the-wilds

Score: Pea - 1 Me - 0

*sigh*

As mentioned before, I decided to stop force-feeding Pea and see if she would eat independently. After about a  5 week hunger strike and a 5-gram weight loss, I decided I’d better force some food on her. She was not happy and I ended up with more roach guts on me than her. Ew. And then she just perched happily on my shoulder.

PEA DO *NOT* GIVE ME PUPPY EYES

NO

dammit she kissed me.

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PRINCE SIDON GIJINKA COMPILATION aka assorted hylian fishcakes (thank you to everybody in the discord chat who helped me scour the Webs for these beauties m(__)m)

i may not have gotten all of them, so if you have one feel free to shoot me a message!

in order, from left to right (stars are links to their refs):

@chibwe @jean-the-bean     @deusace 

@imparria (can’t tag for some reason ;;)  @x1yummy1x  @taidatenshi​ 

@b-tandoodlez    @hevendemo-draws  @cuteouji 

@lemonorangelime  @fwips  @starhoodies

@sei531  ☆ @kerbabbles  @artvinsky

@shompu (me!)  @marachi  @randomnishi

@gummysquids @ragtimegirl @unacctmango

P.S. one personal favorite bonus one belonging to @cyandroid (i could not find a colored reference, i am sorry ;; )

Day 1: Blessings

Zelda’s eyes bore into the top of Sidon’s head fin with an intensity to rival that of a guardian. She didn’t know how to let him down gently, and Goddess above knows how many others have been in his position. The Prince of the Zora had made this two day journey and asked for a private council with Zelda just like all the others had.


He was here to request her blessing in an attempted courtship of her personal knight, Master Link.


Ever since Calamity had fallen, hoards of men and women alike had swarmed the castle in an attempt to catch the eye of her knight and best friend. This one would be the worst, she thinks. From a political perspective, a marriage between the Prince and the Hylian champion would be nothing if not beneficial in the formation of an alliance between the nations. If looking at it from the perspective of Link’s friend, Sidon was by far her favorite. Here was a man that would treat her friend right – give him the love and happiness that he undoubtedly deserved, and yet, she’d seen this before. She’d seen that hope and the way faces lit up when she told them to give it their best shot, and she’d seen the anger that marred those same faces when they were inevitability rejected.


Link was so blasé about it too. The way he said no, delivering it like a finishing blow, as opposed to the refusal for a date that it was. Zelda just wanted Link to be happy. Also settled down because this boy was taking literal decades off of her life, but that’s beside the point.


When she asked him why he refused all the offers his answer was said so matter-of-factly that it froze her in place when he signed it to her.


“None of these people love me. They love my appearance or the idea of a Champion. Everyone loves the ‘Hero of Hyrule,’ but no one loves Link.”


She pointedly chose to drop the subject after that. He had a valid point though. Growing up a princess, she knew all too well about shallow intentions of others in relation to her. Too many children, when she was younger, that craved friendship for perks. Too many Royal families trying to decide her husband (or wife, as she has recently decided) for her. It only got worse when she came of age. Before Calamity, she had tried so hard to see the good in everyone that her naivety led to Link beating off nefarious characters with sticks. She bit back her smile while thinking back to the times that were more literal than figurative.


Sidon’s head has risen from its bow before her. Despite the comical height difference between the races, he still knelt below her. It was customary after all. But this is the first time that when the suitor’s head raised and their eyes met her skeptical ones, she was greeted with a powerful, all-consuming love. It shook her so violently that her warning sputtered into nothing on her tongue before it fell on usually deaf ears. Sidon didn’t look at her with boredom, or expectation, or Goddess forbid, lust. He looked at her with hope that she would allow him the attempt to court her friend - as if that alone would be enough to satisfy him.


His feelings and intentions were as pure and stubborn as the man before her, and Zelda refused to sit idly and let Link destroy Sidon, even if he didn’t really mean to.


“Be warned, Prince Sidon,” Zelda declared, in such a way that attempted to convey her as a friend, as opposed to a gatekeeper, “Many have kneeled the same way before me as you have. While I do pray for your success, I fear your attempts will be made in vain. Just,” she sighed lightly, dropping the formality, “don’t get your hopes up, okay?”


She wasn’t expecting Sidon to rise with his tail wagging frantically behind him and a sun bright smile on his face. “So you’re giving me permission?”


“I am?”


If his hope was unexpected, then Zelda was sure as shit floored when Sidon turned back toward the hallway he came from with his arms outstretched. She was equally confused when Link himself burst down said hallway and straight into Sidon’s expecting arms. Their embrace was followed with a sweet, relieved kiss that was just as needy.


“Thank you, Queen Zelda! I am honored to have this opportunity,” Sidon beamed.


The look on Link’s face when she’d found his eyes again was just as sweet.

Imagine Kaiba going to bed at like 3 am and he’s already half asleep and not really on this plane of reality and he sees something on the floor that looks like some sort of murderous mutant spider and he screams

And then it turns out it’s just a tangle made of hair Mokuba lost and he’s like. This room got cleaned this morning how did Mokuba manage to get all this hair in here already is it normal for someone to lose hair at this rate

shit my friend said watching deh (act 1)

in no particular order, my favorite things my friend said during her liveblog

  • jared get ur gay ship fanfic out of here n help evan 
  • “am i gonna be tumblr famous” (i told her i was putting her on tumblr)
  • EXCUSE ME BEN PLATT SIR DONT PULL THAT CUTE KNEE BOUNCE SHIT ON ME
  • hi jared welcome back thx for gracing us w ur wise words (in response 2  “"HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.”“)
  • YALL IM GONNA GO INTO CARDIAC ARREST OVER THEM COPYING EACH OTHER
  • MORE KNEE BOUNCE CUTE BULLSHIT
  • THEYRE DOING SIDE BY SIDE KNEE BOUNCE DANCING EXCUSE ME MISS ME W THAT GAY SHIT IM ALREADY DYING FROM BEN DOING THAT OVER TO THE SIDE
  • "my sisters hot”
    head snap ‘what the hell’
  • what the fuck was that hug what the fuck don’t pull this cute shit on me sir
  • this is some wILD CUTE BULLSHIT JARED STOP ENCOURAGING IT (jared is her new fave)
  • zoe?¿?¿?¿
  • WAS CONNOR ABUSIVE TO HIS SISTER CATCH THESE HANDS U TRICK ASS BITCH (she’s Not A Fan)
  • is this what boyf riends was from
  • THE FATE OF THIS BROKEN FAMILY IS RESTING ON A STRESSED ANXIOUS BOY LIVING A LIE
  • WHEN SHE STARTED HARMONIZING WITH HIM HIS HEAD SNAPPED
  • “"I CANT BELIEVE YOU TRIED TO KISS ZOE MURPHY”“
    SAME BITCH
  • jared is a tiny computer geek w tiny chub
  • connor why are you here you’re as dead as jay (jay is a character from marble hornets)
  • is this entire show about everyone thinking evan and connor were gay for each other
  • (cue the sobbing over evan panicking in any scene ever) (i think she’s adopting him now)
  • (profanities over disappear??)
Courting Gestures [Prince Sidon/Reader]

Title: Courting Gestures
Pairing: Prince Sidon x Reader [you]
Summary: Sidon has fallen in love with you and only desires a way to express that to you.

A/N: whaddup. been a while. i’ve been in a writing rut and stuck in the endless loop of lows from my depression and stuff, but i’m hoping i’ll get out of it soon.

i hope this is cute and fluffy and will make you happy. lemme know your thoughts and don’t forget to check out my other sidon fics if you haven’t already!

thxthx


Mipha once exclaimed her love of Hylian courting gestures, often fixing her gaze elsewhere once under the inquisitive gaze of her younger brother. He observed how her eyelids fell heavy, her smile becoming but a taut, forced line. Soon enough, she had her back towards him, now fixated upon the vastness of the lake and the glittering jewels at its surface.

Her voice came moments later, mellifluous and calming, “Sidon, whomever your heart is drawn to, please give them a bouquet. It’s a beautiful gesture.”

Sidon turned his eyes up towards her and blinked.


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