thehowardbealeshow

I got tagged in this thing thing so

Rule 1: Post the rules
Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post
Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

1. What is your favorite food?
Seafood? Cheese? idk I’m bad at favorite things

2. Star Wars or Lord of the Rings?
Star Wars honestly 

3. What is your favorite Harry Potter book and film (they can be different answers)?
book: Goblet of Fire, movie: Deathly Hallows Pt. 2 

4. What material of pants do you prefer to wear?
jeans 

5. What is the best song you’ve ever heard?
When David Heard by Eric Whitacre performed by Polyphony directed by Stephen Layton 

6. Favorite alcoholic drink?
ahh idk don’t ask me favorite things

7. What is the best cheese you have ever eaten?
stooop 

8. Would you rather be invisible or a mindreader if you have to do both all the time?
wait what? 

9. Where would you live, given the choice?
this changes all the time but at this moment I would 800% live in one of those really awesome treehouses we see on tumblr all the time but in the middle of the forest in Denmark that’s named after my great-great-grandfather 

10. Have you ever been to Boston in the fall?
yes for sure 

11. Do you like children?
some

okay now I make questions (you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to)

1. How do you prefer your feet?

2. What’s a nipple?

3. Ever been upside-down?

4. Ever touched an iguana?

5. You like fortune cookies? I have a lot. You want me to give you a fortune cookie?

6. Ever worn polka dots?

7. Do you think you’re pretty? I think you’re pretty. Do you think I’m pretty?

8. What was your favorite childhood toy? Do you still have it? Ever use it for sex?

9. What’s an apple? Use a metaphor.

10. Did you just fart? What’s that smell?

11. Ever peed on an anthill?

heh