then i took an arrow to the knee

Our party got into a pretty gnarly fight with some giant butterflies and our rogue took some of the hardest hits. Some time after that our encounter, our rogue was suddenly cocooned and we started freaking out. The man our party had been reporting to, a knight, had summoned a druid he used to adventure with. Noticing the knight getting rather smiley and chummy with her, we decided to question him about his relationship with her.

Cleric (me): How do you know her? Do you have history with her?

DM, as the knight: Ah, yes. We used to travel together. When I was younger, I used to be an adventu–


DM, also ooc: I cannot wait to kill all of you.

Apples and Heroes

Originally posted by kissthejotun

Request: Can you please do a Star Trek story with Bones and the words “an apple a day keeps the doctor away”, “your pulse is weak,” and “all the apples in the world wouldn’t stop me.” They aren’t in your prompts list I hope that’s okay? Thank you!

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||Someday|| A Brett Talbot Imagine

{Requested:Can u do an imagine when y/n is really a badass hunter and she with scott pack from the start and then they meet Brett cocky little bastard and y/n dont give a fuck about him make it cuute👍}

(Reader’s P.O.V)
Malia groaned in pain as my arrow pierced her skin, lodging itself in her back. I shot another arrow into her leg before withdrawing another arrow. I looked around and spotted Liam who was running by. I smirked before shooting an arrow at the tree he was running towards. As soon as it hit the tree, sparks flew, messing with Liam’s vision. I quickly withdrew an arrow and aimed at Liam before letting it fly into his leg. I heard footsteps behind me, making me turn around quickly and firing at the person legs. Scott groaned as the arrow lodged itself into his leg. I withdrew two arrow and shot his shoulders while he was distracted. I turned back around to see Theo taking an arrow out of Liam’s leg. I shoot Liam and Theo with many arrows as they start dashing in the other direction. Once they collapsed, I felt Scott and grab my cross bow and throw it into the bushes.
“You sure you want me to train like this?“I asked as I took out my daggers.
"I’m sure."He whispered as he looked behind me.
I swiftly turned around and slashes a deep cut into Malia’s shoulder and kicked her away. She was going to attack me while Scott distracted me.
"Thank god I’m still human."Stiles muttered as I dug one of my daggers into Scott’s back.
Scott snarled at me as I dragged the dagger down his back. Scott elbowed my face, making me stumble backwards. Once I regained my composure, Scott lunged at me. I waited until he was close enough before sticking my feet up, kicking him further away from me. I grabbed a spearI I had in my pocket. The great thing about the one I have was that it shrinks itself as small as it can so it can fit in my pocket. I pressed the button, making it expand into its actual size. I swung the spear at Liam and Theo, throwing them towards a tree. As soon as I spotted Malia running towards me, I swung the spear again, making her fall on her butt as it came in contact with her face. I cursed under my breath as I saw Liam, Theo, and Scott rise to their feet. Malia smirked as she stood back up, making me glare at her. As soon as I saw Theo take one step, I threw the spear at Malia. It lodged itself into her shoulder and the tree she leaned on.
"I’m stuck!"Malia yelled as she tried to remove it from her shoulder.
Theo, Liam, and Scott charged at me, making my eyes widen. I reached for the knives on my belt and threw them and Theo, making him fall backwards. Liam and Scott where the strongest ones, so I was worried for a few seconds. I grabbed the wolfsbane can and took the the ring off, making wolfsbane fly into the air. Scott and Liam started coughing as they tried looking through the fog of wolfsbane, trying to find me. I ran over to the bush and grabbed my crossbow, I aimed at Liam who was the first one to make it out of the fog. As soon as he spotted me, I fired five two arrow at his legs, and four arrows at his chest. Liam’s gasped for air, collapsing on the ground. The fog started to clear as Scott fell to his knees, coughing and gasping for air. I appeared right in front of him, shooting two arrow into his chest before kicking his face. I placed my foot on his chest, keeping him from getting up. Out of the corner of my eyes, I saw another werewolf growling at me. He started charging at me, making me shoot as many arrows as I could.
"Wait, wait (Y/N)!"Lydia yelled as I withdrew my last arrow.
"He’s not in our pack and he dares interrupt our training session?"I asked, letting my last arrow fly.
The tall werewolf stumbled back before collapsing, making me clench my jaw. I grabbed my two daggers out and rushed over to him. As I was about to dig my daggers into his chest, a pair of arms held me back.
”(Y/N), don’t! He’s a friend of ours!“Stiles yelled as he held me back.
I glared down at their so called friend, he groaned before opening his eyes. At first he seemed angry until he looked up at me.
"Tell your friend to not get in my way next time."I muttered before walking away.
I pulled the spear out of Malia’s shoulder, making her yell in agony.
"Remind me not to train with (Y/N) ever again."Malia muttered, grabbing her bleeding shoulder.
Scott groaned before getting up, pulling the arrows out. Theo and Liam and cursed under their breaths as they pulled arrows out of them.
"That was good practice (Y/N) but was the wolfsbane necessary?"Liam asked as he and Theo walked over.
"In a real fight, your enemy won’t go easy on you. They’ll do whatever it takes to kill you as quick and easily as possible."I answered, making Scott nod.
"She’s right."Scott spoke up.
"So who’s going to introduce me to my soon to be girlfriend?"Brett asked, making me furrow my eyebrows.
"You better be talking about someone else, anyone else but me."I spat, making him smirk.
"I’m talking about you sweetie-”
“Don’t call her that!"Stiles yelled, covering his mouth.
I clenched my jaw as I glared at Brett.
"But she’s so cute and tiny-"Brett started to say before I pulled out a knife and throwing it at him.
Stiles screamed, running away and hiding behind Lydia.
Brett’s knees buckled in pain as I lodged a dagger into his thigh.
"Listen here pretty boy, I don’t like cocky little bastards like you so I suggest you shut your mouth and stay out of my way."I muttered, staring him dead in his eyes.
I started walking away from them, no longer wanting to be in the woods.
"She’s new…I like her."I heard Brett say as I hopped onto my dirt bike.
I clenched my jaw, trying to stop a smile from creeping onto my face. I started my dirt bike before speeding through the trees all the way to my house.
(Brett’s P.O.V)
Yesterday I had met a very feisty yet adorable girl named (Y/N). She was a hunter that had been in Scott’s pack from the start. I smiled as the school bus stopped, meaning we were in Beacon Hills Highschool where Scott and his pack attended. I spotted the pack outside our bus, walking outside their school. Liam frowned as he saw me, he and I still weren’t the best of friends. (Y/N) seemed to notice him tense up, she looked to where he was looking and spotted me. She glared at me before pulling Liam to her side.
"Kick his ass on the field for me."She muttered, making him smile.
I smirked at her, she can pretend to hate me all she wants but at the end of the day, she’ll be mine. I stepped down from the bus and was met by the pack who all seemed welcoming except for Liam, Theo, and (Y/N). Then again Theo never really seemed welcoming of anyone.
"I am, my facial expression is just always menacing.” Theo shrugged, making me jump.
“Did I say that out loud?"I asked.
Scott nodded before sticking his hand out for me to shake. I smiled and shook his hand and watched as (Y/N) and Liam folded their arms.
"Look at Dunbar and his girlfriend!"Someone from behind the pack yelled.
Liam and (Y/N) groaned before rolling their eyes.
"That’s creepy how they copy each other…"A girl said, making them roll their eyes again.
"Stop doing that."Stiles muttered.
"We’re not doing anything!"Liam stated.
Scott smiled before wrapping his arm around Liam and (Y/N) as the pack followed Scott.
"I didn’t know they were dating."I mumbled.
"They deny if all the time but we always see them together, they’re like inseparable."Someone from the other lacrosse team answered.
I sighed before walking into their school’s locker room. I really hoped (Y/N) would be mine.
As soon as I finished changing, I opened the door to find Liam and (Y/N) walking side by side down the hall. (Y/N) was wearing an extremely short white skirt and a white crop top.
”(Y/N) (Y/L/N), how many times have I told you about our school dress code!“A teacher yelled as they opened their door.
(Y/N) balled her hands into fists as she turned around.
"About the same amount of men who have left you-”(Y/N) started to say but was stopped as Liam covered her mouth.
(Y/N) kept talking but everything she said was muffled my Liam’s hand. Once Liam removed his hand from her mouth, he grabbed his jacket from his back and put it on her.
“Happy now?”(Y/N) asked, turning to the teacher.
The teacher glared at her before slamming the door. (Y/N) and Liam continued walking down the hall, making me jealous. Her hips swayed side to side, making my mouth water. I’m not giving up on her. The rest of the team walked out to the field and met with Beacon Hills Highschool’s team. I kept scoring goals, hoping (Y/N) would be impressed. After a while that Kira was disqualified from the game, Scott raced off in the middle of the game. Coach Finstock yelled for him but Scott kept running.
“Does anyone know how play lacrosse?’‘Finstock asked the crowd.
Everyone exchanged looks before I noticed (Y/N) stand up.
"I do coach!”(Y/N) spoke up.
“(Y/L/N), are you sure? I don’t want you complaining about a broken nail-”
“Coach, just let her play."Stiles said.
Finstock sighed before throwing her a spare jersey and burgundy shorts. (Y/N) put the jersey over her crop top and removed the crop top after having the jersey on her. She put the shorts on and then removed her skirt, I only managed to see her bare stomach. She gave Malia and Lydia her clothes and grabbed Scott’s lacrosse stick and helmet. Even if lacrosse gear, she looked stunning. She walked to the middle right across from me as the referee put the lacrosse ball in the middle of the circle. (Y/N) looked up at me and glared at me. She looked down at ball and before I knew it, the referee blew the whistle. Once I realized he had, (Y/N) had already picked the ball up with her stick and dashed through my team. She kept running until four of my team mates charged at her, she immediately jumped, doing a front flip before landing near the goal. She threw the lacrosse ball in the goal, making the crowd cheer. I watched at Finstock screamed at (Y/N).
"I never doubted you for a second (Y/L/N)!"Finstock yelled, making her scoff.
Liam and Stiles ran to her and hugged her. She smiled as they peppered her with kisses. As they pulled apart, she ran back to the middle of the field.
"I didn’t know you were good at Lacrosse (Y/N)."I whispered.
"I didn’t know you even played Lacrosse Brett."She replied, making me smile.
For the first time, she smiled back at me. I was caught off guard again, making her grab the ball first. She ran past me and dodged a few of my team mates before passing the ball to Liam. Liam scored and made the crowd cheer again. (Y/N) ran to Liam and highfived him. Minuets later, Beacon Hills High had caught up to us, thanks to (Y/N). As much as I liked this girl, I couldn’t let her win this for her school. So when the referee blew the whistle, I tackled (Y/N) once she had picked the ball up. I fell on top of her and heard something crack. Everyone gasped and stood up to get a better look at us. I quickly got off of her and saw her shutting her eyes tight as she rolled to her side. Stiles quickly ran to her side and so did the rest of her team.
”(Y/N) I am so-“I started to say before something hit the back of my legs, making me fall to the ground.
I groaned as I held my legs, looking up to see Liam who was fuming. He dropped the lacrosse stick as Malia and Theo ran to the field. Right before he could lunge at me, Malia and Theo held him back.
”(Y/N) how many fingers am I holding up?“Finstock asked as (Y/N) sat up.
"Three crusty fingers coach.”(Y/N) answered, making the whole team laugh.
“You-"Finstock muttered before stopping himself from strangling her.
"I’m fine, let’s continue with the game.”(Y/N) spoke up.
Stiles helped her up to her feet and walked towards me.
“You’ve got a lot of guts Talbot."She mumbled as we both walked to the middle of the field.
"I think I might like that about you."She whispered before the referee blew the whistle.
I stood there shocked at her words and once I snapped out of my trance, I turn to see (Y/N) score. The crowd stood up as they screamed, cheering because their school had finally defeated us.
Stiles and Liam ran to (Y/N) and picked her up. Stiles helped Liam put her on his shoulders as the team chanted her name as they crowded around her.
"What happened?"Scott asked, appearing by my side as he and Kira watched the team carry (Y/N) into their school.
”(Y/N) filled in while you left and won the game for you guys.“I answered, making him smile.
"Awesome."He whispered before rolling after the team.
I sighed and started walking to the school bus, as soon as I was about to step in I heard someone call my name.
"You’ve got balls to tackle me."She said as stormed over to me.
I shut my eyes as she lifted her hand up to slap me, but it never happened. Instead I felt her warm month breathe on my ear.
"You earned a little bit of my respect."She mumbled, her lips pressing against my ear.
"But no one gets away unharmed when hurting me."She whispered before kneeing my in my stomach.
I groaned as I held my stomach, making her smirk.
"And I thought you were starting to like me."I muttered, making her laugh.
"I don’t care about anyone but the pack, I don’t give a fuck about you Brett Talbot."She spat, making my heart drop.
"Not yet at least."She whispered before walking away.
I stared at her as her hips swayed side to side, lust filling inside of me. She might not like me now, but she will one day. She knew I liked her and she was using that against me, oh boy was she smart.
"Someday."I whispered, smiling at her.
I hoped I to the bus, ready to go back to my house. Someday she’d start caring, someday she’d be mine.- Thank you for taking time out of your day to read this, I hope you enjoyed it. Have a wonderful day/night!

Untameable-NPC descriptions

When you’ve befriended a monster or met a character in RF4, you can read a description of them in the menu. However, NPCs that can’t be tamed or only appear in cutscenes still have descriptions in RF4’s files for some reason. Here’s some of ‘em:

Sechs Soldiers:
“A lunkheaded Sechs soldier”
“A Sechs soldier that only cares about being promoted.”
“A Sech’s soldier. And a jerkface.”
“A transformed imperial soldier.”

Soldiers (this localization team these developers, I swear to god):
“Town soldier. Tries not to take an arrow to the knee.”
“Town soldier. Keeps a close eye on those around him. Worries about taking an arrow to the knee.”
“Town soldier. Likes charging at enemies. Took an arrow to the knee once, but made a full recovery.”
“Town soldier. Dependable healer. No need to worry about his knees!”
“Town Soldier. Goofy but in a pursuit squad. Often mistakes the knee for the elbow.”
“Town soldier. Powerful and good at using a shield. Thinks about pizza more than he does tired old knee-related concerns.”
“Town soldier with a penchant for stealth. Doesn’t care for pizza, and welcomes arrows in his knees, as they prove he can still feel.”

Armored Tank+: “A tank modified for all-terrain travel. Also waterproof for some reason.”
Sechs Tank: “An all-terrain tank created to prove to the world that Sechs tech is the best. All hail Glorious Leader!”
Hover Soldier: “You’d think he’d be good at scouting, but nope! He’s actually much better at fighting.”
Ethelwill: “A villain plotting to take over the world.”
Ragnarok: “Ethelberd’s final form.”

Clorica: “Fake Clorica”
There’s a second Clorica (and Pico) in the files. Probably for cutscenes.

Uno: “Sano’s wife. Mature and reliable.”
Sano: “Uno’s husband. Bright and optimistic.”

Heaven’s Gate: “A road that leads to the Forest of Beginnings. Made larger by the presence of many strange runes.”

Misstress Trupin: “A woman with a mysterious aura about her. Seems to love turnips, like, really love turnips. Uses Eastern magic to change your name.”
Travelers: “A man/woman traveling from town to town. Seems to have come from the East/North/South/West.” There are some more variations of this.

Death Orc: “An orc called a minister of death. It’s just an orc, but sounds scary when you put it that way, doesn’t it? Don’t underestimate it!”
Magnuto: “An ordinary raccoon. Has no ability to transform.”
“A mischievous raccoon. You’ll surely regret your attempts to attack it.”
Ancient Bone: “The ball inside the bone serves as its core. Gets violent once the flower disappears. Has a low bone density.”
Handonetta (right after Marionetta): “Someone’s hand. Learned puppetry over many years. Despises when people make fun of it.”

Gorgeous Lady: "Traveler 1 from sub event 14.”
Noble Lady: “Traveler 2 for sub event 14.”
Mysterious Man: “Traveler from sub event 19.”
Twinkle: “For sub event 19.”
Fish Market: “Lost and Sold”

Some untameable NPCs still have no descriptions, like Gashams, Gates, and every shop NPC except for Fish Market. Furniture is just labeled ‘Furnishing’.

feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

  • ❛ I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee. ❜
  • ❛ Let me guess. Someone stole your sweetroll! ❜
  • ❛ What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort? ❜
  • ❛ Naked! Naked, naked, naked! ❜
  • ❛ My cousin is out fighting dragons. And what do I get? Guard duty. ❜
  • ❛ By long tradition, the elder speaks first. ❜
  • ❛ My favorite drinking buddy! Let’s get some mead. ❜
  • ❛ Whoa, whoa, whoa, watch the magic! ❜
  • ❛ Who left that here? ❜
  • ❛ Perhaps we should find a random stranger to murder. Practice does make perfect. ❜
  • ❛ You reek of death, my friend. I salute you. ❜
  • ❛ Enough! I will not stand idly by while a dragon burns my hold and slaughters my people! ❜
  • ❛ Let’s kill someone! ❜
  • ❛ You never should have come here. ❜
  • ❛ If these ruins frighten you, take comfort from the knowledge that I am here. ❜
  • ❛ Look at that. Am I drunk? I must be drunk. ❜
  • ❛ I’ve seen better. Well, maybe not. ❜
  • ❛ Either I’m drunk, or you’re naked. Possibly both. ❜
  • ❛ I will feast on your heart! ❜
  • ❛ I’ve been hunting and fishing in these parts for years. ❜
  • ❛ Kill the beast! ❜
  • ❛ And who are you to challenge me? ❜
  • ❛ This is my realm now, I’ve sacrificed too much to let you take it from me! ❜
  • ❛ I’ll see you burn! ❜
  • ❛ You do not even know our tongue, do you? ❜
  • ❛ Well, well. Another maggot to squash beneath my boot! ❜
  • ❛ I’ll see you in pieces! ❜
  • ❛ I’ve got my eyes on you. ❜
  • ❛ You know what is wrong with Skyrim these days? Everyone is obsessed with death. ❜
  • ❛ Lot of history in these walls. We’re trying to make some more. It’s a lucky time to be alive. ❜
  • ❛ See those warriors from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords. Curved. Swords. ❜
  • ❛ I fight… because I must. ❜
  • ❛ That is why you’ll be High King. ❜
  • ❛ I would gladly retire from the world. Were such a day to dawn. ❜
  • ❛ I’m going to find who did this! ❜
  • ❛ It would take a month to explain to you how that very question doesn’t even make sense. ❜
  • ❛ I work with my mother to sell fruits and vegetables, it’s fun most days, but hard work. ❜
  • ❛ What in oblivion is that!? ❜
  • ❛ Keep walkin’, softgut. I’m more woman than you can handle. ❜
  • ❛ Legends don’t burn down villages. ❜
  • ❛ DEAD?! Well, that’s inconvenient. ❜
  • ❛ You are taking us somewhere warm, I trust? ❜
  • ❛ You know what they say: When life gives you lemons… go murder a clown. ❜
  • ❛ Hey, watch it! ❜
An arrow for you

I honestly wasn’t sure if you want me to write this based on the Arrow series or like comic wise but I just used what I know! There might even be some discrepancies but for the sake of the request, hope you don’t mind! It’s also short too – it would have been shorter if it wasn’t for the extra bit that I decided to add. Thank you for sending in this request and sorry it took a while for me to post it up! Hope you enjoy!

Requested by: @welcometothislittleplace

Okay! My idea for an imagine was an Oliver Queen x reader - as you may have guessed by now :) -where the reader(member of team arrow) gets  hurt during a mission(maybe a knee injury or something) and she(or he) has to go trough surgery because of it and Oliver becomes very worried and protective!

Swallowing an aggravated sigh, Oliver draws in a deep breath and counted to ten before slowly releasing it – he honestly didn’t think things would go this bad. If he had only been more careful and listened to the advice of his team, this would not have happened and you would not have ended up in surgery.

“Oliver, she’ll be fine.” Felicity places her hand on his shoulder and Oliver lets out another sigh before looking at his friend. “We have the best doctors on her right now.” She tries to reassure him but Oliver simply shrugs off her hand from his shoulder and run a hand through his hair.

“If I had been a little bit more careful, Y/N would not have to go through surgery.” Oliver grunts, annoyed by his own careless mistake. You had taken that arrow for him and ended up getting gravely injured because of that arrow too. So of course, if he had been paying more attention to his surrounding, you probably would not have been in this situation. Now, all he can do is just wait for your surgery to end.

“You and I both know that even if you had been a little more careful,” Felicity starts, narrowing her eyes at Oliver, “Y/N would have still taken that arrow for you, Oliver!” She knows of your feelings for him – Felicity has tried to get you to confess your feelings to Oliver but you have always chickened out at the very last minute – and of course, you will take that arrow for him although you probably did not expect to have to go through surgery. “You are just distraught right now – how about you go grab a coffee and get something to eat first?” But before Oliver could even open his mouth to reply, Felicity shakes her head. “This is not a suggestion but an order, Oliver.”

Oliver relents. He knows he wouldn’t be able to see you until you get out of the surgery anyway. So he leaves the waiting area and heads down to the cafeteria, ignoring the group of people turning their heads whenever they see him. He spends over an hour trying to get his thoughts sorted out too. The media is really going to eat this up too – just another day in the life of Oliver Queen. 


“I was worried about you, Y/N.” Oliver frowns as he scoots his chair closer to your bed and you chuckle as you shake your head. “It’s nothing to laugh about.”

You shrug your shoulders – you have only been out of surgery for at least an hour – or so, you’d like to think – and you have seen almost all of your teammates too. Felicity managed to let it slip to you about how worried Oliver had been and hearing those words coming from his mouth made you feel a little bit giddy too.

“Even if you could rewind time, I will still do the same thing.” You simply state and held your hand out. Oliver raises one of his eyebrows but places his hand in yours anyways. You smile at him and continue to hold his hand.

“We need to have a talk about that habit of yours – I really don’t need any saving.” Oliver points out but you shush him instead, closing your eyes.

“I am going to pretend you didn’t say anything, Oliver.” You let out a yawn and pull your blanket up to your chin, revealing your cast. “I am going to take a nap now.” You tell him and Oliver chuckles before tightening the hold he has on your hand.

Leave it to you to make things lighter than it actually is, Oliver smiles and continues to sit beside you, watching you take your nap. It’s a little bit comforting to know that the two of you will be alright.

anonymous asked:

I just wanted to say that I'm glad you're so firm and solid about your rules? Like I'm very wishwashy and apologize too much for stuff I really shouldn't apologize for, and I see a lot of blogs end up bending their rules cause they don't wanna be seen as rude dudes. And you're just over here like a swag lord and just inspire me to stand up for myself more and not be a weak turd monkey. I feel empowered when I see your arts and posts and it's just cool :) so thanks for being awesome! Xx

I used to be like you. Until i took an arrow to my “i dont give a fuck” knee :D.



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Alec sighed as he watched you walk away from him without a word. He had hoped you stop next to him and stand on your tip toes, wrapping your arms around his neck and kissing him quickly before heading out to your mission, instead you left him stood alone with an unsettling feeling in his stomach.


He couldn’t even remember why the fight started but it escalated quickly and now he found it impossible to concentrate on the screens in front of him. He felt like time was slipping by, every second that you were out there on your own had his heart pounding painfully in his chest.

You were one of the best at the Institute, that’s why you often took solo missions, the smaller ones that no one really wanted to do because they’d be on their own. Normally halfway through the mission you’d call him but again you didn’t stick to your usual habits.


When the arranged time for your mission to finish came and went Alec started to pace the corridor at the front of the Institute, even Jace trying to convince him that you would be fine didn’t calm him down.


“Where is (Y/N)?” Alec hissed under his breath as he paced the corridor again. “You know what I’m going to go find them.”

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Your Past. My Present. Our Future. Part 1

Summary: Ally has been with the Savior’s and by Negan’s side for a few months now. She quickly moved up the racks with the help of her skill set and attitude. In time she became someone that Negan could always count on and open up to. They developed a relationship base on mutual respect and playful shit talking. Over the months of her being there, Negan started to see Ally in a different light. One day, he decides to ask her a question, he never thought he would ask her. Would she accept his offer to be one of his wives? Or would her past effect her future with him?

Your Past. My Present. Our Future Part 1 

Waring: Cussing. Violence. Death

Chapter 1

“Negan, we need to cut them off now.” I said, looking at the men walking through the woods. “Before they reach their cars on the other side of the woods.”

“Don’t worry baby girl, those fuckers aren’t going anywhere.” Negan said,looking over at his men. “Alright boys, four of you guys cut off their fucken retreat and the other four with me. And as for you.” Negan looked down at me. “Go do your fucken thing spider monkey.”

I nodded my head and I took off running into the woods to cut the men off. I kept running, slowing building up speed. I was able to cut past the men without being seen. I took a deep breath as I got ready to jump. I push myself off the ground as I jumped for the tallest tree. I took a hold of it and started climbing up the tree.

I climbed it to I found a spot where I could see the men. I could see them about to enter a small clearing, leaving them completely open for an attack. I did a bird call, single to Negan and in return, he started to whistle. The men stop in their tracks when the Saviors and Negan came out of the woods. They turn around to run back into the woods, when the rest of the Saviors came out. 

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  • Man in Skyrim: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
  • Gamers: Nice. This is fairly win. I figure we'll run with this for about 12-18 months.
  • Me, bleeding from my numerous arrow puncture wounds: [silently gritting my teeth]

*pulls up next to you at a stoplight with my window rolled down* hey uh, I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee… haha alright have a nice day man

anonymous asked:

I used to be artist like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee

I used to be an anon like you, but then I started to draw.

I just remembered there’s a Skyrim mod that causes lightning to strike any guard who says the arrow to the knee line regardless of weather or environment and one time I needed to break someone out of a cell but my pickpocket skills were terrible and I didn’t want to get in trouble for murdering a guard so I just spoke to them repeatedly until they said the line and then took the key off their dead body