theive's guild

A member of our group showed up late in our campaign and so we ended up finding his character (a halfling) in a dungeon and we find out he was a part of the thieves guild from town. Later in the game our Bard knocks on a door and we find that there is someone behind it and our halfling asks…
Halfling: Have you seen anyone from the theives guild?
Man behind the door: I HATE the theives guild.
Halfling: Oh good thing we’re not them.

anonymous asked:

The rogue of our party attempted to make our angel paladin start a holy war, the paladin instead hired the entire theives guild to rob the order of bahamut (they're evil in our game) to help ruin their war effort.

Nice!