Negan in Every Episode» The Cell
See that guy? He hustles. I like hustle. But believe it or not, things weren’t always cool between us. See, D here. He worked for points, him and his super hot wife and her super hot sister. But, see, sis. She needed meds. And that shit is hard to scavenge, so it cost more. Sis fell behind on points, so I asked her to marry me. Told her I would take care of her in sickness and in health, blah blah blah, because I am a stand-up guy. She tells me that she’s gonna think about it. Next thing you know, I’m dealing with an orange situation. Dwighty boy here stole all the medication and took off with his super hot wife and my super hot maybe soon-to-be fiancée. So I had to send my guys after him. Because I can’t let something like that stand. There are rules. Cost me an arm and a leg going after him. And you know what. Dwighty boy? He still got away. But here’s the thing. D. He saw the light. He manned up. He came back. He asked for my forgiveness. I like that. Made me take notice. But Lucille. Well you know how she is. She is a stickler for the rules. So, Dwight he begged me not to kill Sherry, which I thought was kind of cute, so I was just gonna kill him. But then Sherry says that she will marry me if I let Dwight live, which, if you think about it, that’s a pretty screwed-up deal, ‘cause I was gonna marry her sister until she wound up dead, but Sherry is super hot. Anyways, it was a start. But it wasn’t enough. So Dwight he got the iron. And then I married his super hot wife. Ex-wife. And then after all that, he still got on board. And now look at him. Pow! One of my top guys. And we are totally cool. The point being, I think you can be that guy. I think you are ready to be that guy.
I work in food service. I was eating at "shike shick". The guy on the table next to me waived a ketchup cup at a worker cleaning tables and said "I need ketchup". He looked confused because it's not a sit down resterant and said "um the ketchup is over there sir" and pointed at it. The guy said "but I asked you to do it! That's extremely rude!" I looked at the ass hole and said "unless you're gonna tip him at the end of your meal, leave him alone" and I could see him thank me with his eyes.