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He hates turnips because his dad choked to death on one in a turnip eating contest, yes or yes.

I have conferred with my partner in crime and YES, you are correct.

We would like to add that Gimey never wanted to be a turnip farmer because that was his father’s dream NOT HIS

He wanted to be a wedding planner.

But after the turnip tragedy, Gimey was forced to take over the family business.

HE WAS NEVER THE SAME