I saw this commercial for ovulation test kits and they were rearranging their bedroom because the wife was like feng shei says when the bed faces northeast it improves your chances of getting pregnant, is this not harry & the missus
Oh my goodness. That’s so funny and really cute! It so is them. It would totally be Harry that starts it too. Like, she just comes home from being out for the day to him grunting and groaning trying to shift the mattress a certain direction. And she just hangs back in the doorway, trying not to laugh.
“Should I give you a minute with the mattress?”
And he whips his head up to her, slightly red in the face, and is all: “I read, that feng shui says if we put the bed this way, we’ll be in better harmony for you getting pregnant…Don’t look at me like that.”
And she just laughs, all: “Harry, we’ve only been like, really trying for one cycle. It’ll happen.”
“Well, I know, but anything that might help, right?” Before he flops down on the bed, belly-first.”
And before she joins him, she pats his cheek lovingly with, “No more internet for you.”