Can you make headcanons about the reader dating Wade but being shy? I am
a very shy and non social person to strangers but if I know you well
then I will talk about lot.
You sat in a booth by yourself waiting to see if your pick for the dead pool was dead or not. You had quite a bit of money, and a lot of faith on your bet. You watched the door seeing if your pick would come in. The bar’s phone rang and Weasel answered it; you watched him, wondering what news was being delivered. He looked upset, and after a sigh he hung up the phone.
“Hey! I got results on the dead pool!” he yelled. The bar quieted as everyone awaited who was dead, and who would get the money.
“Snake Eyes got stabbed to death outside of a Toys R Us. He is definitely dead and that means Church Mouse won the dead pool.” He announced. Groans and curses filled the bar and you got a few nasty glares. They didn’t bother you though, you were so good your name never even made it up on the dead pool. You got up and went to the bar to accept your reward.
“Alright, Mouse, $2000,” Weasel counted out the money in front of you and you accepted it with a small smile, “Nothing, no scream of happiness, not even a little word?”
“Shut up, leave me alone,” You grinned. Weasel was a friend… in loose terms. There was a reason you were called Church Mouse, mouse for short, you were as quiet as a church mouse. Most of the people in the bar had no idea what your voice sounded like. You just weren’t comfortable enough to talk around them. You preferred keeping to yourself. You only came to the bar for jobs and the dead pool. Weasel kept people from bothering you.
“Hellooo beautiful!” a voice called out as they came undoubtedly over to you. Weasel kept everyone from bothering you, everyone except Wade Wilson.
“I thought maybe you died,” you said with a smile.
“Ha ha, as if you could be so lucky,” he laughed, hands going to hold your waist.
“I don’t know, Wade. Tonight’s my lucky night. Snake Eyes died,” you grinned.
“Snaaaake!” Wade wailed out.
“As if he didn’t get enough of you Metal Gear Solid references when he was alive.”
“Well, you won, why don’t you take a pretty girl like me out for a night on the town.”
“I will, when I find a pretty girl like you around,” you threw back.
“Ouch,” he laughed.
“So this is what she’s really like?” Weasel asked, looking between the two of you amusedly. You rolled your eyes and put your money in your bag.
“Yes, but ssshh it’s a secret.”
“Shut up, Wade.” You laughed. You walked around him to leave. He took your hand and pulled you back.
“Wait, wait,” he spoke and you let him pull you back so you were in front of him again.
“Balls in holes?”He asked.
“I want the big ass Panda.”
“Come on then.” he was running off to the exit as fast as he could. You let him drag you along, laughing all the while. As you walked about the arcade Wade held your hand pulling you along to whatever caught his eye at the moment. He was good enough at ski ball that he got the Giant Panda for you without any problem. As you walked back home you carried the panda with one arm while Wade continued to hold your hand.
“Yes! A jalapeno popper grilled cheese,” You laughed.
“I have never even thought of that! Are these the things you think up when you’re so quiet?”
“Some of the things.”
“You’re like a junk food Einstein.”
“Oh and you’d love my cherry crescents,” you continued.
“Oh I’d love to eat your cherry crescents,” he grinned wildly as the two of you headed up the stairs of your apartment. You punched him in the shoulder, all the while laughing.
“Wade! That’s not went a meant!”
“I mean it in whatever way you meant, and how I meant it too.”
“Fine, come on up and we’ll see what kind of cherry crescents you get.”
~Mod Lillian (Yo jalapeno popper grilled cheese is the best thing ever. And cherry crescents are those crescent rolls with chopped maraschino cherries inside with a cherry glaze. They are soo good. They are both things that I found out could exist at like 3 AM.)