Dear Vodka, Where the hell can I begin Before me there was you and well From that time we grew to be friends even b.f.f’s From the club to the bar To the liquor store We made it through From the cheap to the bran new Man, Vodka I love you There is no pleasure like no other No hope so true To help me from killing muthafuckers I depend on you You provide me with temporary sanity, even some relief But man Vodka I can’t believe That times have changed I've grown That it’s just time for me, even you to move on So before we part ways Even say goodbye Let me get tipsy Buzzed Drunk For one last time, so that I can remember the good times we had over the bad So I can share with my kids what we had So goodbye, farewell, adieu, and maybe one day we’ll reunite Even think about the crazy nights But for now I wish you well, and I’ll be on my way to start something new one day somewhere
Drunk Grad student that loved you dearly
So I went to my tutoring session with my tutor named Lansky(not his real name but his stage name) and we started talking about my thesis.(which is in hip hop) I filled him and try to get some ideas bouncing. That worked until he kept on prying out what was wrong and started the lecture about being motivated(since I am not really motivated to do much of anything) and saying that he was trying to instill his work-ethic on to me which I think its a joke. i laugh because it is a joke. My tutor from my observation can barely sit his ass down and do work. He is more focused on his rap career that will never happen then using his damn degree. Not only that a nigga can’t lie. I lie better than him on a bad day. The problem is consistency something he lacks. So he decided to go off topic and asked me what I will do with my major in music. I told him I wasn’t thinking on using it and that i would use my masters more music was just an aethesic degree. I said that i most likely will not use it within the next five yrs but eventually. Then he asked if I got into any grad schools I told him that I was still waiting on a reply for one school and that I still have to apply to another one.
So then after that a nigga went back to the lecturing and I am like damn to myself I don’t need advice from you I will get by each day at a time. I did tell him that I would get by either a day at time or play it by ear when it came to my paper. He was not happy about that response or the response of the one word that went to two words that went up to four words and back down one words responses. During the time in all this I asked if he was done and he was like he is not playing any games and that I needed to get serious and focus on deadlines. Then he asked if he did something wrong in which he had and I said I will plead the fifth. He stated he has done nothing wrong(if you cannot stay with me during my whole tutoring session and help me whether I want it or not than in that case you did do something wrong) I tried to use my session they way I wanted to by trying to say that I needed help on this or that and that just infuriated him more. And he did what I expected read his homework during my tutoring session.
To wrap up because I felt so pissed off and disrespected I did a couple of annoy things like click my pen but then I thought what more could be better than to play a metronone since I am a music major. He got very annoyed and then he told me to turn it down and I did. I messed around with the metronone and eventually made corrections on my paper. I sat a bit enjoying the pissed off Lansky and then I packed up while he was doing some stuff. I headed out the room and he said goodbye I didn’t bother to even respond and then he gave me a weird and pissed off look.
In the end if you are going to get tutoring do not get it from someone named Lansky who doesn’t like to work his day job as a tutor that he gets through an assistanship that would rather be rapping(or try to because he can’t) and working on his wannabe music career in hip hop. Not to mention this tutoring session has been one of many things such as an eye opener, a waste of time, a moment to piss someone off , a funny post, a lecture, some unwanted advice but overall a person who doesn’t trust because of what she has seen. Where does that leave her a unbroken wall that cannot be broken by this individual.