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BTS: Would You Rather Tag

So, I wasn’t actually tagged by anyone to do this, but I saw this on one of the blogs I follow and knew I had to do it, lol. Although I’ll be tagging some specific people, feel free to do this if you want. ~ 

I tag: @btsgetsmehellaturnt, @hobiesbuttocks, @noonaescargot, and @taechill. Lmao, please don’t hate me for this. 

Would you rather:

- Build a snowman with Tae OR have a snowball fight with Hoseok? 

I’ll have to go with building a snowman with Taehyung. I feel like we’ll end up making one weird ass snowman just by virtue of the fact that Taehyung is there, lol. 

- Get coffee with Yoongi OR get ice cream with Yoongi? 

I like the idea of getting coffee with him more. I can just imagine us at a cafe on a cold Saturday morning, sipping coffee and debating the mysteries of life together. 

- Go to the cinema with Jimin OR the amusement park with Jungkook?

How tf do you expect me to choose, wtf. Hmm. I’m frugal af, so I’ll choose going to the cinema with Jimin. 

- Do a dance cover with Hoseok OR sing a duet with Jin?

Dance cover with Hobi even though I can’t dance for shit, lol. 

- Kiss Namjoon OR cuddle Yoongi?

I’d love to cuddle Yoongs any day. ;A; (I’m not biased in any way, y’all. Pfft.) And, like, I respect RapMon a lot, but I just don’t see him that way, lol. 

- Babysit with Jimin OR dog-sit with Tae?

You had me at “dog-sit.” 

- Meet Hoseok’s family OR have Tae meet your family?

I’m kinda scared of but amused by the thought of Taehyung meeting my family, lol.  

- Film a commercial with Hoseok OR film a sketch with Tae?

I suck at acting either way, fam. 

- Hug Jimin OR hold hands with Jungkook?

HOW TF DO I EVEN CHOOSE?? *reluctant grumbling* I’d really, reeeeeaaaallyyyyy like to hold maknae’s hand, but I think my desire to hug Jimin is stronger. 

- Go to Paris with Jin OR to London with Yoongi?

I’ll have to choose London with Yoongs because then I can use that as an excuse to go stalk my favorite author, lol. (Spending time with Yoongs would be nice, too, though.) 

- Film a drama with Jin OR do a photo shoot with Namjoon?

Fam, I suck at acting. I’m also not photogenic whatsoever, so there you have it. 

- Attend an award show with Namjoon OR wear couple t-shirts at the airport with Jungkook?

Lmao, more like couple Timberlands, y’feel? 

- Spend a lazy day with Yoongi OR explore a city with Hoseok?

As much as I’d like to laze around with Yoongs for a day, exploring a city with Hobi sounds hella fun. :o 

- Fall asleep next to Jimin OR wake up next to Jungkook?

Again with the imPOSSIBLE. YOU CAN’T EXPECT ME TO CHOOSE SO EASILY. Man, I don’t even know. 

- Make up a silly rap with Tae OR a silly choreography with Jin?

GIVE ME ALL OF THE TRAFFIC-DANCE SHENANIGANS. 

- Have a fun picnic date with Hoseok OR a fancy date with Jin?

Sorry Hobi, but I gotta treat our princess to a fancy dinner. 

- Have Jungkook serenade you OR Tae sing you to sleep?

This could go one of two ways: Either Jungkook seriously sings to me and I die from feels, or he decides to be a goof about it. The latter is more likely to happen, I think. Lol. 

- Have a dance party with Hoseok OR sing karaoke with Yoongi?

I feel like Hobi would turn the karaoke session into a dance party, lol. 

- Go camping with Jimin and Tae OR go to the beach with Namjoon and Yoongi?

I’ve actually never gone camping. :o It’d also be hella fun with Jimin and Taehyung. XD 

- Cook with Jin OR bake a cake with Jimin?

I’ve wanted to cook with Jin for the longest time, y’all have no idea. 

- Have a sleepover with the hyung line OR a birthday party with the maknae line?

Oh, shit. If it’s a sleepover with the hyung line, then I’d get to snuggle Yoongs and cook/prepare noms with Jin. :o And late-night deep talks with RapMon, yeeeees. Also, pillow fight with Hobi, COME AT ME, BOI. 

- Celebrate Halloween with Jungkook, Yoongi, Tae, and Hoseok OR Christmas with Namjoon, Jimin, and Hoseok?

There’s a chance that Yoongs would dress up as fucking Chucky again and I can’t take that, fam. (I’m still scared of that stupid doll, fml.) Even though Halloween is my favorite, lol. Christmas with RapMon, Jimin, and Hobi would be amazing, though. 

WOULD YOU RATHER: NSFW VER

- Dom Hoseok OR sub Jin?

Probably dom Hobi. I need them legs around me, y’feel. (God, I’m so sorry for this, y’all.) 

- Wear lingerie for Namjoon OR put lingerie on Jimin?

Oh, my. Put lingerie on Jimin? o.o That’s… Um. I- Well. Hm. 

- Tie up Jungkook OR get tied up by Tae?

Oh, god. Tying up Jungkook…my mind is goin’ places it shouldn’t. 

- Pull Yoongi’s hair OR get your hair pulled by Namjoon?

I’d do more to Yoongs than just pull his hair, though.  

- Have shower sex with Jimin OR have pool sex with Tae?

Aren’t those locations kinda awkward? Lmao. 

- Perform oral on Jungkook OR have Hoseok go down on you?

Neither, fam. 

- Have romantic sex with Jin OR rough sex with Jimin?

I’m more about the intimacy, so. Romantic sex with Jin would have more of that, but I don’t actually care for the sex part…  

- Have angry sex with Tae OR make-up sex with Yoongi?

Can it just be a make-up kiss with Yoongs instead? Sex for me is kinda… As I mentioned above. 

- Suck hickeys onto Jungkook’s neck OR get hickeys from Tae?

I wouldn’t let Jungkook get away without returning the favor, though. Lol. 

- Put a blind-fold on Jimin OR get blind-folded by Namjoon?

I’ll go with putting a blind-fold on Jimin just because I don’t see Namjoon that way. 

- Have phone sex with Namjoon OR Skype sex with Hoseok?

Neither. 

- Ride Jimin’s thigh OR ride Jungkook’s thigh?

Are you kIDDING ME 
I’m not answering 
You can’t make me 
How tf 
am I supposed to choose 

- Have Jin call you “kitten” OR Namjoon call you “babygirl”?

How about my name? Lol. 

- Wear a collar for Jin OR put a collar on Jimin? 

These questions are bringing out my dominant side, goddamn. 

- Beg for Yoongi OR make Jungkook beg for you?

I’d honestly just demand whatever from Yoongs instead of beg for it, so I’d kinda like to make Jungkook beg for me, lol. 

- Have sex backstage with Hoseok OR in the kitchen with Jin?

Maybe the kitchen thing? Shit, I’unno. 

- Get teased under the table at a dinner by Namjoon OR tease Jimin?

I wonder how much I could tease Jimin before he’d hate me for it, lol. 

- Play “Never Have I Ever” with Namjoon, Yoongi, and Jungkook OR strip poker with Hoseok, Jimin, Tae and Jin 

How about Cards Against Humanity with all of them? 

Do body shots with Namjoon, Yoongi, and Jin OR get lap dances from Hoseok, Jimin, Jungkook, and Tae?

Okay, but I have this strong obsession with nice legs/(thick) thighs, so I mean. Also, what I’d give for an attractive person to straddle me, lol. (AH, I’M SO SORRY.)  

Goodness, me. I’m so sorry for the side of myself I’ve shown to y’all with this, but these questions were just… AAAAAAGH. 

Lazy Town Master Roleplay List

Sportacus:

sportablue

ask-sportadork

spxrtacus

slightly-above-average-hero

sportscandycrusader

thebluekangaroo

sportacusscheving

slightlyabcveaveragehero

Robbie Rotten:

ask-villain-number-1

rottenapplecandy

robbiewithhisrottenplan

sp0iledrotten

rxttenbxi

fabulouslyrotten

Stephanie:

pinkpcwer

pinkiestephanie

lazytownpinkgirl

Puppet characters:

lazytown-ziggy

lazytown-stingy

mxke-it-mxne

this–blog–is–mine

triiickster

computerxnerdxpixel

Special Lazy town characters:

number-one-pirate

upside-down-lazytown

lazytown-friends

feline-number-one

Original Lazy town characters:

daisysnotlazy

lazy-nerdy-girl

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