theme for quality blog

This is crop the frog.
He’s supposed to help me figure out which image format wont be distorted and compressed through my blog theme

So that you can enjoy the same quality on both my blog and your dashboard!  

You’re doing a good job, crop! 

Hmm. Seems like we have to get smaller…

still not quiet there yet… 

almost…

REALLY? anything over 350 Pixel gets compressed!? Oh hell no, maybe I should choose a different theme…Im sorry pal, you dont deserve this. You did great, lets get you out of the box…

There you go. Bon appétit!

The Mystery Squad + Tumblr
  • Dirk: Blog is a Mess™. Reblogs every weird aesthetic post he comes across. Long ass description that tells you nothing about him at all. The colours of his theme clash so bad but he never changes them? Has a side blog where he posts updates about his cases and writes like 20000 words with no read more. Cats everywhere.
  • Todd: Runs a moderately successful comedy blog. Appears to have his shit together but does not have his shit together at all. Answers all his asks very sarcastically, gained at least a quarter of his followers from this alone. Master of writing self-degrading text posts that get mad numbers of notes. Also has a blog about bands where he posts videos of him covering songs. No one knows about this blog. (Everyone knows about this blog).
  • Farah: Feminism and guns. She reblogs every single self-defence post. Not very active but has a loyal band of followers. Dirk worships her blog for reasons kind of unknown to everyone. Causes Amanda to have a heart attack whenever she reblogs anything remotely gay.
  • Amanda: Queen of memes. Insanely active for long periods of time, then not active at all for like 3 days. Follows a bunch of wlw blogs in an attempt to curb her crush on Farah. It doesn't work. Has the kind of blog that has no quality content but is still a quality blog. She probably made her own theme, it took days because she doesn't exactly code often. It's the Best Theme of all of them. If any of them has a secret porn blog it's probably her.

my name is ellen and i cover my face so much i’m surprised people even realise that i have a face.

“Everywhere I look, I’m reminded of the annoyance of “selective” blogs. I follow them, but then they don’t follow me back. I attempt to make myself look like a quality blog by making a fancy theme and format, and fucking nothing happens.

Are you fucking shitting me? You know what “selective” is? It’s an excuse for muns to be condescending assholes by picking blogs only they deem followable by their ridiculously high standards. AND IT’S EVEN NOT A GOOD EXCUSE EITHER. IT’S THE WORST EXCUSE EVER.“