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some gross comments i saw during dan's liveshow today
  • “are you bisexual?” - im ashamed we still have to say it STOP TRYING TO OUT YOUTUBERS WHO ARE NOT OPEN WITH THEIR SEXUALITY ONLINE ITS NONE OF OUR BUSINESS
  • “sorry you look fat but i love you!” - do you really love him? really? then dont negatively comment on his appearance you melonfuck
  • “upload a video” - dont harass him (or any youtuber) to upload. he has a life, and can upload whenever he wants to.
  • “do 50 shades stuff to phil” - DONT FORCE A RELATIONSHIP especially an abusive one ON THEM

in conclusion, dan howell is an actual human being. stop being disgustingly rude to him during his liveshows and respect him

reasons Marinette would be fucking ripped:

  • fights crime every day?
  • has to carry around Chat’s dead weight (I’m kidding son you do a great job)
  • propels her own body weight across the entirety of Paris
  • literally does a chin up every time she climbs up to her balcony? check that shit, there’s no ladder or anything
  • flour & sugar bags are HEAVY
  • that’s not even talking about the mega deluxe shit you get for bakeries, I’m just talking personal kitchen use
  • have you ever kneaded bread?
  • I’m serious, I just spent the last 10 minutes kneading bread and the knowledge that my muscles are going to hurt like a bitch in the morning is what prompted me to make this post
  • you have to knead baguettes for like 1000000 years before you bake them

In conclusion: miraculous ladybug? more like MUSCULAR ladybug am I right

“Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings

Stupid Ladybug Scenario:

It’s Marinette’s birthday. 

Adrien notices Marinette doesn’t really wear any jewelry other than earrings so he gives Marinette earrings as a present. 

MARINETTE HAS A CRISIS BECAUSE SHE REALLY SHOULDN’T WEAR THEM IN CASE SHE NEEDS TO TRANSFORM REALLY QUICK BUT SHE REALLY WANTS TO WEAR THEM

in a moment of indiscretion Marinette goes and gets more piercings so she can wear both. 

Juleka nods in approval.

In My Life
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The Beatles- “In My Life”

There are places I’ll remember
All my life, though some have changed
Some forever, not for better
Some have gone and some remain
All these places have their moments
With lovers and friends I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life, I’ve loved them all

But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I’ll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I’ll often stop and think about them
In my life, I love you more

Though I know I’ll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I’ll often stop and think about them
In my life, I love you more
In my life– I love you more

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Middle-Earth meme - Objects - (1/3) - The One Ring

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakutulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

The Ringby breathing2004

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie

since he capitalized both words and since im a bastille Stan perhaps he was referencing one of my fave songs:

These streets are yours, you can keep them
I don’t want them
They pull me back, and I surrender
To the memories I run from

Oh, we have paved these streets
With moments of defeat

But even if we won’t admit it to ourselves
We’ll walk upon these streets and think of little else
So I won’t show my face here anymore
I won’t show my face here anymore

These streets are yours, you can keep them
In my mind it’s like you haunt them
And passing through I think I see you
In the shapes of other women

Oh, we have stained these walls
With our mistakes and flaws

But even if we won’t admit it to ourselves
We’ll walk upon these streets and think of little else
So I won’t show my face here anymore
I won’t show my face here anymore

All that’s left behind
Is a shadow on my mind
A shadow on my mind (Oh, a shadow cast upon a wall is silhouette and nothing more)
All that’s left behind (but it’s all that’s left behind)

But even if we won’t admit it to ourselves
We’ll walk upon these streets and think of little else
So I won’t show my face here anymore
I won’t show my face here anymore

I won’t show my face here anymore
I won’t show my face here anymore

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

I think a lot of people fail to realize the significance of Thorin and how he connects with LOTR (EDITED)

EDIT: Thorin did not have the ring of power, it was lost with his father. 

Tolkien wanted to rewrite the Hobbit, but since he wasn’t able to, Peter Jackson brings to the screen the significance of Thorin being the last of the royal line of Durin, along with Fili and Kili, based on Tolkien’s appendices. 

In LOTR, darkness has fallen over the world. Sauron has grown strong. Why? 

Because the bearers of the rings of power are all dead, or under his control (except for the elves). Rings, plural. 

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,One for the Dark Lord on his dark throneIn the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind themIn the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

So of the men, none of the rings are left. The kings have been turned into the 9 wraiths. 

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The dwarf kings? All dead. All their lines lost. 

Except one. 

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Gandalf is so insistent Thorin take back his homeland because it is a dwarven stronghold. It is a kingdom from which a great force of good (ie the dwarves) can defend against Sauron. 

Thorin lives in Ered Luin with his people. Probably in nice homes, or decent ones. But if Ered Luin was attacked, he could not defend it. He would need a stronghold. Erebor. 

Sauron is desperate to kill Thorin, and he has to deal with this on top of having gold sickness (which may even be caused by the ring), on top of the Arkenstone being generally seductive as hell (even Bilbo was affected by its beauty!)

Thorin had CORRUPTING FORCES (Sauron, arkenstone, gold sickness) bearing down on him in the middle of a quest to kill a dragon and then having to fight off armies of orcs while not trusting the elves who came with their own armies and the men being angry at him. 

Sauron was desperate to kill Thorin. He was desperate to destroy the last stronghold of the dwarves, and desperate to ensure that the line of Durin be destroyed. Thorin’s madness didn’t come down on him just like that–it must have been years in the making. Thorin wasn’t weak willed or dark-hearted, but he was being corrupted on all sides, and Sauron wanted him dead.

He did the same to Aragorn. He was desperate to kill off the line of Elendil, the Numenorians, which was why Aragorn had to live in secret all his life. 

Sauron needed Thorin dead. Which is why Thorin is so important, and why his death would rule the fate of those who came after him–in the Lord of the Rings. 

If Thorin doesn’t die… then Sauron is defeated (easier, at least) and the world would be saved. 

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Chapel Hill victims’ brother: Shooter had harassed Muslim couple, ‘brandished’ gun at them

In an interview with RT, Yousef Abu-Salha, the brother of two of the Chapel Hill shooting victims, said there was a lot of tension between the family and accused shooter Craig Stephen Hicks, which only grew after one of Yousef’s sisters, Yusor MohammadAbu-Salha, moved in with her husband, Deah Shaddy Barakat.

“There were plenty of run-ins [with Hicks],” he said, “but the run-ins escalated when my sister moved in; she obviously wore the head scarf. I recall her telling me when she first went to visit the condo before she even moved in together, [Hicks] came and knocked on the door and told them they were making too much noise, and he brandished a gun at his waist.”

“I consider that terror,” he added, “I consider that hate.”

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