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“These newborns all look like tiny, smooshed-up old men! How is ANYONE supposed to tell them apart?!”

Finally, a cheap and easy way to avoid those pesky ‘Lifetime Movie Mix-Ups!’ 
The “Scan My Baby” app allows you to quickly and easily identify your unique newborn using the camera on your phone or tablet!  

Don’t find yourself raising the wrong child for 12-or-so odd years, culminating in a heart-wrenching court saga where you are portrayed by Tiffany Amber Theissen.

Get the “Scan My Baby” app today!