their so freaking awesome gosh darn it

QROW'S SEMBLANCE OF BAD LUCK

When we first see Qrow, THE BARTENDER KNOCKS OVER THE GLASS ON THE COUNTER. Gosh darn it, bad luck.

Qrow’s fighting Winter: her boss just so happens to walk up behind her??? BAD LUCK!

He plays Yang in that fighting video game and she keeps losing! Awesome at games?/Bad luck for opponent?

In his fight with Tyrian, he fell through the roof of the building when Qrow didn’t! BAD. LUCK.

Rwby tried to help in the same fight, and a piece of wood from said building almost falls on her freaking head. BAD LUCK.

Qrow walks away from the fire after telling everyone the story. Log falls off the fire. BAD LUCK CHUCK.

Like……….. MY LIFE MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE!!!!