So, I’m reading this biography of JFK Jr and, holy crap, him and his wife may have had one of the greatest verbal exchanges ever. (Context: they were arguing in a restaurant and everyone could hear them.)
JFK Jr:“Why don’t we just get a divorce? We talk about it often enough!”
Carolyn: “No way! We had to wait for YOUR mother to die before we could get married. We have to wait for MY mother to die before we can get a divorce!” I burst out laughing on the train and got some weird looks. Carolyn gets an A+ for acerbic wittiness during a marital spat.