oh, the girl's locker room
- Nicki: [to some girl] God, could you stop looking at my ass? It's creepy and lesbian.
- Me: Jesus Nicki, why would you think anyone would want to look at /your/ ass?
- Locker Room: Oooh, buuuuuuurn!
- Nicki: That wasn't a burn, that was a valid question!
- Me: You're right. I mean, people staring at my butt I would understand, I have a nice ass.
- Nicki: Yeah, for a fatass in a size 6.
- Me: Excuse me, I find that offensive. I'm a size 8.