oh, the girl's locker room
- Nicki:[to some girl] God, could you stop looking at my ass? It's creepy and lesbian.
- Me:Jesus Nicki, why would you think anyone would want to look at /your/ ass?
- Locker Room:Oooh, buuuuuuurn!
- Nicki:That wasn't a burn, that was a valid question!
- Me:You're right. I mean, people staring at my butt I would understand, I have a nice ass.
- Nicki:Yeah, for a fatass in a size 6.
- Me:Excuse me, I find that offensive. I'm a size 8.