their so freaking awesome gosh darn it

QROW'S SEMBLANCE OF BAD LUCK

When we first see Qrow, THE BARTENDER KNOCKS OVER THE GLASS ON THE COUNTER. Gosh darn it, bad luck.

Qrow’s fighting Winter: her boss just so happens to walk up behind her??? BAD LUCK!

He plays Yang in that fighting video game and she keeps losing! Awesome at games?/Bad luck for opponent?

In his fight with Tyrian, he fell through the roof of the building when Qrow didn’t! BAD. LUCK.

Rwby tried to help in the same fight, and a piece of wood from said building almost falls on her freaking head. BAD LUCK.

Qrow walks away from the fire after telling everyone the story. Log falls off the fire. BAD LUCK CHUCK.

Like……….. MY LIFE MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE!!!!

LISTEN HERE YOU NERDS
YOURE FLIPPING IMPORTANT TO ME
YOURE AWESOME WONDERFUL INCREDIBLE AMAZING BEAUTIFUL TALENTED FUNNY BADASS AND CUTE AS HECK
AND IT BREAKS MY HEART WHEN YOU GUYS TREAT YOURSELVES LIKE CRUD AND SAY YOU DONT DESERVE COMPLIMENTS BUT DESERVE THE HATE YOU GET
YOU CRUDDY DONT ALRIGHT
SO STOP TREATING YOURSELVES LIKE CRAP AND START TREATING YOURSELVES LIKE THE GLORIOUS PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE
(AND IF YOU SCROLL PAST THIS AND THINK “I CANT DO THAT/IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THAT” YOURE HELLA WRONG AND NEED TO START THINKING BETTER OF YOURSELVES)