theatre kid problems

Super Cute Musical Date Ideas
  • Watch The Last Five Years together
  • Sing “A Little Fall of Rain” when it starts to shower outside
  • Throw sandwiches at each other while singing “Just Another Day”
  • Spar with each other like in “Little Things we Do Together”
  • Stalk each other as if you were The Phantom and Christine
  • Murder the most mythic bitch in your high school together (bonus: kill two jocks and plant a bomb in the boiler room)
  • Bake pies together using recipes from Sweeney Todd
  • Die together like in Bonnie and Clyde

I want to be a Broadway performer.

I want to have rehearsals six days a week. I want to sign in on a call board. I want to see people at the stage door. I want to sing until my throat is sore. I want to dance until my blisters have blisters. I want to do a scene that leaves both me and the audience in tears.

I want to become friends with the people I perform with. I want to tweet my cast mates inside jokes. I want to inspire people, even if it’s from the smallest part of the ensemble. I want to fall asleep at night with the show on my mind and wake up the same way.

I want to be a Broadway performer.

The funniest thing to me is that moment in a show when a character has just died in some tragic way, and it’s just like the saddest thing ever and everyone is bawling

Then you go backstage and they’re just sitting there scrolling through their phone because now they have nothing to do for the rest of Act 2

Theatre Kid Problems

-Actor: “have you even looked at the script?”
Other Actor: “I’ll look at it later”
Actor:“were four weeks into rehearsal”

-Whoever measures for costumes need to learn how to Do their JOB

-costumes never fit

-fat kids Dont Get Costumes

-“make sure to dress up on opening night!”

-learn your l i n e s

-“we’re missing seven people”
“Theres nine people in the cast”

-“hey does the spotlight work yet?”
“It hasnt worked for three years”

-Learn your goddamn lines

-“WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WALLS???”
“He painted over them. He didnt like them”
“THE SHOWS IN FIVE DAYS, WE DONT HAVE TIME TO CARE ABOUT WHAT HE LIKES AND DOESNT LIKE”

-Wheres the set? N o i d e a

-“just pull from the budget”

-hahahahhahahahahah

-what budget?

-hell week earns its name

-h e ll

-“hey learn act two lines by next week”
“Um, i don’t even have scene one lines learnt”

-“im going to cancel the fucking show”

-“WHERES THE ENERGY”

-“okay, no, go back and do it again, theres no way you could’ve recovered from that”

-LeArN yOuR fUcKiNg LiNeS