thejeneral

i’m afraid of losing more followers (i don’t have that many to begin with!) so i’m going to combine these three beautiful ladies and their lovely messages into one post

jen: i love you shut up stop omg

heather: you are my sunshine, my darling sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray

maestroannie: you are the sweetest person thank you for existing <3

you guys get this photo again

anactofwhimsy  asked:

i can't think of something to ask you so TELL ME ANYTHING

OKAY STORY TIME

when i was 18, i applied to get into this camp run by the local police station and it was really hard to get in but i did it.  i had to get interviewed like 4 times, write some essays, do a bunch of physical tests and have a shit ton of background tests.  

but it was the greatest, and it was 8 days of police training where we woke up at 5am every day and did a shit ton of running and exercise and they screamed at us and it was AMAZING.  there were 50 people at camp, in 5 groups of 10, and in our little group of ten the cops matched us up with a partner who was a good personality match and we would do simulations as partners.  i got matched up with this AWESOME kid named andrew, and he would beatbox as we walked to our simulations.  one of the sims i pulled a “drunk” guy who was 6'4" and a firefighter in real life (they would come be “bad guys” for the sims) out of an SUV and i slammed him against a fence and it was gr8

also i carried a 240 pound boy across a football field on my back one morning.  I DIDN’T PUT HIM DOWN ONCE.  i was probably about 135 at the time.  SERIOUSLY MY PROUDEST MOMENT

anactofwhimsy  asked:

It is an honor to be one of the winners of "most alcohol friendly." I would like to thank Captain Morgan, grapes, and my tri-wizard tournament drinking goblet. But most of all, Olivia, who has always supported my dream and reminds me, "somewhere, someone on the internet is drunk, So drink with them!"

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IT’S NOT AWESOME LET’S TRADE

I ACCEPT THESE OFFERS

purchased my first 32A bra today

they are actually getting smaller 

how is this happening