gotta choose between smexy, stripper, if looks could kill, cute and fluffy etc etc. Anyway you get my point and so I chose Hamzzi coz Leo + Food = OTP!!!

Tagging: @danger06, @rubmesomevixx, @wonsiks-hamster-taek, @wontaec, @officialsanghyuk, @ottokaji-vixx, @starlyttheaven, @taek-danada, @taek-n-starlight, @wonsik-chic, @fluffsik, @robochorom, @jongtaekwoon, @hong-buns, @cha-nnnnn. @hansanghyuked, @forever-vixx, @coffeeprinceleo, @efflorescenteunhae, @cha-latte, @vixxravi3, @chasassyeon, @wontaektv and pretty much everyone who wants to do this. 

nebula-prinz  asked:

HI I SAW AUTISTIC MICHAEL IM HERE TO ADD ON BCUS I LOVE HIM!!! I agree his headphones are a comfort object and music and rythms and stuff like that is a Big Important Stim for him and he's pretty sensitive to loud environments (cough jeremy got him noise canceling headphones cough), so he puts them on even if he isn't playing anything when things start to be Too Much. I have more but it's late and there's too much to type I'll probably send more in the morning lol just a heads up

Tbh he probably plays white noise on them when he sleeps bc he Lives In The Basement and he has a hypersensetivity to noise and the boiler is super loud.

anonymous asked:

How would Tale Sans, Fell bros and Swap bros react to an S/O who's clutching onto then tightly at night because there are weird Gregorian-like chants outside of their bedroom window and it's really creepy to them?

(Undertale)
–> Sans: he’s weirded out too. Not as much by the chanting, because it happens some times, but who the hell is up this late? Once he realizes that you’re awake as well he quickly tps outside. You hear screaming and them silence. Which he claims is the sound of forgiveness.
–> Papyrus: he’s pretty scared too. He holds you to his body tightly, and starts reciting “the fluffy bunny” to calm himself down. Eventually he screams for Sans, and tells Sans that the chanting has woken both of you up and is quite frightening. “ F-FOR HER! I AM NOT FRIGHTENED, MY HUMAN IS. C-COULD YOU.. could you please make them stop?” The sound of forgiveness once again ensues.

(Underfell)
–> Red: nah. He isn’t having this. He stomps down the stairs and is yelling the whole way, loud enough for those outside to hear. You can hear the front door open, creatures running frantically, and then his stomping back to the bed. He lays down, grumbling angrily, pulls you close and falls back asleep.
–> Edge: You hear him yell in annoyance as he springs up out of your arms and jumps through the window. “YOU HAVE WOKEN THE TERRIBLE PAPYRUS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS CALLS FOR? I SHOULD BRING YOU ALL TO MY TORTURE CHAMBERS! ANYONE UP THIS LATE NEEDS TO BE CLEANSED OF THEIR GOD FORSAKEN SINS.” He’s screaming at the top of his lungs as he hurls turrents of bones at them. He doesn’t care on who, or if he landed a hit.

(Underswap)
–> Blue: he’s crying, poor bean. You try calming him but you’re freaked out too, whicj only makes him cry more. He clings to you and says “if I die tell papy I love him!” Hearing this, his brother is in the room immediately. When he notices the chanting and both of you freaking out, he growls and goes outside.
–> Stretch: he doesn’t wake up, I’m so sorry. You don’t want to yell, but you want him awake. You end up getting in his goodie with him and staying there till the chanting stops, and then fall asleep. When you’re both awake and still like that, Stretch has this smirk on his face. “So.. Hey there. Wacha dooooin? ” you explain, but he laughs it off as an elaborate excuse to get closer to him. “If that happens again, if it did happen, just push me off the bed. ”

I prayed that Juuzou was at the CCG and not underground but it seems sensei intercepted my prayers and now I have to watch my favorite characters fight against each other. WHY???

I knew it was coming because of the poems but deluded myself into thinking it will not be so. What a fool I was. My hope is crushed and now my pessimistic mind will take over, destroying me this week as I wait for the next chapter. I am not ready for the loss of either.

Damn, something tragic is bound to happen. I still don’t see Touka dying but her child I can’t be so sure. I just can’t bear to think of that pain.

anonymous asked:

It took me this long to work out that Kaltenecker the cow is called Kaltenecker because of Benjamin Kaltenecker the producer and I feel like I've let the entire fandom down, anyroad, do you happen to have any fic recommendations? Have a nice day!

I owe the same knowledge entirely to a tumblr post I saw after season 2 aired, so fret not dear friend you weren’t alone in that particular boat

as for fic recs, here are the last couple I read and have really enjoyed! if you’re into klance definitely check them out;

Fake It Till You Make It by nikkiRA

Rating: M

Pairings: Keith/Lance, mentioned Shiro/Allura

Keith and Lance get sent to recruit a civilization of aliens into the Voltron Alliance, but end up having to pretend date to weasel their way out of some rather…compromising positions. The characterization in this fic was really good, plus it was just flat out funny. There are so many cleverly crafted lines and enjoyable scenarios, so despite the premise being a little odd, it was a really enjoyable read. Plus, fake dating, my ultimate trope weakness that somehow managed to be both enjoyably cliché and excitingly unconventional at the same time. It doesn’t always take the traditional ‘fake dating trope’ route, so there was definitely a level of surprise there at times as well. I wouldn’t be too put off by the rating, while things definitely get a little heavier in later chapters, things are relatively non-explicit, as the tags suggest. Absolutly worth the read if you’re willing to hear about space boners and the like.

cause you’re learning me by safra

Rating: G

Pairings: Keith/Lance

A really cute university AU fic where Keith and Lance are roommates that have never met because their schedules are so wildly different. Until, you know, Lance finds Keith passed out on their couch one day. I wept. And laughed. If I remember correctly someone also sets a kitchen on fire. Please read this.

two bros, chillin’ in a space pool by memesofbees

Rating: M

Pairings: Keith/Lance

A clever written take on the whole pool scene from season 2, in which Lance is a competitive shit and Keith is a hothead and they’ve both got it mutually bad for one another. Rating is for makeouts, if you’re comfortable with that I wouldn’t worry about anything any heavier cropping up. Oneshot but still worth the read!

(these ones aren’t completed but are still worth checking out!)

Diplomatic Difficulties by TemenCMoth

Rating: T

Pairings: Keith/Lance

Keith and Lance manage to get themselves accidentally space engaged and Allura is having an absolute aneurism over what this means for the fate of the universe and, more importantly, the thinly veiled sanity of literally everyone on the ship. The boys pine, they are dense. It’s highly entertaining.

The Quiet by MilkTeaMiku

Rating: NR

Pairings: Keith/Lance

Keith has the ability to see ghosts, and also for some reason also thinks working at a hospital is his best line of work. Lance is a ghost oddly unlike any other he has ever met before, which intrigues Keith much more than it should. Strange things begin happening at work as Keith gets more and more tangled up in Lance’s (after)life, and he must learn to unravel the mystery of what exactly the hell is going on before its too late for all of them. A more angsty but really interesting fic with a plot that constantly keeps the reader on their toes, 100% worth the read.