Why is it that on every theatre production on Youtube there’s always some little white girl in the 7th grade saying that she could’ve done a better performance.
No, Sarah Anne, you can’t. No matter how many years you’ve crammed your crusty toes into jazz shoes and screeched sharp notes through your undeveloped vocal cords, through lessons paid for by your wealthy parents with elbow wrinkles, you are not Broadway. You’re not even high school theatre.
Sit down and drink your apple juice.