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when i was 18, i applied to get into this camp run by the local police station and it was really hard to get in but i did it. i had to get interviewed like 4 times, write some essays, do a bunch of physical tests and have a shit ton of background tests.
but it was the greatest, and it was 8 days of police training where we woke up at 5am every day and did a shit ton of running and exercise and they screamed at us and it was AMAZING. there were 50 people at camp, in 5 groups of 10, and in our little group of ten the cops matched us up with a partner who was a good personality match and we would do simulations as partners. i got matched up with this AWESOME kid named andrew, and he would beatbox as we walked to our simulations. one of the sims i pulled a “drunk” guy who was 6'4" and a firefighter in real life (they would come be “bad guys” for the sims) out of an SUV and i slammed him against a fence and it was gr8
also i carried a 240 pound boy across a football field on my back one morning. I DIDN’T PUT HIM DOWN ONCE. i was probably about 135 at the time. SERIOUSLY MY PROUDEST MOMENT
It is an honor to be one of the winners of "most alcohol friendly." I would like to thank Captain Morgan, grapes, and my tri-wizard tournament drinking goblet. But most of all, Olivia, who has always supported my dream and reminds me, "somewhere, someone on the internet is drunk, So drink with them!"