theclaimingofpandora  asked:

You know, if we all ever meet, one conference hall and a Sam's Club is going to have a giant fucking nightmare. It's going to be a humongous group of horny, hungry women who want pillows, wine, chips and BATTERIES galore. Panties will sell-out in every store. It'll make the 10 o'clock news. They'll probably even call a State of Emergency. This should happen. It simply MUST.

It’ll be Hurricane RANDY.

get it? get it?!

theclaimingofpandora  asked:

Thanks to you and dirty-hiddles, all I can think about now is Tom's voice and how he'd sound in the throes of passion. Would his voice get deeper, would it crack? Does he snarl or does he almost purr? I'm so glad I don't need my ovaries. They've burned down to coal and are turning into diamonds somewhere underground. >.>

I think it miiiight sound something like this (x), only maybe deeper and definitely full of those wonderful grunts at the end of each thrust. Right against your ear… hot breath and slick skin.

OOohhhdin’s ravens… I need a cigarette.

theclaimingofpandora  asked:

Maybe it's just me, but if I had to choose one of Tom's characters to shag the Hell out of, I'd pick Magnus. He seems so uptight and serious (not to mention that gorgeous frikkin' hair), and I'd love to make that control slip. I'd want to shag that cute frown right off his face, so that all he could do the next day at work would be to grin like an absolute loon. All that pent-up energy would get put to good use. Oh, yeah. ;)

hahaha we have similar taste (X)

I wanna fuck the sarcasm right out of him


I was actually asked about the Mark Ruffalo gif where he dances.

Here is ze video.  Aw they talk about Empathy!

theclaimingofpandora  asked:

Oh, for the love of Hiddles-dom, PLEASE let the stripper be Loki! Or Magnus! Screw singles, I'd bring out some 20's for that! *BOW CHICK-A WOW-WOW* Either way, it'd be one sexy, damn-good time! Aw, yis! I like this idea. I like it a lot.

Odin’s beard, I need Loki strutting on that stage in his tight leather and no shirt….. take off the helmet and grind on it



Taylor Swift - “I Knew You Were Trouble" PARODY