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“Get your feet off the desk”

Alfie looked up over his glasses to where you were sat in the chair opposite, going over the inventory and checking everything was in order.

“It’s my desk”

“It’ll be my desk when I murder you for putting your fucking feet on the fucking desk all the fucking time”

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kyaramaya  asked:

Hi just want to let u know that when David Bowie was interviewed for the part of Jareth the Goblin King for Labryinth, he entered the room and immediately jumped on the desk, whipped out a flute carved of bone, and started playing it, crouched, looking his interviewer dead in the eye. He's my hero.

Ha ha ha ha ha! Fantastic story, I’ve not heard that before! Thank you! Here’s a Labyrinth story you won’t have heard. A friend of mine, his name is Dave, is in the film business, specialising in makeup effects, puppetry and animatronics. For a while in the 1980s he worked for the Jim Henson organisation, and was a puppeteer and animatronics engineer on Labyrinth. After filming one day, he, along with the rest of the puppetry team, had occasion to visit a pub near Elstree with Bowie. Well, Bowie got the drinks in. He had half a lager and Dave, my mate, had a pint of Guinness. Fast forward fourteen years to the making of the (still unreleased) Pretty Things Are Going To Hell video. Dave gets to work with Bowie again as a puppeteer (lucky bugger). After filming, Bowie once again goes to local boozer with the crew. “Yours is a Guinness, isn’t it, Dave?” says Bowie. He remembered. He REMEMBERED. He’s my hero too, or one of them. After that, he’s one of Dave’s, too.

Talking With A Friends About Personal Interests
  • Good friends: Listens, provides input and responses. Enjoys what you have to say about the show/artist/book/movie. Pays attention. May even be interested in trying it out themselves
  • Bad friends: Rolls their eyes when you bring up the topic, ignores you, interrupts you with their own topic, expects you to listen to what they have to say when they won't even listen to what you want to say. Talks shit about what you like in front of you or behind your back.
  • You don't have to have similar interests to be friends. You just have to be willing to listen to what that person has to say and be interested in that topic. It's not hard to show you care.

anonymous asked:

I'm 16 and I want to go on T and I told my mom about it and she said that she "supported me" but didn't want me to do any physical changes to my body because I'm a "teenager still finding out their identity" even though I have figured out and am very comfortable with my gender and dysphoria is having an extremely negative affect on my mental health. How do I convince her to let me do T?

Kai says:

She might not let you go on T, but you can talk to her about puberty blockers until you’re 18 maybe. They’re not going to ‘change’ your body in any permanent way, in fact your body would pretty much be the same, you just won’t have so much estrogen so you won’t get periods and your chest/hips, etc. wouldn’t develop more. then when you are 18 you can decide to go on T yourself.

possible ways to convince her to let you go on T is showing her transmasculine people who have gone on T when they are under 18 and have been really happy with the results - you can find these people on youtube usually, cause they make videos about it.

you could also come out to your doctor if they would be supportive and have them explain to your mom why starting T would be beneficial to you - maybe she will trust them.


Prison Break — S1E1  {Sentence Starters}

  • ❛❛ You’re an artist. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I don’t have a few years. Wish to hell I did. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I’m not playing games. Open it. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I didn’t want you to come. Go home. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ He won’t take this well. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ He’s beginning to think anybody he attaches himself to is gonna end up in prison. And he’s not the only one who’s starting to feel that way. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ Justice and punishment are the same thing to her. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I’ve known you all my life. You don’t have a violent bone in your body. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ Why won’t you let me help you? ❜❜
  • ❛❛ You’ve been good to me my whole life. But you’ve got to Iet me deal with this. Okay? ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I find it incumbent that you see the inside of a prison cell. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ Keep the line moving. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ You a religious man? ❜❜
  • ❛❛ There isn’t any flying under my radar. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ Can’t a brother get some air conditioning up here? It’s hotter than a crack ho’s mouth. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ You Iook kinda pretty to be up in here, man. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ You want to talk about it? ❜❜
  • ❛❛ He just rolled over; he didn’t put up a fight. It’s not like him. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ The onIy difference between us and them is the badge. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ He’ll come at you with everything but the kitchen, snowflake. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ In a month he’s getting the chair. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ No one here’s more dangerous than him, ‘cos he’s got nothing to Iose now. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I didn’t kill that man. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ All I keep thinking, looking back on it, is I was set up. And whoever it was that set me up wants me in the ground as quickly as possible. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ What’s another word for ‘love’? ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I love you so much I ain’t never knockin’ over a liquor store again. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I’m proposing to my girl, if you gotta know. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I don’t think I can go through with this. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ Everything’s gonna be fine. Trust me. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I don’t want hundreds, fives, or ones. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ Maybe you oughta hear what I gotta say. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ You might find I can be of more assistance than you think. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I want to get home tonight. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I guess being a diabetic, you don’t mind needles. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I believe in being part of the solution, not the problem. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ Be the change you want to see in the world. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I’m the farthest thing from a junkie. Trust me. . ❜❜
  • ❛❛ The closer it gets, the more I’m worried that the bottom is gonna fall out of this whole thing. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I’m getting you out of here. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ At some point we’ve got to pull the trigger on this thing. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ We’re onIy gonna do it once. We have to get it right. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ What were you thinking? ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I can’t help wondering what someone with your credentials is doing in a pIace like this. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I can’t do it. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I’ll take my chances. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ Two pounds of pot? What were you trying to do, set a record? ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I don’t have a father. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I’m about as excited as you are, but something’s gotta give. You have got too much potential to be screwing up your life Iike this. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ You two have the most dysfunctional idea of love I’ve ever seen. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I loved him as much as you did. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ You ever think maybe he was hurt that you left in the first place? ❜❜
  • ❛❛ Don’t do this. Whatever it is you’re doing, there’s a better way. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ You want to do something? You find out who’s trying to bury him. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I can’t watch him die. I won’t do that. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ You have a habit of answering a question with a question. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I wiII not be cowed into forsaking my beliefs. Not by you, or anyone else. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ No more tests, I promise. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ Are there people in place to make you disappear forever? ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I didn’t think you were the agitating type. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ You’ve got to realise who gets punished when you do what you do. You think it’s me. It’s you. I did the same thing. Punished the oId man ‘cos he was gone. Look where it got me. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I’m not asking you to love me. I aIready screwed up that chance long ago. I’m asking you to love yourself. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ You’re aIready dead to me. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ I’m an anchor. All I’ll do is drag 'em down with me. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ Keep your friends cIose, and your enemies cIoser. ❜❜
  • ❛❛ Look, whatever you’ve got going on, fill me in, ‘cos I’m in the dark here. ❜❜

anonymous asked:

Any advice for caring and looking after a new husky puppy?? He's a couple months old and we'll be going to pick him up on April 14, I believe he's potty trained already.

I get these on anon a lot but really a person could write a book about new puppies? lol 

Be consistent. Crate-train. Keep things positive. Show them what you want from them. Have patience. Socialize with other dogs and people. Only socialize with other dogs that you know are vaccinated until the puppy series is complete. Research positive training methods.

Have patience.

Have. Patience.

Training is life-long. You won’t see results immediately, or if you do, they can and will backtrack and make you think they forgot everything - they didn’t! They’re just a living being that may not feel like doing what you want them to do at that time.

Oh, and have patience. :) Puppyhood is awesome but a lot of work. But the rewards are worth it.

My holidays have officially started. I am so tired

I might make MEA posts again tonight

blacklist mea, mea spoilers, spoilers, debmeaplaythrough

fair warning: spoilers might appear on mobile even when they’re under a cut

unfollow if you have to, won’t hold it against anyone 

ah and otherryders is the tag I’ll use for my reblog of other Ryders

always happy to look and reblog your custom Ryders if the post doesn’t spoil me! :)

anonymous asked:

hello! so yesterday i read 19 days in one sitting and i have some questions that may be old for the ppl that have been here since the beginning, but i hope you won't mind. do you think he tian was set up to have a (at least physical?) interest in jian yi? it seemed like that before introducing mgs. and why do you think zheng xi acts like that in the uni timeline? he and jianyi seemed more intimate, warmer before (and he texts with a girl etc) now there seems to be a sort of distance. thanks!

Hi lovely – I don’t mind at all!

Was He Tian set up to be an interest (sexual/love) for Jian Yi?

Ahh, now this goes with the territory of believing in tianshan as a planned ship from the very beginning of the manhua. If you believe it was, before we even met He Tian or Guan Shan, then I think you could concede Jian Yi was not meant to get involved with any sort of love triangle. If you think they were created when Old Xian needed something new to regenerate the story, then it’s possible He Tian might have been introduced as a love interest initially

There’s also the third possibility that Old Xian was toying with us: wanting us to think there could be a love triangle, esp. with He Tian’s homoerotic comments towards Jian Yi, but that actually it was just how He Tian was, and completely inverting the usual love triangle trope. The fact that Zhengxi at no point is seen to be jealous over He Tian and Jian Yi’s relationship might suggest this is the most plausible.

For my own sort of side-theory/headcanon about He Tian and Jian Yi’s relationship, see here. (In a nutshell: He Tian was interested in Jian Yi because Jian Yi was interesting – until Guan Shan came along and those feelings were completely buried by He Tian’s infatuation with Guan Shan.)

Why does Zhengxi act violently towards Jian Yi when he returns?

Again, I don’t know for sure, but I have a few theories. Namely, that Old Xian didn’t realise what the nature of the story would become, and so the violence was from a guy annoyed at an old friend turning up after a three year absence and invading his space, not from one who cares about Jian Yi as he really does – as we have seen he dpes. It’s possible this is how Zhengxi expresses his emotion (anger with Jian Yi for leaving; fear that he’s back and things are the same but they’re not and he might leave again; anger that Jian Yi’s island story reeks of bullshit), so he’s using anger and physical violence as an outlet. 

We know that before the middle school narrative, Zhengxi got in a lot of fights (thus explaining why he’s the one that also steps up to Mo Guan Shan in the schoolyard fight), so he’s reverting to that default reaction. It’s possible it’s not meant to be taken as seriously as, for example, a western audience might find the violence. A Chinese audience might see the violence as amusing and not read much into it.

I personally think that it was mostly an oversight on Old Xian’s part – that is, before the story became what it was now, such a response might be… not expected, but less alarming. However, now we’ve been with the characters for so many years and know their interactions with one another, such a response just seems pretty fucking awful tbh. I wonder if Old Xian will go back and revisit those university years, or release another few updates that give them some more flesh, because I refuse to accept that Jian Yi returns after three years and hugs Zhengxi and Zhengxi just… pushes him away. Refuse.

Unless something happens we don’t know about? I don’t know. I think they’re just funny one-shots that weren’t really given the gravitas that the series has developed over the last few years. In hindsight, I think Old Xian would have drawn them differently.

(As for the the texting a girl thing, I don’t remember that, but if it happens it’s not wholly surprising – Jian Yi’s gone for the whole of high school and some of university. Zhengxi can’t wait for Jian Yi forever.)

Hope this helps or gives some clarity! Let me know if you have any more questions~! x

How much is to much CC?

Okey folks, let’s come clean. How much CC do you currently have in your mods-file, in GB? I’m up around 12 gb at the moment, which is about 10 000 items or so. I mean it SOUNDS so much, but a pack of clutter contains maybe 10 objects. *trying to justify my addiction* How much CC do you have, and have you ever reached a limit where the game won’t cooperate anymore?

Originally posted by shcd17

jizztaco  asked:

Hey girl, just wanted to say I really understand what you are going through. But honestly you have NOTHING to worry about, you're smoking even by non fat fetish standards! You're so pretty and you have really wonderful body proportions. I know this won't change how you feel, but I just wanted to give you an outside opinion. Please be kind to yourself and know that what you're feeling about your body isn't accurate. I hope you're feeling better about yourself soon!

Thank you… I really appreciate this. 💖That was very nice.

anonymous asked:

I want to tell the people I'm close to that I'm autistic but I just don't know how. And I don't know how to respond to inevitable "no you're not" type responses.

That’s a very difficult thing to answer, especially because everyone’s traits are different, as are the people who you would have to tell. There are also a lot of misconceptions about what autism even is, and that’s an issue you have to get past.

If you are not formally diagnosed the best advice I can give you is to take the online tests and what not, and memorize the results. Many of the tests are self-report tests. They aren’t going to be different if you take them now on your own or take them tomorrow with a psychologist.

What might change is the interpretation (some of the tests have built in control questions to determine if you are lying or exaggerating your answer). If you have not lied or exaggerated your answers, it won’t trigger any of those concerns and won’t matter.

Of course, they may just come back with the argument that they are online tests, and in a way they are right. One test does not tell you anything. It is a bunch of tests combined, including tests that do not test specifically for autism that we score differently on than most people, that makes up a formal diagnosis.

One of the big things they ask about is your communication and your interactions with others. If you identify with those in the autistic community that is clinically significant. And you can use that to explain to people. If the experiences of autistics are similar to your experiences, and the coping tools used by autistics work the same way for you, that’s something that you can say.

The only thing a formal diagnosis gives you is the ability to say, “Well, my psychologist disagrees with you.” Sometimes that’s what people have to hear to believe you. Sometimes, even that is not enough.

If you are perceived as high functioning by the people that will accept your formal diagnoses, there are going to be a lot of people that refuse a formal diagnosis because you do not meet their expectation of what autism is supposed to be. You can try explaining to them that the criteria for autism have changed and it is a lot more common than we used to think, but that may not be enough.

Sometimes, there’s nothing you can do. My opinion? Those people don’t matter.

If it is an issue of convincing your guardians, you can try and explain all of this stuff and then add, “I know that a formal diagnosis cannot be determined with just this information, but I think it is enough information to make it worth looking into. I think I should see a psychologist about this, because having an answer will go a long way to helping me find the coping techniques that will let me be as successful in life as I can be.”

If they balk you can explain that when you go to the doctor, you don’t go because you have no symptoms. You go because you notice symptoms. Sometimes you even have an idea of what those symptoms match up to. If you have the symptoms of the flu, you may even go into the doctor and say, “I have the flu, I need you to verify that and prescribe something for it.”

That’s not uncommon, and it works the same way. This is what seems most reasonable to you, so you want to check it out. And maybe you’re wrong, but that’s why see a professional.

Note, I have no problem with self diagnosis, and if that’s all you ever want that is fine by me.

I think that @askaboutautism might have some answers about this in their tags, so you might want to check those out. They may also give you a different answer than I did. I tried to cover as many aspects as I could without knowing the details of your situation. If you want to narrow it down for me and give me some details I can certainly talk more at length on any of these aspects and how they might apply to you.

anonymous asked:

Your blog is the best wowi how do you do it ?? I've been trying to start a blog kinda like this only from Lily Evans point of view FOREVER, even before I found this one! Please give me a tip on how you run a blog so amazing with everything else going on in your life. Thanks so much ❤️❤️❤️

Oh Thank you so much!🙈I don’t know how I manage to post every day and sometime twice a day! But since i’m almost always on mobile, i find it easier and faster to write there. So find the best option for you to write.

Also, write down ideas for when you won’t have any. It is really extremely hard to think of something that is original and that i’ve never done. So write some ideas down and you can change the way your story occur since it’s your story!

And how I manage to do it with the everyday activities? I find a moment of my day that is allowed to write. For me, it’s after school.

If you don’t feel like writing someday, you can skip a day. I never do it because i feel bad for the readers but you can do it since it’s your blog and your the booss;) You have to be organized and really passioned about your blog for it to work! I hope this helped you a bit and I really hope you will be sucessfull! Thanks again:)) -s

Please forgive me!

I know it has been forever since I have posted one of the reader prompt requests and I’m very sorry! My class is almost over, the constant studying and the fear of failure will be gone soon I promise. Then I can get back to my normal writing schedule and get these requests out. Please hang in there, I promise you won’t be disappointed! And because I have been keeping everyone waiting for so long, here is just a quick little thing I thought of while studying for my exam.


James Moriarty x Reader where the reader uses James to help study. (This is based off the stuff I have to study for my EMT certification).


“For the last time, lay still and answer my questions like I told you too!” You yell, looking down at James as he laid on the floor before you.

“I’m getting bored.” He responds, moving to sit up but you push him back down.

“Oh no, no no no….You promised me you’d help and by hell you are going to help me. I have to remember all this shit come next week and be able to preform it all in front of people, I need all the practice I can get!”

“Fine, but I get to do it to you later,” he says, lifting his hands in the air and wiggling his fingers at you.

You roll your eyes, “fine, whatever…” You trail off, leaning over him to reach for your skill sheets, your eyes scanning over the paper you had read many times before just to make sure you didn’t miss anything. You felt his hand crawl up your thigh and you quickly move your own hand down, slapping his away with a loud thwack without looking away from your paper. “Alright, let’s start over…BSI, scene safe…”

“Oh my god, why are you starting over!?” He whines and you let a frustrated growl leave your lips.

“James Moriarty, if you do not let me practice I’m going to give you a REAL reason to need a trauma assessment!” You say, grabbing your extremely heavy book from the floor and threatening him with it. “Don’t think just because you’re my boyfriend it doesn’t mean I won’t beat the bloody hell out of you so I can pass this exam!”

You didn’t mean for it to happen, you honestly didn’t want to hurt him, but the book just so happen to slip out of your hand and land directly between his legs. He let out a squeal of pain as you looked down with wide eyes, “oh god, I’m so sorry!” You say, slowly pulling the book off him and placing it next to you. “I really didn’t mean too…but.” Your eyes lit up, and you smiled, “now that you are really hurt, let’s do that trauma assessment!” That’s when James started cussing, “yup, he has an airway, he’s breathing. Check circulation, cap refill…do you have any major bleeding? What hurts?”

A string of cuss words flew your way, but you didn’t pay any attention as you ran down the assessment, using him as your dummy. “Alright, start at the head, check eyes, nose, mouth, ears for fluid…” You say, starting from the head and working your way down his body. “Verbalize the need to check the genitalia…” 


“Toel will have cooks more of use to you.”
“He won’t,” Annaig said. “It’s both of us or neither.”
Slyr shook her head. “You’re a strange one,” she said. “But I–” She put her head down.
“I said I didn’t care about anyone in Qijne’s kitchen. But if you had died, I think I might be sad.”

lie down, try not to cry, 

anonymous asked:

as a woc who loves(!) katie, lena & supercorp i'm glad i follow you. i've seen questionable sc posts in the past that made me leery of the white fans i follow. you temper things & if the sc fandom fucks up you're somebody i won't have to unfollow

lol thanks!

anonymous asked:

when is "his" part 0.12 going to be updated? i love your work!!!

Monday. Thank you!  ♡ ♡

Anon:  Please don’t make Sehun claim her, it HAS to be Jungkook.xxxx (great writing btw)

Just have to wait and see won’t we? ;)) Thank you  ♡ ♡

anonymous asked:

Match up please? My height is 4'9, I have short, light brown hair (that's normally messy), I have blue eyes and my skin is tan. I'm not really shy once I get going, but I have a hard time starting conversations. I enjoy helping people, and do my best to keep people happy and be there for them when I can; sometimes I have moments where I'd rather be alone. I don't enjoy fights and I'm afraid of heights. I'm pretty average when it comes to grades, and I'm not very sporty, heh. My prefence is Sans~

Classic Sans! 

He’s going to make jokes that because your eyes are blue you were made for each other. He knows there are countless other people with blue eyes out there, but it’s just another reason why you’re perfect for him! (He’d find other reasons if you didn’t have blue eyes.) 

He won’t mind that you have a bit of a hard time starting conversations, you might find yourself pulled onto the couch next to him in comfortable silence or with your favorite movie playing in the background. He can also respect when you’d like to be alone though. He’s going to try his best not to worry when you’re gone and he’d prefer if you went somewhere he knew about, just in case. 

The fact you enjoy helping people reminds him of a certain brother of his (who is also very cool like you) and he knows that you might stretch yourself a bit thin in order to help as many people as much as possible. He’s going to make sure that you take a little bit of time out for yourself; even if that means laying on you while you’re chilling on the couch or hugging you so close that you can’t leave the bed for an extra few minutes.