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anonymous asked:

Twice.... is not.... a national girl group yet. They haven't done anything to deserve that title???? Ya'll need to stop throwing that around like anyone can have it jfc

1. Using ‘national girl group’ in a meme text post means it’s kinda meant to be taken as not too-too seriously

2. ‘National girl group’ and ‘the Nation’s Girl Group’ are two separate concepts; just look at the actual Korean/Hangul and you can tell. Many groups are national girl groups because they are fairly well-known and hence, represent the nation. But only one can be the Nation’s Girl Group. (Twice have been called both though, just fyi~)

3. Whether we personally agree with it or not, Twice is already considered by MANY to be the Nation’s Girl Group both inside and outside Korea. (To deny this would be like saying that Koreans don’t know more about their own pop culture than foreigners do.) Twice has become a household name with many iconic songs and dances, have a huge fan base, shattered countless records, are already recognized overseas, are the first girl group after SNSD to beat out countless boy bands in many different categories, have HUGE potential, etc. etc. etc.

The list goes on and on and on but I’ll let you see for yourself….

I rest my case.

Tea? Tea.


P.S. I won’t list out every single record they’ve shattered and all of the many awards they’ve won, but this should give you a good idea:

Twice’s 1st year of debut achievements and major awards 

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Unpopular opinion but… am I the only one not all that into Bayley? I mean… good job on winning the title and all but… I don’t know. I think it’s her gimmick that I’m not all that into. Like its a little… TOO PG, you know? Like… too kid-friendly, you know? I mean, Bayley the person seems nice and all, it’s just her gimmick that could use a little work. And maybe get another finisher. But that’s just me.

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Good Daddy

Title: Good Daddy

Genre: Smut, daddy!kink, mature content

Characters: Namjoon x Reader

Length: 3249 words

A/n: No amount of holy water can cleanse my soul. I am a beacon of sin. I swear I’m not even a daddy kink kind of girl… I just think about this a lot…

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Namjoon pushed you against the wall without warning, his long fingers digging into your arms harshly. His face came centimeters from yours, his breath coming out hot and panting on your temple.

You still weren’t used to this. The first time it had happened, more fear than lust had risen in you but once he got going, you couldn’t help but bask in his treatment. Now was no different, it started with fear that slowly melted into desire.

His hand was at your jaw pushing your face up to expose your neck to him. He licked a thick strip of it up from your clavicle, ending with a bite at your ear. You whimpered at the attention, your panties beginning to stick to your skin.

“You’re eager today baby.” His voice was low in your ear and it sent shivers down your spine that melted into your core, leaving you throbbing and desperate for friction. He pushed your jaw up harshly when you didn’t answer.

“Yes-s daddy.”

“Tell me baby girl, what do you want daddy to do?”

His grip on your jaw slacked but only slightly as you felt the bruises forming under his fingertips. He brought his mouth right below your ear, sucking at the tender skin with an open mouth, his tongue painting over your skin. You withered beneath his hold, his body towering over you and closing you in, that with the combination of his tongue’s soft rhythm had you soaking and dying to be touched.

“Come on baby. If you don’t answer me I’m going to have to punish you.”

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title: would you sit me on a couch (with your fingers in my mouth)
pairing: wolfstar
genre: fluffy smut
warnings: use of q*eer slurs, cursing
beta: @wolfstarbaby ty u r fabulous ♡
words: 2286
summary: remus and sirius sharing a flat post hogwarts and making good use of their sofa if you catch my drift… basically just an excuse to write sirius riding remus but shhh title from halsey’s trouble (aka the song that sounds like it was written for these losers)

excerpt: “hate it when you look like that and are too far away to kiss,” remus mutters, reaching up to brush his thumb across sirius’ protruding bottom lip. sirius grins breathlessly, eyes closed, and flicks the tip of his tongue against remus’ fingerpad. remus slips the finger into his mouth, watching intently as sirius sucks on it. 

a/n: had a prompt sitting in my inbox for ages but couldn’t come up with anything, so i wrote this instead bc im trash. @ravenhairedharry hope you enjoy


It’s late afternoon and Remus is sprawled out on the sofa reading an essay called “Shamanism - Magic or Muggle Hoax?” when Sirius strolls into the lounge. Considering that their flat consists of barely three rooms - kitchen, bath and joint living and bedroom - the word lounge is probably an exaggeration, but Sirius insists on the term.
“Moons.”
The dimming light falls softly through the long flimsy curtains and draws lines across the pages of Remus’ book.
“For many centuries, the ceremonies of shamans have been a part of native cultures. But can they really perform healing charms?”
Remus flicks his tongue out in concentration.
“Moony.”
A shadow falls on his book.
“Is shamanism practised solely by wizards that happen to live among muggle communities or -”
A weight settling on Remus’ knees and the squeak of the sofa springs finally make him look up.
Sirius is sat on his legs, dressed in ripped skinny jeans and a loose tank top, his messy hair in a bun and lips in a pout. “Stop ignoring me. What’s the point of you if you’re not giving me attention?”
Remus raises his eyebrows. “I’m reading, Sirius.”
Sirius huffs and folds his arms behind his head as if to stretch his back, flashing a stripe of pale skin above the waist of his trousers. “I can see that, I just don’t see why,” he whines, pushing his lip out further and frowning at Remus.
Remus chuckles and carefully marks the page before placing the book on the floor next to him. “Did you want something, love?”
Sirius’ lips twitch as if he’s trying not to smile, betrayed by the sparkle in his grey eyes.
“Oh no, nothing in particular. Just saw you lying there and thought I’d join you.”
He glances around. “What were you reading?”
Remus starts to explain but trails off when he finds Sirius isn’t listening at all, but rather staring at Remus’ shoulder where the worn-out collar of his jumper reveals quite a bit of skin. His tongue lashes out instinctively to wet his lips, and Remus feels it go straight to his crotch.

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Your Roleplay is Just Fine

I’ve met a lot of people in my time RPing, and I’ve met a lot of people who are very insecure over their roleplay and get a lot of hate for it. So!

  • Noble roleplayers, whether your house is an entirely original idea or inspired by something else
  • Roleplayers who use titles like “Highlord” or “Archmage” ICly
  • Roleplayers whose characters are “tropes” like the suave rogue woman or the honorable handsome knight
  • Those who roleplay controversial things, like Scarlets and criminals
  • Those who enjoy dark roleplay, in whatever flavor that comes in for you
  • Those who used to be really good at roleplaying, then something happened and you feel like you can’t hold a candle to how you used to be
  • Those who prefer to roleplay background characters like a blacksmith or a cook rather than an adventurer
  • Those who are new and still learning the ropes
  • Those who roleplay LGBTQ+ characters
  • Those who roleplay non-white characters and constantly have to defend as to if it’s “lore friendly,”
  • Those who roleplay having a personal relationship with a major lore character, or having an artifact ICly
  • Those who follow lore to a t
  • Those who stretch lore 
  • Those who disregard lore all together and write their own original stories within the game
  • Roleplayers who try to be as practical as possible when it comes to combat, weapons and armor
  • Roleplayers who prefer to take the more fantastical route, entering battle bare-legged and with a weapon as big as they are
  • One-liner RPers
  • Para RPers

All of you. Your roleplay is just fine. Roleplay what makes you happy, you’ll find people who are into the same stuff that you are.

Roleplayers who are not fine and need some juice and a time out:

  • Those who make anyone feel like they’re lesser or deserving of hate because of how they roleplay

anonymous asked:

Oi, any good Aquaman titles I should check out? Also my dad thinks Aquaman is a wimp who can't do anything, and I've tried to change his mind but he doesn't listen so help with that would be great too. :D

  • he’s the literal king of seas which, just as a side fact, equals 70% of earth’s surface
  • he can go 50ft above water simply by launching himself from inside the sea after reaching 1000 knots or something. he’s like a torpedo made of muscle. holding a pointy stick. oh boy
  • his telepathy can be used in more subtle ways on non aquatic-life too
  • he strong
  • i mean he barely gets hurt by bullets but he’ll probably deflect them before they even reach him
  • fight training that probably comes to him even easier when he’s out of the water due to less resistance? i don’t know just don’t fuck with him
  • founding member of the JL, that gives him at least 40% kickass bonus. he had to put up with batman from the very beginning
  • the atlanteans have never been conquered by outside forces because their soldiers are much stronger than the average human. arthur is the king of a badass underwater clan that uses technology and magic
  • (depending but as a general rule) has the no-bullshit attitude of batman and the empathy of superman
  • as it’s been stated before, “When Aquaman was denied access to a government building and then mocked, he responded by herding several blue whales (the largest mammals on Earth) and caused a small tidal wave to knock the damn doors down.”
  • no can u imagine
  • “lol aquaman you can’t come in”
  • “ok”
  • procees to throw a fucken blue whale at them
  • he’s always composed when he could easily be drowning people left and right because they’re morons

anonymous asked:

Jotaro and Polnalreff w/ short s/o who has ice stands in SDC group please? And how would they react if s/o is disappeared after fight with Dio [not died yet] If you don't do feel free to ignore it

thanks for sending this in!! i love me some angst-

note: you didn’t give many details so i came up with scenarios. hope you still like them!!!

Jotaro With An S/O THIS TITLE IS COMPLICATED

  • I don’t think Jotaro would care too much for what his s/o’s power is, as long as they don’t use it to harm or play pranks on him, he could give less of a shit. All he wants is for his s/o to be strong enough to defend themselves, which an ice Stand is seemingly good at doing.
  • When his s/o goes missing, completely gone after the fight with Dio and un-found by the Speedwagon Foundation, he just assumes that they’re dead. He decides to focus on the present, dealing with his now-recovered family, and mourns their supposed death along with those of the other Crusaders.
  • He doesn’t realize they lived until he’s back home, when Joseph gets a call from the Speedwagon Foundation saying that Jotaro’s s/o turned up at a hospital back in Cairo, and Jotaro’s going to (almost) break his stoic expression from shock.
  • He’ll most likely ask Joseph to arrange for his s/o to be brought over to Japan to be treated in his home, much like how Holly was during the trip. But if Joseph tries to question it, the only response he’ll get is along the lines of: “Just shut up and do it, old timer.”
  • When his s/o is brought over, covered in wounds and honestly kind-of dead-looking, Jotaro is going to rarely leave their side. Why should he have to go to school when his lover is seemingly dying? No one could really argue with that.
  • Because of how much smaller his short s/o is compared to him, the injuries are going to seem a lot more extreme in his eyes. He doesn’t understand how a smaller person could withstand injuries like that, hence why he wants to stay by their side.
  • When they’re recovered enough, in Jotaro’s eyes, to not be crushed by physical contact, Jotaro is going to let go of his stoic behavior and give them a genuine embrace. It’ll be confusing to them, as he doesn’t say anything, but it’s his silent way of expressing how happy he is that they’re alive and safe again.

Polnareff With An S/O SERIOUSLY HOW DO I TITLE THIS?

  • Polnareff is going to use the fact that his s/o has an ice Stand as a reason to make terrible, terrible jokes about how hot they are. Or how cool they are. And he’ll end up joking about how his s/o and Abdul would be better couple but then he gets sad at the thought of that and needs comfort cuddles. What a nerd. He’ll also like to make pretty ice sculptures from their Stand’s ice using Silver Chariot. (thanks to @rainbow-firebird for that idea!)
  • Evidently, to Polnareff, “disappeared” means “death” and he lost not just Abdul, Iggy, and Kakyoin, but also his lover. When he’s told this after regaining consciousness in the Speedwagon Foundation, he’s going to genuinely break down crying and completely shut out anyone trying to speak to him. All he can think of is the regret he feels over running off, thinking that if he’d stayed with his s/o, they’d still be alive.
  • But when he get back to his country home in France, the weight of losing them doesn’t just go away, and he completely shuts down in the privacy of his home. He doesn’t feel like restocking his fridge despite being away for so long, nor does he feel like he has to get rid of all the accumulated dust. There’s no reason to if no one else is going to come around to visit, like his s/o would,
  • But thankfully, he gets a call the very next week from an excited Joseph saying that his s/o’s body was found, that they’re alive, and that they’re being taken to the Speedwagon Foundation branch in France. This time, Polnareff is crying of happiness rather than mourning and grief.
  • He’d honestly try to run to Paris–where his s/o would be kept–before realizing that perhaps it wasn’t the fastest way to get there. He reminds himself (out-loud, probably) that he shouldn’t rush, so they can rest quietly for a day or two at least. He’d take his time packing the things he needs (he plans on staying until they recover) and will plan out the trains he needs to take to get to Paris the most efficiently.
  • When he does arrive, his s/o will hardly be able to breathe from how tightly he hugs them and from how deeply he kisses them. He’s going to start crying, again, while whispering sweet-nothings and expressing his relief…all in a jumbled mess of French and English. He can’t help it, though. He’s lost so much in his life that it’s a foreign and amazing feeling to see his lover alive. Polnareff isn’t going to leave their side, and will dote on them even after recovery, just to ensure that he isn’t going to lose them.

and that’s that! thank you for sending such a lovely request; i actually streamed this one! it’s a cool experience, my dude~

-Arsen

ValenTides

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Well, kinda. I’m late since I had a date. It was a midterm.

Thanks to @myonmukyuu for a title since I couldn’t think of one at 3AM T_T

Pairing: UmiMaki
Words: ~2200
Description: Maki’s just going to the beach with Rin and Hanayo on any other ordinary day in February. Well, at least that’s what she thinks.

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I have watched Elimination Chamber this morning and it’s the main reason for I’m back on Tumblr. I didn’t think I could be so happy after a monobrand ppv, but eventually I was more than just happy. All my hopes were on Bray Wyatt for the win of the main event, but I was afraid that creatives may have changed their plans just to screw everything as they’re used to do. But it didn’t happen, and The Eater of Worlds is our new champion and this is just too good. And Naomi, the beautiful dancing Queen, she is the first athlete in this show that succeeded in making me cry… I did it just once since I’m a wrestling fan and it was after that Dean and Seth had been split by the draft; but Naomi, she was AMAZING, and when she finally held the title I couldn’t hold my tears back. Long live our new champs and this great Smackdown brand.

On Dalish Mages

ALTERNATE TITLES (-I just used them as section headers-):

     Not Every Dalish Mage Is A First

     Seconds Are A Thing Too (For Good Reason)

     Three Strikes And You’re Out Isn’t A Universal Truth

     Why You Want Mage Keepers

Hello all, here is some meta, after a long while <3

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Feel Free To Ask (Jake X MC)

Title - Feel Free to Ask (Jake X MC)
Request - JakexMC “I need you to help me reach the top shelf” 💕😆 - Anonymous
Pairing - Jake X MC
Word Count - 395


Hope you like it! This was so cute to write I love it~!!

“Jake?” You questioned loudly, gathering his attention from the other side of the kitchen. Raj was set on another feast, for success after the observatory trip and you and Jake were assigned kitchen duty. Let’s just say, he wasn’t too keen on cooking. Not that he couldn’t be put to good use in other ways.

“Yeah?” He turned on his heels, removing his hands from the bottle of beer he had snuck from the fridge, standing in front of it in attempt to hide it from your suspicious glare.

“You drinking already?” You chuckled, stepping slightly closer to him.

“I can’t help myself,” he shrugged with a smirk, “What was it you needed?”

You flushed and stepped back to where you previously stood, “Uh- Nothing.”

“Oh, this is good,” His smirk grew as he glided across the room towards you.

You shook your head, “Okay whatever. I need you to reach the top shelf for me.”

You figured it’d be like a bandaid; the quicker you get it over with, the less painful it’d be. How wrong you were.

He immediately broke out in uncontrollable laughter. You scrunched your face and once he caught your glance he quieted his laughter.

“I’m sorry that was just really cute,” he grinned as he stepped right up next to you, your noses almost touching, and his arm shot up to the top shelf and grabbed the pan you had been trying to grasp.

Pulling it down quickly he placed it between the two of you abruptly causing you to blush, “Thanks.”

“Anytime,” he chuckled planting a kiss on your cheek.

Your eyes went wide, as did his, and he stumbled on his apologies before you cut him off by setting the pan on the counter and placing your lips on his, your hand snaking up from his chest to his hair. He flinched originally but soon melted into the kiss, his arms resting steadily on your waist, pulling you closer.

As you pulled apart you saw him smirking, “Anytime you need anything off the top shelf, feel free to ask.”

#IlluminatiConfirmed

Title: #IlluminatiConfirmed
Fandom: Blue Exorcist
Summary: Post Illuminati Arc, set in Exorcist Exam Arc. A group chat always seems like a good idea. Too bad that it mostly creates chaos.
AN: Wrote this for a friend some time ago. AO3

Konekomaru Miwa added Renzō Shima, Bon Sugoro, Rin Okumura, Yukio Okumura, Shiemi Moriyama and Izumo Kamiki to Exwires & Teacher.

Konekomaru: I thought it would be useful if we had a group chat.
Rin: Oooh! *^* Great idea!
Konekomaru: Thanks.

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DMC Quotes in Project X Zone 2: Part 1

Since I recently got this game, thought I’d share screenshots from Project X Zone 2  with those DMC fans that don’t have the game already. Some screenshots already frequented tumblr seperately.

Till Capcom finally decides to give us DMC5, this side mission could be one of the only developer endorsed games in which original Dante and Vergil are sharing an adventure… ;_;

Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5

It’s not canon ofc (it’s one huge fanfic tbh) but some of the banter between Vergil and Dante, especially in fight, is just too funny not to share.

Part 1: Meeting

We get them both about 7 hours into the game.

Title Card of the Mission on Mallet Island. Happy indeed lol

Don’t go that route Dante.

First meeting starts off good.

Vergil doesn’t trust the others at first, but it seems that gets him to join the group.

Scratch the above.

If only you knew Dante…

Does this refer to the final fight in DMC3? Or something else entirely?

We’re back guys! And this time with Oikawa and Iwa-chan’s mini-sprites! Made by @cheritsundere :D

We’re working our best to finished all of the sprites and the trial error. The trial error is going to be only one chapter for one character. We just want to know what would the game look like when it’s running. We’re planning to release the trial error too, so you guys can see and play it ^^ Currently we’re waiting for the title art to be done.

That’s for today’s update! Thank you for always sending us supportive and kind message. Have a good day :D

anonymous asked:

I love them, I do, but this is terrible. Who do you think is to blame? I love Klopp and I'm holding onto the fact that it took him 2 years go bring Dortmund to the Bundesliga title but I'm just so tired of this

no one is to blame, its football, its life, shit happens, we go out we have a rubbish day, its the same in football, they aint magical beings no matter how much we admire them, i love them too thats why it hurts sm

its tiring to see them lose them so much, it hurts and its awful but we just gotta hold on, we live by ynwa, and that includes walking thru storms which means bad times, cus if we dont get the bad how are we gonna have the good, kloppo will turn us around and i kno its hard to believe rn but he will.

we havent had a single break, we’re prolly tired as shit, maybe things need to settle down before we regroup and anything changes, but it will change, thats all i can hold onto, that things will change

goldenyondaime  asked:

His own hand twitches, but he refrains from striking back. "Of course." It had been a good hit, he'd give Naruto that. But Minato knew a lie when faced with one, and those words were undoubtedly just that. A lie. No smile reaches his eyes. "Will your anbu be satisfied with the results, Hokage-sama?" He asked, using the proper title, voice clipped and cold.

@goldenyondaime

His father’s cold address leaves Naruto with warm satisfaction in his gut. Only he tries to play it off as being upset toward his father’s reaction, toward him hitting his father. How could he fucking do tha– well he was trying.  It’s too obvious to even fake it. 

He doesn’t want to feel like this though. This bitter anger that rises in him when he sees his father. Sighing to himself he just pushes the thoughts aside like always and plasters a smile on his lips again.

“Yeah I’m sure my men will be pleased to hear the results tou-san. You will receive a notification soon.” 

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Title: I solemnly swear that I’m up to no good.

Requested: nope.

Warnings: Cursing.

You’re the only female marauder but you fit in perfectly, you’re Remus’s girlfriend and like a sister to the rest of the group.

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We were all walking outside to the black lake, it was getting dark, a perfect time for us to go. I hopped on Remus’s back kissing his neck making him chuckle, “aw aren’t you two just so cute with your lovey dovey shit.” Sirius said in a baby voice behind us.

I rolled my eyes playfully and pulled a strand of his hair, “OW! Okay okay damn woman.” I laughed getting of Remus’s back and walking up to Sirius.

“You jealous Padfoot?” I mocked wiggling my eyebrows.

“Not at all foxtail.” He replied. I grabbed his hand once we were close to the water and pushed him in. “You little shit.” He growled. I was in a fit of laughter as he chased me around. Soon enough I was caught from behind by Remus as he swung me around with his arms around my waist.

We all spent hours playing in the water and telling stories. It was a regular thing for us to do.

(Sorry it’s so short my mind has gone blank for some reason, hopefully I can write something better soon.)