their all so cute it kills me

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Did you know? If you catch a falling maple leaf, you’ll fall in love with the person you’re walking with.

What I love of the signs

Aries: how flashy they are. How easily they open to the people. How authentic and funny is without trying. It’s someone I like to look at and I like it very much. 

Taurus: there are some Taurus that are so adorable. They are so kind and take care of everyone. I want to hug them all they.

Gemini: they are crazy af in a bad way. I love it. But if we had to spend a week under the same roof, I am not sure who would kill who first

Cancer: they are very cute, they are beautiful. They are in the small group of people that I want to embrace. High expectations, always dreaming and giving me desire to dream too.

Leo: their presence. They walk with confidence. I have to turn to see the king who has just entered.

Virgo: they look mysterious. I want to know what they are thinking.

Libra: how they could be eating like a beast and still being the most beautiful and delicate flower of the garden. I love it sO MUCH.

Scorpio: everything. Seriously. I love every thing about them.

Sagittarius: they don’t have a hard time saying anything. They think it, they say it.

Capricorn: I really love how direct you are.

Aquarius: they interest me. You are very closed, I want to know what there is inside your head. I like that you are aware of your problems, know why they are there and how to fix them.

Pisces: I consider them one of the funniest signs of the zodiac.

Drabble Challenge!

Repost this. Followers/Readers send numbers to your Ask. You write a fic/drabble using that line in your piece. Have fun! Expect a ton of requests!! 

  1. “That’s starting to get annoying”
  2. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
  3. “You can’t just sit there all day.”
  4. “I’m too sober for this.”
  5. “I’m not here to make friends.”
  6. “I need a place to stay.”
  7. “Well, that’s tragic.”
  8. “You’re seriously like a man-child.”
  9. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
  10. “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
  11. “Dear Diary, …”
  12. “She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
  13. “I lost our baby.”
  14. “They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
  15. “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”
  16. “You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”
  17. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
  18. “What’s the matter, sweetie?”
  19. “You’re Satan.”
  20. “I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”
  21. “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”
  22. “Did you just hiss at me?”
  23. “Do you really need all that candy?”
  24. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”
  25. “I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”
  26. “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
  27. “No. Regrets.”
  28. “How drunk was I?”
  29. “How is my wife more badass than me?”
  30. “Be you. No one else can.”
  31. “I haven’t slept in ages.”
  32. “I locked the keys in the car.”
  33. “Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”
  34. “You work for me. You are my slave.”
  35. “Take your medicine.”
  36. “They’re monsters.”
  37. “Welcome to fatherhood.”
  38. “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”
  39. “It’s your turn to make dinner.”
  40. “The kids, they ambushed me.”
  41. “Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”
  42. “Stop being so cute.”
  43. “I feel like I can’t breathe.”
  44. “You need to see a doctor.”
  45. “You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”
  46. “I was a joke, baby. I swear.”
  47. “Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
  48. “I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”
  49. “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”
  50. “This is girl talk, so leave.”
  51. “Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”
  52. “There’s a herd of them!”
  53. “Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
  54. “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”
  55. “You’re a nerd.”
  56. “I’m late.”
  57. “Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”
  58. “You smell like a wet dog.”
  59. “I could punch you right now.”
  60. “Are you going to talk to me?”
  61. “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
  62. “If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”
  63. “Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”
  64. “Here, take my blanket.”
  65. “I don’t want you to stop.”
  66. “How could I ever forget about you?”
  67. “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”
  68. “Run for it!”
  69. “We need to talk.”
  70. “Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”
  71. “I want a pet.”
  72. “Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
  73. “I’m not wearing a dress.”
  74. “I’m not wearing a tie.”
  75. “Quit beating me up!”
  76. “Please put your penis away.”
  77. “It’s a Texas thing.”
  78. “Don’t argue. Just do it.”
  79. “I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
  80. “Does he know about the baby?”
  81. “Hold still.”
  82. “I just ironed these pants!”
  83. “Enough with the sass!”
  84. “Show me what’s behind your back.”
  85. “I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”
  86. “Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
  87. “Stay awake.”
  88. “STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”
  89. “You’re not interested, are you?”
  90. “I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”
  91. “Tell me you need me.”
  92. “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”
  93. “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”
  94. “I had a bad dream again.”
  95. “Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”
  96. “It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
  97. “You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”
  98. “The store ran out of Easter eggs.”
  99. “How could you forget your son’s birthday?”
  100. “You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”

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Let’s talk about Kase-san! 

If you haven’t heard, the manga series Asagao to Kase-san is getting an anime!
..Kind of. It certainly will be animated, but it’s just a music video, much to my disappointment :(

Buuut, I heard someone on twitter mentioning how the staff wouldn’t exactly work on such a small project? It’s possible, but perhaps it could be a way to gauge interest? And then possibly an actual TV series?? 

So here’s the staff and some stuff they worked on:

  • Director: Satou Takuya (Steins;gate, WIXOSS, Ichigo Mashimaro)
  • Character design+Animation director: Sakai Kyuuta (Steins;gate, Re:Zero, WIXOSS)
  • Art director: Hirama Yuka (TTGL, Haganai, Sukitte II na yo)
  • Director of photography: Kuchiba Takeshi (Da Capo, Mayo Chiki)
  • Color Design: Iwaida You (Oregairu Zoku, Konobi)
  • Editing: Gotou Masahiro (WIXOSS, Gakusen Toshi Asterisk, Akame ga Kill)

So they’ve basically all worked on lots of TV anime. 

Also, they ARE trying to appeal to an overseas audience, which is apparent in their English tweets!

Not to get anyone’s hopes up or anything. But.

So if anyone cares for an anime:
BUY THE MANGA, share the MV, follow their twitter, visit the website, …anything to show you have interest. 

For me, Kase-san is one of my favorite yuri manga; it’s super cute, wonderful art, GOOD FACES, not overly dramatic (or dramatic at all?), so this would definitely become a favorite show of mine. It’s the kind of romance I’ve wanted to see in anime :’)

Also for anyone who hasn’t seen the PV yet [here]
And the full version of the lovely song by Oku Hanako [here]

Music video is out!!! [here]

listen guys no matter how much fun it is to imagine the dcu having tumblr just so your faves would have cute blogs and interact, you realize it’d be exactly the same hellsite it is now like

“supervillains killed my family”

“yeah but not ALL supervillains are like that bro that’s a massive generalization”

and

“m*tahuman is a slur!!!” 

this is what it would be like

‘When it’s time to go there,’ I said quietly, 'we go together.’
'It’s a bargain,’ he said, and kissed me gently.
I murmured back onto his lips, “Yes, it is.’
The skin on my left arm tingles.  lick of warmth snaked down it. I looked to find another tattoo there.
— 

Page 698, A Court of Wings and Ruin

THEY MADE. A. MAGIC BINDING. BARGAIN. 

  • Alec: *is badass af*
  • Alec: *is salty all the time*
  • Alec: *literally kills demons like it's nothing*
  • Alec: *is five times taller and stronger than me*
  • Me:
  • Alec:
  • Me: by tHE AnGEl TAlL BAbY boY SoN MUST bE proTEctED SO CUTE SO PRECIOUS I SWEAR TO RAZIEL IF ANYONE TOUCHES HIM IMMA SNAP THEIR NECK HOLY SHITE
The Signs As GOTG2 Quotes

aries: “you need to find a woman that’s pathetic, like you”

taurus: “i’m mary poppins, y’all!”

gemini: “trash panda”

cancer: “your crappy puppy is so cute, he makes me want to die!” 

leo: “welcome to the fricking guardians of the galaxy!”

virgo: “it’s beautiful” “so are you…..on the inside.”

libra: “of course i have issues; that’s my FREAKING FATHER!”

scorpio: “You killed my mom! And squished my Walkman!”

saggitarius: “No, it’s too adorable to kill.”

capricorn: “There must be a peaceful resolution to this. Or even a violent one, where I’m standing over there.” 

aquarius: “Look at you, a Garden of the Galaxy!”

pisces: “You’re supposed to use a sarcastic voice! Now, I look foolish.”

Did anyone say idiotic fluff prompts?

‘I heard a high pitched whine and ran in to see you crying over a picture of a kitten and a puppy hugging yes i know that is cute but are you okay’
alternatively: ‘I started whining with you’

‘Hey I noticed you were down so here’s a box of kittens don’t ask me where i got them but we gotta return them before sunrise no it wasn’t illegal shhh h’

'Yes I killed this man but he was a bad owner and now his animal is mine and perfectly happy so I don’t see the problem’

'Are you reenacting Bet In It from High School Musical as a way of making this decision?’

'You’ve been wearing gym clothes all day but haven’t moved at all what do you mean its a 'mindset’ no you need to actually move’

'Can you take this seriously what no i don’t care if there’s a dog this is a crime scene’

'It was a normal day until you rolled in blasting the 'maria hee maria ha’ song and I’m so done’

‘If you don’t stop singing ‘Poker Face’ I will make sure you will have no flippin face’

‘Person C playing ‘Pony’ every time Person A and B have a moment of sexual tension’

‘Is that an alligator?!’ ‘Hey, show some manners, his name is Lieutenant Fred!’

‘I made a blanket fort and you can’t come in unless you admit I’m the best and my moves are the funkiest’

‘I know how to settle this; DANCE OFF’

‘Will you stop stroking my hair and whispering ‘my precious’?!”

‘What’s your favorite book?’ ‘Fifty Shades of Gray’ ‘Okay, another question, are you trying to make me shoot you?’ ‘Yes.’

‘Did you seriously learn the book word-by-word and do all possible research just to be able to sass your teacher when he thinks you don’t know anything?’

‘I stole your seat and in retaliation you sat on me’

‘You know, you’re not supposed to EAT THEM ALL AT ONCE, YOU COULD DIE’ ‘Your skin is like a pillow, are you an angel?’ ‘Great, now you’re high’

‘How many coffee’s did you have???’ ‘At least eleven’

‘Help me find my shirt’ ‘You know, as much as I want to…I don’t want to.’

‘Would you stop chatting with the fricking enemy

‘Are you eating a whole jar of Nutella in one sitting?!’ ‘I have problems leave me be’

‘Why am I the only sober one at this party and you’re completely wasted and clumsily flirting with me god at least you won’t remember my blushing’

‘You can’t just use ‘I have problems’’ as an excuse for everything!’

‘Did you just bake 20 fricking breads?’ ‘No…. I named them too, this is Breadly, Demi Loafato, Attila the Bun…’

NCT as things I have heard my friends say

I’m doing this because my friends bet me this would get more than 100 notes within 5 days because she is certain my friends say the stupidest shit ever she 100% right but thats not something I’ll ever tell her

Taeil: *recording video* “I love my friends so much” *Camera turns off* “Fuck you bitches with a million glitter pens”

Hansol: “Whoever says anything stupid will get sent to the kinky dungeon”

Johnny: “Yes the weather up here is nice. Do you know what would be nicer? A little fucking respect around here”

Taeyong: “I may be young but ain’t stopping me from dancing to EXO as sexy as I like”

Yuta: “God they are so hot, it’s a shame that I’m straight!”

Kun: “Of course I killed him the guy forgot about me, like how can anyone forget this handsome face”

Doyoung: “I may look sweet and angelic but under my skin is a hell fire waiting to burn you all”

Ten: “A different dick a day keeps the churches away”

Jaehyun: “My flirting skills are the only thing I have going for but at least there that”

WinWin: “Pro-tip for life, your cute is your greatest weapon use it to manipulate and demolish your friends and enemies”

Mark: “I worked my ass off for what, a lousy dirty muffin”

Renjun: “So what if I like cartoons? They make me happier than you losers I call friends”

Jeno: “I would kill you if I wasn’t so goddamn attracted to you, maybe we should just divorce” 

Haechan: “Do you have time to talk about our lord, saviour and greatest ass of the century, me you fuck trees”

Jaemin: “A friend of mine once said “I would kill you if I wasn’t so goddamn attracted to you, maybe we should just divorce” we’re still together though and now we have a child”

Chenle: “I shall sacrifice the taller guy to satan for a cute ass puppy anyday”

Jisung: “I got scared of my shadow and jumped out my bedroom window out of habit”

I am increasingly concerned for my friends, some of these work well others don’t.

Originally posted by dovounq

need au ideas but arent about that angst life? dw fam

“You work the sound design and I work the lighting and we’re sitting next to each other and seeing who can press buttons more extravagantly” AU

 "I don’t know why you’re in the forensics lab at 3 in the morning but hey you seem tired and you don’t have any weapons would you like some coffee" AU

 "I thought you were an intruder in my apartment and I started having a mental breakdown - wait what do you mean this is your apartment" AU

 "I came into the classroom 20 mins early and here you are dancing to ‘All I Want For Christmas is You’ with a yard ruler" AU

 "We were pretending to be astronauts so that’s why we broke our neighbors window" AU

 "I just sent a meme to a wrong number but the other person knew what it was we’re destined to be together" AU

 "Hello your small child is crying and I’m a daycare worker luckily we are sitting next to each other on the plane don’t worry I got this" AU

 "I was sent to kill you but I got hurt and now you’re naively nursing me back to health and calling me cute pet names I cannot do this" AU

“You’re a total stranger that came up behind me with an object I dropped like five years ago on this exact street and you just shoved it into my pocket and ran and I have so many questions” AU

“You’re a bloodthirsty cryptid/ghost/mythical creature and I’m a skeptic so I’m starting to think you mean it sexually when you say you’re gonna tear me limb from limb” AU

“So you’re the little shit that beat me in sled racing on Club Penguin 7 times all those years ago” AU

“What do you mean we can’t buy ten turtles the landlord said small pets were okay” AU

  • me: *takes deep breath*
  • me: i-
  • everyone within a 12 mile radius: love mike faist. we know. hes cute and adorable and an absolute sweetheart. you admire his acting talent and his dedication to his characters in Dear Evan Hansen and I Can, I Will, I Did. we know. it’s all you talk about. you love him so much. he's the light of your life. we KNOW you would kill to meet him in person. we get it, you respect and admire him a lot and you want to tell him that you love his work. we understand that he's your favourite person in the world and the biggest celebrity crush you've ever had in your entire life. youre so proud of him for getting a tony award nomination and you hope he gets more recognition for his talents, we know. we understand that it’s all you want to talk about and it has been for months now. yes. we know. we get it. YOU LOVE MIKE FAIST. WE KNOW. WE GET IT.

I JUST NOTICED THAT YUURI ACTUALLY BROUGHT A VIKTOR POSTER WITH HIM TO UNI HE’S SO CUTE HELP 

AND A LITTLE POODLE PLUSHIE PROBABLY TO REMIND HIM OF VICCHAN this boy is killing me how did I not notice that this was his room until now

FUNNY TO NOTE that it’s the same poster he has displayed in his room once he gets home again

and also the one they show at the top of the pile once he panics and rips them all off the walls

AND ALSO THE ONE THAT MYSTERIOUSLY ENDS UP IN VIKTOR’S ROOM AFTERWARDS

I KNOW I SAID THIS BEFORE BUT the fact that Viktor might have found Yuuri’s poster collection and recovered this specific poster is the wildest thing (OR he just brought his own poster because well it’s Viktor Nikiforov and I wouldn’t put it past him)

it seems very likely that this is Yuuri’s absolute favorite poster of Viktor and the fact that it might also be Viktor’s favorite poster of himself is just SO CUTE

truly a blessed image