5 cases of venality, 20 sets of missing equipment, 7 cases of absence for duty, 42 confiscated bottles of alcohol... and it's only 11 am! Hey me! Remind me why we are doing this job again!
We don’t get paid enough to be the babysitter of these idiots. As much as I want to join them, this is getting ridiculous. 11 a.m. and I already need a drink.
Ugh, as for the missing pieces of equipment, are they the new shipment of rifles? Goddamnit, those things were a pain to order.