their story's a little different i'm guessing

Church's story arc ending monologues:
  • Alpha (Season 5): You know Caboose, I used to not care. I just went along with orders, and hoped that everything would work out for me. But after all that's happened, you know what I've learned? It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they're an asshole, or a pervert, or snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant or an idiot or know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise people on a personal level. Not because they're red, or because they're blue, but because ya know them, and you see them every single day. And you can't stand them, because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag.
  • Epsilon (Season 8): I'd like to say that I found her right away, that I just walked into the Epsilon Unit, and there she was, waiting for me. As you can probably guess, it didn't happen that way, but, I know she's in here somewhere, and I'll find her. We always seem to find each other, for better or for worse. I don't know why the Director did what he did. I don't know if he was trying to revive a memory from his past, or if he was just trying to get it out of his head. But I figured out something that the Director didn't. It took Alpha, Delta, and the rest to help piece it together for me, but what I've learned is that a great love is a lot like a good memory. When it's there, and you know it's there, but it's just out of your reach, it can be all that you think about. You can focus on it, and try to force it, but the more you do, the more you seem to push it away. But if you're patient, and you hold still, then maybe... Just maybe... It will come to you. I just need to make sure I'm somewhere she can find me. I think this place is a little different than it was before. See, out there, everything is based on the Alpha, but in here, I guess I'm the Alpha. And maybe this time through, things will be a little different for me as well. I guess I'll find out. And I mean, hell, if you have to live the rest of your life in a memory... you might as well make it a good one.
  • Epsilon (Season 13): It was Doyle who made me realize something I never thought of before. There are so many stories that some brave hero to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everyone lives happily ever after. But the hero never sees gets to see that ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually makes a difference, they'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just need to have faith. Ain't that a bitch?
TFLN Sentence Starters (Part 5)
  • [TEXT] I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky.
  • [TEXT] I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
  • [TEXT] So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
  • [TEXT] of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
  • [TEXT] She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
  • [TEXT] so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
  • [TEXT] he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
  • [TEXT] Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
  • [TEXT] Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
  • [TEXT] Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
  • [TEXT] made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
  • [TEXT] you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
  • [TEXT] I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
  • [TEXT] if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
  • [TEXT] No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
  • [TEXT] this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
  • [TEXT] Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
  • [TEXT] she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
  • [TEXT] I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
  • [TEXT] Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
  • [TEXT] I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
  • [TEXT] If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
  • [TEXT] The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
  • [TEXT] You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
  • [TEXT] The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
  • [TEXT] Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
  • [TEXT] I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
  • [TEXT] I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
  • [TEXT] they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
  • [TEXT] Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
  • [TEXT] you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. One after the other. Spelled differently,
  • [TEXT] So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
  • [TEXT] we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
  • [TEXT] Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
  • [TEXT] I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
  • [TEXT] Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
  • [TEXT] Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult
  • [TEXT] Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
  • [TEXT] I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.

I may have gotten super inspired after talking with more-aoe about her wonderfully done Asian Inquisitor, Aeveth, and proceeded to make my own after finishing my math homework instead of sleeping.

So, meet Lillian Trevelyan, based off of… well, me. I’m not 100% happy with how it turned out, but I’m still really proud of her. I might go back and remake her, to change a few more things. We’ll see.

anonymous asked:

Are you and your boyfriend doing long distance? If so, what's your best advice for someone about to be in a long distance relationship? I'm stressin hard.

Yes we are when he’s away at school. And the best advice I can give you is be honest. If you’re upset don’t let him guess. Just tell him and talk about everything. Tell every little detail and all the things you’re thinking. Share cute memories and stories with each other. Text all the time. FaceTime all the time. I audio FaceTime my boyfriend in between classes since we’re in different countries. All be understanding about time differences if there is one (mine is five hours) and be understanding of their school and work responsibilities. Send care packages and hand written letters. Do things that remind you of them. But don’t forget to tell each other every day how you feel. Don’t let the spark die. And remember that in the end it is worth it. Don’t Cheat and don’t be tempted to cheat. Say no to other and make sure people understand and respect you. Why would you trade a diamond for a rock?

Good luck❤️

anonymous asked:

We'll see what they will say after this Sunday, but do you think Richonne was a thing from day one? Did the show runners plan it all in advance once they'd cast Danai as Michonne or was it something that came as the show continued?

Anon, I’ve always thought Richonne was the plan from the beginning. Their introduction was unlike any other on the show. It is the most memorable…the locking of eyes (the first of many intense stares between the two), Michonne displaying her badass skills (even while injured), the singular focus on Rick’s hands on Michonne’s body, the fact that every member of Michonne’s future little family was out there to see her for the very first time (including new born Judith). Viewers have gotten been there every step of the way with their relationship. We have gotten to bear witness to basically all of their relationship shifting moments. We’ve gotten to witness the very careful progression of Rick and Michonne’s relationship from one of distrust to one of ultimate trust, faith, confidence, reliance, and love. We know more about Rick and Michonne and how they relate to each other than we do any other couple on the show. Even when they were a “non-couple,” the show still treated Rick and Michonne in the same manner as the leading couple (even through the mess with the dead one, great pains were taken to keep it from directly impacting Rick and Michonne’s relationship).

Anon, I’ve always found it interesting that Michonne was the one to save and befriend Andrea (comic Rick’s love interest) on the show. I think Andrea and Michonne’s friendship and subsequent divergent journeys in S3 played an important (if not obvious) part in television Rick and Michonne’s future romantic relationship. While Michonne spent all of 3B growing more intertwined with Rick and his group, Andrea was isolated from them. When they all finally did meet again, Andrea was treated with extreme suspicion while Michonne was (though not fully integrated) part of the group that was once Andrea’s. Even when Andrea died, Rick and Michonne were together in that moment with Andrea. Andrea specifically mentioned Carl and Judith “and the others” and told Michonne that it’s good she found them. I always felt like things were done during S3 to separate comic readers from the idea that Andrea was the next one for Rick. But by having Michonne and Andrea be so close, it kind of felt like a passing of the torch between the comic and show counterparts (and perhaps a way of lessening any resistance from comic “purists” to the later pairing of Rick and Michonne).

I’ve seen a number of people who thought Rick and Michonne were going to get together in the comics and were a bit surprised by Rick and Andrea. I wonder if Kirkman has sometimes used the show to play around with certain things from the comics…sort of seeing how things might have played out differently had different choices been made…Rick and Michonne’s relationship being a prime example of that.

Anon, I guess we’ll never really know the true story unless TPTB decide to tell us. But I just don’t think the show would have hired someone with as much palpable chemistry with the lead as DG has with AL if they didn’t plan on capitalizing on it in every way possible.

Thanks, Anon!