“The first time I saw a cake pop on the Starbucks menu I thought it was probably a sign of the downfall of civilization but I also kind of wanted to eat one. The barista asked if I wanted to try one and I told her the concept of a cake pop made me upset. ‘Like your stomach?’ she asked. 'No, like my emotions,’ I said, and then we stared at each other for a minute and it was awkward.” – Winona