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make me choose @jakesamys​ asked:
isabelle lightwood or clary fray

tbh i could not imagine being joined at the soul to an ancient spirit that becomes aware of like everything i think and do. I can only picture it going like this:

spirit: please…,,,
my brain: taaaaaaake onnnnn meeeeeeee (take on me!) ta-
spirit: ….. please….. stop…….
my brain: -ke mE OONNNNNN!!!
spirit: it’s been three hours please
my brain: i’ll BE GOOONNNEEE!! in a day or TWOOOOOOOOOO
spirit: AHHHHHH

spirit: do you really need to eat FOUR zebra cakes?
me: YES FUCK OFF

spirit: wAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!! DONT LEAVE ME ON YOUR DRESSER
me: Sorry, gold doesn’t go with the my outfit today

Ok but can you imagine Sherlock being insecure with his looks and that’s why he overcompensates by wearing expensive suits but actually he hates how he looks and every time John compliments him he doesn’t look pleased and would stay quiet and expressionless until one time when John said a passing compliment and at that point Sherlock snaps

“John, enough! I get it, it’s hilarious that you call me beautiful because it’s a great ironic joke because I obviously look soo weird, I look like an alien. Ha-bloody-ha, now would you please just drop it. I already know I’m ugly, I don’t need you to remind me every single time.”

@johnlockismyreligion @simpleanddestructivechemistry @10moonymhrivertam @trained-cormorant