So I was looking through Names on Urban Dictionary
  • Emma:The most gorgeous woman ever seen. Known to randomly throw out little adorable and hysterical one-liners. Very artistically talented. One who has no true idea of her true beauty, both inside and out. A very very special woman that has the love and admiration of a person willing to do almost anything for her.
  • Alex:Girls named Alex are ALWAYS the hottest ones.
  • They have a nice ass body and are always funny.
  • They also have the best personality.
  • GREAT kissers. FABULOUS in bed. They are kinky as shit!
  • (Please excuse me while I try and breathe normally)
  • Victoria:There are countless definitions out there that attempt to explain this rather unusual and amazing specimen of a woman. She is the most beautiful, intelligent, talented, intriguing, funny person you will ever get the pleasure of meeting, trust me. If it needs to get done she will get it done. In other words, a Victoria is a fascinating wonder woman.
  • Teal:a being who is very very easily amused, likes to eat pickles, sings 24/7, watches scooby doo, pirates of the caribbean, spirited away, buffy, and enjoys slam poetry.
  • Dre:an adjective used to describe anything that is cool and/or dope beyond comprehension. Applicable only to those individuals with the highest levels of swag. Derivative of the popular rapper name Dre and thus is most commonly used as an expression by members of hip hop culture. However, it is sometimes used by a select few individuals who wish they had swag...
  • (or a drug related organization...oh irony)
  • Madi:An undefinable girl and in some strange cases a guy. Madi's are not easy to find. If you ever meet a Madi you should immediatley go into the fetal position and hope to god the true fantasticness of this girl (boy sometimes) will shine down on you like the rays of the sun.
  • Hayden:Guys named Hayden are the perfect combination of sweet and sexy. They have great senses of humor, and only focus on schoolwork when it's 100% necessary. They know how to crack a joke, but are very serious in relationships.
  • Chris:A guy who can always make you laugh, even at the worst of times. He's an extremely sexy person, even though he denies it. He is also smart, and denies that too. Someone named Chris is always up for having a good time and will always leave you breathless. You'll never be bored with a Chris around.
  • Ravel:a loose string attached to an article of clothing, blanket, curtain, etc. (background: short for unravelled)
  • John-Michel:a person who uses the services of a prostitute
I got tagged by Sir-derpsalot

1. Who’s your favorite superhero?

Batman. Always Batman.

2. What’s your favorite novel?

Either The Mauritius Command or Nutmeg of Consolation, both by Patrick O'Brian. Mauritius is more serious and historical, Nutmeg is more extravagant (and I cried from happiness at one point, that’s how into it I was), so which I prefer more depends on my mood.

3. Who’s your role model/idol?

I don’t know if I have one. I mean, there are a lot of people I admire that you might call role models or idols, but not one specific person who I dearly wish to emulate in life. 

4. What do you aspire to be?

You know, I still haven’t quite decided. I’m looking at doing some screenwriting, maybe publish a regular novel or several, or just make movies. Maybe wind my way up to directing. Maybe that.

5. How long have you been on tumblr?

Um, since March 2011, if memory serves. That may or may not be correct. I didn’t actually get deeply involved for several months after I started. 

6. What’s your favorite word?

Elucidate. Someone said it on my tv the other day and I was like “Hey! You said my word! Four for you!”

7. What’s your favorite curse word?

Presently, I have been calling everything ‘shitty bitch’. For some reason I find it hilarious. 

8. What do you do in your free time?

Overwhelmingly, I watch tv. I also tumblr, and make lists, and think out elaborate scenarios, and plot and scheme. Same thing I do every day, Pinky.

9. Did you ever have an imaginary friend? What was their name and what were they?

A few, in my time. They were always people, and always male. The earliest I remember was Angus, who was apparently my guardian angel. The longest-running and most memorable was Mr Jones, and he was short-tempered and foul-mouthed, but extremely cool-minded and logical. 

10. Do you have any siblings? How many?

Yes, five. I am the second-oldest. 

11. What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

42. I understand this reference.


1. what is your middle name (if you have one)?

2. how tall are you?

3. What do you want to call your kids (or what have you called your kids, or what would you call your kids if you had any even though you don’t plan to because ew, kids - whichever question suits you better)?

4. Do you, have you, or will you ever wear wigs?

5. Did you understand that reference?

6. If you could only watch one tv show ever for the rest of your life, what would you choose?

7. Have you ever felt the pain of falling madly in love with a minor character on something (and if so, who)?

8. What is the saddest thing you’ve ever seen happen on a tv show?

9. If you were to rename yourself as a gender other than that with which you presently identify, what would your name be (NOTE: not 'what’s your favourite name’ necessarily, but 'what name do you think would suit you best’)?

10. What was the last movie that you really regretted seeing?

11. What is your favourite soundtrack?

THE RULES SAY I HAVE TO TAG 11 PEOPLE but you know if you feel like answering questions and I didn’t tag you…sheesh, ain’t nothin’ stopping you from answering anyway now, is there? I like knowing answers to questions. Answer the questions, children.

Seriously though, I’m lookin’ at my follow list, and there’s so many of you great people. I’d hate for anyone to feel left out. Answer at your leisure, and at your pleasure, if it strikes your fancy to do so.